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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by Dongreat(m): 10:14am On Mar 29, 2020
zoe123:

How many of the sick did you take to them and they refused to heal? If they convene now for a healing service, the same you will accuse them of contravening government rules. Where they invited by NCDC and they refused to go? Does Isolation rules permit them to come in contact with the sick for the healing! Do you know if they are praying for the sick in their home. You guys just like pouring your anger on men of God because you believe insulting them is the new "woke" keep at it dear, just keep at it.

Let them all call for a deliverance service. Let them use their connections politically worldwide to gather the sick COViD19 patients for healing. I can tell you that the USA, UK, Italy, Germany, and all affected countries will accept their call after all its for the good of all right?? News flash THEY CAN’T cos this disease is REAL.

Don’t be so gullible to their parlor tricks and gbe body theatric. They don’t have any healing powers. All are fraud who feed off the fear of the gullible.

And I don’t have any anger for anyone talking much about your “men of god”. If you know me in person then you will start to understand that life is not about spirituality or the fear of the unknown.

Life is a cruise ship everyone sail through and those with NO FEAR enjoy the journey to the end.

Have a good day my friend.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by Dongreat(m): 9:27am On Mar 29, 2020
Lool. Yeah right. And all your pastors are just waiting for the COVID-19 to end so that they can start healing the sick again..


Or perhaps healing the sick is a small miracle to them. After all why will your pastors and GO heal the sick when they can simply raise the dead after the virus.

Make una Dey use una sense o. Don’t let your fellow men who are schizophrenic to deceive you with claims of higher power who seems to run when there are real problem.

GET SENSE

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Health / Re: I Am Dying Of A Chronic Pile by Dongreat(m): 1:50pm On Dec 19, 2019
dauddy97:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am dying in silence embarassed embarassed

I discovered that I had pile during my secondary School days (2014). I didn't even know this has been on me for long, until I went to defecate with a friend of mine in the bush. Immediately he saw that red flesh coming out on my anus. He shouted "What is this!!". That was when I knew I had PILE.

I told my mum about this. She said she noticed something like that from the day I was given birth to. She said, she didn't keep quiet, and she asked the nurses what was in my anus. The nurses replied that, "it is normal" That it will still leave there. Now, I am in my twenties. This thing is now paining me seriously. In fact , I can't defecate easily.

Please, nurses and doctors in the house, come to my aid.

Note: I noticed that, I ejaculate within 3 to 4 mins during sex. I don't know maybe it's because of the pile?

Also, I have used and inserted some drugs (Anosoid or so, I can't really remember it spelling) recommended by a general hospital doctor yet, this thing is still stubborn. I have also visited Alagbo (herbal). In fact, The money wasted can't just be mentioned.

This night, I discovered the that its now out itself. Since all these while, it has been in, I only feel or see it while defecating.

I can't just imagine what people have been saying. like, "I wont be able to impregnate a lady" and all sorts of things like that.

Pls, help your boy.

Help for wider view .

I will appreciate all comments, remedy, solution, cure etc just to get this out of my anus.

I may be late to respond but listen to me very carefully.

I have pile for years, since when I was little and this became worse by the use dairy products (milk, cheese) as I couldn’t tell I was lactose intolerant not until I traveled out of the country. But it (pile) became stage three i.e. it came out and I was able to push it back in. I was suggested many methods to manage it and I can tell you how I manage it.

1). Drink plenty of water daily. Drink like a cup or two after every meal. Let your target be 8 liters of water or 12 glasses. You will notice you urinate a lot; better. You will also notice that your urine is colorless like water; much better. Water is a natural stool softener and you need it.

2). Eat plenty of fibers daily. I personally take beans everyday as one of my meal. Oranges are fantastic too and they are cheap. Then bananas too. For soup learn to love Egusi soup, Okoro soup, and native beans soup called Ésha.

3). Learn the habit of opening your bowels (pooping) daily too. Try as much to every day. If you want to induce bowel movement drink lots of water when you wake up in the morning, rub your belly counterclockwise as you are drinking and you will pass stool effectively without struggling.

You target is to make your bowel movement easy so avoid constipation by following my advice above.

Anytime your pile is out gently push it back in and you won’t feel pain anymore BUT now that’s it’s out I guess it’s red and inflamed so do these things.

1). Put a very hot water in a bucket and sit in the bucket. The steam will relive the pains. Use some of the hot water to massage it too and for now bath with hot water.

2). Take pain killers to relieve the pain too and avoid seating down for now until the swelling is reduced. Depending on the damage it may reduce in a week or 2. Then gently use hot water to push it back in after it’s reduced and you can’t feel any pains.

Sorry for the pains as I know how it feels. Again pile doesn’t cause premature ejaculation.
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by Dongreat(m): 6:14pm On Dec 07, 2019
No boxing bet site in Naija. Willing to stake 100 to 500k on Joshua victory before the 7th round.
Politics / Re: Invite Jonathan Over N400m Fraud Case - Metuh by Dongreat(m): 4:11pm On Sep 26, 2019
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maasoap:


All these PDP e-miscrants sef. You Osinbajo to resign the mandate we gave him? Over what exactly? Because one Frank made unsubstantiated allegation my VP?

Blue face go through my comments on Nairaland and you will see I am a very busy person who cares little about useless PDP or wasteful APC but the betterment of every Nigerians including you cos despite everything we all are suffering yet smiling.

And if you happen to have a DSTv at home watching CNN and BBC but not Cartoon Network or Zee World the you will know it’s first a dent in your VP image to be accused with such fraud and to make his accuser pay and get their mouth shut/ become irrelevant, he (VP) will resign or better open himself to unadulterated investigation and if found innocent will sue ever accuser ass and get the prestige and honor deserve of such position.

Now quote me only to debate on this issue next time else don’t bother. Don’t have time for bongo bongo exchanged here.
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maasoap:


All these PDP e-miscrants sef. You Osinbajo to resign the mandate we gave him? Over what exactly? Because one Frank made unsubstantiated allegation my VP?

Blue face go through my comments on Nairaland and you will see I am a very busy person who cares little about useless PDP or wasteful APC but the betterment of every Nigerians including you cos despite everything we all are suffering yet smiling.

And if you happen to have a DSTv at home watching CNN and BBC but not Cartoon Network or Zee World the you will know it’s first a dent in your VP image to be accused with such fraud and to make his accuser pay and get their mouth shut/ become irrelevant, he (VP) will resign or better open himself to unadulterated investigation and if found innocent will sue ever accuser ass and get the prestige and honor deserve of such position.

Now quote me only to debate on this issue next time else don’t bother. Don’t have time for bongo bongo exchanged here.
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maasoap:


All these PDP e-miscrants sef. You Osinbajo to resign the mandate we gave him? Over what exactly? Because one Frank made unsubstantiated allegation my VP?

Blue face go through my comments on Nairaland and you will see I am a very busy person who cares little about useless PDP or wasteful APC but the betterment of every Nigerians including you cos despite everything we all are suffering yet smiling.

And if you happen to have a DSTv at home watching CNN and BBC but not Cartoon Network or Zee World the you will know it’s first a dent on your VP image to be accused with such fraud and to make his accuser pay and get their mouth shut/ become irrelevant, he (VP) will resign or better open himself to unadulterated investigation and if found innocent will sue ever accuser ass and get the prestige and honor deserve of such position.


Now quote me only to debate on this issue next time else don’t bother. I Don’t have time for bongo bongo exchanges here.
Family / Re: Morally Bankrupt Kids – How To Avoid Raising Them by Dongreat(m): 3:48pm On Sep 26, 2019
There’s no recipe to a morally correct child and like a commenter said “it’s a game of luck”. Everyone has the freedom of choice and they choose whether you are mounding em to the correct path or not but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t mound em to the correct part and this is because by building them to the correct path we are installing a conscience which won’t be there if we leave our kids to just roam around like free range turkeys.

I have met kids religiously mounded to look perfect and they turned out to be Lucifer close doors and open to some extent. Just as I have meet the ones who grew up in toxic homes and they ended up becoming better cos they have seen the demons first hand and swore never to be like the demons.

Moreover we live in the 21st century dominated by fiber optic cables able to make you see things wireless and communicate hidden hence we can be whatever we want to be and sooner or later the true nature of ourselves is exposed despite the moral cocktail we were infused with and trust me our true natures are very far from what we were lectured as as kids by our parents who just wanted the best.


In conclusion: No Moral Cockail exist. Just teach your kids what’s actually right and wrong and hope they listen to the rights and learn new better and right things along the way while ignoring the immoral things cos the latter is usually intoxicating and everyone seems to participate in it today making it look cool some way or other yet we know it’s bad and won’t let our innocent children indulge in it.

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Politics / Re: Invite Jonathan Over N400m Fraud Case - Metuh by Dongreat(m): 3:36pm On Sep 26, 2019
seunmsg:


Dear Jonathan, if Osinbajo can waive his immunity and submit himself to investigation, you have no reason for refusing to take the witness box in defense of the former national publicity secretary of your party. Denying Metuh at his point of need is simply heartless. You approved the illegal payment to him, go to court and defend your approval. Stop being a coward!

Has Osinbajo waive his immunity to be investigated?
Grown ass men will just come online these days to type bulls for likes and shares without adequate knowledge of laws in Nigeria.

Do you know that no ex president in Nigeria can be summoned for petty cases like this except one of crime against humanity such as genocide and worse?

Metuh case was collect money to execute a job and if he have details of the jobs executed then no need calling names or bitching/snitching like Tekashi69ine. Just show proof of job executed to the court and how the money was spent to justify such amount. It’s Metuh cross to carry and Jonathan can never be summoned.

And as for your all saint Osinbajo, in a civilized society he would have resigned then submit himself honorably to the ICPC and EFCC for investigation. If found clean then every accusers will get their ass sue and he reinstated but you know he will never resign cos he’s after all a BLOODY NIGERIAN and BLOODY NIGERIANS don’t resign no matter what, whether they are clean or dirty.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Zlatan Ibile A Costly Headphone by Dongreat(m): 9:01pm On Aug 13, 2019
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Travel / Re: 1st Class Graduate, FULAA Alumni, Others Die In Car Crash by Dongreat(m): 4:42pm On May 31, 2019
This matter just weak me, I swear. I tire, I tire. Oo

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Events / Re: Guys Throw Bags Of Pure Water At Their Friend On His Birthday In Akure by Dongreat(m): 10:49am On May 22, 2019
You call this true friendship? Wait until the next day she starts complaining of severe pains perhaps from dislocated joints or broken bones. What happens to balloons, cake ( cup cakes if they can’t go 6 to 8 inches size), Coca Cola, and genuine smiles?

Even if they intend going barbaric while not do it at a slow pace by just shooting her per piece with the sachet water instead of dropping the whole bags on her. Weight wise it’s planned murder and they are just trying to kill her with claims of celebrating her BD.

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Health / Re: NHS Nurse Who Offered Bible To A Cancer Patient 'rightly Sacked' says court by Dongreat(m): 10:19am On May 22, 2019
stan111:
I am a Nurse,
and according to the Ethics what she did is right but the problem might be coming from relatives or the patient. Either of them must have filed a report against her act and when that is done, no moral justification counts again.. She was so unfortunate...

Bulls...

You ain’t no nurse and if you are then I highly suggest that you download the latest version of ethics code.
You work in a hospital and not a religious center.
While I won’t condemn her total she should understand that placebo taken too far is deadly (literally).

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Health / Re: NHS Nurse Who Offered Bible To A Cancer Patient 'rightly Sacked' says court by Dongreat(m): 10:14am On May 22, 2019
sobodetitilayo:
The medical practitioners do say 'we treat but God cures'. I think the nurse is right to some extent

The nurse is 101% wrong. Pray you don’t find yourself in a situation where you need the best of care to beat a deadly disease but instead your handlers are giving to you motivational speech.

The patients need rest after med not constant speeches to change their faith for it will only increase their placebo effect and not therapeutic effect.

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Health / Re: NHS Nurse Who Offered Bible To A Cancer Patient 'rightly Sacked' says court by Dongreat(m): 9:59am On May 22, 2019
Skyfornia:
What is her crime again?...this cannot happen in Nigeria.
Almost every hospital in Nigeria conduct morning devotion at least once every week...praying, praising, dancing and singing to God.

Of course it can’t cos Nigerians are bloody religious and not Godly. Did it occur to her that the patients she’s trying to convinced have their separate faith and it should be respected? She was brought up to be a Christian and so are the patients from birth but different religions and that should be 100% respected. Why is she trying to exploit their vulnerability and convince em to change knowing they probably will do such not cos they wanted to willingly but a fools joke to beat the deadly sickness each are suffering.

Only in Nigeria cos when you rush a patient to the hospital early in the morning instead of he/she to be attended to the over religious nurses will ask you to wait until morning devotion is over, ignorance of their profession and first minutes actions to emergency.

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Politics / Re: Kano Princes Reject Ganduje’s Offer To Head New Emirate by Dongreat(m): 8:26pm On May 10, 2019
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Phones / Re: How To Check If Your Iphone Is New Or Refurbished by Dongreat(m): 7:22pm On Apr 16, 2019
Fact and educative

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Autos / Re: POWER BIKES FOR SALE by Dongreat(m): 11:05am On Apr 11, 2019
azpekuliar:


Are you just starting out or you have some experience riding? What sort of bike are you looking at buying? Beginner? Super Sport? Streetfighter? Sports Tourer?

I am just starting so I am looking at getting a 200 to 400cc Powerbike
Autos / Re: Where To Get A Powerbike (200cc -400cc) by Dongreat(m): 6:05pm On Apr 08, 2019
dennel:
I have some to sell! But my location is Ibadan...! You’ll love the bikes* just abit out of your budget... Let me know if the location isn’t a barrier

You’ll definitely love the Suzuki I have for sale! I just shipped few of them in from the Uk!

Send me a message on atagana.great@yahoo.com so that we can share phone numbers and talk much about this.
Please do only so if you are genuine and I will appreciate it. Thank you
Autos / Where To Get A Powerbike (200cc -400cc) by Dongreat(m): 4:39pm On Apr 08, 2019
Hello powerbike lovers and owners. I am new to this found love of powerbikes as I saw one recently and fell in love with the machine. I live in WARRI, Delta state and would please like to know where and how I can get to buy an affordable yet very well maintained powerbike for beginners (200cc to 400cc), preferably one close to my location for easy inspection and honest transaction.
Thank you.

Ps: budget is between 200 to 300k
Autos / Re: POWER BIKES FOR SALE by Dongreat(m): 7:44pm On Apr 06, 2019
Hope someone is seeing this as I am looking forward to buying a power bike for myself. A beginner you can say. The problem I have now is I can seem to find any near me here in Warri, Delta State to buy. If there’s anyway I can get one at an affordable rate please do help in assisting me. I can assure you that I am serious and no this ain’t to fraud to swindle anyone.
You can go through my profile here and you will have an idea of my kind of person.
Will appreciate any help in getting a good one at an affordable rate. Thank you.

@azpekuliar
@koolkesh
Education / Re: Help Identifying A Strange Colored Insect. by Dongreat(m): 1:50pm On Mar 05, 2019
@delishpot sorry as the pics were captured in the high-efficiency HEIF format. Had to convert em.
Education / Help Identifying A Strange Colored Insect. by Dongreat(m): 1:29pm On Mar 05, 2019
Identification please

Romance / Re: Elizabeth Gyabi Sends Nude Video To Francis Dzogbetsi, Nora Frimpong Leaks It by Dongreat(m): 12:55pm On Oct 10, 2018
While the director wife attempt is to shame the upcoming actress, she has done best in promoting the actresses career. I said so cause anything sex or Na*ed related is a selling point. People will love to associate with the person no matter what. The actress publicity has just skyrocket to a level that her clients will be politicians, and men ready to spend heavily to get a piece of that body.

And to the hypocrite here criticising her, we know as a guy a new wanking video just exist so cut the hypocritical crab and move along.

These ain’t new in the entertainment industries as model, singers, actresses, and actors all engage in this shît. Next news please.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Slam Wizkid After Shola Ogudu Called Him Out For Being Deadbeat by Dongreat(m): 12:26pm On Sep 20, 2018
Wiz is a deadbeat dad, like it or not. One is an accusation but two is evidence. Two of his baby mama are complaining of the same thing; not being there for his kids, no child support, and only their if he wants to play paparazzi. It’s no allegation but fact that the dude is a deadbeat dad and he’s on a self destruct mode.
His destruction won’t be from the second baby mama but the third. Yes the jada P. lady as she ain’t stupid to ignore what’s going on. When she see a sign of wiz sour behaviour or if she Catches wiz cheating then he’s doom and will pay bills that will send him back to Surulere.

Ps: look at the boy reaction on stage with his supposed dad. That will tell you that man ain’t a father. A kid of his age will even dance, hug, and smile sheepishly if he has a strong connection with his father but boy just smirked. SMH.

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Phones / Re: Iphone XS Release Date, Price And Specs: Apple’s Iphone XR And XS Max Released by Dongreat(m): 5:34pm On Sep 13, 2018
If you have an iPhone X and decided to upgrade to this then you are the greatest isheep ever. Only new users and iPhone 6, 6s, and 7 users can upgrade cos they will be getting good value for their money.
Speaking of money, you must be high on idiocy dust to spend $1k on a phone

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Slammed For Smoking Cigarette As A Nun On Magazine Cover by Dongreat(m): 12:54pm On Sep 11, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Boluwatife Balogun, Wizkid's Son Resumes School (Photo) by Dongreat(m): 12:40pm On Sep 11, 2018
Good thing the mother is still taking care of the boy and not getting all worried on the deadbeat dad.
The goat boast of how much he get but can’t contribute to his kids welfare. Every bob the bricklayer contributes for guguru and groundnut to his children yet one fake as* deadbeat can’t take care of his kids despite the stardom. Oh yes, his marijuana and backstage prostitut* are his focus.

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Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye: I Listen To Fela’s Music A Lot - Pastor Adeboye's Son Says by Dongreat(m): 1:11pm On Sep 09, 2018
There’s something I have come to understand and is that not everyone who is religious is a fraud. Yes I largely agree that it’s all fancy theatrics especially the Pentecostal exorcism but to some people it’s so real that even when their conscience is telling em not to get involved they just can’t stop practicing cos it’s the only thing they believe.
Thou the practice is comical and can be largely seen as fraud by critical and free thinkers, many who practice it see it as real, so real that they stake their lives on it.

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Family / Re: Rukevwe Vivienne Ohwerhi's Daughter, Efeturi Saleisha Zino's 1st Birthday Photos by Dongreat(m): 6:29pm On Sep 08, 2018
czarina:
I don't get people who dress up little girls like adults

Maka why na? Let a child be a child! There are truckloads of cute baby girls clothes and very much age appropriate.

Exactly my thoughts. They are exposing their kids to pedophiles. The children clothings are designed to be free and kid friendly, while adults are usually body hugging and arousing.
A pedophile just have a pic to self-service at; yes sounds disgusting but it’s the truth.

Mothers again stop dressing your kids as adults. Let em enjoy their childhood as they have only limited time at it.

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Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Police Escort Returning From Bank In Lagos by Dongreat(m): 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2018
Such cases already has a lead. An informant is involved and everyone associate with the company and money transaction in the bank should be interrogated and investigated.

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