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Na competition?
One how said 26 dicks in 12 months n praying for more dis one said ova 200..... Can u pple b less annoying with ur stupid stories

Not so funny
Having DAT issue too
I c a girl I like but once I think too much about her she go just lost one way or d oda
God...now am single...but sha na my fault small...am toovselective
Team slim or forget it!
I know its just tym n wen I return to school for my education I will have dem all ova me like back then sweet2013

Do u need to ask?....girl put DAT ass to work....sh#t works like magic
Hmmmn....its been 6 long yrs
Rousing up dia yr sha

Till tomoro my best friend I no fit turn my back on him ...no for d sake ofp apny b###h
Best friends can't b replaced

Wen I go ever get did kind reply? Guy u r in luck
She no tell u I c u as a friend or brother he he
Matured mind go know say d girl needs u to prove y needs to DAT a guy like u

I love the fact that am me n not u or anybody else

Liftkid:
what's wrong with adding her ? Her bf encouraged me to do so.

Okayyyyy....smh....so weitin u wan do now since d girl DON divert her attention to u

No dey give excuse jor
Weaker vessels my ass!
Close those legs na must to collect gift?
I beg if na u talk say na u joor
Do my gf ....I go just laff n b like b###h I never trusted u
NOBODY IS REALLY SINGLE EVEN THAT UR BF U SNATCHED HIM FROM AN INNOCENT GIRL
B###H PLSSSSSS

I hate all the forming b###hes
I hate all the black ass wei dei claim say dem dei london
Hate d fact DAT dem no restrict some mad ppl from dia site
N most of all I hate posts like
My gf is cheating on me but I love her what should I do?
S##k u n ur had dam gf
My boss is asking me out what should I do?
F###!
Do I have cat eyes?
No u have goat eyes! B###h plssss
And the ones I hate the most are the I riots that always type
ENDTYM TINS
make u no go heaven on judgment day e go bad for u OOO
Adios

All I can say is remember he is ur friend
But in the 1st place y u go add her....some friends self....leave her n be a loyal dog to ur homie

U don't ask for sex my man
Asking only makes u look like a lame nigga to even make sh#t worst ova the fone again
Guy invite that girl ova n try ur seduction techniques
She will give in one day
Gosh I just dei remember d past
My ex I no dei read mind n I no b psychologist but DAT day I dei c sex for her face n yet she deny me
Hehehe....but eventually.... N was like did I really........??

Pending on the brain of the mugu them dei with
Some guys r even worst than fish them get jellyfish brain

If I don't give her gud satisfaction someone else will
Dats lesson one
Make use of most of ur opportunities else u will never be given or tagged as slacker
She tot me not to go forteenagers
I try sha

Eyah...ur own bad
Even worst
Na insult na guy my tp n I come toast u
Hehehehe....check urself

No green light jooor
Pursue toast n leave
Green lights can b misleading

Come sniff my boxers....


Na buhari n gudluck I blame for not providing jobs for mehn n did retarded ppl

Before u date DAT teenager... Dia brains ehn

No pant no problem.... Hope she tyts
Sumtyms DAT panty lines can b very sexy joor


Let ha b...being confy is one of d best feeling ever

God d##k n all d wahala

klassiquette:
Nice... Goodluck then

Gratitude!
Off to next thread

N may d good lord purnish d wicked b#%&hes that have tot them lesson n changed them into wat they r now

klassiquette:
Well you should also work on yourself to fulfill lady's wish list.... So get strapped perfectly

Lol
Sofar I must confess... Am doing a treble job....single n girls r on strike in my zone but am not worried... Just yet

govee:
bro, i broke up wit my serious gf because she found out dat i hv another girl. since then she always monitor my movement, and ask too many questions whenever she saw wit any girl. i had repented o, bfore someone finish me here.

Look away from d lil girls....n focus on the grown ups ....20 upwards
I no get chick now o but I dei give advice
He he but for rereal diz one girl hia ...even my neighbours dei eye her...even me I folo ansa present ...she fine die but too young#15# one of my neighbour wei gap me for age by far dei reason impregnate her just to make her his second wife....u can imagine
Me I can't jor
Even I no get chick reach February....

klassiquette:
Wish ..... Bruh that's like a perfect woman.#goodluck

Lol....that's my point...
Marriage is like a cage DAT only opens from d outside... Once in...no getting out
So I tink if am going in the I should b strapped

Slim
Cuks
Cleans
Respects
Honest
Caring
Tolerates
Prays
Loves
Beautiful
Educated
Non alcoholic
Planner
Manager
Sexy
Jovial
Manners
TICK THOSE BOXES ....I SWEAR I WILL MARRY AFTER 7 MONTHS!!!
BUT IF ONLY AM WORKING

How can u say I don't know...nothing new dia.
Well all not important chickless

Even u urself know its wrong... If u don't know u would just go without asking
TEMPTING as dei seem innocent new n fresh but guy just make the RYT decision... Let that girl gooooooo....at least for some on within 18 to try na....guys self
Me too in my mid 20s no gf coz babes dei on strike for my life....hope dey call it off after d celebration s

Ahhhh...sumgirls r so soft god!
#sighs# possible I myt get a hard on but not n eruption



Like one girl d very first of her kind to me
Holding her hand alone gives me a BONER!
GOSH I DON SUFFER