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Crime / Re: Four Men Arrested By Lagos Police After Failed Bid To Rob Legal Practitioner(pic by Donkaz(m): 8:21pm On May 02, 2017
naija!!
Romance / Re: How i was Disgraced because of Sex - Twitter User by Donkaz(m): 6:36pm On May 02, 2017
yorex2011:
Warning!!

Potentially IQ reducing post... Proceed with caution...
Read only if you have IQ points to spare...


I repeat!! Read only if you have IQ to spare!


This your post should come before the Op's own.
To warn unsuspecting viewers like my self.


Please who has extra IQ he is not using again?

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Politics / Re: Karma: Who Else Remembers This? by Donkaz(m): 6:18pm On May 02, 2017
Moral of the story: karma is a biatch!!

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Culture / Re: Re: Ndi Igbo, "Good Morning" Is Not "Ututu Oma" by Donkaz(m): 6:11pm On May 02, 2017
DjAndroid:
With reference to this thread "say good morning in your language",
https://www.nairaland.com/3774342/say-good-morning-language

I saw most of my Igbo brothers and sisters saying "Ututu oma"

Good morning is "Iboola Chi?"

Ututu oma is transliteration, That is translating an English word directly to Igbo.

Hence: in the morning = Iboola chi
Afternoon = Ndeewo
Evening/Night = Ndeewo
When parting at night = kachifo

Take note.

I understand where the Op is coming from.

Otutu oma is good morning in Igbo language. Iboola chi is the most commonly used, that doesn't make it right.

Ndeewo is more like well done not good afternoon/evening.

But hey, what do I know??
Am not too proficient in Igbo language. Still learning.

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Romance / Re: My Perfect Gentleman by Donkaz(m): 5:54pm On May 02, 2017
Now this is cool, not all those rubbish posts I see these days.

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Education / Re: University Of Suya, Faculty Of Meatalogy Spotted In Lagos (photos) by Donkaz(m): 4:00pm On May 02, 2017
wetin we no go see.

All na packaging.
Health / Re: HELP ME!! An Unnatural Smell Causes Anyone Within 50 Yards Of Me To Flee. by Donkaz(m): 10:49am On May 01, 2017
Please visit a doctor.
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim: "I Had Sex On The Beach In The Presence Of Beachgoers" by Donkaz(m): 12:09pm On Apr 28, 2017
na wa o
Education / Re: Dead Bauchi Federal Polytechnic Student Found In Hostel by Donkaz(m): 8:01am On Apr 28, 2017
Rip

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 'NEPA Moments' We've All Had (with Pictures) by Donkaz(m): 10:16pm On Apr 27, 2017
SpicyMimi:

HahahahaHahahaha grin you got that so right! I start peeping, hoping they take it off...and once they take it off, I get relieved before 10mins, they've restored it again grin grin kaaaaai torture!!! These days I have decided I won't let it get to me again cool

gringrin

I thought I was the only one oo... when it happens, I'll be like why today
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 'NEPA Moments' We've All Had (with Pictures) by Donkaz(m): 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2017
SpicyMimi:

I experience it almost every month or 2 months....Its frustrating biko cry

Very frustrating.

I have also noticed whenever we don't have light, the light tends to stay for long.
Education / Re: Did This Man Come To Your Secondary School? by Donkaz(m): 6:52pm On Apr 27, 2017
How can I forget!!

FGC Jos.

Encouraged/forced us to read for 10 hours non stop. He came with a reading chart, told us many stories.

... and oh, he told us to bring all our contrabands or else we would fail our waec.

My hear say I submit my phone, for wetin na .
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 'NEPA Moments' We've All Had (with Pictures) by Donkaz(m): 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2017
SpicyMimi:

I was really hoping the op would add this, cause I experience this a lot and it is extremely painfullllllllllllll!!!!!!

I experienced this just last night so its still very fresh in my memory
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 'NEPA Moments' We've All Had (with Pictures) by Donkaz(m): 5:13pm On Apr 27, 2017
ominilongest:
..then you'll start hating on 'em grin

...and praying NEPA takes the light.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 'NEPA Moments' We've All Had (with Pictures) by Donkaz(m): 4:27pm On Apr 27, 2017
When the light suddenly goes off and you rush out to check, then you notice that its only your house.

You'll be like...

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Crime / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Duped By Her Employee And Sister (Pictured) by Donkaz(m): 11:54am On Apr 25, 2017
na wa o
Celebrities / Re: Ycee Warns Bbnaija Winner, Efe Not To Put All His Money Into Music by Donkaz(m): 11:49am On Apr 25, 2017
He that has ears let him hear.

Also a subtle way of saying Efe isn't a good rapper.

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Health / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Have Razor Bumps After Shaving by Donkaz(m): 1:45pm On Apr 20, 2017
Hezbola:
Neomedrol is the answer. Use it for 4 days after shaving. Just apply 2 drops on ur hands and rub the area.

I have been free since I discovered it last year.
Health / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Have Razor Bumps After Shaving by Donkaz(m): 1:43pm On Apr 20, 2017
uselessIDIOT:
Is there any possible cure? I have been treating this bump on my chin for years now, its just been there. I know i used shaving sticks in the past but I've stopped it a long time ago but the bumps refused to leave me sad

Buy neo medrol it sells for #1300 or so.

It has been working perfectly for me, just that the bumps comes back if I stop using it.

I ain't stopping anytime soon sha till I get a permanent solution.
Family / Re: Hilarious Tweets As NIGERIAN MUM Trends On Twitter. by Donkaz(m): 1:15pm On Apr 20, 2017
lol

Me: mummy, where should I put the plates?

Mum: put it on my head.

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Travel / Re: The Beauty Of Abuja Airport Runway At Night As It Nears Completion by Donkaz(m): 10:41pm On Apr 14, 2017
beauty, I hope we'll be able to maintain it.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Reacts To The Money EFCC Found In Ikoyi by Donkaz(m): 9:53pm On Apr 13, 2017
wizkid don turn chemical wey dey react

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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: "Efe Did Not Unfollow Anyone On Instagram" (See Tweets) by Donkaz(m): 10:24pm On Apr 12, 2017
people sef
Business / Re: New Project: 52 Weeks / 52 Business Start-up Ideas For Nigeria by Donkaz(m): 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2017
Can't believe I just found this thread today

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Phones / Re: All You Need To Know About 4G Network And The Phones That Support Them. by Donkaz(m): 10:36pm On Apr 10, 2017
elvision1:
This is an old post it isn't original to your website infact, i read it on another site on saturday.
Why is this even any news? Google is there to sort you out.
Make i shut up before them label me sadist based on logistics.


Thank God say na you label yourself
Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony Congratulated Efe And Was Blasted By Nigerians by Donkaz(m): 9:12pm On Apr 10, 2017
Nigerians and blasting are like...

somebody should add that 5 & 6 meme
Health / Re: How Often Do You Consider Visiting A Chiropractic Centre? by Donkaz(m): 8:55pm On Apr 10, 2017
Never heard the name before

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Join The Nigerian Legion? by Donkaz(m): 7:28am On Apr 10, 2017
Nigerian legion

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Car Talk / Re: How Does A Speed Limiter Device Work??? by Donkaz(m): 7:25am On Apr 10, 2017
I don hear

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