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D MIGHTY FALL
HEHEHE
MOU CAN U KEEP UR JOB TILL DEC

jideprof:
Aww!

Well, its a good idea to move to Android. .. enjoy!

Ooh yes I will my broda!!!
I don jealous androids tire...
I just get one fobe wit 2 gb ram n 16 gb memory but yet I can't play all hd games...restricted to bbwld

demicupid:
ahahahahah...true,not over other guys though,rather over short guys.

;Dnow nkechi n co no go dei form again

Hehehe....i laff jore!
Sorry ko
Ol ur songs movies...
Beta thank god no b game freak u fo wipe him fone...him for just murder u

demicupid:
lmfao oh,wen u talk "noted",if u no tall before,shey you wanna add to your height nih,or start wearing invisible heels.

I tall joor
But I no know say I get +1 advantage over other guys

Tried dis sh!t didn't work on my z10 now am just hrs away from infinix hot note

Somebody's is pushing u away from ur throne ooo
Guy do sumtin
U r not d guy she tot u wia
BORING GUY TAG Is on ur neck now
For gods sake who no like dat fun friends to stick around?

Ehn? So girls dei trip for tally?
NOTED!

alexistaiwo:
The girl in question caused the breakup of my relationship by making my girlfriend believe that am cheating on her and now that my girlfriend is gone, she wants to take her place in my life. but am having none of that, so I don't want to send her away, I want to keep her as a friend so as make her to continue pursuing what she can never have. to get a better understanding here are my previous threads on the issue.
www.nairaland.com/2625482/girlfriend-always-accusing-me-wrongly.

Pass her to me maybe she can rep my side chick

jworos:
with lucky patcher almost everything is possible

Lolx...tomorrow I dei for ur school front seat!!
TOTORIAL
OPS SORRY
TUTORIALS

DiamonJ:
Can you marry a guy /man who is not romantic, go one round and rest for two week, dont know how to cuddle a woman at night, who make you feel old inside, now i feel jealous each time i see couple cuddling and hugging, now i'm beginning to dislike him , i feel more relax when his not around me, and feel anger, heartache, not living each time his around, i only feel young outside my relationship, bcoz I alot of guys are in love with me, i was forced to sleep with one to see if am still alive, since then d guy has fall in love with me and i'm not in love with him just a frn with benefit, i hate cheating but wetin man pikin go do?

I no bother to read finish but I get advice
BREAK UP NOW OR REGRET LERA
GET A MAN WHO TREAT U LIKE A TRUE DIAMOND JOOR

Puke on this thread joor

Smells fake sh!t
For dis life e get person wei still dei speak dis kind English?
I beg post serious stuffs joor

Sugar mummies don use ur dick for ritual...
Hehehe


SORRY KO...DEAD MAN WALK...OPS SORRY DEAD DICK DANGLING

I just dei hia rape hia n dia...kai!
I just can't imagine sum pervert raping my lil girls...
Dey will get cot dey always get busted once dey rape anybody...but...d damage has already been done
BUT HOW CAN I RAPE A GIRL NA?
WHEN ONLY A SAD FACE ON MY GIRLS FACE IS ALREADY GIVING ME TONS OF SH!T TO WORRY ABOUT?
WICKED WORLD...

stixz:
U don't need any fee to unlock...just money to buy FIFA points...but u can play without FIFA points.

Fresh sha...hope I can rock career too

jworos:
LolzZz,actually there're 2 types, d lite version is around 1.3 while i think it's d heavy version u found. ..

Is okay can u crack fifa 14 to enjoy full features?

stixz:
Since FIFA 16 no gree play on my hot note rocking FIFA 15 new season jeje.

Joor wait ooo
Dis fifa 15 is it free or must I crack it? I know it's online sha but I don't know if dia is a fee to unlock all features

jworos:
from anywhere.. .

Lolx...
I saw 1.9 in most places oo...I come dei reason say if I download it b it didn't work...I go just faint

jworos:
up to 1.3Gb

From playstore?

guydangerous:
is on play store,free

Size pls

Ositainklord:
I finished godfire in 3 minutes ( or less) on iOS. save yourself the stress. I only use the graphics to boast to friends. its not all I expected it to be. stick to mc4 and nova 3. those are worth your time. especially nova 3 (which is dying for a sequel)

Pls where did u download ur nova3 from mehn dat game is hefty don't want to download n it doesn't work...Dats if u feel my point bro

Baddestguyp:
mk4 700mb/1.86gb downloading... if only I had my main sim, I can only average around 800kb+ or - 800kb with this sim

On Wic plan n how much

I came to hear d truth
If dey can't den I guess I will b visiting every 3months perhaps

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guys what does it mean when you whistle at a girl in class?[/color]

DICK JOOR
EXAMPLE
I WANT TO GET MY WHISTLE WET
DEN U KNOW NA
I love code talk joor.



Sorry I just c d remains of ur post
Can't fit delete again
Guys whistle only Web dey think u r sum cheap hoe
Gat it

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guys what does it mean when you whistle at a girl in class?[/color]

DICK JOOR
EXAMPLE
I WANT TO GET MY WHISTLE WET
DEN U KNOW NA
I love code talk joor.

Where does I go from here...lol..DAT GRAMMAR CATCH MY EYE
EVEN ME WEI STILL DEI LEARN ABC...HUMHUM


GUY WHO CARRY U COME?
JUST DASH PERSON D FONE JOOR
OR KEEP AM FOR GROUND COME DO AM SMACK DOWN ABI WEITIN DEM DEI CALL AM

yemioloyede:
The lamentations of parents of this generation is simply that students have lost focus in every sphere of life. One major obvious screen to watch the decadence is the results they push out these days.

For Pics and More Info visit: http://yemioloyede..com/2015/09/secondary-school-student-strip-unclad.html

Mehn dis girls r fresh
Definitely not from around here!
Would like to c more but...what's d point wen I can't even have it
NEXT PLS!

olowookerekemi:
y am i nt sex freak or y dnt i enjoy sex at all

Because u have been riding d wrong dick
SIMPLE N STRAIGHTFORWARD
EVERYBODY ENJOY IT EVEN...BOKOHARAM

Diamondqueen:
So I know you'll tell me school first and face your books. Yes, I know all that. I'll be 17 in two months. I'm intelligent and i do very well in school. Most of you guys have passed through my stage and I hope you understand that this is the stage where you start having feelings for the opposite sex. So I hope this doesn't sound like I'm a bad girl or something like that. I don't want you to say things like "what is this generation turning into?" because I'm very sure it happened in the previous generation and there are evidences such as the single mums that i see that got pregnant then. Long story short, there is a boy i like and he likes me too and he just asked me out. I made it very clear to him that we are not going to get intimate and he is very okay with it. I know you'll say it can happen by accident but i know that the only place we can get intimate is at a lonely place so all I'll have to do is to avoid it. The thing now is that do you think getting into a relationship at 16 is quite okay. Mind you, I'll soon be 17.

Make I 1st laff
Hehehe

17 abi na 16...girl blv me a boyfriend is d last tin u need now
U said u r doing well in school Dats because a boi has not washed u with lies all in d name of live just to pop u red cherry Dats y
Blv me after I big bang n heart break..hehehe...u go dei score 10 ova 100 for writing
OH SORRY U SHOULD B IN WHAT? SS2/3
MY POINT DOS UR GRADES MUST JUST FALL


BUT LIKE A BIG BRO WILL TELL HIS BLIND BABY SISTER
STAY AWAY FROM BOIS GUYS N MEHN
ONE BULLET FROM DEM CAN GIVE U NINE MONTHS OF HAD I KNOWN OR IF I HAD KNOWN BETA
PS ONCE U START HAVING SEX...OMG...STOPPING IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE
OK?
U DON'T NEED NO MAN JUST YET
OR STILL PARTAKE OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT BUT DONT COME BACK WITH STORIES DAT TOUCHES


ENJOY

kstadaura:
The way people are obsessed with their phones nowadays is really alarming, it makes them lose control and not concentrate on most of the things they are doing. This is more common among youths and they dont obey rules regarding phone.

Here are some places where use of phone is prohibited but people in general dont obey.

1) Petrol station: many people make use of their phones in the petrol station despite the obvious sign that use of phone is strictly prohibited.

2) Bank: Most banks prohibit use of phone while you are inside their building but even the banks guards will only remaind you of the rule if they see that you are a poor man.

3) worshiping places: Most mosques and churches prohibit use of phone bt people dont even care to obey for once.

4) When driving: This is more disturbing you will see someone speeding in a car and making call or chatting or put headphones, i use to wonder whats the use of the car radio?

5)In class: we all know that even if you are not told to not use your phone while there is lecturer/teacher in your class you should not.

6)Taking your phone to toilet: Alot of people are guilty of this,they take their phones with them to toilet and make use of them therein, this is a bad habit and makes you stay longer than usual inside the toilet.

Add yours.

Dis is nigeria so we can do wateva we like. After all na our fada land [color=#990000][/color]

Met her in a dream n shez yet to visit me physically...GOSH I HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS + NOW

IsiCaterpillar:
1. De-stress
Sex helps you reduce stress. When deep breathing exercises fail to de-stress you, sex will do the needful.

During sex your body produces dopamine, a substance that fights stress hormones, endorphins, aka "happiness hormones" and oxytocin, a desire-enhancing hormone secreted by the pituitary gland.

In a study, published in the Public Library of Science journal, three neuroscience researchers conducted a test on male rats and found that the sexually active rats were less anxious than rats with no sexual activity.

2. Great Form of Exercise
Making love is a form of physical activity. During intercourse, the physiological changes in your body are consistent with a workout. You must have noticed that the respiratory rate rises, which means you get tired. Hence, you burn calories. If you have sex three times a week for 15 minutes (but we know you can do better than that) you'll burn about 7.500 calories in a year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles! Heavy breathing raises the amount of oxygen in your cells, and the testosterone produced during sex keeps your bones and muscles strong.

3. Lowers high blood pressure
Hugs and sex can improve your blood pressure. Sex reduces diastolic blood pressure, that is, the bottom number while reading blood pressure.

Researchers with the University of Paisley conducted an experiment on the same. They concluded that sex improves blood pressure.

4. Builds your immunity
Trying to fight the sniffles? Sex is the answer to fight cold and other health problems; sex can boost your immunity.

Immunoglobulin A, an antigen that fights the flu increases when the frequency of sex increases.

5. Makes You Look Younger
Making love three times a week can make you look 10 years younger, claims a Scottish researcher. "It's good for you to have good sex," says David Weeks, a clinical neuropsychologist at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, whose study on the effects of sex on aging appears in his book, Secrets of the Superyoung .

6. Healthy heart
Sex helps you burn calories but it can also improve your heart. Sex will take care of stroke and heart attacks, you just have to enjoy the moment.

Scientists with New England Research Institute examined the effect of sex on the heart. The study concluded that men are 45 percent less likely to experience cardiovascular diseases. But the study fails to study the effect of sex on a woman's heart.

7. Pain relief
Pleasure is the measure to beat out the pain. Do you experience migraines and body pain? Well sex is the answer. But if you experience back pain, it is best to consult a doctor.

Dr. George E. Erlich, an arthritis specialist from Philadelphia conducted a study on the link between arthritis and sex. He narrows down that patients who engaged in sex experienced less pain.

8. Builds trust and intimacy
The act of sex spikes the hormone oxytocin; this hormone is responsible for your happiness and love. If your feel your relationship is falling out, there is trust or you're worried that your partner will stray away, then sex will dispel these doubts. The hormone oxytocin builds trust and brings couples closer, and cupid too.

9. Less chances of cancer
Regular ejaculation reduces your chances of developing prostate cancer. In an Australian study men who ejaculated 21 times a month were least likely to develop cancer. It is further supported by other researches that sexual intercourse reduces the risk of prostrate cancer.

10. Stronger pelvic muscles
Sex involves the use of several muscles; hence regular sexual intercourse can help you develop stronger pelvic muscles. Further, since the act of sex involves a range of muscles, it also helps strengthen these muscles - for ex: quads, your core, and the upper back. Through regular sex, you can also maintain a strong bladder and bowel function.

Strong muscles, calorie burner, improves heart health - sex seems to take care of you.

11. Prostate Protection
Most of the fluid you ejaculate is secreted by the prostate gland. If you stop ejaculating, the fluid stays in the gland, which tends to swell, causing lots of problems. Regular ejaculation will wash those fluids out and ensure the well being of your prostate until old age. Problems may also occur when you suddenly change the frequency of ejaculations.

12. Induces sleep
After that great, lovely workout you are bound to get good sleep. But guess what? Sex works the same way as exercise. The increased heart rate leads to increased post-coital relaxation. Sex could be the next thing for insomniacs! So what really happens:
- Sex can relax you, hence if you are already tired, the act of sex will induce sleep.
- When men ejaculate they become lethargic, this can make them sleepy.

13. Regular periods
Apparently sex can improve your menstrual cycle. Sex regulates hormones, which in turn regulate the menstrual cycle. Sex reduces stress, which is one of the reasons women miss their periods. Sex seems like a better option than pills.

14. Prevents Erectile Dysfunctions
Fifty per cent of men older than 40 suffer from erectile dysfunctions and all young men fear the moment when they won't be able to get it up any more. The best medicine against impotence is...sex. An erection keeps the blood flowing through your penile arteries, so the tissue stays healthy. Plus, doctors compare an erection to an athletic reflex: the more you train the more capable you are to perform.

15. Live longer
A healthy heart, stronger muscles, increased circulation of oxygen and happiness are some of the factors that add life to the years and as a result - years to your life.

A study published in the British Medical Journal reveals that men who engaged in sex often live twice as those who rarely had any action.

16. Healthier semen
If you're trying to conceive, you increase the volume of semen if you have sex regularly. Regular sex replaces old sperms from the testicles. If there is a natural build of sperms it can lead to DNA damage.

www.preventdisease.com

U know weitin u dei talk at all
Be like say I go let u try am 1st den wen I c d outcome I myt just b compelled to do same
Buttttt!
I know in d next 3 months Web I check on u...u no go even get strength to even post dis kind crap again
....make u no vex me oo
TODAY NA SUNDAY