₦airaland Forum

Very soon people will begin to appreciate other negelected means of transportion like bicycles and wheelbarrows. They have too many advantages which include: zero tolerance to pms, low accident rate and exposure to fresh air.

Which FG pls? Ghana FG, US FG, Saudi FG or Russia FG? cos I am sure u are not refering to 9ja federal govt.

Buying pms at #47 per litre in Nig under the incumbent administration; is just like attempting to buy 10 raps of weed in heaven.

Masquerade wearing shoes.... these are not masquerades, but masked men.

This is azonto dance season 3 episode 1.

Haba Baba! do small shakara for China na. Must you fly immediately they invite you. Must you tell the world that you re jobless.

You no get phobia for flight at all. I am sick and tired of you. Na when i jam you face to face for any airport around the world, and ask you of my 50K (i.e my 5k from June 2015 - March 2016); na that day u will know that I am not smiling at all.

In my opinion, African magic should be used produtively and not destructively and frivolously.

It should be used to promote and improve our lives like the whites do.

It is not a big deal. It must not be celebrated. It is what it suppose to be. The electorates and the elected leader must abide by the code of conduct meant for all.

It costs little or nothing to be a gentle man.

This is just the begining of the NORTHOCRACY we voted for. Government of the north by the north and for the north.


#WelcomeToNorthocracy.

Four cacuses is too slim. APC will split into six. By 2019, we gonna have:

APC, North East. Headquarters will be Maiduguri.
APC, North West. Headquarters will be Daura.
APC, North Central. Headquarters will be Lokoja.
APC, South East. Headquarters will be Ogboko, ideato south LGA. Imo state.
APC, South West. Headquarters will be Lagos and
APC, South South. Headquarters will be Benin City.

When this comes to pass, remember to give me 1 bor of my brand.

Prosecuting Bola Tinbu; impossible for now. Lets say when 9ja flag turns to BLUE BLACK BLUE.

Untill then nobody get the liver to probe that man.

Real men dont fight ladies or bash them on social media. This is what you reap if you try it: her secret admirers will come out to fight for her and open ur yn*sh the more.

A female celeb has more fans than a male counterpart any time , any day. Dont pick quarrel with her, else you loose ur own admirers esp the female ones.

Jumping up nd dwn celebing from one country to another cum maintenance of two bby mamas in this Buhari "pple must weep" regime; don suck my guy dry*

If we tell kids to grow up they will not listen to us. These kids will come up nd bash a real guy on twitter to "go get a job"

Ladies(if they care o), shuld stop jumping up and down wif these half baked celebs and settle down with real men who have made the rubbers and make no noise about their wealth.

Anyways who cares...,turns off my bed lamp...
Good nigt NLDERS.

Mr Deji, which type of animal is our presido? aquatic or terrestial animal. O! I just remembered that he belonged to the aves family. He likes flying up and down from one country to another.

Baba Fashola no deny this one tomorrowoo. Though, you are allowed to deny for it is in line with ur party's manifesto.

Baba Fashola no deny this one tomorrowoo. Though, you are allowed to deny for it is in line with ur party's manifesto.

God gave us only 10 commandments to keep for a useful lyf but i find it hard to keep 3 out of the 10.
Little wonder Jesus summarized them under two: " love of a God" and " love of neighbour"

I think the 20 rules above can only work in the byzantine or medieval era. For the present age, only two rules apply to ladies "love of money and gifts" and "love of the racket with two balls" all other stuffs dont matter to them. After doing all the 20 things aforelisted. She will dump you nd follow the guy with the latest range rover sport.

Kai! must APC deny anything they tell us in a twinkle. Last yr they told us that by Dec 2015, that Boko guys will be no more but the boko boys r still bombing till last month. Now they have denied this month. Every new month comes with a new promise denied.

I will nt believe APC again. Even if Jesus ,Mohammed and Amadioha appear to me at the same time and promise me anything in the name of APC, i will not believe them.

It's very easy to set a bush on fire, but very hard to control it.

Boko haram fire is still raging.
Fulani herdsmen fire rampaging the middle belt.
IPOB fire still pending.
Now is shiites fire PMB wants to set.
Abeg lets set more fire and burn down this country if we dont love her anymore.

11. Decamping from twn to guys dem mama abode at villa. They dont even mind pounding fufu for the guy mama thereby forming good future daughter inlaw for the old mama.

Reminds me of Ese(Mercy Johnson Okogie) Ramsey Noah' s fiancee in "30 days in Atlanta".

When some peps were chanting "change" against "transformation" I was just laughing cos they never understood that change can be via positiva or via negativia. Even Barrack Obama's change mantras, almost ruined the US politically and economically as they are now trailing behind Russia and China. Americans are now screaming "Make America Great Again"

Personally, I will prefer a corrupt govt that believes in transformation to a holy one that believes in an unrealistic change. Corruption is a human fault and it functions in all govts worldwide. Infact everyone has his leg in the boiling pot of corruption.

Let all of us park well and enjoy this "change" untill 2019. If you are fed up with the change, you jett off and leave the country.

If I see anybody come her to cry that we are suffering or that we have been scammed; i will lash that person. Everybody must enjoy this change for it is what Jega said we voted for last year.

y do we scratch the match box with a matchstick?
Ans: to make fire for heat or warmt.
I think i have answered the question @ op.

Bros just go to www.efritin.com and check for properties in 042, you'll will surely find many esp landed properties.

I can as well help you or any of your affiliates acquire from 100 to 5k plots. But as you know such large expanse of lands are located in rural communities esp within Nike, Oji-River nd Awgu areas.

You can hala me on: 09033142414

"Inefficiency a ghoo i na eficha nsi"

Below is PMB's scorecard:

1 Dollar scarcity.
2 PMS, AGO and DPK scarcity.
3 Inconclusive rerun elections everywhere.
4 Blackouts everywhere.
5 Probe probe probe up and down.
6 Navigation of the world and discovering of new countries like Malta and if possible, visiting the moon to look for Abacha and co loot.
7 Possible importation of grass while land border importation of rice is banned.
8 Sacking of workers.
9 Slashing of salaries.
10 Blaming GEJ for everything, including for things happening in Cameroon.

Sai Baba one chance.
Sai APC (All Promises Cancelled).

God please fastforward this year to 2019 lets try another reliable person even if he be from kowa party.

I don't even have time to waste or the patience for you to break all 36 codes of conduct aforelisted.

Just commit fowl nos 1 and 2 around me, I will immediately gave you the boot; straight red card.

9ice one in deed.
May God reward her and her hubby super abundantly.
May widowhood no near her and her generations yet unborn.

I certainly know that this corruption forklore cannot end without the tortoise getting involved. GEJ being probed cannot add or remove anything from the current pms price of #150 in my area-- 042.

I have only one prayer to make: "baba God grant our presido PMB long life say 10yrs more so that when the new administration will begin probing him by 2019/202; he will see how quorroption probe tastes"

#DoUntoOthersWhatUWouldLikeThemDoToU

Chisoooooooooooooooooos! jungle don mature.

God no allow Oliseh and all the SE resignees laugh us to scorn.

Oluwa help us to qualify so that NEPA, PHCN, IBEDC, BEDC,AEDC, EEDC , PHED or whatever that is their name, would see reasons to give us light during the AFCON proper.

#NigeriaMustQualifyTomorrow.
Thumbs up if you pray with me.

No froblems. We have heard u people. But if a bird learns to fly without perching; the hunter will shoot wihout missing.

When a means of tracking down cows is developed and their death toll rise by each day; make una no qomplain or call anybody.

One thing I know is that Nigerians are always above their problems so fulani herdsmen and their cattle are the minutest of our problems.

I have acquired this 1 hectare of land. nobody drags it wih me.









Following with rapt attention.

A very wonderful development. Our Super eagles are now getting more mature. This will go a long way to determine their success this year cos a house that divides against itself will surely fall.

Wish them better days ahead.

As for you Ahmed Musa, go to mama Nkechi joint and take 2 bor of any bor that is ur brand i'll pay her no worry.

Fickle and nags a lot.

Whether you are the one in the relationship or your undisclosed friend, the bible will help you and the born again lady. Just go to Song of Solomon and you both can spice up the relationship.

Song of Sol : 1vs 10: "Thy checks are comely with rows of jewels, thy neck with chains of gold"

vs 14: My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Engedi"

Continue from the above verses. And whatever that happens the bible will be your advocate in front of her pastor or papa.