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kai,

that guy in the front look like one nairalander, guest who

one can spend the whole days reading that

I just saw this picture around the corner and i was thinking, if babes are like this what will you do?

that joke no foolow at atalll

stupid and useless joke

na dere ur own finish naaa

dats 9ce,
but wen will u stop riting about som1 else, do u have a story to tellof ur self??

una don yab d guy sotay him don run comut for ona country

woh

send her to village before then so that i wont spend more money

[size=30pt]happy bye-day ben[/size]

don fascy i still dey find gun i go use shot you

MAY God save us from copy and pasters,

we need to flog you with bamboo stick for your Bleep ups

mykali:
IYa Adua na!

no its IYA ARADURA.

is DELE your dad name?

those picx are nice, i mean very nice

that joke no end well AT ALL

Make i neva talk yet

na so we see am ohh

no wahala bro we dey your corner full time

9jarians notin you go do wey dem go appreciate

One day Jesus and his disciples went to preach but they left peter. Jesus told peter to buy some chickens and fry them. So when peter bought he was frying itd and after frying he said "let me taste this for My lord will not like a bad dish" after tasting he he said let me take another bite after tasting and tasing, he ate 4 chiken laps. When Jesus came back they distrubuted the laps. Jesus now said where is the remaining 4 laps my self and and some diciples have not eaten. peter pronouced "Master when i got to the market i saw chickens withn only one lap. Jesus disagreed and then decided to visit the market. When they got there (in the cold wether) they saw chickens with standing on one leg Jesus now said "My Father never created chickens with one leg" he decided to chase them ( to check for the legs) when he chased them peter pronounced Master Master Master you have made chikens with one leg have two legs glory be to God. And he got away with it

[size=15pt]Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a single bed.

In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys, I only dream't I was skiing" [/size]

it very long but you need to read it

[size=14pt]'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat

The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook

It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the unclothed. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa silly, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied its bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a LovePeddler.

That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false mammillas, The next was a handgun with a manliness that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without mammila, a manliness extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A Love Machine so long, it lay in a coil.

This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will excreta, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split.

He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about intimacy is that it never wears out! [/size]

thats a nice old skol pic there

that forking joke is fucking good, and the poster is a mother fucker

;Dwhy i no go laff, abii them dey buy buy recharge card for laff

tyt one there

tani ye