₦airaland Forum

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shortgun:
He will always win on the Internet but has always lost the elections.
No vacancy in Aso Rock.
GEJ till 2019.

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Stop consoling yourself on Nairaland and face the reality on the ground.

emmasege:
And somebody [sup][/sup]tells me Tambuwal is still the House speaker when he's conspicuously missinh from d list. His speakership is within NASS & he dare not step into Aso rock in the name of no. 4 citizen.

You are unwell. I guess he would be arrested if he attends the Council of State meeting in Aso Rock! Even before he defected to the APC, he had not been attending. So keep your fingers crossed if you have nothing meaningful to contribute!

mencade4:
hahaha,,,,na true sha.....u know that side wey first bank dey.....before naira round about.....where them dey repair motor. Opposite first bank na there the barracks dey....one primary school dey inside the place na.

I kinda know those places sha... Bt nt that much o. Just spent about a month there. Went there for some stuffs sha.... Looking forward to visiting there before the end of this year sha.

***FACTUAL FACT***

There are two kinds of people in nigeria today, those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY. If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, it's either you reside in Otuoke or you are in PDP. If you are in Otuoke you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, it's either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt. If you are Jonathan's family you may be safe, but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, it's either you leave this country before FeBuhari 14th or you remain. If you leave this country you are safe but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL.............

#‎Teamchange‬
#IHaveDecided
#FeBuhari14th

mencade4:
yea....nigerian breweries close to artillery barracks.....u be correct kaduna guy ooooo

Lol... Didn't even notice there was a barrack around there then. KD just too big joor.

mencade4:
babandodo......what of you na?

Don't reside there. But have visited there before sha... Close to the Nigerian Breweries.

mencade4:
my brother i can swear with anything that this info is not a lie. I live in karkuri, kaduna and we hear things that happened on a daily bases.


They have started their devilish attack, same way they did in 2011.

A friend who live in nassarawa said his mother had told him to arrange all his important documents to take it to their uncle's place in sabo, kaduna, that if their houses gets burnt eventually they wont worry much about it though.

Wow... Where in Kakuri?!

Most PDPians coming in to celebrate would be disappointed and heartbroken.

Pele.... It does happen!

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Akpan107:
He would have been better off on that.

Lagos need a more serious person to govern them.

Amode is a footballer

Jimi is the Governor of Lagos State.

GEJ is the President of Nigeria.

Say No to APC's bags of rice.

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Keep hallucinating.

Jimi Agbaje is going bag to his Chemist Store!

Ambode is the Governor-in-waiting of Lagos State!

Jonathan is heading direct to Otuoke (I would have preferred prison though)!

Muhammadu Buhari is our Incoming Incumbent Governor!

PDP is a goner... By 2019, Nigerians would be saying "There was once a Political Party called PDP". Because as it stands now, they would be deregistered fo not meeting the minimum requirement!

alizenbohr:
You are right.
The OP cannot stand Buhari in a debate because he (Buhari) will definitely not show up or chicken out at the last minute, even if he was the organizer.

If you listen attentively to Buhari whenever he speaks, you would know he communicates in good English. Most of you shouting "Buhari is this", "Buhari is that", cannot even define 'illiteracy', yet you call him an illiterate. Can your parent stand him in a debate? (Sorry to say)

delishpot:
Why has our society degenerated this bad. This is why muslims hide their women in sacks. This is what happens when elders dont teach young men morals
Its a shame we now breed more men and women whores than we breed normal people And people ask why sexual abuse is becoming like normal.

Bros, you can vex o. Wetin d guy say make them take joke, you don take am seriously again?! BTW, the ass ain't big at all.

Waiting for the odoriferous OP to complete his foolish write-up.

Meanwhile, I want you to define 'illiteracy'. I wonder if you can stand the so-called illiterate (Buhari) in a debate/quiz.

Clueless chimp!

Image123:
Oga Alamesia (sorry about the spelling) specializes in this type of thing. President Jonathan was a close deputy to him.

Hahaha... Oga 'Alamieyeseigha' taught him that.

Caseless:
hahahahahaha... Otu nne i must not hear this.

Otu nne ii

Coming......

killuminati:
Jonathan said PDP is the only party that stand on democracy

The guy just dey misyearn o.

Flets:
Some people go die on GEJ matter.

Hahahaha. GEJ till debates and certificates are. .......

Stop consoling yourself. I'm not even sure you have a TV, even if you have, I'm sure you're presently lightless. If you had watched it, you would have since buried your head in shame. Jonah is a goner.

I implore Ceo4eva to create a thread on the Campaign Rally in Lokoja.

killuminati:
Mr President promised the people of Kogi state to revive the Ajokuta steel company. Is it full filled yet?

It's now obvious that Buhari would win Jonathan in Kogi State. Most people I know from Kogi State, albeit from the Central Part, are all yearning for Change.

I was even perplexed that Jonathan could still smile even after seeing the 'mammoth' crowd. Jonah is a goner!

Hope Doyin Okupe and Reno Omokri were there?! If NO, I hope they watched it! Because Jonathan speech no reach 1min o. After, those hypocrites would be blasting Buhari for giving short speeches at his Campaigns.

Caseless:
that lunatic go soon come

By then, party go don finish. U jst remind me of hw one of my classmates 4 secondary skul den, dey cum saturday lectures cum meet say d teacher jst dey drop him chalk after he don tru.... Datz what would happen to d lunatic today....

Caseless:
*pulls over. Honks horn. Alights frm my keke napep suv. Walks towards the table where I sight the player boys of politics section. Sips the left-over smoov on d table. Waves at those on the high-table and the celebrant(berem), and screams HBD with a loud belch*
happy birthday, berem! We shall join u in celebrating or marking this event in the future under a new president(GMB), by God's grace.
*dances out of thread*

yew half keed me aswear with laughter...

Nice one. This would be heartbreaking to the PDPians.

Meanwhile, Jonathan be like "Pls paint my face, I don't want Nigerians to recognise me after May 29th (when Buhari would have been sworn in)"

najoke:
Happy Buffday to my sis from anoda mother. ....You are blessed.



Don, I really luv this .....Nairaland Progressives' Badoos

Lol... Boss, with una support, we go still dey exist.

barcanista:
Obiagelli say she wan join our women wing...

Practically impossicant.

ilugunboy:
E be like say una wan that boy to come scattter here?

No o bros... As e dey go well so, e dey sweet me o. If he show up here now, e go make this thread unpostable for us.

barcanista:
We can't do without such people in our society, abi you want put Psychiatrists out of Job?

Hahaha... Not at all sir.

"Otu nne ii" go soon show face now

berem:
Nawao!
Thanks Don! Bless you!

Amen o.

barcanista:
What of our friend DevilishKiller?

Abeg abeg abeg.... So you no dey happy as here dey go well so Pls we don't need a lunatic here o.

barcanista:

Baddest...

On behalf of the Nairaland Progressives' Badoos (NPB), ***Omenka, Barcanista, Caseless*** I say happy birthday to our lovely sister, daughter , auntie and comrade Berem. Wish you long live and prosperity.

Abiola Ajimobi for Governor (Oyo State)!

Muhammadu Buhari for President (Nigeria)!

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

Robot Mugabe, when will you patch your leaking brain?!