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VOICEOFTHEMASES: Tell me dis man is not stupid?

A Jonathanian yet again?! He ain't silly though!

These people sef. Why are they doing this to Nigeria?! So, their used-to-be home-based crime, is now acknowledged in diaspora?!

JONATHANIAN WORDS OF WISDOM: These Jonathanian quotes are being presented to start your week.......in depression as they have brought a once-vibrant nation to near collapse......

(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)

(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter

(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)

(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN

(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang

(. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua

(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)

(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)

(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)

(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ

(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)

(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #‪BringBackOurGirls‬? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)

(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).

(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).

Please add more words of Jonathanian wisdom to this collection and share widely. Thank you and may God Save our Nation from those that don't mean it and the citizens well, Amen.

- Nasir El-Rufai

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Omexonomy: Gbawe i will suggest you hid ur face in shame. Why not advice those moronic clowns in APC governos gown to learn one thing: if they satisfy the people no demon from hell can remove them. But when they go arround insulting the sensibilities of the people and their kings then spending trillions of tax payer money on supporter of APC media hype and supporter of APC propaganda and still expecting the people to clapp and and vote for them.

Like the way Gov. Idris Wada of Kogi has been satisfying the people of Kogi State, right?! It's only a fool who would say that the current impeachment saga is not politically motivated!

He wants to expose Buhari?! That's how they've been media-exposing him, yet he hasn't been probed. As far as we're concerned, Buhari is a Saint and come 2015 he would rule us again!

Meanwhile, below is a picture of our past Military HoS's laughing at GEJ.

Babangida: I would expose Buhari.

Obj: It's easier for you to pick a pin from the pit than to expose Buhari because he's a Saint.

They all laughed out loud!

alabiyemmy: But if you see the UK Prime Minister Using public train u Will Call it humility , but because Na Naija official u term it publicity stunt.

He only asked a question na!

Omexonomy: i withness the pumelling and beating of fayemi by some agbero imported from lagos by an and in the presence of tinubu. He was latter given a script to read from like a kindergateen.

The same way your so-called PhD Holder, President has been reading books meant for Senior Sec. School Students in Aso Rock?!

Omexonomy: önly Yoruba people in their mumu sophistcation undestand english.

Eboe boy, how far?!

bloodyassassin: you're still a kid.

bowing to an elderly person is a sign of respect not superiority get that into your dumb skull MY SON

Ain't you seen your life?! So you know bowing to an elderly person is a sign of respect, not superiority, yet, you opened that your pit and called Tinubu a slave when he bowed down to Our President-in-waiting, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari!

Armed Robbers should continue attacking their fellow (un)armed rubbers!

seanet01: Educational system. Fill in the gap.

Correct! !

The Speaker should declare the seat of any Legislator who ain't ready to defect to APC, vacant. Afterall, it was done in Adamawa!

akumada1: By the time people finish thier journey, apc will know the different between supporters of APC and political party.

Product of a failed what?............

bloodyassassin: bastard

Do I engage lowlives in argument?!

Iakpalakpa: GEJ is working truly

How is GEJ working?! Shut that fvck up, dude.. By reading books meant for Sec. School children, or what?!

If it were from other part of the country now, they would have been attacking the tribe, not the situation!

So, the Killer of Bola Ige is afraid of death?! Iron of Life. A so-called PhD Holder is afraid of the person they accused of not holding HND as alleged. This Omisore of a tout and our retardeenic President, should be thoroughly scrutinized, to know if they rightly got their PhD, or in a dubious way.

Meanwhile, our retardeenic Presido was feeling funky in Aso Rock, reading a book meant for Secondary School Children, and year 1 Undergraduates. What kinda PhD Holders do we have in PDP?!

malele: They should aRrest that man And try him for treason. Northern. Goat

Who's this deranged fellow?! So, you had to quote everything just to spew this balderdash?! Guy, try see a Psychiatrist ASAP!

Emma8043: Ma bro no vex i tot ur 1 of then i mean dos who hate the catolik

Lol... No o!

Emma8043: na ur type hate us most so GND

The Catholic members I used to know are not like this na. So, why are you behaving this way?!

Ushafaiza: Evangelical Church Winning All (ECWA) Ushafa, Bwari Area Council Abuja.

I thought ECWA used to be “Evangelical Church of West Africa”?!

Emma8043: Et spiritus santus my brother
#HaterzGoAndDie

Do they wish people death in your Church?!

A Communicant of the Anglican Communion!

If his impeachment ain't politically motivated, why would they say he can now return to the PDP?! PDP won Adamawa State in the last Presidential Election, and if they still play their game well, they would still win there, but that doesn't mean APC won't a good number of the rest Northern States!