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LorDBolton:
Married women eh

During my 7days 'ebola' camp in osun, I chatted up this pretty young lady.

That evening we kissed, next morning she came to my hostel with her friend I and my pal (a nairalander I met via the osun thread) had fun playing nawti with them.

Now here's the bombshell, I Spotted her in the hall for redeployment (she prev told me she will redeploy sha)

*but she was on the que for married women

So oga if you're reading this & u married an anambra girl who grad'd from lasu n served in osun... that guy who helped ur wife carry her luggage to ur VW, says happy married life

Ighoga898:
lol.. I thought I was harsh but u re harsher

Ighoga898:
Welcome to DRAW FC.
Man Utd 1-1 Stoke.
Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd.
Man Utd 0-0 Burnley.
Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal.Man
Utd 1-1 West Ham.
Everton 1-1 Man Utd.
Man Utd are now DRAWINGbetter than HB PENCIL.
One win in Sept
One win in October
One win in November
Man Utd's win is becoming once in a month like Menstrual Cycle.'
so we can now Call them # Woman United.
If they don't win in december we will know Man Utd is pregnant...... hhahahahah.

phlamesG:
E sure me say na FIFA make this guys risk their lives so

elobyobi:
Wait hasn't she been president for over 10 years?

FuckyourMama:
U invite a gal 2 ur house wit no basic amenities...even matress is missing. So where is she supposed 2 sit down n listen 2 ur boring gist. Dude diz is nt d definition of being broke...ur own type of lack dey under case study

Youngpo413:
typical of naija ladies.

Tallesty1:
Why should he come into you? Are you his house?


Bia madam, oya come begin day go.


Your story wan replace that bread seller but we will not take it.

We will fight it

frenchwine:
Hold fast to that which you have. A guy who would renege on your agreement cannot be trusted with your virginity, nay marriage
If the sexual moves were coming from you, then fair enough.

lady2lady:
The doctors there knows better.
Just go to any hospital and tell them wah you want or make an inquiry!

lady2lady:
See ya life !!

You don finger her finish,enjoy ya sef finish .. Come dey ask question?? Hmmm ..

If it were me,it's better we go for a test,than to allow this sin!

Why not take her to a hospital and let them conduct a virginity test .. Huh?

jamoscofield:
na true o, Mangu cold na die. im A16

Kelechi2020:
Jos corper...thanks to God

debque:
na terry tha rapman

houstonia:
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*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.*

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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