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What a news!

Poo

-Amaka ran away from her home without her people's consent to stay with you for a month when she isn't your wife.

-Your new "Old friend" slept with you a night after her late mum's burial.

-And you couldn't correct and direct them on how things should be done, you allowed them misbehaved because of stupid love simply because your d*ck were thinking for you.


3 of you are simply MAD
C'mon will you get out of here

We will not help you.

The boil should remain there so that you won't rent your husband's property(pussy) to another man to enjoy.

Your husband is indeed a lucky man, he's serving a living God!

A very living God!

Kolababe:
Recall, Maryam was one of the vocal celebrities who condemned Nigerian men celebrating the newly launched female sex doll and advised them to be responsible and take good care of their girlfriends (wives) instead of jubilating over a doll.

She wrote S on her finger without knowing that the S her boyfriend know stands for Sex doll

S - Sex doll

It's better than cheating!

3Ebisco:
I sincerely hope Daddy Freeze will not hang himself if he hears of this miraclous work..lol

Miraculous work indeed!

Then, when members celebrate their birthday, they will get prayers and stickers for protection

Twoclans:
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My heart is broken.

Epl is bae, swiry

Twoclans:
Yes people still do, Nigeria has made it to the semi finals,they will be playing today by 8.30pm

Please watch the match and support Nigeria.

Lol, 8:30pm?

When we'v got Epl super fixtures today

Mk Naija park one side jare!

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Iphone5:
Fingers are crossed
BTW Bro, why you dey stammer now

Lol, Network error brO!
Sh*t happens, just like Arsenal lost last night

Iphone5:
Yeah, Impossible is nothing in the world of Transfers

Ah de tell u!
Well, lets just wait and see how today's transfer will end.

Iphone5:
Yeah, Impossible is nothing in the world of Transfers

Ah de tell u!
Well, lets just wait and see how today's transfer will end.

Twoclans:
I pray Nigeria wins the CHAN semi finals today

Do people still watch Nigerian games?

U d try ooo

Iphone5:
Then they can retain the champions League for the 3rd time in a row


After all PSG with all their wealth just brought in Lassana Diarra

It's no biggy, what of Chelsea that talked of Peter crouch and Carrol

Clubs amazes me sometimes.

Blackhawk01:
And Arsenal lost again last night as usual...

What were you expecting, when they sold their savior "Sanchez" to man u.

Gossiplover:
I can't wait for Tottenham V Manchester United match today.

Sanchez will be on point

I can't pray to see Man u loose

Iphone5:
I don't think Chelsea can afford Suarez neither will Barca be willing to sell

Chelsea will be willing to pay, it's just that Barca won't sell.

What if Madrid sign Mikel today?

Iphone5:
Abeg Has Chelsea finally signed Oliver Giroud?

I doubt brO!

I just pray it doesn't work out.

Suarez will be better

tayooluwole:
Sometimes ago, I received the most brutal disgrace of my life. I have this neighbor that has two daughters. The eldest is 15 years old while the other one is just 12 years old. So there was a day I was teaching them about the danger of having sex at all and of course at such tender age. In the course of our conversation, their mother walked bye and she started yelling at me and raining all sort of insults on me. She was like, what sort of nonsense am I teaching her children, what kind of rubbish is that, my children are young and yet you are teaching them rubbish, for your info my children are young and they don't know anything about all the rubbish you have been saying, never and never in your life talked to my daughters in your life. I was disgraced but was later rescued by my brother who instructed me to apologise to the woman.

Why not tell us the gender of the children you were teaching.

Because from teaching, you might want to show them some praticals for them to understand well.

cruzita:
Even life contract ,i never buy am that amount.attention seeker

I understand your pain, dear....Just take heart.

It's just that not all ladies will want to loose their virginity to roadside mechanics because of cabin biscuit and pepsi.

"Virginity" is overrated

What kind of confusing story is this?

DrinkLimca:
Some musicians are into music just for the fame and not for money...

700 thousand naira is chicken chenge to some people in Nigeria, by the way, when GOD blesses you, 700 k is like money for toilet roll...

when my container arrives, 700 thousand will be too small for my future girlfriend to spend on pants..

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chopbanana:
Wow! Lovely

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I blame bareness!

Venica:
good to hear

Alright, stay cool.

Lest I forgot, are you igbo?

wildkat:
You expect me to exchange words with an he-diot like you? No I'll pass. Enjoy the rest of your miserable day.

I expected nothing less from an embodiment of twisted confusion as your very self

Mr pussy protein

Venica:
yes I have learnt my lesson. my day was less busy but eventful. hope you had a great day too

Wow, eventful? you really had a nice day
Yea, my day was lit, thou stressful.

wildkat:
[s] According to your signature you say sometimes you feel like being intellectual. It's good you FEEL LIKE BEING cos you're not. [/s]

Coming from an intelligent man who eats pussy as protein.

You are doomed brO!

wildkat:
By the way no lady would want you to eat her pussey with your syphillis infested mouth.

Lol, are you pained?
Why are you this cursed and utterly useless?
Are you the only unfortunate bastard in your family?

What do you see in being extraordinarily stupid?

Mr Protein!