₦airaland Forum

Liposure:
but according to wiki, she's 34

Not really....atleast 38 or 39 presently.....

hstar:
God go do am for am God go do am for you And God go do am for me too
Everyone with his or her own problem
Me I dey fight all dey and night make pover tea Leave me, but God never do am
She, she don pass the level, Na another stage she dey
Who knows urs? Maybe Na career, who knows?
But all I know is as long as we never relent, God go answer us
Donspicey, God will bless you with MANNABBQGRILL and Slawormiir
And lastly God will crown ur effort with righteousness89 and Zzor
Can u please say Amen?

Hmmmmm..... Be like say dat make up part touch u..... U neva talk true sha.......
Anyways Amen for Righteousness.....

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Nawa oooo.....
See baddest combination.....
Wetin we go call dis kind family now?

hstar:
Na wa o
And niniola is thirty what?

Late thirties or in her early 40s.......

Dat lady don old oooo......
Na make up jst dey hide dia real face.....

Nonsense....

How many pple can afford petrol dis days unlike before wen the demand was high??

Would like to visit there one Night......

I hate going to such places by day time......

Aplaudez:
God bless you sister! Please marry on time !

When Niniola never marry??

I dey bone any time i hear dat name...

Happy bday dearie......

MyGeneration:
The motive is for Nigeria to become more greater with territories spanning all d way from north Africa to central Africa to west Africa

Guy u re lost.....

We re talking of restructuring dis country u re busy spewing Gibberish.....

Better go back to school......

MyGeneration:
Aturu biafra why are u insulting me.

I saw ur message in igbo, u told me it's a nice idea that u pray it works, y are y saying something else in english?

Guy better respect ur self......

OfficialApcNig this clown is a Modafucckinng imposter.....

Ah dey watch u.......

MyGeneration:
Nigeria is a great country, infact one if the greatest to have ever come out of Africa despite our minor set backs, for decades and centuries we have had trade relationship with our neighbouring country Niger.

To me the lack of sea port would make Niger not to able to attain it's full potentials.

Despite the sahara desert I see huge potentials in Niger republic, and they are not untilling but effectively.

Niger republic immigrants already make up a huge chunk of Nigerias immigrants, they see Nigeria as a second home as much as we see Niger as a second home.

Why don't we unite into one country.

Did they tell you they want to be called Nigerians

Or is it because Buhari is from Niger?


Or are u looking for a country to add to Northern Nigeria population


Mr Man pls what is the motive behind this

because dem use women straight bone do am....

Hope they have Grenades and Dynamites
Notin pesin no go see for naija sha.......

ESN dey para ooooo

Hope they have Grenades and Dynamites
Notin pesin no go see for naija sha.......

ESN dey para ooooo

k2money:
Sorry I can't give my number out

Lolsss...my digit is on my signature.....

When no be say na stolen or Fake rice oooo......

Why the price no go dey rise everyday........

jst dey kill people and dia biznes anyhow........

Rip to d dead........

DasaintHope:
Story too long I can't type. Let me summarize.
Piracy is nothing like you see in movies. It's less complicated, but more ruthless and bloody. These guys a couple of Ragtag's from Benin Republic to Somalia, even down to equatorial Guinea. They engage in all sorts of illegal vices, oil bunkering, arms smuggling, etc.
Back to the matters we were onboard the Aradu 2 years back, we were not even on any specific Assignment, it was just regular surveillance along the Golf Guinea. This guys over run us, but for God they would have taken Control of the ship. I had limited Men on ground, they was nothing to do except send a distress call, Benin Republic picked up the signal. We do have good relations with Benin bothering water related interests. Man, at some point we were low on Ammo, but this small boys oldest will probably be 23 just they spray as if ...
Man, I no get strength. All in all I thank God for surviving the ordeal. Need I say that was my for rest ordeal with Pirates since I was commissioned in 20sixteen.
Thank God now Sha anything to do with seafaring or Voyage my hands are off.

Lolsss,,,guy man see work dey run......


u don supoose sabi dia way nah......

dem no dey use eyes see uniformed men.....


Dia ammunition na war......

Dey go jst dey spray like say d GNUT na sand.....

Thank God for ur life bro......


Always be on Guard......

Chaiiiiiii.....
This one weak me gan......

Rip Bro.....

Journey well till we meet again....

Inside Life...

lkillbrokehoes:
Must you have to lie? that onion can't be 50 naira

Bought a smaller one today sef #50.....


6 pieces of pepper #50....

5 pieces of tomato #50....

Jst to cook 1pack of hungry man noodles.....

las las everytin lost for pot.....


Naija don cast my broda.....

Juliearth:
I feel your pain bro.

Lolssss dat was far bk 2014....
Anyways tnx for feeling my past pain.......

Special xmas discount fr u......

Juliearth:
I lost a quite lucrative job because they (the panelist) felt I was too qualified for the role. I lost another one as the head chef because the manager felt I was too Ajebo-ish to get my hands dirty. Lost another because I wouldn't play ball. The last one didn't bother me as much as the first two. If one is too qualified for a job, isnt that the more reason to employ the person? The one who said I couldn't get my hands dirty didn't understand how desperate I was for that job at that time. Sad sigh!

Lolsss,,,notin vex me pass wen the Dangote HOD tell me say i no fit do dis kind job....

unto say i fresh ooooo.....

Well composed and talks one one(introvertic nature)...i jst dey talk fr my mind say dis one don craze oooo....

Henryjoyce:
I just included the "glasses" thing for fun. I was just too reserved for her liking.

The Dangote Maintenance HOD look me finish tell me say:My brother dis work is too stressful for ur type.....i dont think you can do it......


I look dis man finish SMH........


I move enter street......

The first CEO i met wan tell me sametin naso i change am for am codely las las i resumed work d next day wit out Result and Application letter.....


Inside Life...


One door close anoda door open.....

k2money:
send me your email address

Watsap tins bro........

Macsjebs:
Na famzing things
Not much of a big deal as such

...My experience in the new redeem parish attended on Sunday was somewhat embarrassing but then I realized to be that 'prince charming' every lady would stylishly draw close to & start a conversation with, you only have to make your presence felt.

Initially, It was as if the many reviews Nairalanders posted on the thread on my signature are overhyped; but my experiences with ladies lately proves our alluring fragrances makes one magnetically attractive & irresistible

Indeed, the potency of our fragrances is out of this world, you could give it a try too

I was outside yesterday frm 6pm till 1am dey wait for pluto and jupiter to jam togeda bt i no see anytin......wetin happen?

shantti:
what was used in making this bone straight that makes it different from other hairs, am curious

Na straight bones from both human and animals......

One of the reasons killings too much dis days....

Orisirisi sometin...

Are u a christian?

They said its a spiritual something nd u re talking of sleeping position..........


Seems like u ve not experienced it deepely before aside during puberty....

Brayss:
ain't on watsap for now look for Kuluso kan,eyo atare kan lopapo kofi sin gbere kan si ori oko

Ok bro...like for hw many days nd is dia any specific tin to avoid during the process

Ihatebuhariwith:
When ever u wanna sleep say these " Manhattan the dream master come n do ur work" then keep saying huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for like 3mins. I promise u will know Wats behind ur dream.. No forget to thank me later. Shalom

Sort of incantation or wat

Nuttella:
He needs to go for deliverance cause his own case is very severe and urgent. Donspicey after praying those prayer points I sent you, go to mfm church closest to you for deliverance, the prayer points I sent you will tell her that you are dont want the marriage again, the mfm deliverance will now break the covenant and detach you from her. Its a succbus that is disturbing you.

Thanks alot i really appreciate.......

By Gods Grace i will overcome.......

Brayss:
can you read yoruba? If yes,send me pm

Yes bro....bt watsap tinz......

Eriokanmi:
Not on sex in the dream. Its a sign of failure or badluck. If you were involved in similar activities during the day, it would never repeat itself in the night, except you're just trying to deceive yourself. If by chance you dreamt of your activities during the day at night, the moment the woman removes her panties, somebody like a close relation or even your mum could be passing by in that dream or one of your siblings trying to sit in the room, thereby prevent you from indulging in the act and you wake up. Only those who are spiritually inclined or prayerful do experience this victory especially when the evil ones have seen some goodies coming his way and they wanted to block it with sex in the dream. Somebody mist stop them from having sex with that evil woman in their dreams

Before reaching orgasm some one older dan me will jst appear and i will wake up....

Thats why i dont cum in my dreams......

Bt i need to put an end to it....