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mhiz:
I joined nl just to comment on ur story. ur 2 much dear more ink 2 ur pen ur d bext

Oya make I carry you go siddon for special table for vvip section. Moi is d bartender here, call on me if you need anything.

fam24:
Well done everyone o. This page is so lively. I'm even enjoying d interaction more than d update. Congrat Mattkent, u have interesting Pple reading ur story.

holla Unjaani sisi? Wah should I offer you?

I don show . Wey dem my people dey. Mattkent I no see updates fah.

labaski:
make oyinprince update before tomao and u ll be free of 3 weeks consecutive nightmares..

haaa mogbe oo.

labaski:
lol. ok nah. u don trespass.

Toor so wetin be d consequence now oo.

Labaski no vex ooo, I didn't see the warning before I opened your profile, Biko no vex ( buh u fine sha )




Oyinprince bia comman update

DandyPearl:
No weapon fashion against my Donkross1 shall prosper. Heemah I love you darling but biko no make me choose between you and my donkross1. He's not the same as jennifer's kross. So he can neva b sacked. The one who belonged to everyone and belong to nobody(Mattkent) has talked. Henn henn Sageez what I hear with you spoiling my reputation? The new family should just come nd sit beside me. So abeg voting cancelled na Madam Dandypearl Donkross1 talk am

my sun and stars have spoken.. the light of my life.. the fairest of em all.. my number one. Oya kiss me boo boo


Heemah show your bad belle face oo.

Infact Mattkent u need to sack Heemah asap. Why would she take decisions behind your back She said one thing and you the oga at the top said another. She thinks she is as powerful as you are. You need to sack her ni.

Mattkent:
Vote ke? we can't vote him out. He is a self appointed manager of this thread.

Sorry to disappoint y'all

Correct ni ooo *runningaround* Winner oh oh ohh winner .

Bad belle dem wan downgrade me .


Free drinks for everyone except Heemah and Afz9095.

Where is my dandypearl wen I need her most.

fadozsky:
Maybe his ready to take d post

no mind am. E dey jealousi jealousi

Oya make I give speech first

My people I hope y'all do realise have been serving these Thread diligently over the years, and now Someone from no where wants to steal my hard earned position from me just because I planned my game well. My plan from day one was to get to Vanessa through Jennifer. Is it a crime to be smart ? Did I ever saay forever with Jennifer? Who amongst you will want to end up with a girl like Jennifer?
My people make una tamper mercy with una votes oo.


SIGNED : Don Olu Olutosin Kross Adegoroye Adegorioye Ekun omo Ekun...

Afz9095:
Oya peeps. Its tym to vote dis untrusted bartender out,cast ur vote against him. Jennifer is his victim nw,if we dnt vote him out it may be sadiq 2morrow,it may be even you. Pls vote wisely, ur vote is ur power...#SAY NO 2 DONKROSS

My people no fit vote me out Laye... Laye oo ko jo.

Afz9095:
Hipocrisy of d highest order. U re nt a fellow 2 be trusted.wu knws u may decide 2 poison any 1 of us. So therefore In d name of all d member of dis gr8 thread i relieve u of ur post as bartender of dis thread till further notice.

na lie na lie oo. People go vote ni.

Sageez:
na how many mouths u get sef? U love who?

guy I no be Jesus Christ oo, I fit change my mouth anyhow

Afz9095:
Wow!!! I neva c dat coming, so our dear kross ws only toying with jeniffer jst 2 get to vannesa. 2 bad of u donkross,vannesa is ur target all dis while nd u dey come here dey shout jeniffer,u even pik fight ontop her matter. All na decoy. smh 4 u. Jeniffer will neva 4giv u. #WATCH YHA BACK

Jeniffer Yiansh well well... Na Vanessa I love ooo

fadozsky:
Hello guyz,am fadozsky nd am new here.

Hello to you too Miss Fadozsky.... I am da bartender here, sorry am late tho. Not to worry, your first drink is on me.

Sageez:
mattkent, donkross1, heemah, dandypearl, dammy66 and others, my gf's birthday is tomorrw. U guyz show help me compose a very romantic bday sms. Thanks in advance

olboi na wrong target you choose oo. Me no be romantic person at all buh make I help you small...

You are da sugar in my tea

Sageez:
how much i de owe u sef wey make u wnt fall my hand? Com! No d carry me play o

you never see anything. I go fall your hand sotey your Vanessa go leave you come meet me.

Sageez:
oga thank u. Emmm donkross1 com giv dis oga 33 bottles of 33 and 7 bottles of 7ups i go pay d bills

Olboi d one wey u dey me, u never pay....

Mr Oreos Haa sorry Oyay no vex jaare, dz Sageez guy na scam. Wetin make I offer you na?

Mattkent:
Shey u no hear when dandypearl call u ni

I know hear joor. Heemah bia bia come n explain what your personal personal pa n secretary means oo.



Sageez if you no take time I go collect Vanessa for your hand.


DandyPearl my loff. Hafar na

Nawa oo see jollyment full ground burekete and nobody fit flash my number. All of una get evil mind oo

haliluck:
*Hmmm dint knw dey offered drinks here* a bottle of coke wud fyn thank u

Oya take your coke. If you need anything just holla at your boy

haliluck:
A beautiful story mattkent...stumbled on dis thread last nyt nd I've bcome addicted, I luv hw u keep surprising us nd I'm totally inluv wit d characters!

Hallo madmoiselle.. Ca va? What would you like to drink?

Sageez:
you can 'sabi' lieeeee. Look at her d second tym, she looks like my Venessa

Nawa to you oo. Even the girl know say she look like my Jennifer well well.

DandyPearl:
Wait did I hear someone z having a bday parry with free drinks donkross1 iyaff come again. Hemmm Mattkent thanks for the update after a looooooooooong wait. Kross are you playing with my best friend? As in Vanessa my bae I told you this jennifer bae na evil influence for you :-/ just no carry am come for inside this tory parlor. HBD DVMtuppence. At this rate everyone is having a bday I think I'll celebrate anoda birthday tomorrow. Abi

Stop shouting my name, I dey inside church joor.

Mattkent:
PM

correct guy

Mattkent:
Guy u no serious I swear

She looks like Humaira not jenny.

As par this story is inspired by a true story I for like post their pix but I no sure say them go like that I kind thing.

you serious say you get there pictures . Olboi drop me your digits Make talk for whatsapp .

heemah:
Mattkent be acting like he doesn't know the destiny of all the characters. Gimme your contact address sef..Lemme be your Secretary.

Heemah you fine oo. You look like my Jennifer

DVMtuppence:
oya give everybody beta drinks
nd 2 xtra orijins 4 mattkent

Yes sir.

Sageez:
i vex pass VEX o

no vex

Mattkent:
keep writing bro u got followers. btw I noticed some minor mistakes.

See my boss sef don show. Nna kan siddon for my side make we wait for the rest of d clique to show up.

DandyPearl... Heemah.... make una dey come.

DVMtuppence:
i will pay u wit d next drink kross is going to serve...
Now d meanin of 'ko baa akaba'

happy birthday boss. Oya make I serve drinks to celebrate your buyday na.