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“Monday morning, I was sitting in my office alone with a female Corper (office mate) cuz Mrs
venny went to represent the school at a function in
ministry of education. I miss Mrs venny whenever
she is out. Time flies when I’m with her. the bell
rang for break.
one girl walked in: “sir, am hungry. buy me something for break”
I look her. she fine, average bo’obs but I no send
cuz plenty girls dey disturb me.
“I don’t have money o… some other time ok?”
she smile.
“ok o” Then she turn to walk away. my mind say make I
look her arsenal. I look. jizos!!! see round big
nyash!! if u she her from front, you no go gree say
she carry that kind load for back.
omoh, her pant line they show from the tight skirt.
na confirm commotion be this.
I shout: “hey!, come here”
she waka come back.
“what’s your name?”…..
“My name is chinwe” She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don hook
me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything wey
she want for break. She thank me comot. She dey
ss3.
Another day she enter come meet me. We gist
small. I collect her number kon dey call her from
time to time.
She dey frequent my office regularly sotay other
students come dey gossip about us. And my
numerous girlfriends kon dey vex for me. We come dey very close and she kon like me die.
*fast forward to around 1month later*
One weekend, I call chinwe for night, we come dey
talk about fun and sex. I dey yarn sweet sex talk
dey tell am the kind things wey I fit do for bed and
assure her say nobody fit do the tin like me.
She just dey say “you are bad oh”. I know say the
thing enter her head. I kon invite her to come the Next day. She argue
small, then she kon agree to come if chance dey
o. Around 10pm that night. I receive text:
“Promise me I won’t be disappointed”
I laugh. I know say my whining touch her brain. I
kon reply. “It’s gonna be fun, I promise”
Meanwhile I Don book another girl (chioma) to visit
me same tomorrow to avoid disappointment. If
chinwe no come, chioma go come… all na “CHI”.
Next day reach. Around 9:30 am, chinwe flash
me, I call am.
“What’s up?”
“I’m fine”
“Are you still coming?”
“Is that all you care about?” Naija girls like to use question answer question.
Abegi, answer me.
“Sorry, how was your night?”
“Fine”
“Are still gonna come?”
“Yes” “What time?”
“2 pm”
“Call me when you are about coming”
I relax, dey play jamz, dey sip alomo as I dey wait
for 2′ O’clock….
As time Don dey reach 1pm. I baff, dress up, kon
call my Guy (egar) for phone. Egar na my
homeboy, my tightest man and him too na Corper
wey dey teach for another secondary school. We
be birds of thesame bad feather.
“Homeboy, wetin dey happen?” “I bam”
“You dey house?, I wan show your side oh?”
“No. I follow My CDS group go visit one motherless
babies home for town”
“You keep key abi? I wan carry one chick come
your crib” “Yes. But You go wash my bedsheet oh”
We laff. Na joke. I know where him dey hide key.
“No wahala”
I plan to control chinwe come egar house. I get my
reasons. My neighbors bin Don start to dey gossip
say I dey bring too many visitors. Them even talk am for the last tenants meeting
wey we do. I wan lay low small cuz them they
respect me well well, I no wan fall my hand.
As, i reach egar house, I call chinwe, she tell me
say she dey bathroom dey baff. Chai!!, I kon
imagine as she go use scrub her big nyash with
sponge, maybe she get special big sponge wey
she dey for her nyash sef.
She kon tell me say she go flash me if she Don ready to come.
I relax, go carry rice for egar kitchen dey eat then
kon use egar laptop dey watch music videos.
Around 30 minutes later, she flash me. I call her,
give am direction to egar house. She say she Don
enter bus dey come.
I arrange room, carry air fresher spray everywhere
kon Open curtains for fresh air.
She kon flash me later, I call back ask her where she dey, she tell me, I rush go there but I no see
her.
I call her back the number no dey go. I look around
everywhere and even waka go up small but I no
see her.
Abi this girl wan carry her father play?. I continue to call but the number no dey even connect.
Almost ten minutes Don pass.
All my anxiety Don turn to anger by then. I vex
begin go back to egar house, I decide say I no go
call chinwe again as she dey carry me play.
As I Don dey near egar house, she call me. The brain wey dey my head say “forget her” but the
brain wey dey my prick say “you dey mad? You
Don forget her nyash? Comon accept her”
I like my prick pass my head so I follow my prick.
Before I go decide, the phone cut. She call again, I
pick am sharpaly.
She say:
“Hello”
“Hello, where are you na?”
“I stopped at the wrong place, and my battery went
off. I had to charge it at one shop”
“Ok. Where are you now?” She mention one filling station, I enter keke napep
go pick her to come egar house. As we enter the
keke, She hold my hand dey smile cuz boys were
not smiling at all.
Don’t joke with my d-ick and my money… that’s
my motto. As we reach, she tell me say she know the place
but she bin mistake am for another place.
Naija girls! Fear them.
We enter room. I sidon for egar bed, but she go
sidon for chair far away from me…..
na wa oh, this one no go easy oh......CONTINUE TO READ PART 8 HERE

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