Email: donkaz101@gmail.com
Institution: Federal University of Technology Owerri
Course of study: Chemical Enginerring
Level: 300

interesting

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Brushless:
For a bachelor, women seem to be too fair and so need protection but a woman can plan how to kill her man without remorse. I have seen where a woman plan the death of her husband spanning not less than thirty years. If you are married and still forking around, be careful, your wife can use even your domestic servant or driver to kill you.

With all these stories, seriously marriage no dey hungry me.

This one is strong o

faith551:
I should upload my girlfriend? how the Bleep am I supposed to do that??

Can't stop laughing oo, Op girlfriend don turn file.

Preca:
I want a nairalander to buy this for me

Forget it o, it won't happen.

I noticed girls have started trying what that girl did on twitter the other day.

AyamConfidence:
rat don chop everything

chaii!!
This one pain me.

Still praying to accidentally see any of his money-stashed houses soon.

stubbornman:
And that was how they brainwashed my friend that year and the silly guy called me and told he's now working earning six figures plus accommodation.....My head scatter.....I was so desperate so I told him to link me up, nah so the yeye boy told me to come over the next day and meet his boss that he'll discuss with him on my behalf....

Next day I borrowed money from my Brother and travelled ,when I got to the location I noticed the place was a school they attached with to scam people, dirty looking unkempt ugly boys and girls walking upandan rehearsing what I never cared to understand.... I went to see the So-called accommodation ,what I saw was carton on bare ground....Holy Spirit!!!!!!! My mind spoil

I furiously entered for both the Silly Written and Oral interview ,I deliberately failed it but they hailed my Failure and said I passed excellently..... I TIRE!!!! (how I take reach here)

To cut the long story short I was attached to one girl that will guide me....told her lemme go home and bring clothes and cash and she allowed me....that was how I escaped !!!!!


Those people deserve a grenade in their midst I swear

pls don't be annoyed, this is damn too funny!

TheSonOfMark:
The groom's pose : I can relate to it.

That posture you assume when your favourite barber carves your full beardlines and hairline perfectly on a Saturday morning. You stand up , examine your face in the full mirror, look around the salon to realize a girl who came along with her brother or boyfriend is staring intently at you through the mirror. You unconsciously dust imaginary hair off your left shoulder as a wide grin forms on your face...



Yeah, I know, I am being vain.

Your head dey there jare.

jericco1:


let me tell you something. its a charm alright but like all superstition if you believe in something eh and you hope something happens eh that thing that happen could be attributed to whatever object be it a talisman a charm or whatever okay? like i said it was only a coincedence... do you know how many African footballers keep charms and amulets? the belief it works and you and I know it doesn't. the thing is when luck shines on them and things fall in place, they start attributing it to that charm.

its like religion man!! think!!

Now I get where you're coming from.
Nice!

About the religion part, I wouldn't want to go into that now.

jericco1:


bros how did he know it was a charm? it doesn't justify it being a charm abeg make una stop the superstitious belief.

okay what do you think it might be?

jericco1:
hmm it didn't work jare. it was only a coincedence

Bros what kind of coincidence is that? and why do you think the goalkeeper was chasing him like that

Hawlahscho:
Meanwhile, here is the SPOON POSITION Anti has been describing.

Senior man!

At long last, the wait is over!
I don hear the tori.

adonbilivit:
I kept my wallet but lost my money. wallet without money is a sham! virginity without purity is self deceit!

This is just the summary of everything the Op wrote.

chorlay:
Anti-nacking don become pro... All thanks to burantashi

Burantashi saving relationships since 1880.

haa! Op I can't miss this one na.

Patiently waiting for the gist of how it went down.

comradespade:
11. then you heard GBAGAN(Bank alert) on your phone and u rush to check it only to see " dear value customer thanks for using our ATM on the 23 of December 2016 and we really appreciate so for this message we will be deducting #70 from ur account " and u are still planning to use the last #100 to buy voucher online to call ur families to send u anything..........then you are like.................I rather kill myself than commuting suicide

Can't stop laughing mehn!

Where the op now

can you imagine?
what financial obligations is he talking about This country is a joke

Till when I become a boss

what is Nigeria turning into

sha... am not surprised

holamiday:
I smell lies. Was any post-UTME held? What did she score in that?

what is this one saying?
Don't you know there's no more post utme

rubbish!!!

winzy:

No vex oo... Na you dey your profile picture?

bros!!!

make e reach our side abeg

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