My number one rule in life is that my sanity is beyond any other course. I feel so irritated when I see employers treating their empoyees like shits. I resigned from a work that wanted to terminate my life barely after 8 months without having another job. I am not married though, this may be difficult for someone married with two kids, but, once you think you have skills that can't make you suffer in life, walking out should be something so simple to do. The beginning may be rough, but if you are so determined coupled with the push to bring something to the table, you will definitely find your feet in no time.

Vind4favor:
Naija.. nothing of such happened. ?Does it mean -it can never happened? Has angel been the one designing Jackie's poster before now? No be human being? May God embarras you with too good to be true stories this year.

Aemeeen....I claim it with all my will

This story is only for marketing, nothing of such happened.

Messiah Messiless Messi Messing with people's scrotums

meobizy:
E no dey ever hard you to throw insults. Ishilove.

Don't start a war with your fellow gender, it is not healthy.

Octopusssy:

You have a brain rattling around somewhere in that head of yours. USE IT

What happens to females supporting females?

meobizy:
“Beneath your beautiful.” It was obviously female members stinking up the place.

Truth but truth. Coming from one of them.

gidgiddy:


And has arresting Nnamdi Kanu brought any peace? It made things worse

Now you guys are crying over Simon Ekpa, take Simon Ekpa put and another Europe based individual will quickly step in and and start dishing out orders, and you guys will start crying again

Who's crying. Werey leleyi o. Don't you see there is a region with no sense at all, they follow some mentally deranged people to be wasted alas. See the trend now, Ojukwu wasted about 2million lives, he laslas run. Kanu did his part, he ran. Someone is also far away from the shore of the country, wasting people's life.

Shey you no see that one region behave like ardent illiterate ni...no thinking faculty at all.

gidgiddy:


Nnamdi Kanu was nit arrested, he was kidnapped. Your lawless federal government engaged in kidnapping with another lawless African state called Kenya

Unfortunately for you guys, Finland is not lawless

Simon Ekpa is a Finnish citizen, how will you go to Finland and arrest their own citizen?

Kanu was on bail before he ran out of the country, why can't we start the discussion from there?

gentiles:
Cowards die many times before their death, cowardice and timidity runs in the veins of an average Yoruba man. Why is that Simon Ekpa has not tried sit at home in any S/S state? because he knows the consequence of such an action, but every tribe is making a mockery of Yorubas, because they are weak and spineless. Ekpa is a smart guy, he is only using the proposed sit at home in lagos to test the water, the real agenda is to continue from the destruction they unleashed on lagos in October 2020 under the guise of Endsars. Dis people too mumu

He should think of how to free the Eze ndigbo that is cooling off in jail, at least, we all know Yorubas are behind his arrest.

gentiles:
Cowards die many times before their death, cowardice and timidity runs in the veins of an average Yoruba man. Why is that Simon Ekpa has not tried sit at home in any S/S state? because he knows the consequence of such an action, but every tribe is making a mockery of Yorubas, because they are weak and spineless. Ekpa is a smart guy, he is only using the proposed sit at home in lagos to test the water, the real agenda is to continue from the destruction they unleashed on lagos in October 2020 under the guise of Endsars. Dis people too mumu

Will you repeat this if you are called to the public

001Lagos:
Where was gani Adams when Fulani people conquered Ilorin kwara

Mtchew

But seriously, I think it's about time that Simon ekpa is killed . He's a terrorist and should be taken out .

Your 2-old kid will be ashamed of you for reading something clearly written in English texts and still don't understand the difference between SW and NC. Let's assume you don't understand the difference before, you should live to learn not the other way round.

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RIP to the dead

Kenneth4u205:
100 correct. I have really perfectly my act of forgery from TINUBU

Or from your papa, blaming it on others

Intergrated:
Greetings all.

I work in a company and my take home is 450k after tax. My problem is I have been thinking of a skill to learn as this job would not last forever. Aside this job I do not have a skill and as a man I feel one should have a long lasting skill. Please any suggestions would be welcomed aside from online skills. Thank you .

Think of any investment, little or medium-scale. Talking on skill, I am a techy, not more I can add than to tell you to learn a tech stream.

beerfraud:
Imagine 19 years old woman knows how to forge certificate. They think they can cage the JAMB Registrar with their aggressiveness
Oloyede Yoruba Muslim no be coward

I wanted to support the girl before all these revelations, but when I remember that Prof Oloyede is the registrar, I knew there was a foul play in the girl's case. That Oloyede man can't be wrong.

He left as the VC shortly before I gained Admission into UNILORIN, I lived in his legacy for the whole 5 academic years I spent. He hates cheating with passion, he hates hooliganism. UNILORIN was so notorious for expelling students, defaulters by the way. The man became JAMB registrar, he turned things around.

https://www.nairaland.com/7756198/sit-at-home-over-18-trucks-burnt#124277107

Under that link, the OP, supremos asked and I quote "Why does the Federal Government Of Nigeria led by President Tinubu feel less concerned over the economic terrorism and brigandage going in South East Nigeria ?"

Well, here is his/her answer.


I don't know if you are an Igbo guy o, but it is very stupid to ask what is the position of PBAT on this issue. Let me take you back to memory lane if your brain has been so mungled and deviated from reality.

These UGM or ESN or IPOB are your people, they started this madness long time ago, long before Tinubu became president. What are they fighting for? For a terrorist to be released right.

PO, came to limelight few months to the just concluded general election, he was going every nooks and crannies to sell his candidacy while those terrorists madness was going pari pasu, Obi never felt concern for once for what was happening in his region, he only cared about how he'll become the president.

What baffled me is that during the actual election, these people ceased to exist, Obi won with so much margin in the entire SE states, he crippled other contestants effortless. Why those terrorists stopped their activities calls for debate.

Immediately the election was concluded, it is normal though, for any aggrieved candidate to contest the results of the election in the tribunal. Obi as expected was not left out, he has been busy ever since then going from courtroom to his house.

We have so many prominent Igbos living outside SE, presumably Lagos and Abuja, none ever come out to condemn these people.

It is the duty of FG to protect its citizen, yes, but if those who you want to protect show no sign that they need you, what do you do to them.

People from that region are the most confused creatures I have ever come across. From we want Biafra to release Kanu for us to give us Igbo president to give us our mandate to give us senate president (someone even cried over this). They always want to take from people they hate so much, they want the whole country to look at them, they want to be pampered so well, eat from food they never prepare.

What happened in this last election opens so much eyes, people came to realise it is dangerous with them at the helm of affairs. Some sign of winning in Lagos, they have started shouting they own Lagos, imagine the effrontery.

Do you think Nigeria give a Bleep about them. Why can't you ask the likes of PSquare, Ngozi Eweala, Charly Boy, Adiechi Chimamanda, all the SE governors, the SE NASS members, ask them what are they doing about their people.

Let me hint you. When Fulani herdsmen were disturbing farmers in the SW, SW governors (from different party o) came together to proffer solution. They created Amotekun, even FG was against it, many non-SWterners condmned it. They knew they needed to protect their people, went ahead and birthed the security outfit. Today, go and ask, it is a good story.

Emir8:

I asked and I was told it will take 4 weeks or more to be ready. I have just few days left to complete documentation

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See beauty

Whose fault? It is not their faults, it is our government that gives them much power, it is the level of our poverty that makes them treat us like slaves.

I can't forget a day I followed a colleague to one of the Chinese motorcycle spare parts companies in Ikeja to get a certain spare part for his Sinoki motorcycle. After we made the payment at the front office, we weree told to proceed to an inner room to retrieve the item with the receipt given to us.

On getting there, there was this midget sitting behind a table looking so horrible fr, she was the one in charge of giving out items previously paid for. She collected the receipt, checked and went to the shelve where that particular item we wanted to buy was placed, she picked it and handed it over to us, used her pen to cross out the receipt. She later did something creepy that annoyed me so much, she used her hand to gesture to us to leave her office, as if we weren't there for business. I looked at that thing doing that to me, I shook my head, she looks like nothing but a bottle of malt.

I can't imagine what those Nigerians working under that devil-looking midget and her compatriots will face everyday they ply their trades in that office. I feel for them anyways.

Omoor, e be things o.

This political tussle was not the first, won't be tha last either. I love the icing these people always give us, it makes me feel so alive.

On a serious note, if Adeleke really want to deal with that Bashir man for his alleged insubordination, believe me, he could never escape the sharpness of the governor's knives.

I blame no parties anyways, they should just please not allow this to degenerate to the point that innocent lives will pay for their differences.

Ire o...

It was a beautiful day in January 2015, there was a client of my uncle who wanted him to come and inspect some laundry equipments in Bonny Island, we were there in a hotel in P/H.

He did not really buy the idea of going, not that the machines would be sold to him. Me, out of my adventurous nature, I appealed to him to let us go, I knew we were going to take a flying boat, kind of experience I have been longing to have.

With our car duly parked in the hotel, myself, him and his son set out to Nembe water side to board a boat going to Bonny Island, I guess it was N1700 per person then.

After the payment, we were given life jackets and told to take a match into the boat. I was all excited to be experiencing my first hour-long boat ride.

Hector was the name of the boat operator to sail us to our destination, someone said beside me that Hector has been sailing for up to 17 years. Then, my mind was so at rest, knowing we were in hands of a pro. Engine started, lol and behold, we meuuuuve.

At first, we were going slowly due to reasons I don't know, the speed was later increased and I was enjoying the whole thing. I would occasionally see rescue team also parading the ocean, I was made to believe that they do that to make sure they are a call away in case there is any accident.

I had my first cold feet when the boat started skipping like it is hitting rocks underneath, I would look at my uncle's terrified face intermittently, fear would erupt my own stone heart in return. Load of bad thoughts started crawling in to my mind, what if the boat capsizes? Is this how we are going to die, leaving our peaceful hotel room to die in the middle of nowhere here.

The whole experience got worse when we were approaching the shore of Bonny, the sea water was all over us, its waves were so enormous, everyone was drenched, it tasted so salty.

Alhamdulilah, we got there safely. The journey took us exactly 1hr7min.

The man that invited us worked with one of the oil companies there, I guess there were three different oil companies in that city alone. He later came to pick us with his car and drove us straight to where the equipments have been sitting idle for years.

Bonny is a small beautiful island in the middle of a big ocean, you can only access the city via water or better still, fly in there by air, there was actually a functioning heliport as at that time. I noticed that almost everyone there does fishing, it should be their primary occupation. There were numerous places where fishes were being placed in open air, signaling they are for sale.

We spent close to 3 hours in the city before we decided to return to P/H. On getting to the seaside, we were asked to go for payment. While on the queue to pay, someone directly behind my uncle was then narrating how boat mishap that killed 27 people happened less two weeks ago. Hearing that myself, my heart paused for few seconds, and for the first time, I was beginning to fear the wrath of the sea for real.

I was wishing I could go by air back to P/H, 27 people at a go? He would later tell my uncle some safety measures to take if the eventuality happens. Part of it is to make sure one stays put if the life jacket enables one to stay afloat, struggling to swim or so could attract the sharks in there and they could start coming to one's direction. He also said that anyone with bodily injury is at risk of inviting the sharks as the smell of the injury may draw their attentions. These and many more that I couldn't remember by the man were said. Well, if there was anything left with me then, it was my faith with God, I started praying to the most high not to do us dirty.

We got back to P/H safely, though spending longer time than we spent when we were going. On getting to the shore of P/H, I made a vow never to return to the sea again, I cannor come and die iku gbona (terrible death). Ever since then, me and sea don't get along.

Tradepunter2:


Thanks for the clarification..... I was already getting angry because I transaction above 100k daily for my projects and my workers.... They didn't explain it like the way you did

They said contactless payment, is the English used so difficult for you to decipher?

It seems this Portable that I don't really like is a prophet, he once said "wahala, wahala, wahala." (may) His memory blessed, his words keep manifesting day-in day-out.

Everyone does steal, it is in the contract we signed. If you are careless to be caught, you get punished. If you go away without being noticed, the society will even bow for you making waves in life.

Getting to the top of the ladder in life is not always easy, corners have to be cut, rules be bent, at times, blood be shed. It is the magnitude of your boldess that determines the height and width of your money sacks.

Be ready to make history if you damn what history says about being pious and just.

I rest here...

Greatness rolls with greatness

Even musicians from Igboland and any other tribes must to add Yoruba in their songs if dem wan blow

I have seen this picture a million times...girls are great at everything, look at that guy at the last row, he screwed everything and sold them out easily