₦airaland Forum

Oga Jona lend some money to ur state govt to pay her workers, your own people na. You said Nigeria should expect more good works from you. That you aint done with us yet.
We need you now to rescue Bayelsa cos charity should begin from home first.

Wetin Saraki do una sef. Chai! this man don suffer. Every body just dey accuse him up and down. But Sen. Saraki why na?

EFCC
CCB
DSS
And now "identity theft"

With due respect Oga Saraki; if i be you, if i try come back in the next world, i will not near Nigeria.I will go straight to Cameroun and if i reach Cameroun; no politics at all. Straight to farming.

Where is " Willie is working" in your list or is he no longer working.

I think he is the governor of the day;he worked something in Onitsha today... some mall stuffs...seems only me saw him.

Do you mean the award The Sun Newspaper gave him should have gone to Aregbesola or one Roooooo...

Come and explain asap or should I add a sixth governor to your list.

Good o! we need to find those girls cos we are running short of citizens in this country.

But if you ask me, i will say that " Ezekwesili is realizing that she just started what she dont know how to end now"

She is just like "should i quit this BBOG gospel or should i continue"

Chibok girls saga is an enigma beyond the common Nigerian".It is very clear: " If you dont know anything about Chibok them girls; you dont know anything about them". so stay clear.

Lemme ask you one two questions only:
"must you be killed in kano or any of those states that begins with k?"
"must your shop be set ablaze in Zamfara?"

What must happen to make you come home? bro/sis, the earlier you come home the better for you. Your home is developing and you are not aware. nawa for you.

Umuahia mall loading.....

Amnesty International was set up because the World community knows that some nations will one day abuse their soveriegnty. They never had Nigeria in mind in setting up AI.
So if Nigeria is found wanting in this regard, Nigeria, ought to be investigated thoroughly.

btw, no black nation is sovereign for now.Tell me the level of your sovereignty when your no1citizen is circling the globe seeking for foreign aid and recognition.

This is the price you pay when the West helps you; they will dictate for you.

Nice one.
K kneel down you all corpers lemme give u the father's blessings on behalf of Bubu.
Close your eyes ya all corpers.

May jobs flood your doors like pple queuing to enter a bank,
May oppourtunities blow around you like whirlwind.
May God Almighty surprise you with his blessings.
May all your peers back in the villas envy ur success.
May visas (for those of you travelling) be granted you like mtn airtime credit.
May managers of mega companies compete for you like APC and PDP dragging for seats in River State.
Agatu killings will not be your portion.
Fulani herdsmen will be blind when they see you.
Enemies will fear you like the West fear ISIS

Finally, may your days be long in your fatherland which you served.
Go now and conquer.

Just raise your five fingers up below to say "Amen"

Well done Baba Ambode.

btw With due respect sir " are you sure APC is your real party?"
How come you behave differently. You no resemble Adams, Aregbesola, Rochas etc, at all; or because this is your first term?

Anyways do not derail Sir.It pays to be consistently good and reliable. We are happy with you.

How I wish this man will stick to APGA and not defect to APC or PDP.

APGA is always a victim of use and dump by politicians since Rochas' days. Even Peter Obi did it in Anambra.

Oya now you pple have been freed go and sin no more.

PMB please no re-arrest these 153 people . They don served their fatherland for Kirikiri.

Oya Metuh, Dasuki, kanu, Badeh, Yinusa, Tompolo and co make una dey warm up. Enough vacancy dey for Kirikiri. If any of una want 1room self con with 3 parlours, we get am foc.

Okoroawusa decieving Imolites since 19B4B4.

You think people dont know you. We know it is your own private university. That was how you sold Imo Concorde hotel to yourself.

Chairman of League of roundabout constructing governors worldwide.(LRCG).

Martin Agbaso, you no try at all to have brought this pharisee to Imo state.

Thank God I aint Imolite.

You Okoroawusa sent your son Ahamefula Brendan Rochas to study at University of Manchester in UK.

You Okoroawusa messed up IMSU with a frivolous and fradulent free education in which you extort non-Imolites to augment the salaries of IMSU lecturers thereby robing peter to pay paul.

You Okoroawusa use IMSU at your will to confer useless honorary doctorates on your pals and hausa brothers.

You Okoroawusa announced plans for four new universities in Imo state some time in the past. One of them is the one you called "Loyola Jesuit University" a Jesuit private university which you said will have a campus in Ngor Okpala. Imolites are yet to see these universities.

The same you Okoroawusa donated land worth #100mill to Orlu catholic diocese for their proposed Trinitas University at Awommamma.

The same you, Okoroawusa auctioned out govt edifices like the Imo concorde hotel to some investors, your family members.

Now, this same you Okoroawusa deceided to open your own private university in your home town Ogboko, with Imo state money.

Meanwhile, the roof at arrival hall at Sam Mbakwe Imo airport is leaking. I dunno whether it has been fixed.

Okoroawusa, you only decieve those who dont know you. I know you very well. We have met before at your Rochas Foundation College close to Ray field in Jos, this was before you were even elected as Imo governor.

Thank your God I aint Imolite. I would have ambushed you one day and smash ur ugly rotundious face and nothing will happen. Some angry youths for deal with you at Mbaise some time ago. if not that the elders pleaded with them.

I trust the devil, he will handle you when the time comes.He will hang you with that towel you always hang round your neck for hyperdeception of poor Imolites who voted for you.


I dont care if any Ideato is annoyed and comes here to spew shit. Take it or leave it; una son just dey fp .

I agree with you @ op. But the problem is that APC keep telling us we dont need umbrellas even in this raining season.

How can we be one when APC thinks they can sweep comfortably under rain without an umbrella.

la click le fuel la 1k/litre

btw, nothing will make me rethink my Nigerian citizenship. God planted me here i must blossom. I must hear am in this country. i no dey run.

U mean the guys that face these boko boys face to face in Sambisa; Chisoooos! i no dey enter. Better make i dey jobless for now.

My pure water selling biz is ok for me.

what is fuel? what is its colour? what does it taste like? what is its botanical or hydrological name?

I repaired my grandpa's 1972 white horse bicycle some time in December last yr. i have been moving around my area with the bicyle, so i dont know what fuel is.

lemme ask one passerby what the hell is fuel... i'll be right back.

Women being desperados even before Cleopatra's days.
This is what happens when you fail to empower yourself financially before saying: "i do".
Marriage is not a destination, so you must prepare cos it is simply a journey. An unknown journey for that matter.

As for mrs Brown; "may Baba Chisos resurrect your lax conscience". Amen.

Probe alert. lemme call Buhari. Oops! his Chineese line is not reachable. Wahlahi! seems he is in another qountry. No fproblems when he comes back I go tell am.

Your topic @Op reads "percentages of males without Education" but your proof reads "percentage of FEMALES WITH NO EDUCATION" what led to the discrepancy btw your topic and its proof?

Hmmm! removing Saraki is not the worst Sir Baraje. The worst will happen in 2019 when we shall use APC's own broom to sweep APC away from Abuja into Freetown.

What impact will posing with Ambode have in your life? it will not even help save you if fulani herdsmen remember your farm.

They more we worship these 9ja politicians, the more they play with us.

Meanwhile MAFO is going on in Benue ; Movement Against Fulani Occupation.

Buhari's administration killing the people that voted Buhari in 2015. The rejection of Buhari is the first step of wisdom, all who do so prove themselves wise.

Welcome to Northocracy: "govt of the north, by the north and for the north".
Fulani will kill in Benue, Daura State Seurity(DSS) will discover mass graves in Abia.


BTW! will mohammed become a christian before this development hits front page.

CR7 oya kneel down lemme pray for you. "May 2017 ballon d'or no elude you in Oluwa's name I pray" Amen.

When you win am, remember to come thanksgiving so that u go win am dey go.

I see CR7 end up 2017 ballon d'or winner.
More power to your elbow CR7, Madrid's one man squad.

On March 10, op needed a job badly and some of us were trying to make one or two contacts in her favour. A friend even told to help get a receptionist to work in the Apostolic nuntiature in Nigeria, situated at no 6 Pope JohnPaul II crescent, Maitama. I just came online now to discover that i was trying to help a potential ingrate. Thank you Oluwa for saving my energy for the right person.

Ride on girl. keep insulting your elders. In case you dont know, nairaland is not as porous and open ended as u think. Know you that this is not the best way to get attention if you are looking for one.

My best position is 1st position. My report cards from KG 1 up to high skul will prove that to you.

Any other position you are having in mind(@ op), is from the evil one.

if the bird learns to fly without perching, the hunters will device new shooting method.

The entity that gave ccb its powers now wants to neutralize those powers. Goodmorning CCB.

But lemme ask one question. If this Saraki of a man escape CCB, will he also escape EFCC ? i am jst asking o.

Wishing you sir, a thunderbolt of Oluwa's magnanimous benedictions on this diedum of the commemorandum of your hyper epochal nativity.

Please sir we need some of your grammatial lyrics to help tame Buhari. Three lines will be enough sir.

Whether Boko Haram stops threatening Nija's existence or not, belive you all one thing: Nija is a human creation and anythig created by humans last for a time. There is no Divine hand in the creation of Nija, so it must fall one day.

Checkout these nations: Checslovakia, USSR, Yugoslavia, etc. Nija are you greather than these? I am seeing cracks all over the country it has expired and waiting for the final blow for the fall.

But it would have been lovely had it been Nija survived this century.

Their safety depens on where you take them to. Drive a convertble down a ghetto and area boys will deal with you and ur ride.

Thats why u shuld not do certain things like... to Nija babes esp the undergrads; in the name of love. Only 5 percent of them are disease free. Infact they are vectors.

No apologies to anybody cos you dont apologise when you speak the truth.

The inclusion of any group or their exclusion from any group or nation can only be done through war or conquest and referendum. Media propaganda is only a waste of time geared towards attracting attention.

When the time comes, we shall know who belongs to whatever that is being disussed here. I trust the black man for one thing and that is: his inconsistency.