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Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 6:21pm On Nov 07, 2015

Sageez:
Kross if u knoow and u are sure that u value ur 3rd leg then stay away from my Venessa.....

olboi you dey vexi ni grin

Literature › Re: Bloody theresa (fictional Thriller) by donkross1(m): 5:35pm On Nov 07, 2015*

akpobi:
afz9095 rapmike,heemah,classcaptain sageez cherrybrown,mattkent,donkross1 and others mo na reach ma story

abeg help me call others

pls drop your candid opinion on the story

sorry for the mispelt words tho

I don show... chill make I read sharpaly.

***MODIFIED***
Boss your storyline make sense oo buh I think you need to settle down to write very long updates, describe everything you need to describe in details, make us feel like we are part of the story and also proof read like 3 to 4 times to avoid grammatical blunders and typographic error....

Donkross dey your back.

Literature › Re: Bloody theresa (fictional Thriller) by donkross1(m): 5:33pm On Nov 07, 2015

Sageez:
na who call my name? I don show, donkross1 r u here? Pass me ur zobo n kwili-kwili

olboi na only zobo dey ground. Take am make I sharpaly read dz tori. grin

Literature › Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by donkross1(m): 3:53pm On Nov 06, 2015

Oya Kayemjay in d building grin

. Boss Nawa to you oo, u just hibernate like dat. Anyways let me go n arrange the bar and order for better drinks cheesy

u get wah am saying

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 1:33pm On Nov 06, 2015

DandyPearl:
Heys donkross1 because I no dey base na so u don cheat me You forget say I fit Dis-Bartender you? why you make heemah d Assistant Bartender She's supposed to be the Assistant to the Assistant Bartender nah Mattkent too and you they look am Meanwhile HBD to you mistytohcute. Bartender free drinks for all in my name . Don't thank me dear

See dz one wey I don sack... You believe say you fit just disappear n reappear like Jesus christ undecided

Infact no free drinks kankan *straightface*

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Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2015

Mattkent:
Wait first. Two of una understand Hausa??

lol based on Uniabuja boy wey I be na buh na only greetings I sabi oo

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 9:56am On Nov 06, 2015

heemah:
Lapia lao

Toor bah wahala.. infact make I appoint you as my assistant grin

Heemah the assistant Bartender wink

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 9:27am On Nov 06, 2015

DVMtuppence:
lol,i guess she is just assisting u

correct... after the coffee, sip some alomo jaare.

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 9:26am On Nov 06, 2015

heemah:
replace keh? I can't do that...Ina kwana?

lafia... Yaya aiki?

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 7:27am On Nov 06, 2015

mistytohcute:
mattkent update please

cause it's my bufdae

happy birthday ma'am. Oya make a plan, how are we celebrating it?

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 7:26am On Nov 06, 2015

heemah:
welcome on board! Do you mind a cup of hot coffee?

are you assisting me or replacing me... huh

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 7:25am On Nov 06, 2015

DVMtuppence:
Started 4rm page0 now am here
great piece,mattkent...
I also salute d readers
donkross, d bartender
heemah
mistytohcute,hbd 2u(my bday is 2moro)
surestontop
ysadiq... Nd others

I greet you pass bruh... welcome to the clique

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2015

Mattkent:
E be like say na only when u see fine girl na e you dey remember say I never update. I still dey work on am + some things con occupy my time join.

Yes oo as I see her na hin I remember my sweet Jennifer. Sha do fast Make you update give us...

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 3:00pm On Nov 05, 2015

Surestontop:
Where dem carry you go for youth service? Weldon bro

dz girl fine sha grin

......

Mattkent hafar na, give us update na

Literature › Re: Your Best Story Ever Read On Nairaland by donkross1(m): 9:37pm On Nov 04, 2015

boyo123:
one night stand by boyo123 ,make i rep myself small self abi wetin una think.

lol na so na

TV/Movies › Re: 'Action Film'- A Short Film Script By Sholay2011 by donkross1(m): 8:43pm On Nov 03, 2015

Okay can I talk?

Wetin I wan talk be say I go follow dz tori till d end. grin

Literature › Re: A Hole Through Your Curtain by donkross1(m): 8:28pm On Nov 03, 2015

Hnmmm Nice... contunu sha

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 1:50pm On Nov 03, 2015

DandyPearl:
What's doing you? Your Jennifer abi? I trust she's gonn break your heart. But Sadiq too Well me iyam waiting sha. Oya shift make I siddon. You don thief my space

you sha wan siddon beside me shaaa *shiftsyiansh*

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 10:35am On Nov 03, 2015

Afz9095:
blood of all the females in d story ke, u beta xclude jennifer make u no make don kross mad @ u

why she go include my Jennifer undecided

. If sadiq like make e die, e no concern me.

Literature › Re: Accidental Victim by donkross1(m): 7:33am On Nov 03, 2015

lumzybo:
Hmmmmn... Its a good thing to promote a friend's blog I am sure he Is gonna be very grateful 4 the traffic and all that. Buh where was he when the story started? NL gave birth to this story why refer us to another site? Me personally not cool abt that (my opinion).

If this continues, it my be the end of the story and the followership (my opinion)

Though u say u are back, I AM YET TO C U.

Seconded.

Literature › Re: Accidental Victim by donkross1(m): 5:17pm On Nov 02, 2015

Correct ni ooo grin

... Oya free drinks for everyone in d building cheesy

Literature › Re: A Hole Through Your Curtain by donkross1(m): 9:30am On Nov 02, 2015

Donkross1 reporting for duty

**Modified**
Well dz story looks promising... Let's see how far it goes before I will accept to be the official bartender of the thread

Nice one op wink

Literature › Re: A Hole Through Your Curtain by donkross1(m): 9:27am On Nov 02, 2015

Mattkent:
Donkross1, dandyPearl, Sageez, Afz9095, Zeedarh , come check this out.

Donkross1 reporting for duty......

Business › Re: Nigerians In America Let Share Experience Here Must Be 10 Years Or Older Experie by donkross1(m): 7:29am On Nov 02, 2015

Anyways what's the point. I can't change your view, you can't change my view. To me it is far more easier to Make it in USA than to Make it in nigeria.... if any of una don taya for usa, make e dey come back home.

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Business › Re: Nigerians In America Let Share Experience Here Must Be 10 Years Or Older Experie by donkross1(m): 7:27am On Nov 02, 2015

naijacutee:
I think it is very easy to get fooled by exchange rates, and not take into account the cost of living. Countries like the US and the UK have high exchange rates, but also high cost of living. First, with a $2500 job, you will probably pay taxes of no less than 20%. The taxes are not negotiable and come out of your wages before the money even hits your account. Then you pay your rent, also remembering that stable electricity, water, gas, internet all come at a price. The only way you can save so much is if you're earning the money in the US and living in Nigeria.

I don't live in the US but I can relate. Once, I had a really good short-term contract job that earned me £3,000 in 3 weeks. When I got my payslip, Her Majesty collected £1920 in taxes and paid me £1,080. Still good, right? Except that my rent at the time was £850 and council tax was £146. I hadn't thought about food, transport etc.

that one na for uk sir. Tax in d states is not that high.

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Business › Re: Nigerians In America Let Share Experience Here Must Be 10 Years Or Older Experie by donkross1(m): 7:23am On Nov 02, 2015

CHANCEMAN:
$2500 be you like big money? Rent alone can wipe off 40% of that monthly.

Nna forget that level.. how much be rent?

Business › Re: Nigerians In America Let Share Experience Here Must Be 10 Years Or Older Experie by donkross1(m): 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2015

1st of all its donkross, Kross with a K....

2500 US dollars = 497625.0000 Nigerian nairas.
What do you do to get these amount ? Menial jobs, security works, washing plates etc..

What kinda Job will pay you that amount in Nigeria? Managerial posts right?

How old are you bruh? How old would you be before you can be a manager that earns that kinda account in nigeria. Make I leave story jaare, how much be bills wey u dey pay. At the very least you will be able to save 1000dorz at the end of every month and you say it's not easy. Leave matter for matthias jaare.

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Literature › Re: Your Best Story Ever Read On Nairaland by donkross1(m): 1:52pm On Nov 01, 2015

Sageez:
e b lik say u don read al d stories for Nl lit forum finish

I don read all d best ones.

Literature › Re: Your Best Story Ever Read On Nairaland by donkross1(m): 1:22pm On Nov 01, 2015

Sageez:
'the devil who loves me' started it yesterday and finished today, i must admit the op is wonderful

olboi dat story no be here oo. E sweet pass sugar n honey combined grin

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Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 6:34pm On Oct 31, 2015

DandyPearl:
Dandypearl reporting over the hill and mountain. OVER!!!

when are you coming back to base..... Over!!!

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 4:11pm On Oct 31, 2015

Henz24:
lol, one orijin will do

Oya enjoy your Origin along with d story.

Mattkent.... DandyPearl Report your locations

Literature › Re: Behind Her Veil by donkross1(m): 2:42pm On Oct 31, 2015

Henz24:
Nyc one mattkent, must say u are very gud, jumpd into dz story last nyt and i ve bin hooked ever since, anyways i got two observations though, first, if sadiq was 20 wen he was admitted, how come at almost 25 he is stil in skul for a socio science course? Secondly, the past tense of rise is spelt rose not rouse.

based on your observations... make I give you monkey tail n dogoyaro grin

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