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you post it i guess you answer it

that your flash drive that is inside you trouser no get control, na every system whey him dey enter

was that an experence? why do you put you flash drive inside the girl's computer ?

are those your cars

;Dna waaa ohhh Him be like say na capenter create that guy for that picx

What an experence
your dick no get condom size just try malam there condon

were on earth do you copy that trash from? why dont you paste them in the recycle bin nither to paste it in here?

UNLEASHED:
@Donsponky
Try harder next time dude

i wonder if you can read properly?

why cant you guys appreciate what you see on that on you screen?
i wonder weda na under palm tree them born una

romade:
even tales by moonlit isnt dis boring

One day at my area, some rubbers came to rub in one of the Estate. And at a flat there, there were a set of twins of the ages of 6. One of them was Junior why the other one was Mary. These kids were as stubborn as anything, so as these rubbers bounce into the house they shouted “every body go down” and they went in and drag every member of the family out on the sitting room. As all of them was on the floor crying and begging for help, so Junior stood up and was touching the gun of one of the rubber telling him that;
Junior: brother arm rubber I have this kind of gun.
Rubber: Do you mean it?
Junior: Yes, I even shot one of my friend with it today on his head and he died.
(so Mary also stood up and say
Mary: Uncle arm rubber I have been arrested 58 times for killing and I have killed only 59 of my friends, I ate them together with there bones. They test great and I also ate my primary one teacher when I flogged me at school last three yrs. The must delicious meat I have ever eaten was some rubbers that came to rub my dad and mum. I killed them the next day.
Rubber: Blood of Jesus!!! So na soo you won to kill me abi, waiting I do you? Oya take all the money we don thief, abeg no kill me ohh……. (they ran out and left leaving the whole money there, that was how they got rich over night) praise the lord………

I am laughing my ass off also!!!!

the rabbit represent 9ja

MEN THIS NA TRUE STORY OHHHH, ,me naa heaven i go go ohhhh

One day at my area, a pastor was preaching and was tired of preaching about heaven and the goodies in it. So he decided to preach about hell and its goodness in it. So it goes like this;
Pastor: Praise the lord……. Last night I had a vision about hell and I saw great men in it, and great personalities. People like those girls at your area that don’t respond your call anytime you do call them. I saw those people that sell beer and alcohols. I saw the former present and its follower in it, those money they took they cant spend it on earth so they took it to hell, and I saw them ordering free drink for the masses in there. But in heaven, noting like that in there I only saw Pastor Christ, And some Jehover witness people there preaching from one place to another. So now I will like you to give you live to him and you will enjoy yhe benefit of hell.
IMMEDIATELY ONE MEN ASK THE PASTOR HOW CAN I GO TO HELL SO THAT I MAY ENJOY ALL THIS AND HAVE FREE DRINK AND TOMBOO WITHY GANJA?
Pastor: just do like Osama did and kill your self immediately, you will be there at ones,

is like it happen to you for real

Guy you try no be smal, i wonder who put jboy there

See these picx

now adays madness don dey become traditions, na only big boys dey man now, like dany,and coo ifekobaba i be ur mate??
by the way u don pay ur house rent?? na who be your mate, too?

No be small thingh oh,  This Valentine my
mother sister ask me say waiting i go buy for her, for valentine gift.
MEN I NO NO WHEN I TALK SAY NA CONDOM AN G-STRING.
Men that one naa folk up ohhhh. no be there wey him end oh,
Na so for last sunday i won to pay offering for church i no no say
condom they my pocket. as soon as i dey go pay the stuff
i no no say na the condom wey dey my hand. and for my church nathe prist dey hold
the offering try. men,  na soo i go pay condom for offering that day ohh. i think say na there wey him end, so as the service wont to close the pastor come annoce say "during the offering period some one came with boldness to pay comdon as his title." my heart nearly pull out from the socket,  i just take style go out like say i won go piss, 
NA GOD SAVE ME THAT DAY OHHH, (FOR THIS REASON LET ALL THE NAIRALANDERS HELP ME SHOUT 10 HALELUYAH FOR THIS TESTIMONY)PRAISE THE LORD, 

MINE IS DIFFERENT, I will just sat down at home in the morning watching film.
am waiting for my pastor's, to come,

One day a guy went to the pastor for confession, and this was there discussion:
Pastor: youngman how can i help you.
MAN: Sir i have some confession to make.
PASTOR: What are they?
MAN: Sir, i have comitted alot of sins, and i think that God can not forgive me.
PASTOR: Young man, can you tell me the sins?
MAN: sir, i have slept with some church members.
PASTOR: I will like you too show me the ladies you have slept with, as the offerieng is going on you will sit at the front sit. any lady you know you ahve
slept with you will indicate by making a shoud of gun, with the by the number of times you have slept with her.
MAN: ok
SO ON THAT DAY THE MAN SAT AT THE FRONT SIT, WHN THE OFFERIENG IS GOING ON ANY OF THE LADY THAT PAST THE MAN WILL SHUT 4 TIMES. HE COUNTINUED ABOUT 70% OF THE LADIES IN THE CHURCH. SO WHEN THE PASTOR 6 DAUTHERS WERE COMING THE MAN SHUT 36 BULLETS EACH, ( THE PASTOR WAS PROVOKE). AS THE PASTOR WIFE WAS COMING TOO THE MAN RELAESE MACHINE GUN" GA, GA, GAGAGA, THE PASTOR JUMP UP AND SHUOTED "OBOY TUNDER FIRE, YOUR FATHER YANSH, GOD NO GO FORGIVE ATALL, THE PASTOR STONED THE MAN WITH BIBLE",

any chick wey dey look for kooret guy. see you chance

do you knw?

em chob dead frog before him come out,

saater

him fit naaaa, abii you don forget how you do mama sukura

saater

man dey wear pant?

i no say you self they wear but pampas

saater

how far, you like tha5r dance? hohpe no be the dance wey you and
you wife go dance for church on owner wedding day

gabrywyl
abii naa so your own dey?

gabrywyl
how you take know? abii you too lost your own for 2yrs
or you no even get virginity?

santa don fire down, how him no go gas

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