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Electronzeez:
Free the convert,he has seen light.

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We have all seen d lyt

Dats just another jealous I3itch
Nothing personal

Kockane:
The Yoruba adage that says, it's till you see another person's father's farm, you would keep assuming your father's farm is the largest in the world.

Two weeks ago, I was still swearing allegiance to my blackberry Q10 till I lost it and a client got me HTC M9....


Cheeeeeeesos!!!! Everyday I'm discovering something new on the phone and I can't stop regretting all those wasted years on bb.

If them like, they should run it on human DNA OS, as for me o... Blackberry is dead and gone in my life!

Apart from me still getting used to the on-screen keyboard, this device is definitely gonna be one of the highlights of my 2015!

#Team HTC


....sent from my HTC One M9

Backstabbing human...after u have enjoyed BlackBerry sub like mad u come hia n spoil dia market ko


Sha me too go soon run from BlackBerry...d fone is boring joor Dats apart from all d freedom to stream browse n chat

Youpele52:
Saw this video online few minutes ago
A young dude playing FIFA 16 on Infinix hot note

Didn't notice any lag



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIiAN4hilQ

Works on infinix?
R u for real?

johnydon22:


When a girl's vaginal wall tightens and grips your shaft, the wall of the coochie convulses, contracts and Spasmodical quakes of the vagina is enough to tell you that she is cumming, it is hard not to notice when this happens if you are inside her or fingering or eating her out.

The body language and sound track that follows this reveals the intensity of the orgasm...

Pay minds to the needs of your sweetheart . . .

Yezsir!

topedo70:
get worried anytime a woman calls me on phone because after the first two minutes of the call, I am left with nothing to say and the she would be like "are you there? Say something"
Am worried about this my situation, what should I do?

Just one boring nigga



STOP PICKING UP CALLS
NA BY FORCE TO LAST MORE DAN 2 MINS??

WRONG!!!!
BIG TYM!
WHAT IF IT WAS ALL A TEST?
U KNOW GIRLS B DIA STUPID MIND GAMES


UR RESULT
F9 0/100

NOTED!

But how will I notice dis wen am busy putting sum serious work in

bimdroid:
You can also get the Mod fifa 16 ultimate team http://www.bimdroid.com/2015/09/fifa-16-ultimate-team-v20102647-mod-apk.html you can download this one if you have Android version 4.1 and above

Is it an offline game?
Is it free unlike d rest or I still have to crack d sh!t

U go soon trowei that fone. ..

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guys, why would you give a girl the elevator look with a frown on your face?[/color]

This kind tin for me na

*I BE UR MATE?
*U DEI MAD?
*IF U TRY NONESENSE I FIT FORGET MY HAND FOR YOUR FACE
*GET OUT OF MY SIGHT U DISGUST ME

Clears throat...hemmhemmm
# lil Wayne voice #
P.M.W

Hope raping is allowed in this parry[url][/url]

How dat one take affect our life?
So because u phuck u want make d whole world hear?
Guy how old r u?
DONT BLAME YO SHA...JUST D HOE DAT ALLOWED U TO FANTASISE BOUT DRILLING HER [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

I been wan advice but as I say
IGNORE



Just lock up joor

KingRaoul:
Pls i know this is the wrong section but i need an urgent answer, pls do banks work on sallah holidays? Will banks be open on thursday and friday?

Yes I will help u deposit sire!!!

ChappyChase:
Guys I was coming out From the Bank and In front of me. Was this lady approaching the stairs, and she was about to climb the stairs she tripped and almost fell and in order to save she reached for me and unknowingly held on to my d!ck.. Guys you need to feel the pain I experienced(for christ sake na my life she drag like that).... But what pained Me most was the way this babe acted as if she did nothing! She just looked else where and said thanks as if na one metal rod she hold just some minutes ago!
So Guy what will you have done if you were in my shoe?
*A) touch her back*
*b)just smile and move on*
*c)get angry*
And ladies what will you do if you were In the girls shoes?
*A)apologise*
*b)just smile and move on*

I WILL SMILE N TELL HER JOKENLY
I MUST REVENGE OOH
BUT DATS AFTER I HAVE HELPED HER BACK ON HER FeeT N ASK HER...ARE U HurT MADAM? WITH A SMILE


JUST CLOSE D CONVO WIT...OKAY STAY SAFE DEAR

Rapsodee:
I was talking with a friend while we were running in the rain as we headed to a lecture theatre to read as we are in the exam period,then I told him that assuming we get there and a girl offer him an handkerchief or something to clean his body that what will he do?...He said undoubtedly that he will marry her....that means through her caring altitude she would have won his heart.....
A guy may have a lot of girls around him at the friendship level and may even want to progress with some of them but he just can't find anything to say that the girls have to win his heart apart from her body...for me A girl that has interest in same things I also do and Cares to know what's going on with me and in my life as I shouldn't be the only one asking about hers...
So guys,what can make a girl win your heart?

To me it's just another girl tripping for a nigga NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT D HANKY


ANY GIRL CAN WIN A NIGGAS HEART EASILY

BUT ONLY WHEN SHE DOESN'T APPEAR TOO CHEAP


GUYS AS A WHOLE SEF DEM TIRE ME
ESPECIALLY MYSELF LOL


A SIMPLE SMILE CAN WIN MY WHOLE HEART

Vision2045:
For the past 6month I have surf the internet trying to get a site I can download FM from for free..but all have been fruitless..please is there anyone in the house that can help with a link...God bless u..and also share your managerial experience with us..

Lol...guy as I dei so e just b like say I dei leave for stone age as idea use BlackBerry 10...d fone is okay....but we I see all dis cheaper fone playing fifa Nova god fire...I go dei jealous
Dis week am selling my BlackBerry 10 for infinix hot...

cao:
This thread is for actual gaming enquires, problems. You ask, we help.


Here's one for y'all, I haven't played a cracked PC game in a long time, can someone please answer this?







UPDATE: These were other gaming questions that were ignored from the recently closed thread.

Pls I want to get infinix hot will I regret?
Am a real fame fan
So I was wondering if I changed from z10 - infinix hot if I myt regret it pls help

sparkleice:
my dear same here oo,coke & pepsii attimes I can drink 3bottles in a day I'm tryng to stp t bt whn I say to mysef m nt drinkng t for 2days I wl find mysfr rushing to get it.js like a spirit pushes me to go t.

Kaiiiii
Bad...bad...bad
But sha thank God u r a woman sha...but still bad

ADDICTION FOR ME SPELLS OUT THESE


+ MONEY
+FINE GIRLS
+BPL
+GAMES# OCCASIONALLY
+FOOD
AM SORRY NL,FB,2GO,TWTR,BADOO,WATSAPP,INSTA, N SO ON DIDNT MAKE IT TO D TOP LIST

Chelshit no dei form oo
N anal sorry assnal no b my team
Anyway make d person wei sabi pass win

NOTHING
BUT BE LIKE DAMN MA D VIEW FROM BEHIND IS LOVELY
DEN SHE B LIKE U R BAD BOY
THEN WE JUST LAFF IT OVER
BUT



NOTHING MORE THAN THAT

Lipsticks = hoe
Wet lips = sexy
Make I read ur stuff now

dmcdad:


JJC for the matter.

LOL...

oniwasi:
This is a true life story that happen to me on the 8th Nov, 2011.
i met this guy during my lunch hour at Mr. bigg's, he came closer to me and he was disturbing me to give him my number which i did. he started calling me on phone, he invited me to his place which i did and i went without not thinking or veing anything in mind toward him. this man look like a good gentle man which u never expected in life he can do sure thing to ladies. i believe this is not his first time he has been doing this to other ladies. I went to this guys house which he was not there. he call me on phone and ask me to give one of the boys at home my phone to speech to him, which i did and he ask me to wait for him that he is on his way coming home that i should not go. i waited and he came around, when he came he ask one of his boys to dress his room for him after dressing his room he ask me to come to his room i told him no, that am ok in this siting room. this man stood up with annoyance on his face he brought out his handset to throw it on. he said i should not make him to beat me if not nobody will hear my voice that he is the only person living in this flats. i dont knw wat to do, i was crying like a child, i beg this man he refuse and told me he must ve sex with me. i told him why all this, ve i done bad to come to ur house. Moreover, this is my first time that u should not do this to me that am not in any mode to do anything. i told him to pls forgive me if i ve done anything wrong to him, he refuse and said he must do it. i cry and i cry he refuse to listen to my cry. he drag me to his room and ask me to UnCloth i told him i can do it. he was dragging me and i dont knw wat comes over me i pretend that i was not feeling fine, that i ve to collect my injection by 2pm. he said it is a lie. i beg and i beg he refuse to hear my cry, he try to UnCloth me which i ask him to wait that i ve something to tell him, he said he is all ears. what save me is that i am on my period which i show him, he refuse and told me he will do it in my anus. i ve to look up to God and ask him what ve i done to myself. i was week i dont knw wat to do. his phone wrings he was receiving calls, i stood up and pick my phone and pretend that i was receiving calls. i disguise myself by calling my mum pretend he was asking where i am, i was giving her the address that is when the man stood up and ask me to go that i should carry my problems and go. my God i ve to run out like a dog and stop bike immediately without not looking back until i get to my final destination. which i go straight to the church and ask for forgiveness. now am scarce of men now. i just ve to wait until God time is the best. pls oooooooooo dont insult me becos if u are in my shoes u will do the same thing. thank God i escape from the lion den. that is my story.

Y una no go ever get sense
Always visiting guys wen u know u can't screw him
U GO TELL ME SAY NA GOD SEND U GO HIM HOUSE
U never know where dei pain u
NO DEI TOO FEEL BIG JOOR N MIND U NA GIRLS WEI TOO DEI FORM TO GIVE NUMBER GUYS DEI WAN PUNISH IN RETURN
WHATS D BIG DEAL IF U GIVE A NIGGA UR NUMBER U HAVE TO FORM BECOS NA FOR FREE DEM DEI CALL UR LINE

kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid

Broke girl lolx
Always carry ur own money wen going out on a date n don't eat more dan u can pay
Had it been u had 1 k dia now u fo just give d fool tell him to keep d change
U DON HEAR NOW ABI INCASE OF NEXT TYM
I BEEN COME TO INSULT U BUT AS I SEE SAY U JUST DEI LEARN WORK I COME SAY MAKE I ADVICE U SMALL MY SISTER

Like dem no dei phuck...y u dei ask dem again
Or is she ready to be a mama

Mishydoo:
Hahahaha...@Sit on uncles laps....U funny mehn

Yess now...my moda go just skin u dat nyt as una just dei enta rum together

"Aar #calls my name# u fresh diiiiiieeeeeeee"
DAT WAS MY HOMEBOY MOSCOW FROM LAGG...MISS DAT NIGGA

If dia is anybody to blame den it's d WOMEN

REASONS

* U Dress u little girl any how like u can read everybody's mind
* u let dem go n watch films in uncle who is not a blood relation
* u let dem seat on uncles laps
* u let dos once who just started developing orange go about with singlet
* u c uncle playing funny play wit her n u think he already has a wife or chick..humhum
** ur dota is out of sight for 3 hrs n u r not worried
* comes back late n u ain't worry
Shez 12 n she already teaching everybody in d compound wat these means
LOL
ROTF
BRB
SUP
LWKMD
ETC




A NIGGA AINT GAT TYM TO CHECK OL DAT SHIT COZ HE B BUSY TRYING TO STEP UP HIS HUSTLE

FEEL ME GIRL?
NOW DATS Y ALL D VIRGIN R GOING EXTINCT