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jeytee:
Go and download tweakware vpn!!!

blublahd:
Of course it's fiction.
But there would be a story,, as a skilled Hunter you should know what a bear's domain would look like. And to evade immediately after sighting it's cub and not pointing a gun at it.

Explorers:
2. The world's first smartphone debuted in 1993 at Florida's Wireless World Conference. Launched by BellSouth Cellular and "weighing in at a little more than a pound," it was a phone-come-PDA with an early LCD touchscreen display. The press release from the launch describes the new handset: "Designed by IBM, Simon looks and acts like a cellular phone but offers much more than voice communications. In fact, users can employ Simon as a wireless machine, a pager, an electronic mail device, a calendar, an appointment schedular, an address book, a calculator and a pen-based sketchpad all at the suggested retail price of $899."

Emaprince:
The funny thing is that the fake manure fans in Nairlaland will criticize and bash him seriously, whilst the REAL manure fans in Enlagnd are chanting his name in the stadium they hold so high despite his dismal record this season.. MOURINHO IS REALLY A GOD IN THIS GAME.

bigkesh:
Mourinho is the only manager
who can have his name chanted at Old
Trafford, Stamford Bridge and Bernabeu in
the same week......

mablie:
'Boss' and 'Veep' are both available in 'avi'(not above 90mb) and 'high mp4'(not above 150mb) formats on mobiletvshows.net

mablie:
Boss but it was cancelled after the second season.You want comedy combined with political satire?watch Veep

Chelseafan1:
Chai...I don die, see epistle o, wen I said u are useless and jobless, was I not right? lmaao why shud u decide to test me of all people if I'm not so important to u.?


The more you spit out rubbish, the more you expose ur idiocy, keep up with ur foolishness, it's in you.

My personal life is none of ur business, quit reminding me of my chat with Raumdeuter, You are talking to a young CEO, kill yourself biitch, im not responsible for your gutter life. Rotflmao....the bolded must have really hit you hard....sorry boy, now I know why you have been on my case... but that's just a little of what God has blessed me with actually, I don't even have to go practice the beautiful course I studied in uni to have a good life....Kill yourself and die, it's not my fault that you have to struggle in life to afford yourself 2 course meal per day, stop biitching around Nairaland my Nigga.
Not everyone will do 8am to 5pm everyday to enjoy life, Linda makes millions from her bedroom every month and she flaunts it.
You can't come here and tell me what and what not to post, take your bitterness elsewhere or just overlook my post next time.


I dont expect a nincompoop like you to know that, NYSC is a phase of life, pray you eventually get outta university let alone getting the privilege to serve.

You probably don't even know the meaning of the slave you keep shouting upandan...U are too dull.

Fvcck off of my mention, u s!lly swine.

Adikam:
Note:this is not a fiction nor joke.

In the beggining of july i woke-up one morning & say is this going to happen?.cos my dreams sometimes come to pass.

i told my dad a chelsea fan that they did'not win any 3 of thier opening matches it was 2 draws & loosing 1 he laugh &said its one of those nightmares.

In the dream
chelsea finished 8th in league possition & scores a total of 43 goals mostly from defenders & midfielders.

Falcao only manage to score 2 league goals.diego costa recieve a straight red card &later was giving 4 match ban.Abramovich threaten to sack mourinho after arsenal thrash them in that dream...

Then he(mourinho)later won 3 straight matches & was in 5th possition bt after that he recall 2 laon players in january but chelsea continue to fall.

mourinho later sack assistant coach in febuary & apoint someone.he later had an open interview & said that the damage has been done if the owner want him to live he will acept it & move to french giant.

Note:am not wishing cfc bad season but seing them in 16th possition shows it might come to pass.

Benediict:
DON'T BE A FOOL; HE DIED IN YOUR PLACE!

HELO FRIEND! please don't ignore this because your Life may depend on it. are you living a reckless life? are you enjoying the pleasures of this world? do you fornicate , lie, steal, Murder or do anything your conscience judges you for? if yes, that's called sin and sin can take you to hell in a split second when death comes. . . . . .are you crazy? don't you know the bible says. . . . . 'it's appointed for man to die and after death comes judgement'. . . . . .God will judge you with anger if you don't repent from sin. you'll be the biggest fool if you suffer on earth and later suffer in eternity in hell when God has already made a way for you to escape such suffering through his Son Jesus Christ; who died in your place, taking your sins upon Himself! . . . . .The bible says: 'He that knew no sin became sin for us'. . . . .please don't be a fool. recieve Jesus Christ into your Life and and watch him save you from hell a bad life because He DIED IN YOUR PLACE!. . . . . if you are willing please say this prayer NOW!!! : GOD I COME TO YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS. I BELIEVE JESUS IS YOUR SON AND HE DIED TO SAVE ME FROM MY SINS. I ALSO BELIEVE YOU RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD TO JUSTIFY ME. THANK YOU LORD FOR SAVING ME! I RECIEVE ETERNAL LIFE INTO MY SPIRIT IN JESUS NAME, AMEN.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]DON'T BE A FOOL; HE DIED IN YOUR PLACE!

coogar:
a big chance for memphis to show his worth. i expect him to bag a hatrick!

liljboy:
what's the name of the series

viickerz:
lol.. Lol again, That german guy, wolfgang or what is his name, he has a small dick, and his dick is pink too.. lol..
I kinda find the sex scenes between the homosexuals funny, do u know that they all share pleasure too?

Who is your fav character?, mine is the indian girl and that german guy(wolfgang)
that indian girl looks and acts so innocent, her accent is kinda local too..

I like that Riley girl too, i have forgotten her country tho

viickerz:
i think shes transgender,
you like the show too?

viickerz:
sure, homeland and ray donovan made me fall in love with showtime, We all know what HBO can do, all their shows make sense! Even Silicon valley, a 20-25 minute per episode show made sense, it lacked the sex scenes a lil bit, but look at the mature humor, that show made me laugh soo much, Hbo is king, i recommended True detective to one of my friends, he watched 3 episodes, and said it was crappy, when i asked him the kind of shows he watches, he mentioned Vampire Diaries,THE FLASH, Etc, i just ended our discussion, true detective is too advanced for his childish mind..
Arrow would have been a great show, the storyline was cool, but CW just had to ruin it with their censorship and stupid ideas, why make the show Tv 14? Any right thinking American will pay a lot of money to see Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak naked and having raw sex , But no, cw just kill great shows with their primitve ideas, True blood has a very shallow story line, but it ran for 7 seasons, the show lasted long cos it gave viewers what they want, sex, no holds barred language,violence and gore, e.t.c ! Now thats a great show,

Sense8 did it for me this year, the producers brought a new thing to t.v, They combined science fiction with religion, sexuality, culture, humor,et all, they shot it in 8 countries across the planet, an average person can relate to the story line, even if you are gay, Transexual, African,Asian,German, Indian, e.tc, theres something for everybody, now thats a great show, not all those yeye kindergaten shows we see on Cw and co !