Mmmm! With 1billion, I would love to start from pry 1 till I finish PhD. No double promotion.
Please henceforth, all other qualifications I've had should be disregarded.
Heading to Lagos mainland local govt pry school, ijero. Ebute metta. Lagos.
That's why it all started, I no want crèche or nursery school make i no go too sabi book.
Infact, I go love to fail as many times as possible.

Let's see who can christen our new born child!

This list is shit without Chevrolet! Anybody wanting to buy that car should have a third-thought! Not second thought.

He's not the first. My brother in-law just completed his own last month. Talk talk....

Ezionye:
Nice thread

Lemme sign d attendance register

Attendance confirmed.

kennygee:


Be careful what you wish for.

*just passing*

Wishing for you wouldn't be a bad wish I guess!

jbaby265:
Awwws the room is super hot

Glad you're feeling the heat.

jbaby265:


So now what are forming for us ? Boss abi ..my friend gerria here mehn

Lol.... That's all I can say. Trying to sieve the wheat from the chaff!

Truth is, if I have interest in you I will pm you directly. And if you do have interest, drop a pm please. Happy holidays.

kennygee:


Be careful what you wish for.

*just passing*

**Yeah, I'm so careful when making my wishes**

Ewu Stanford bridge!

Mungo park

engrfcuksmtin:
See beards like ewu..........#mybloodisblue

Let's see how real this forum is. Love to date someone here.

Man U 2-0 Chelsea

If you want to live long! Stay away from Chevrolet. Personal advice from a soul that Chevrolet has frustrated.

babsir:
What about amala Canada, ebute metta??

Dude no fall my hand o, just add amala Canada to the list jor

The person wey make the list no sabi....

I rep ebute metta

If I call you drop out e go be like say I dey yab you.
Read you no gree read na abuse first dey ur yeye mouth.
Drop out!

coolebux:
Gara gara wey dey your bodi no let us see where dem write nairaland..... mtcheeew

Just was reading a mail sent to me by ntel.

I saw them quoting a nairalander and I know we are being watched.

Truly, ntel is the best decision I made this year.

Far better than all ISP put together. I subscribed for 3 months unlimited data access! Can you beat that!

The guy

joseph1832:
Who is broke? The girl saying she's broke or the guy?

Mmmm! Ogun laiye oooo.... Jedijedi loading.

The guy na fool... E been wan open office for the girl head forgetting say life dey turn turn.

permsec:
The Op.

Ur fada prick

You be yeye guy! Shei me na md of nnpc ni? Or cbn board of directors? Weda the devil likes it or not, you go write my CV.

PatrickOkunima:
You na big bros now. People like una no need CV.

I was wondering how she had his account number in the first place, we know now #5kbae


Oya, front page abeg make we cast all dis broke-ass brodas wey dey drag us for ground!

Shei u go come collect money for my hand to write my CV ni?

PatrickOkunima:
Sorry Bros, I just dey see your mention. Na me o. So yo're a Nairalander too. I called you about two weeks ago with a number that ends with 2562, but you didn't pick.

Size 41 rocks. It's a general size. Had it been you have it i would have asked you to bring one today.

PatrickOkunima:
I sent you a pm. Kindly respond.

Same Patrick okunima my cousin? Olise.

Horus:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4887111_pastor5_jpeg32fa4957ddc3db4666359226543d7529
Photograph by: Simphiwe Nkwali

Angry Pretoria residents assault church pastor during violent protest

Gabi Mbele | 18 February, 2017


A Church minister felt the wrath of a mob of angry Pretoria residents on Saturday‚ who assaulted him during a violent protest against "Nigerians selling drugs and prostituting our children".


Police fired stun grenades to disperse the angry crowd‚ who were walking around the area to "search and burn spaces that are known to be selling nyaope to school children". At least two houses were burnt down.

The throng of community members‚ some drinking beer‚ entered Celestial Church of Christ in Atteridgeville planning to "search the church for drugs and any illegal activity".

Angry residents torch houses in Pretoria West

The church's prophet‚ Samson Sangojinmi‚ was immediately called. When he arrived in his Mercedes Benz he was assaulted by the mob‚ leaving his white robe bloodied before his congregation managed to drag him inside.



Prophet Samson Sangijnmi from Central Church of Christ is bleeding after he is being attacked by mob.

"F**k you‚ you're selling drugs‚ what's in that bag you are carrying?" shouted one resident.

"You Nigerians must go open churches and salons in your own countries‚ no one can survive on such alone without selling drugs‚" said another.

By then about 20 police officers had arrived and fired a stun grenade to disperse the crowd.

Paramedics treated Sangojinmi. The minister said he was hurt that people thought he would sell drugs.

"We help many people in this church‚ when they want food or a place to stay we help them. It's sad to see people attacking me even when I'm trying to talk to them‚" said Sangojinmi.

Prophet Samson Sangijnmi attacked by mob accusing him of selling drugs and also trafficking girls.

One woman‚ who refused to be named‚ said she had witnessed children in school uniform entering several of the houses they had searched.

"Some of the girls we found in the houses were high‚ wearing short outfits‚ who've ended up never leaving because they owed these Nigerians too much money.

"Enough is enough‚ we can't trust the police anymore because they never do anything to help us‚" she said.

Police spokeswoman Captain Augustinah Selepe said the group of people who targeted foreign nationals‚ started demonstrating early on Saturday morning.

She said that by the time police responded to the scene‚ two houses had already been burnt down. “Police are keeping a strong presence and are on the ground monitoring the situation‚” she said.

Saturday's violence follows similar protests recently in the southern Johannesburg suburb of Rosettenville.


TMG Digital/Sunday Times http://m.timeslive.co.za/?articleId=2304174

Prophet Sangojimi, one of the few good mind I've ever met. That church is God's sent. They help, clothe, house and feed new immigrants till they get on their feet. While my darling redeem leaves you to rot and ask you to bring your tithe and offering! That church don't deserved to be attacked.

Would I blame Trump? Hell no! These are just policies in safe guarding their beloved country.

Before you crucify me, ask yourself "do we know people coming in and out of our country?"

Even when you fly into this country the immigration officer only stamps your parli and you are off to no where. Not even a CCTV trace.

Now when have killer herdsmen and co.

If I say buharry na mad man e go be like say I dey curse am!

Losing trust in Jose Mourinho already.

sheedy407:
In as much that i appreciate this pictures,i observed somethings.....

1-- It was said that the woman carring oxygen cant see,how come she was on the drivers seat inside the car on the express?
2-- Do we now have camera men standing in traffic taking photos?

I dont want to say this was staged because i just expressed my views on the picture.

Don't be naive... Try using google. List of left- & right-driving countries - World Standards. https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.worldstandards.eu/cars/list-of-left-driving-countries/&ved=0ahUKEwj7v-2JquLQAhXEfRoKHQv4DUgQFggYMAA&usg=AFQjCNEGjZBMFk4OYGttwf5851vlD7_S0g&sig2=uNlkd518bIS4VNrO1wv_1Q

sarrki:



Sis wail how ?

The Senate said he as know plan to end recession


That's their opinion not mine.

I believe strongly he will shock everyone soon

Yes, we are already in big shock. I pray we recover before he shocks us again.