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Agriculture / Re: Dairies Of My Cucumber Farm In Owerri. by Donkaz(m): 1:04pm On Nov 22, 2017
Munzy14:

oooh!!! ,so sorry .I couldn't keep up due to time factor and my other business.
Can I still get your contact, am an intending veggie farmer and would like to learn a few other things.
Agriculture / Re: Dairies Of My Cucumber Farm In Owerri. by Donkaz(m): 12:30pm On Nov 22, 2017
Munzy14:

yea even now.
good, though not easy o. land,labour and capital is required in addition to experience and time. Though getting the thread to fp may also serve as great motivation. As visitors flood the farm to see how cucumber vine looks. you can imagine the suprise look on their face.

Boss, are you still farming cucumber in Owerri??
Would like to visit.
Gaming / Re: PES 18 FOR Andriod...screenshots........ by Donkaz(m): 8:30pm On Nov 21, 2017
jaheymezz:
thou has been scammed this is fts #first touch soccer

I for say. Na dream league be that!

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Gaming / Re: PES 18 FOR Andriod...screenshots........ by Donkaz(m): 12:45pm On Nov 21, 2017
kebiArts:
Aztezee SirdimayG pistero OversightTM Donkaz transforma1 badmanlive onward4life offline pes 2018 android lyk FIFA 14 buh beta Dan FIFA 14
How do I get this game from you, I dey Owerri
Phones / Re: Official Thread For PES 2017 Android Game : Download Here by Donkaz(m): 5:42pm On Nov 20, 2017
please who has the link to download Pes 2018
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Donkaz(m): 11:14pm On Nov 18, 2017
noobody:

Download and enjoy,simple as that.
Thanks boss. No need for backup now
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Donkaz(m): 7:56pm On Nov 18, 2017
noobody:


Me sef,the highest tweak i use on my precious MI device is to install nova launcher,ordinary to root my fone,i nor chop liver,
Quote @demadalion,@kstan nd dem tweaking crew,mk dem put u tru,but if u want to learn how to install nova launcher paid version, grin i am ur guy cool

Fear don dey catch me already.

Just received the miui9 update notification. make I do that one rest. Is there any special procedure to follow when I want to upgrade to miui9??
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Donkaz(m): 7:30pm On Nov 18, 2017
noobody:


Not avail on any MI fone i know,this comes.installed with a special rom,if u hav d mind,wen ur fone lands,flash it as well. grin

please what are the pros and cons of doing this,
also what are the steps to follow?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Donkaz(m): 8:25pm On Oct 22, 2017
Who has rn4x glass screen protector for sell??
Phones / Re: Boom J8 Or Infinix Note 2 2gb Ram Variant by Donkaz(m): 8:30pm On Oct 15, 2017
v4vendetta:
everything in Chinese writing,thank you bro a million time for these and also for your patience and understanding

Anytime bro!
Phones / Re: Boom J8 Or Infinix Note 2 2gb Ram Variant by Donkaz(m): 12:15pm On Oct 15, 2017
v4vendetta:
OK thanks for your help,please can you upload clear pictures of the phone carton both front and back...zooming if possible,I learnt the writings where written in chinses so I want to see if some parts where written in English language or they imputed everything in Chinese writing

Phones / Re: Boom J8 Or Infinix Note 2 2gb Ram Variant by Donkaz(m): 7:52pm On Oct 14, 2017
v4vendetta:
Cc Donkaz please I saw your post on xiaomi thread about these phone that (he) ordered for you (I don't want to mention his name),please I want to know how much he sold the phone to you and how much you paid him for transport fare thank you


I didn't buy from him, he helped me order from aliexpress. I bought the dollars from him at the rate of 360/dollar.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Donkaz(m): 10:54pm On Oct 12, 2017
Being the first time I am buying from Aliexpress, can't believe it's this easy all thanks to God and somebody called noobody, the guy is too much. We'll surely be doing business again.

abeg make una welcome the latest xiaomi family member.

Business / Re: GTB Banking System Down All Day, Customers Suffer by Donkaz(m): 6:32am On Oct 05, 2017
Gtb almost left me stranded yesterday.
Thank God I don't depend on their sorry ass.
Jokes Etc / Re: TSTV: When Gotv Calls You To Renew Your Subscription by Donkaz(m): 5:47pm On Sep 26, 2017
Negotiate:

Have you tried an IQ test?
This one enter oo

Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Storm Filling Station In Benue State & Cart Away Cash, Kill 2 by Donkaz(m): 5:18pm On Sep 22, 2017
All these bloggers sef.

Instead of showing pictures of the filling station or the people that were killed or no pictures at all, this one is busy showing us pictures of mud houses and people sitting like they are waiting for food to be shared.

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Travel / Re: 9 Types Of People You Will Meet In A Bus When Traveling by Donkaz(m): 3:26pm On Sep 19, 2017
Narldon:



That was How I was doing Co-Pilot the other day and threw away my remaining change out of the window thinking it’s the biscuit wrapper. cry




grin grin

"Na over sabi go kill you" comes to mind.
Properties / Re: My Uncle Is A Tenant In The City But Has An Empty Mansion In The Village by Donkaz(m): 10:22pm On Sep 18, 2017
Young03:
This girl self

only u dey seek advise from nairaland


na now u dey remember all ur family problems
;[quote author=Young03 post=60596127]

grin grin
I tire oo

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Politics / Re: Army Probes Video Of Soldiers Assaulting IPOB Members by Donkaz(m): 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2017
I know they would come out to deny it.

We won't hear anything again after the supposed investigation.

What a joke!!

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Sports / Re: Nairalanders!!! The Trashing Will Be Epic. Support The Nairaland Devils by Donkaz(m): 1:58pm On Sep 10, 2017
femi4:
why devil...name don finish
hahaha Na to strike fear na
Sports / Re: Nairalanders!!! The Trashing Will Be Epic. Support The Nairaland Devils by Donkaz(m): 7:45am On Sep 10, 2017
I wan be nairaland devils coach oo. How I go fit apply??
Sports / Re: Kelechi Nwakali Donates N86M To ASJ Of Eziobodo, First Academy by Donkaz(m): 7:10pm On Sep 08, 2017
see money lipsrsealed

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Webmasters / Re: Internet Faceless Forum Aren't As Faceless As It Seems by Donkaz(m): 11:10am On Aug 07, 2017
Thank God I never do any bad thing oo
Business / Re: How Did You Make It In Life? by Donkaz(m): 6:41pm On Jul 29, 2017
bigiyaro:
rukuba road, near satlite market. Can u do a little feaseability study at owerri?

Am trying to see if I can work something out concerning that. Have you done any for port Harcourt?

I stay close to central Hotel rukuba road whenever am in Jos.
Business / Re: How Did You Make It In Life? by Donkaz(m): 11:03am On Jul 29, 2017
bigiyaro:
am currently in jos bt will relocate to wukari by nov. to start the biz full time
Though am still fine tunning the thing working out the gray areas.
would do with a little more insight too, especially on how to get buyers.

Jos?? I be Jtown boy too, though am currently in owerri. Where in Jos if I may ask??
Business / Re: How Did You Make It In Life? by Donkaz(m): 4:34pm On Jul 28, 2017
bigiyaro:
I want to start exporting yams from taraba state to port hacourt, i hope i can 'make it' any sujesions?
Am looking at replicating the same idea in Owerri, though I'll be buying from Benue.

Where do you reside?
Education / Re: Chemical Engineering Vs Computer Science Which Has More Calculations??? by Donkaz(m): 11:29am On Jul 26, 2017
zionmade:
Computer science seemingly has more calculations for those who think that chemical engineering is all about chemistry and chemicals.
Every single course in chemical has calculations. Difficult ones at that. By the time u start a solution by guessing two parameters and after spending 30mins in calculations and it doesn't converge, u will come back and guess again that's wen u will prefer packing ur lot with computer science

You must have studied Chemical Eng. Cos only people that are inside know what it truly entails.

Chemical is more like using chemistry/chemical terms to solve mathematics.
Career / Re: My Junior Colleague Was Handed Over To By My Boss In Her Absence. What Do I Do? by Donkaz(m): 12:19pm On May 15, 2017
swagguElite:
Relax ... Whosoever is doing this to you! ...is trying 2 bring you down! ...trying 2 make you feel you ar nt as important as you feel!

It is a normal tin for people in your situation 2 react angrily coz it doesn't feel right giving an appointment meant for a senior to a junior! ... Everyone knows dis ...including that your junior colleague ...he is nt your enemy here ... Am veri sure he would be surprised he was given the appointment instead of you! ...try 2 put yourself in his shoes ...he is aware further appointments go to senior colleagues with more experience ...him being chosen surprises him as you do!

I remembered when my dad was in the ministry ...he was notoriously against the management. ..all his colleagues n junior colleagues loved dat about him! ... If he even said the director was stupid in his remark ...he will still say it in his front n defend it! ...there was dis confidence!

My mom always warned him but since me n my brothers always laugh whenever he repeats wat he had done in his office in a comical way! ... He continued! ...

His boss was later transfered (based on management decision nt by my dad's actions) n a new director was brought in ...very friendly boss! ...but the thing was when he was leaving the office the transferred boss met wit my dad's new boss to influence him to choose a new director whom was a junior to my dad even when my dad was the most qualified Senior colleague to be passed the Barton!

My dad heard dat his appointment was about to be given to Yinka his junior colleague thru his boss driver ... He was invited by his boss d next day for a meeting ... My dad carried yinka his junior colleague along ...N:B the meeting was not about the appointment issue ...it was just a random meeting!

My dad having discussed wit his boss ...invited yinka inside n told his boss that he has been thinking that since he would b leaving in a few months ...the ministry should b left in good hands ...in yinka's hands! ... Yinka was not aware of anything so he was quite surprised! ...including the boss! ...he was asked why?

My dad mentioned dat he has noticed yinka ...n even though his is senor he has always wanted to b like yinka ...cool headed, honest ,humble n very good at making quick decisions! ...my Dad told us yinka was blushing not knowing my dad was trying 2 pull a HOUSE OF CARDS MOVE on him!

His boss was arguing against yinka being put in charge trying 2 pretend dat he wasn't going 2 put yinka since he has been influenced! ...but my dad kept on insisting n supported his argument that youths should be encouraged to lead! ...n he later ended with stating dat Mr yinka is d best candidate here ...you're missing on a great opportunity if yu refuse to seize this one!

He stood up n left ... With yinka thanking him all day for his support! ...the next month my dad was appointed the new Director ... His boss now told ao his former boss influenced him to pick yinka over him n he was surprised dat my dad stood for yinka d next day ...he said THE MANAGEMENT DOES NOT NEED A YOUTH ...IT NEEDS SOMEONE WHO STANDS FOR THE YOUTHS ...my dad was just saying .. ehn ehn! ..pretending he knew nothing!

My dad played the mind game on them n defeated his former boss ... Got respect of his new boss n became a godfather of yinka & ors hu heard wat he did for yinka! .... He wasn't a saint but he killed three birds with a spoon n he got as much followers without slaying on Instagram! wink

I will say no more ...I hope yu pick one or two lessons! ... Pardon the long speech! ...n my typographical errors ...am not perfect ...but I will be! smiley

Just have to quote this for reference purposes.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Lookalike Arrested In Iran For Disrupting Public Order (Photos) by Donkaz(m): 9:53am On May 09, 2017
illitrate:
hahaha barcelona should just take this guy and sell to madrid for 100million euro grin grin grin

grin grin grin
You dey craze oo

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Events / Re: Couple Pose In Between Cans Of Malta Guinness In Wedding Photo by Donkaz(m): 7:39pm On May 03, 2017
Afonjashapmouth:
When you want to.monitor your one carton of can malt

Funny enough its actually one carton!!

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Car Talk / Re: Basic Tools Required To Set Up An Auto Service Workshop by Donkaz(m): 7:31am On May 03, 2017
deavicky:
Just buy 10/11 spanner,u are good to go.
Asking this question shows u don't know anything about mechanic yet u want open a workshop to spoil our car

grin grin
Nairalanders gat no chill at all.
Romance / Re: How i was Disgraced because of Sex - Twitter User by Donkaz(m): 6:44am On May 03, 2017
chiraqDemon:

U can pick up op's own from the dustbin in the corner. He threw it away, said he didnt know how to use it
grin grin grin

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