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Expectedly! We are going south. Not South-South ooooo (Niger-Delta). I mean the real south.

chieni:
doesn't he have workers? or is the church now a business venture people inherit

Ask them my sister.

Augusttusrobben:
I will like to advice u on my own. wen I was in secondary school I always take football as my carrier. I travel to three countries to play football. but all this while I met many prophets who told me I was going to be a pastor and that I will start in my country nigeria . after wandering about playing football today I am a Pastor by the grace of God. so I will advice u to follow the advice of ur father and not those worldly people's advice who don't understand spiritual things .

Wow, being a pastor makes everything right!
Jesus' disciples had a mind of their own, He never coerced them.
God created us and also allowed us a mind of our own with our freewill, we chose to worship Him or not.
Please don't bring religion or God into this. I've had my own pound of flesh!
It's those that claims to be more religious that brings more pains into our life.... #truelifeexperience

Let me tell you a story.
Bla bla bla i cut it short.
After i came back from SA at age 33 i went to to our family rented apartment and thought i could recoup, but my control freak sis wouldn't allow me to the extent she tells me when to go to church bla bla bla i cut the story short.
I left the comfort of our 3 bedroom flat cos i never had a moment of peace!
Met someone and i asked if i could stay with him in a tiny face me i face you room.
Finally, i left home, hustle and 3 of us sleeps in a bed.
Now, I've rented a 2 bedroom flat and my bed is bigger than what i and my friends sleeps on.
My friend as also rented a one bedroom well furnished apartments. Bla bla bla cut the story short.
I decided not to live under anyone's glory, not my parents, subbing or friends.
That's my story, that's my decision.
I said if i succeed, fine. And if not, i won't go back home.
And I'm proud of my decisions cos it makes me the man i am now.
At least, if i die, i die like a man and not like a spineless bitch who's under someone's control.
End of story.

There was this girl i met in the bus at berger in the evening. We chatted and exchanged number. I saw her DP on whatsapp and i was like "this is it!"
She came to my house after some few weeks of chatting, and i was like "this is not it".
Totally different person on her whatsapp DP. She has a big tribal mark.
I couldn't go near her and she suspects something happened i just told her my car is giving me stress and she should come and go that i will call her.
Have deleted her number jor!

ibrokola:
Which school bro?

LMLG, ebute-metta

Omo, na our neighbor money we still.... We buy new clothes na after some days dem catch us. I nearly die!

I also remember pry school. Mr Yusuf, with him stupid war against indiscipline uniform. Na under ur feet e go nearly kill you for coming late to school i was in pry 2 then.

GAZZUZZ:
run

Lol... Thank you. It the message was very short but well understood.

Oga sir, what's your take on Kia Sedona 2000 UK right hand with a turbo engine.
I just offloaded my troublesome Chevrolet venture and some asked me to come pick up the Kia.
It's been parked for long, i will need to change the steering wheel to left hand.
Please what are the downside of maintaining this turbo engine?
I will urgently appreciate your input.
God bless

If you didn't watch this cartoon and don't know it's name you are an indomie generation.

124mumsy:
he is one of the best penalti shotter's that the world can rekon with and he has the fastest goal till date in english league

Mark Viduka 11secs and not Yakubu (Mr Miss)

Okay..

Those bastards will never arrest the people who committed the crime, but would be quick to arrest the "situation". Damn government!

Raphtop:
just look at him, I wondered what he has so far achieved to deserve such an award. senator of the year my foot.

Excuse me, was he given senator of the year? Or you're just kidding.

Despite all the provocations, their guns where not removed.
Kudos to the South Africa police, at least this shows they are better trained, unlike our naija police force. They use force for everything, even to kill fowl sef. Yeye pple.
RIP bro

Modern?

We can never use our comparative advantage to our advantage! Shame.

Exactly the issue I'm currently having with my car. Is at mechanic workshop now. Will have to tell the guy to check these things.

Was on my way to church, saw a brother and I picked him up to. I said "happy Independence ", he never replied. Even until we got to church.
May God help us all. #I'm pained

eneubane1:
Nigerian Pepper Soup is a spicy soup made with assorted meat, fish, poultry or bush meat and some hot local spices which gives it a strong and delicious aroma.

Pepper Soup is mostly sold in drinking joints, restaurants and eateries in Nigeria. It is usually named based on the type of meat used in making the soup.

Ingredients
• 500g Assorted Cow Meat (tripe, heart, liver&muscle)...cut into small pieces
• 2 tablespoonful pepper soup spice mix or roasted Calabash Nutmeg a.k.a Ehu /Ehuru/Ariwo after peeling off the roasted skin.
• Habanero/Chilli Pepper (to taste)
• 2 teaspoonful Dry Uziza/basil leaves (optional)
• 1 tablespoonful of ground Crayfish
• 2 Stock cubes/stock powder
• 1 teaspoon thyme (optional)
• 1 medium Onion bulb (chopped)
• Salt - to taste
• Water (as needed)
in the absence of these spices, you can make use of only

Cooking Directions
• First, clean and cook the toughest meat first; which is usually the cow foot and tripe (shaki). Add salt and thyme, pour enough water to cover the meat and leave to cook for 35 minutes on medium heat.

• After 35 minutes, stir and add the cow heart. Cook for 10 minutes and then add the muscle (fuku) and the liver. Stir well and add more water to cover the meat. Add the chopped onions and stock cubes. Cover and cook for 5 minutes.

• Next, add the ground pepper, ground crayfish, uziza/basil leaves, the ground pepper soup spices, mix thoroughly and cook for 5 minutes or until the assorted meat are well cooked.

• You just made a sizzling hot pot of Nigerian pepper soup. Serve hot and enjoy. Pepper Soup can be served alone as a side dish with palm wine or any chilled drink of your choice.

• It can also be eaten as a meal, with Eko (agidi), Agidi jollof, boiled yams, boiled potatoes, boiled white rice and boiled plantains.

Source: http://www.versatileblog.com.ng/2017/09/pepper-soup-nigerian-recipe.html


Tell me what recipe you want to see and I will post it in my next topic.

Doing that right now

royalamour:
Updated softaculous.
Free SSL
Weekly back up
Enough bandwidth
Faster customer care.

That's not even the main problem, main issue is with these demo themes XML uploading fvck boys spoiling business for us.

They call themselves web developers begging for jobs at ridiculous prices.

The other day, I saw a post where one 1diot was begging to do a job for 13-19 K.

How much is the domain and hosting subscription that these demons keep polluting these jobs for us?

How much would you host and design website for me?

slimdamatrix1:
Oh!

Are you certain? Because she kinda looks like a failed IndecentStar, I won't be shocked if she literally did it.

Yeah I'm certain! Though she sings trash, that's the title of her track.

Masturbate is her musical video she's promoting. She didn't literally masturbated on the plane. She was listening to the track while on the plane.... So, she Masturbated!

MediumStout:
The Constitution is clear on who becomes president if the seat is declared vacant. Osinbajo will soon be sworn in as Commander in chief of Armed forces if Buhari cannot continue to lead the country. Let's stop heating up the polity but rather focus on the ravaging mad man called Nnamdi Kanu whose present treasonous actions like his predecessor Ojukwu could trigger a second civil war if not curtailed. Nnamdi Kanu and his myriads of frustrated IPOB youths are constituting nuisances all over the east. The DSS and federal government should take actions before it's too late. Nnamdi Kanu can only be stopped by putting him back in prison. His release reignited the present madness we are witnessing. Nigeria's Unity is not negotiable. No group or entity will be allowed to break or destabilize the unity and diversity of the Nigerian state. Biafra will never become reality. Even ojukwu with his military experience tried and failed. Who the hell is kanu? One Nigeria we shall remain

Lamentations of a very mad man!

Oshodi under bridge and it was late evening! I had to pay the agbero to watch the car overnight. I just didn't stress myself looking for way out. I had to pay.

tahoe:
water polish or kiwi

Lol! How the hell did you know? That's what they use in SA. Ur tyres go just dey shine die.

Lie Mohammed! The mother that gave you this name will not die in her prime! ISE!!!

ZarZar:
Dude, funded whom? Maybe the govt. funded those they funded but the ordinary South African had to fight every single day for survival. Whatever you did won't change that! Besides, many countries were behind us during that time, IN SPIRIT too, but none of them are making this much noise about their effort the way Nigerians do. That is why it cheapens the whole thing. Who lends a hand & then brag about it or expect preferential treatment? You ain't getting none!

I think it's high time you take a chill pill.

My Naija brodas and sistas will work you up and bring the dirty side of you outside.
I'm not in suppose of you or them though, but you've made your point and dis is the time to put down ur pen!

ZarZar:
You're absolutely correct, that's because your mom has the Kimberly hole for a pussy, from her days as a runs girl.

Haibo wena! Lol.... You gat no chill. I'm Naija, but dat guy is damn stupid and wrong. If you had folded your arm he would take u for a ride! Good girl.

My comment! Though it's late but I put it this way.
"Richard! Are you mad? Can't you see my wife is naked before you barge in to our room".

God bears me witness, I will tell my brother the greatest shit he's ever heard in his miserable life, if he ever accuses me of staring at his wife.

Do you guys knows what brotherhood means?
It's means to have lived with someone virtually all through ones life and can predict a bit of what that person is capable of.

Barging in to the room is just an accident and he's apologize already.

So, my dear wife, I won't support my brother neither would I chase him out of the house due to the incidence.
I trust you to live in peace as this is an extended family, it comes with the package. Good morning.