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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 2:39pm On Jan 30, 2022
chillex8:
If you know you know... grin
I wonder why that brief meme Lord dey run
E be like say we go begin dey call BAZ001 a new name.

Briefcase will be fine.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 2:36pm On Jan 30, 2022
Nifemi2020:
Mr Man. No need to apologize, am just looking at you yarning dust here. You said you are a Yaba Boy me I will like to meet up with you. Let’s me use you shine small. Nobody have monopoly of violence. Let’s meet at Civic Hotel by 4pm today. Then if I don’t see you, then don’t let me here you say you are a Yaba Boy henceforth.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:43pm On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:
No dey bring bad memories naah
Dt guy go call touts to bugga me 5:15am where everywhere still dark.
I still manage snap him face and plate number.

Wait are you trying to say mrjaydee Na tout too ? Like dem mc oluomo boys ?
If he be tout tell me Abeg, make I no too make mouth. Na tout get Lagos


Tout dey fresh dis days

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:50pm On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:
Both of you are full of wisdom grin
Person wey go see me and go humble , 1 blow 7 die...

I dey where I dey clean up, so I can look top notch for the week grin
If you size me up you go know say I be millionaire driver.


[img]https://c./VIYBcfp3d-gAAAAC/haircut-smile.gif[/img]
Eeeehhuh
Na im person scratch your car the other time, wan still beat you on top?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m):
Glithronix:
May God help us sha.

Abeg make the bolt staff wey dey here no mark my profile ooh. shocked
grin grin grin
Nobody ask you for this information oh!
Allow people to do their mind in peace.

Bolt agents full here.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 3:11pm On Jan 29, 2022
mrjaydee:
grin he's a pucee, only hiding behind his keypad.. very soon he go loose guard and it will be televised.

He say me dey list OvenLighters as achievement, but the midget forgot to add how I got a job from ehailling.

cheesy cheesy grin just leave am, una go hear update when I catch am.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:48am On Jan 29, 2022
BAZ001:
Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. grin see achievements.


[img]https://c./VmUBXegTpucAAAAC/sexy-UnCloth.gif[/img]
BAZ001, the way you're going eh!!
If that Yaba boy catch you, he may aggressively light you up like an Oven oh!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 5:31am On Jan 29, 2022
pope191:
Don! Don!! Our one and only Jimi Agbaje! Customer da da ni

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 11:16pm On Jan 28, 2022
pope191:
Wumego
Idowu Emma
Jide Agbalaya
Dele Amuda
Prince Ademola oniru
Ladipo Omotesho Cole
African Ln
Ayinde Akinmade
Abiodun Ikomi
Cornelius Odinjor
Awudu Ekpekha
Unilag
15 Hamphonu wusu Rd.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2022
Be like say, we will have some mama's cooking today.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:53am On Jan 28, 2022
Snake don invade this thread oh!
Make everybody dey careful.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 5:36pm On Jan 27, 2022
grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:01pm On Jan 26, 2022
Hmmm
BAZ001 you may need to redeem yourself by posting a picture oh!
Even if you have to blur your face like our Comrade in Eko hotel.

Cos like this, na this man below they enter my eyes since today, anytime I remember you.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:00pm On Jan 26, 2022
Felicity001:
No na my distinguish honorable... Have you forgotten we only have LazyDLeague and AntDLeague.

Both leagues has HoodlumDrivers embended in them... Hoodlum driver is not a league but a charisma some/every drivers should have so its either you belong to the LazyDLeague as a card bearing member with Hoodlumism engraved in it or as AntDLeague card carrying member with a hoodlumDriver engrave in it.

Even cheerful as also a hoodlumDriver but the only thing that differentiate him from us is that he's the ant president grin grin

So me I be bonafide member of the LazyDLeague ooh and then the chief Hoodlum.

You need 10balls to kick a sexually demo possessed guy and his babe out of your cargrin
Post your past 3months dashboard, make we take know where you belong.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:07am On Jan 26, 2022
biggace:
please disregard this message as it is not signed by
Donfortune
Deedee48
Confusedworld17
Where he messed up is, Making Felicity President of LazyD.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:48pm On Jan 21, 2022
Pearl1910:
Is it coincidence or accidental or fate that none of your antagonists have commented 7hrs after this post? U stayed too long to silence them though.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:24am On Jan 21, 2022
In his present phase of life, everything is Fun.

E be like say that guy BAZ001 is a fool at 40 oh!
Foul nyash don dey open.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:11am On Jan 20, 2022
Pearl1910:
300k ontop is a very very good offer. Depending on the total amount that will go into buying the Civic.
D million dollar question is, can he deliver 200k monthly?
Why not?
When he can easily net 100k, weeek-in-weekout.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:51am On Jan 20, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Don't worry we dey come from eko hotel come meet you for gbagada.
Just be in expectation of thevisit
cheesy
Newbies on this thread will not understand the bolded.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:08pm On Jan 19, 2022
ReadaDream:
Commot mind for there. You no fit see. Even 1bed sef na old house e go be, very old.
Even self contain seff.
Him fit no see for that price.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:22pm On Jan 18, 2022
skillip:
Today I picked one young lady, she told me she does e-hailing too and has 2 cars , that she's been doing offline since November up till now and bookings keep coming in for her . Honestly they are levels to this business cc: dru, pearl wey them get fleet. In fact they call her a times to drive and she will lease her own car out thereby getting double earnings.

The other gist, I picked a lady today and on true caller her name came out as something "buddy" as the babe come out when I see "it" , I just remember how we dey use plastercine mould for small, after she alighted she was shy trying to hide it, but na my front she must pass so I looked and looked away. The girls of today are danger diabolic.
If I tell you say I understand wettin you talk here, make I bend.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:47am On Jan 16, 2022
Olayetan:
Guys

Pls contact me if you need to get a phone

Samsung and iPhone
We sell both brand new and mint UK used
Our phones come with warranty, assurance cover you on any of our products.

Let me be your phone plug

Whatsapp or call
0.8.0.8.2.2.7.5.3.6.3
Baba don sell his car Diverge from moving Lagos up and down. grin grin grin


That's a good one.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 3:04pm On Jan 11, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Why always Monday?
Follow me ask oh!

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:53pm On Jan 07, 2022
BAZ001:
I discussed with a young chap fresh graduate and the guy was telling me how easy it is to make money online this days than doing yahoo yahoo. That a lot of legit jobs from home.

I tried one of them and made 32k in 2 days yet we were made to believe that there is no job out there.
To drive no just hungry me
E be like say you need open your own Telegram group oh!
I wan join.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:19am On Jan 03, 2022
Today is Monday oh!
Make them no disappoint me again with the Dashboard.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 11:15pm On Jan 01, 2022
Curious345:
despite all the crazy stories out there, you're still working by this time?
Stories don't scare veterans.
When you get to that level, you'll know.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 1:25pm On Jan 01, 2022
Pearl1910:
Happy New Year Guys...we thank God for 2021 and I pray that in 2022 our heart desires will be met. Set a target, have dreams...and your expectations shall not be cut short. Best wishes for 2022. Amen. Cheers
Amen
My target this year is to gross 1m every month.
January to December.

So help me God.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:13am On Jan 01, 2022
Happy new year Comrades.

May all our positive endeavors this year, yield us good returns.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:30pm On Dec 31, 2021
peacefulhome:
Make I no lie, the gba gbos dey make this thread lively cheesy cheesy But!!! Let peace reign. Mr Dru had embrace peace, so who are we not to join the peace maker lane?

I come in peace oh my oga shocked
Revolution is not peaceful.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 11:29pm On Dec 29, 2021
Glithronix:
Boss, boss, I say make I reason with una small ni oooh. For this thing wey I dey see, calculations matter bajé bajé. grin
Lolzz.
I like your positivity sha.
At least, it's quite likely that you'll do well when you start.
But just know that you will never understand all our jabs, insults and counter arguments here, till you drive on the platform.

Before I started driving, I followed the thread for months without commenting here. And during that period, I was an ardent supporter of Dru23, and an opponent to Gazzuzz. I almost rejected the matrix given to me and was rather requesting for a Honda civic; due to how brainwashed I was, following dru23.

It took me less than 1month on the Hustle to turn against him and became an absolute fan of Gazzuzz.

Dru23 have cars on the hustle, but have never driven on it. And till he drives on Uber (either for fun or profit) we may never be on the same page.

Uber driving experience is unique and quite peculiar to paper statistics.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 9:48pm On Dec 29, 2021
Glithronix:
I love this analysis. Though, according to your expression, you were surprised at the experience and wasn't pleasurable, but I learned some useful things here.

But if one would consider health as you said, I think working for the long period of time you worked, one can adopt the one-day-on and one-day-off system. This would allow the body system to balance, not to break down, and the health of the car, too. And considering your net profit, if it's one day on - one day off, a guy man is making a profit of over 90k in a week (that's over 360k in a month).
This, I think, should be the best.
Gurus in the house can educate us on this.
Much respect.
Papper work.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 4:58pm On Dec 29, 2021
Feli..

Do you type and drive?
Why all these headache just because I dey read your comment?

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