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EducationMathematics Gurus, This Is For You. by Donpizzle(op):
You think you re a genius, show some skill.
I have been battling with some questions recently and I admit the questions below re really difficult to ME. I nid someone to help me with the solutions. Gurus oya ooooo.
1) The proportion of milk and water in three samples is 2:1, 3:2, and 5:3. A mixture comprising of equal quantities of all three samples is made. What is the proportion of milk and water in the mixture??
(a) 227:133 (b) 99:61 (c) 5:1 (d)2:1

2)A student finds the average of 10 positive integers. Each integer contains two digits. By mistake, the boy interchanges the digits of one number say BA for AB.due to this the average becomes 1.8 less than the previous one. What was the difference of the two digits A and B.
(a) 8 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2

3) Joan started work 2 years ago. Her starting salary was half of Mike's salary at that time. Each year since then, Joan and mike have received a rise of 10% in their respective salary.what percentage(to the nearest percent) of Mike's current salary is Joan's current salary?
(a)45 (b)46 (c)48 (d)50.
CareerRe: Should I Have Stolen My Boss's Money? by Donpizzle(m): 8:57pm On Feb 27, 2016
yomi007k:
Yes or No.

Answer d question first.
Yes undecided
CareerRe: Should I Have Stolen My Boss's Money? by Donpizzle(m): 8:45pm On Feb 27, 2016
yomi007k:
And u wud be a happy boss if d employee u have been so nice to did this to u?

Yes or No.
Hw would he knw if e was cheated by His employee?
NYSCRe: No Time To Waste, You Must See This Now by Donpizzle(m): 7:29pm On Feb 27, 2016
benodic:
the seminar for the program will be taking place by 7.30pm tonight. those who are interesting in learning about this program should send their whatsapp no. to me so that i can add them up immediately.
there is no time to waste. we are heading to the top
08167568432
Forum GamesRe: Eye Test: How Many Squares Are In The Diagram? by Donpizzle(m): 9:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
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PoliticsRe: See What They Did To A Thief Who Was Caught Stealing Iphone In Alaba Market(Pics by Donpizzle(m): 10:01pm On Feb 25, 2016
Thank God he wasn't burnt.
Nairaland GeneralRe: She Wants To Retrieve A Gift She Gave Out Seven Years Ago. by Donpizzle(m): 9:45pm On Feb 25, 2016
Mrs A brain is as cheap as the price Mrs C sold the freezer. Hw on earth does she expect to get the freezer back after SEVEN YEARS. I suspect OP is Mrs A brother.
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Collection Of Proverbs by Donpizzle(m): 12:19am On Feb 25, 2016
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EducationRe: Unbelievable!! Can This Happen In FUTO?- Unilag Student Graduates With 5.0cgpa by Donpizzle(m): 12:13am On Feb 25, 2016
In futo? Impossible
RomanceRe: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by Donpizzle(m): 11:07pm On Feb 24, 2016
Jadekitana:
But why should we split bills when we go out on dates? It's simple, either I pay for everything or he pays for everything. It's somehow when we start doing donation in front of the waiter or waitress because one person has decided not to cheat the other.
Be honest, Hw many times hv u paid for evrything on a date. None tongue
TravelRe: Commercial Bus Catches Fire On Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos (photos) by Donpizzle(m): 6:59pm On Feb 24, 2016
Commercial drivers after profit since 1960. They don't care bout the condition of the vehicle.
FamilyRe: Before you divorce your Adulterous hubby by Donpizzle(m): 6:28am On Feb 18, 2016
Phema:
OP, you forgot to include;

6. Would you prefer to marry a philandering man, wait till he makes good money, kill him afterwards and inherit all his wealth?

Now, that is an option worth considering. cool
u must b an origin of IMO state.
CrimeRe: Popular Runs Girl Narrates How She Escaped Being Used For Rituals By Rich Chief by Donpizzle(m): 9:00am On Feb 15, 2016
U saw ur friend in a wardrope with pot on her head nd u couldn't help her, instead u ran out of the house. U re a bad friend. God save nairalanders from pple lyk u.
NYSCRe: Top 5 Challenges Facing Batch A 2015 by Donpizzle(m): 8:35am On Feb 15, 2016
Any Corper stil confused on HIS nxt step from service with less than 2 months left has FAILED to PLAN. Therefore unintentionally planned to fail.
Ladies can simply go bck home Buh for guys its an absolute NO.
EducationRe: How To Upgrade Your ND And HND Certificate To BSC - See Step by Donpizzle(m): 7:31am On Feb 15, 2016
mazizitonene:
op abeg....how i go fit upgrade pass to first-class ?


**modified**
i no talk say na me oo....all this bad-belle dem sef tongue grin cheesy
go use juju tke upgrade am. Go okija shrine.
EducationRe: Nigeria's Depreciating Value System...... Whose Fault by Donpizzle(m): 5:44pm On Feb 10, 2016
Even ur write up is a joke.......infact u re a typical example of ur post.
EducationRe: Full Scholarship In Over 13 Countries Abroad by Donpizzle(m): 5:38pm On Feb 10, 2016
Hw do I apply
EducationRe: Almighty Mathematics: Can You Solve This? by Donpizzle(m): 5:19pm On Feb 10, 2016
In mathematics; the addition or two odd numbers gives an even number Buh in this case it's impossible koz d addition of three odd numbers = odd number.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017/2018 Will Be Four [4] Batches Due To Increasing Corp Members Yearly by Donpizzle(m): 11:51pm On Feb 07, 2016
260k + 19800= waste of financial resources of the country nd valuable time of graduates.
JST SCRAP DIS CRAP CALLED NYSC.
NYSCRe: Which Is D Best State Amongst Lagos,akwa Ibom Nd Enugu, by Donpizzle(m): 1:38am On Jan 30, 2016
Enugu or Akwa ibom( village) is ideal for savings. Low cost of living....
Note: I said Akwa ibom village, meaning if u re posted to uyo. On ur own.
NYSCRe: Photo: Youth Corper Proudly Shows Off His Mum Who Sells Fish by Donpizzle(m): 1:25am On Jan 30, 2016
Kool act. Any1 ashamed of his/her background is nt worthy to b called a child. God bless our parents. Honestly I can certainly do more koz after God,mum is next closest to my hrt.sweet mother I no go forget u for all the tins wey u Don do for me.
NYSCRe: NYSC Orientation Camp: All You Need To Know, Preparation And Requirements by Donpizzle(m): 1:08am On Jan 30, 2016
Gone are the dayz of manual registration in camp.evrytin now is computer based. In otherwords, u don't need much passport as stated above by OP. Here are some modification to what OP posted
1- 16 passport is enuf because you wil need some for clearance at your PPA
2-no need for photocopies of ur statement of result,waec and jamb. Its already In their database.
3-stapler, and office pin may not be allowed in the orientation camp. U can find that in the biznes centres inside the camp
4- 5 photocopy of ur call up letter is enuf koz of clearance at ur PPA.
5- the amount of money u need depends on ur class of person. If u are balling, then u may nid as much as stated by OP Buh if u re prudent with spending 20k-25k is enuf.
Lastly- every other thing stated by the OP is obviously correct nd very important u get prepared as early as possible. Se fini
EducationRe: 10 Categories Of Students That Request For Extra Booklets During Exam by Donpizzle(m): 6:42pm On Jan 29, 2016
11) mathematicians
CelebritiesRe: Bariga Slum Where Olamide Grew Up (photos) by Donpizzle(m): 8:49am On Jan 27, 2016
nellaluv:
This type of ghetto is called "Banana Island" grin
Banana ghetto
EducationRe: "I Wore This To School & My Lecturer Called Me A Tout" - Lady (photo) by Donpizzle(m): 8:31am On Jan 27, 2016
I think he means colour tout.
NYSCProtest For Increase In Allawee. by Donpizzle(op): 12:07am On Jan 27, 2016
Corpers wee ooo, it has been said that corp members are prohibited from protesting against the govt.......Buh is it good for the federal govt to put us thru hardship that is uncalled for... Y pay Corp members less than $100 a month when sme1 out dere can easily make that in a week. If they aren't ready to increase the allowance, y nt scrap d whole stuff nd let pple do something reasonable with their life rather than suffer from hunger. I think its time for us to carry-out a non-violent protest on this fcking govt.
NYSCRe: Please Does Frsc Cds Issue Certificates At The End Of The Service Year ? by Donpizzle(m): 11:48pm On Jan 26, 2016
Yes.
NYSCRe: A Thought!!! by Donpizzle(m): 11:36pm On Jan 26, 2016
wazupguy:
I was chatting with afriend of mine Comorade Osas Aghariagbon about the appalling state of unemployment in the country which is increasing every day. Also, we discusssed about how sstudentsare pumped into the university system in a bid to acquire knowledge and at the end of several years of study they have. Nothing to show for it. He also told about thousand of degree holder and P.hd seeking for driving jobs which somewhat choking tothe throat. But we must not forget that unemployment is not a new hit as it is an old song that is still featuring itself and will be for a longtime if a drastic action is not taken.Furthermore, we are more or less likely victims of unemployment even if it is difficult for some of us to accept the the fact. Also,we have often heard about stories of those wo have graduated few years back and still yet to have jobs. We also decry about the employment situation and what the government is doing to tackle this pestilencial dilemma. But when will we stop wasting time worrying, complaining and start thinkingn being inovative, creavtive? You can neva know, you might do better than DANGOTE or perhaps be richer than BILLGATES. In our modern world which evolving swiftly,certificate or acquizition of all the degrees this world can offer doesn't amount to the potential imbedded in you.Also, we need to ask ourselve certain questions such as " Do I know the current situation of unemplyment in Nigeria?" If yes! What plans have you put tin place to combat the issue if trapped in it, if no! I think you should start thinking of alternatives rather than putting all eggs in a basket.Funny enough I do not see undergradutes who can be productive to the immediates needs of the society but "glorified secondary school students" who do frequent "AWOKO" to pass exam only. We must notethat if any employment is to be made by any company they ask you what you can do an not necessarily what you graduated with which is our primary assignment as students.But we should be aware of the happenings in our society today which we live in and plan according to what she needs andperhaps outside the shores of Nigeria, Africa as a whole.However,in our university environment we have different departments such as vocational education,fine arts, mass communication, artisans, industrialists,microbiologists, computer scientists and the host of them. Those of you in thes departments, what do you have to offer in solving life problems? , what ideas have you cooked up? , what researches have you performed? , how do you want to exempt yoursefs from the lots of the unemployed? OR do you want to walk on the streets of Nigeria in harsh weather with portfolio searching for non-existing jobs when you can be a BOSS. How long do you do want to do that? After years spent in school. We really need to ponder about this issue. A fact still stands; a graduate of mechanical engineering to some extend has an upper hand to a road side mechanic but another concrete fact is that that roadside mechanic has a workshop but youdon't. But with initiative, you can learn from the roadside mechanic and start up your mechanic worshopand do better than waiting for job in NNPC because your brother is there which is obviously not forthcoming.More so,we have this attitude of being complacent and enjoy the innovations of others even using it negatively when we can do better than them. The person who invented the wrist watch perhaps got tired of waiting for the cock to crow or the person that created the aeroplane thought that can I create a machind that can fly like the birds.That's thinking, creativity. Then we will make dis statement "Oyinbo na witch" forgetting that God created us equally in his own image and likeness.Therefore,I will categorically state that every 10% oftime spent on doing research, thinking , being creative,innovative, exploring is worth more than 90% of "AWOKO". Do not over labour yourself doing a lot to 5.00 when you can do little things and thus be great amongst your peers.if we were to measure wealth by hardwork, the "bricklayer" will probably be the richest man.
Nice write up Buh wat da FCK is awoko?
NYSCRe: How To Serve In Ur Preferred State Without Runz by Donpizzle(op): 11:21pm On Jan 26, 2016
Cost of living in lag is high.

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