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Slimzjoe:
Pray I don't meet her

Your bae? What makes you think you completely own her ni

For ur mind

Slimzjoe:
What if she was just Doing "Stop it I like it" and the Guy saw it as Green Light to bang on...Then after the Activity, she's now feeling Guilt and shame of being Preg and Decided to say she was Raped


Never Trust Females

Guy I no trust anything for skirts!!!
But no just screw my bae

samson201:
can you date a guy who is in 100level in the university,why you just graduated? because there is this girl i like,and she just finish this year while i just gain admission,although i just met her and i like her but,i don't know if i should approach her,because am scare she might just get mad at me or look down on me.

Na by school?
Guy dis girls dia food na lies
If u cook am well den go dei eat am dei beg for more
GUY JUST TELL...
SHE WAN SLAP U NI?
I BEG JOOR...
IF SHE NO GREE...THANK GOD SAY U DON ENTA D SCHOOL...WHERE GIRLS PLENTY LIKE SAND

Emmytrill:
I need your help because I'm about going crazy.
I have been dating this girl for the past one year now, and I have always loved and stood by her through difficult times.she is 20.
Although I know she luvs me very much, she has other male frnds without strings attached and I allow her to interact with them because I trust her. Recently, she was raped by one of the guys and now she is 3 weeks pregnant for him. She also just gained admission into the university to study accounting.she has made up her mind to abort the baby, because of her educational pursuit and future. She also doesn't love the guy and I believe her. She said if I abandon her now she will kill herself! I don't want to involve myself in any abortion,I don't also want to watch her educational pursuit go up in flames because she is an orphan with siblings. The thought of how she must have been raped still gives me sleepless night! Please what do I do, I need ur urgent advice please.

D guy wei rape her nko?
Just like dat?
Haba dis story fake some how na
U ma reason am
D guy dei jail abi him dei him house dei brag
RAPE MY GF...SMH...DEN IT'S EITHER UR DEAD BODY OR OUR DEAD BODIES!!!!

Mtchweew guy u fall my hands diiiiiieeeeeeee!!!



I BEEN THINK SAY U GET BIG BELLE OR DEI BALD OR SUMTIN....

GUY U FRESH PASS FRESH JOOR...IF NA U DEI DAT PIXX
N FOR DAT GIRL WEI SAY U GET BABY FACE...SHE NO C UR BEARDS?
OR MAYBE NA UR HAIR CUT MAKE HER C U LIKE SMALL BOI...TO ME U FRESH 8/10
N Y U NO GET BABE YET N BECOS OF UR FRIENDS


MY FRIENDS GO MOTIVATE U TO GO HELL
MY POINT B SAY EHN U NEED FRIENDS WEI DEI MOTIVATE DIA PALS
I B LION FOR MIDST OF MY FRIENDS BUT WEN AM ALONE AM A CHICKEN....LOL
NOT ENTIRELY TRUE SHA
BUUUUT GUY U FRESH NO B LIE
JUST CHECK DIS FEW TINS IF NOT GUILTY DEN U R GUD TO GO

*MOUTH ODOUR
*BODY ODOUR
* SAGGING
*POOR GRAMMAR
*NO CONFIDENCE
*DIRTY CLOTHES

GUY!
ONE MORE CLUE
STOP TRYING TO GET A GF...BUT TRY TO MAKE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS
WITH TYM U WILL B SWIMMING IN B*T*H*S



THANK ME LERA




U FRESH DIE NO LET ANY HO FORM FOR U JOOORRRRR!!!!!

KashyBaby:
U said tat.. u & ur dirty mind...smh

Lolz...my mind is not dirty jor...I drink plenty water everyday n I blv dat flushes out d dirts
I JUST HAVE A CREATIVE MIND!!!!

elderhimself:
A key (Men) that opens every lock is called a "master key" and it is kept and carefully preserved........but a lock that is unlocked by every and any key is called a ------and it is immediately disposed off. What would you rather keep, the key or the lock

This guy dei inside my mind ooo

WEN A KEY OPENS MANY LOCKS...IT'S CALLED MASTER KEY...N IT IS PRAISED FOR DAT ABILITY
BUT....
WEN A LOCK IS OPENED BY ALL KEYS...IT IS LABELED GOOD FOR NOTHING N DISPOSED IMMEDIATELY!
U GRABBBBBBBBB MY POINT??

Sunnypar:
I met this girl last year November and we have been dating am in late 20's and she in her mid 20's... Am a kinda of guy that hardly calls, it just my person. While we were dating I try calling/communicating in order not to lose her.

We had sex, in fact I abstain from other girls even when they were hitting on me. I loved her but didn't show it just to know if she was really for me.. I planned on getting an apartment where we both move in together which I discussed with her.

Guess what? She called me yesterday to inform me she would be getting married next month......
I have been devastated.......

Cc: lalacastical

Hehehehe....thank ur God ooo
At least u r not get married to an unfaithful b*t*h ko?
GIRLS PLENTY JORR...MAKE SHE MARRY WE GO COME D RECEPTION

KashyBaby:
Lol...dating is fun as long u r not committed to anyone of em

Juz keep rolling.

N getting laid abi?

Wrong direction!
Change is needed

N lewy's goal was enough to sink down d gunners...
DAT GUY MUST SCORE
EVEN CHECH FOREFATHERS NO FIT STOP HIM
3-2
LEWY BRACE
ALABA 1
OZIL 1
SANCHEZ 1
ENJOY UR MONI...NO BET ONTO ARSENAL OOO

MasterRex:
how about dem online games

Noting dei hate up...Mind u I b game freak
Can play 2hrs+ game

Renji:
That's Gameloft for you. All they want is license verification. Download freedom app on your rooted phone. Use it to remove the license verification, or use lucky patcher. Tools , Remove license verification

Okay...am on it
Thanx

marvelck:
If not for the pressure from guys, left to most girls, they would love to wait till their wedding nite before having sex... Many of them are led into temptation and usually succum to sex cos of guys...if you dont want it (sex), then avoid those things that might lead to sex...cos if you dont give him the chance, there is no how he wud get under your pant.

I beggi...wen dey go about half naked?
Or d fact dat chioma don chop ur 5k+ n u never even touch her hand?
N 1 john dei come collect for free!
DONT DULL JOOR...

Johnnoah1st:
u are a typical example of local gangstar THUG.

Do u know u have a big mouth?

Johnnoah1st:
AND ALL the gabberish u wrote here make anysense to u?

NO

donholy28:
e good but e dey heat die like all infinix phones

My hot not only heats wen am gaming n charging dsame tym...
Mind u
I dei play game for hrs
But e no dei over heat but wit charger...u go boil water for eba

Kidaakudz:
She is 13 yrs old now in ss1 while i'm in ss3. We were havin sex last week and she asked if i enjoy it, i said yes but that since no sperm come out i have not had d biggest enjoyment, she said i should allow d sperm come out but i told her if it come out inside her pussy she will be pregnant as we dont ever use condom. So she said dat after her ss3 dat i will pour it inside, i ask why she said she wants to be pregnant wen she is through with skul so she will have a baby for me before university. We love each other so much and want to get married.

Do dat n u will tell ur child dis story
I WAS YOUNG N STUPID WEN UR MODA HAD U

*SMH*
YOUNG LOVE

D snake fine
Poor creature
I hate snakes

Nubian113:
See homebase always aggressive

N so?
Comot for my face joor
Abi u think say I dei worship women?

Nubian113:
Hi, Mrcork speakz the Queen's Henglish so WE Londoners don't hunderstand bird languages... If Google don't gerrit, we don't gerrit... gerrit?


#ALLLight skin girls love Cork

No b only cork na CO,CK
U CAN SUCK ON IT TILL U R SATISFY
LIKE I GIVE A RATS ASS

MrCork:
...ok son..u win!!

U r a big fool...do I look like a fakeazz nigga like u?
MR RANGE ROVER
DONT QUOTE ME AGAIN

Renji:
Comment whatever games you have problems with and meet a solution right away. Feel free to help others.

My nova doesn't work...I downloads it from androidgamezonebd.com
It keeps verifying n installing but never works

No b only BEAR NA BEER!
FOWL BRAIN
I BEG U DEI FALL AL UR ODA FAKE LONDON FRIENDS HANDS

MrCork:
...calm down son..no nid foe voilence!

son?
Guy like say u neva know say na dat kind talk dei pain me pass abi?

SuccessfulO:
Hello everyone, without wasting much of your time, I'll just go straight to the point.
There is this close friend of mine with this severe mouth and body odor (so bad that I sometimes have to hold my breath anytime he's around and we're talking). I've sincerely endured us having close talks for like 3 months since we became friends. Most times, when he ask to see me maybe for a hangout or something, I refuse, giving him one excuse or the other. Now he's beginning to feel bad and see it as me not wanting to come around him. His girlfriend is also a close friend and confided in me about wanting to quite the relationship because she can't stand the whole smell from his body and mouth each time they're behind close doors. My question now is, Is there any polite way of telling him his breath and body stinks without hurting his feelings?? If possible, I need advice on how to go about this whole thing and come out as not be rude and insulting. Thanks.

JUST B BLUNT JOOR...TELL HIM DAT HE STINKS N HE SHOULD DO SUMTIN ABOUT IT....PERIORD
IT WOULD HURT HIM AT DSAME TYM HELP HIM

MrCork:
^^^^^ clearly the type who eat spageti & okro wit bear hands....bush pig!(no ofeense)

YES I ACCEPT...BUT UR FADA IS A WILD PIG DAT EATS SH!T


OOOO....NOWONDER U R NOW RETARDED


TOO BAD

01emek:
Any time i see girl imbec'lie my thing go come dey raise. Pls advice me

Hehehe....i c ur future dos witches don temper wit it

Only bunch of wanna bes!
Fake niggers fake 1317(H35 claiming to b what dey r not
ONE DEI SAY HIM DEI DRIVE RANGE ROVER
HEHEHE
IDIOT BECOS U B DRIVER FOR SO CALLED LONDON MAKE D CAR UR OWN NA
If I get range rover weitin I wan come do hia?
N den do odas wei dei do ashawo for London how market...I hope say una never sleep wit white man dog?
SHA WIC EVER WAY
Chop chicken wit hand or fork...dat one na una biz
NO FORM WEITIN U NO B JOR
#NO OFFENCE MY BLACK BUTT#
E PAIN U N U QUOTE ME EHN U B COW!
UR PAPA FOR DIA...
SHEY U HEAR WEITIN DEM CALL DIS PLACE
NAIRALAND....Y DEN NI CALL AM USDLAND





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guydangerous:
no problem

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