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Eat that Ego and show some respect!

Tell her to smile always...

Did i just read 'She realised before I did: she’d just come onto her period. It was over my hands, my face, my teeth, the sheets'





I doubt if that guy will ever make it in life again!

Maybe getting men to put on
a tag of "i'm engaged" just like
the beggers do is gonna help.



Iranuu!
As if getting engaged guarantees
the wedding!

NarnieSnyper:
Guy, the best thing to do is start hitting on her close friend or sister and see what her reaction will be like.

Next one that tries to friendzone me will regret for sure

Egbon! guys can be cruel sha...



I think about that most times.
Especially d girl that refused to
date me in my church........


Now am going for her more beautiful friend!

Eminentsaint:
You're comedian material

Am flattered bro!
YAW never sabi my talent sef...




In between: thanks!

eroticecstasy:
bros, you wan kill her?

No oooo.
Just trying to help a needy sister...



No be she wan send person go COMA?

i call it wisely stupid... if he wont ask in a dangerous situation!

dani3:
Make i pack well.

Park well... seat dey wait you

wwhitewitch:
IT seems ure a lesbian

Lesbians wount give a thankyou for this...


She is only appreciating what she likes

OnankpaBa:
you already know nah....just for Bible study.

Jeeesus..





Bible study... inside Landlord bedroom.

God is watching you on 6D with woofer... dey hear
the underground sound!

DONSMITH123:
my guy...dasuki money dey purge o....the way its going, if you are part of Dasuki's family, your account must never go above million

Even if we be family... patapata mah change surname,
WIth that people no go dey ask questions

OnankpaBa:
if FG legalise gun...my landlord don enter one chance. he will never stop me from visiting his daughter again.

Wetin be the motive for the visit?
You be tutor?

DONSMITH123:
am begining to have soft mind for Dasuki...but all the same..no peace for the wicked.

He is your daddy abi u took part in the scandal?

OnankpaBa:
y me? Olamide and Don Jazzy should have a test first

Badt guy.... those ones don get... just dey wait for
FG announcement ni




FTC 2ce on a thread... E no easy ehh! #singing

OnankpaBa:
I support you 100%. We really need to have gun.

If i get my gun.. promise to use it on you first.


As test ni oooooo!

Estharfabian:
Thankyou for this!!



even with these, They still need Professional help!

If only you will quote those you think need it most.
And help promote moi thread...

DONSMITH123:
As for the bill of One gun Per citizen, i dont think its wise in nigeria.

A nigeria of my father land where black man wearing a black uniform, under a hot weather shoot indiscriminately and claimed to be accidental discharge? or a nigeria where if Gun is legalised, robbers will use the opportunity to rob in broad day light.




As for the corrupt politicians, i believe we are almost getting it right only...i repeat...only if we give the government our support.

OK... Let us have our guns, pistols, barrels and see if they will keep making the mistake.



As per support... the police asked for it, we gave it to them, the politicians asked, we havent stopped giving.
Now we really running outta support for em all

SUPERPACK:
why nt start with "babe can i put my beef into your tacko"

Meaning of the bolded please!

Vanquay:

Wetin do ya face!

DONSMITH123:
Dasuki is still in custody but am afraid legal battle might surface due to long detention.

Yes! the point am trying to make. Why the incessant detention?
To investigate? (only excuse they give)



Am not in a hurry to judge but i bet, there is 75% probability
of been freed or granted bail which makes me sad!



The last guy that stole 15k was shot dead...time to start shooting
the political money laudrers too




Guess thats why they wont pass the bill of "one gun per citizen in Nigeria".

42% of online female daters have been contacted by someone in a way that made them feel uncomfortable, and if you ask us, that’s one too many.
If you want to avoid being Creepy, here are 11 good ways (tested by science!) to start a conversation with a girl online.

7. Keep Your Subject Line and Message Short:
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A study by Sidekick says the perfect subject line is unique to the recipient and has 30 characters or less, just to name a few suggestions.
Same goes for the entire message in general — keep it short!

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If you want to be the most boring, unoriginal person who has ever reached out to this woman, then simply say “Hi, how are you?” While it may seem like a polite thing to ask, she isn’t the pizza delivery guy — she’s someone you have romantic feelings for.
''Whats up?'' can be a better option.


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We’re all busy people with busy schedules, which means phone calls are almost becoming obsolete and we use fewer and fewer words to get our point across.
However, that doesn’t mean what works for colleagues or siblings is what works in dating.
Listen — the way you text a friend should not be the way you text or message a woman you’re interested in.
“Ur realy hot. R U free Fri?” won’t work! The only exceptions to this rule are “haha” and “lol”.
And remember, proper punctuation is sexy and shows her that you’re at least somewhat literate.

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continue: http://datingyouths..com.ng/2016/01/tips-7-ways-of-starting-conversation.html

authority2006:
Run him down mentality.

How?

Since the beginning of time, they have never pleaded guilty.
All is non guilty, postpone judgment then...... PHEWWWWWW
We hear nothing again.



In a country of less than 200M citizens, if the #300M is collected,
its enough to sustain HALF of the population richly in a year.


In between: what has become of dasuki gate now?

He is alive...

The guy is GAY... no doubt.





In between...do pple work out on butts?

Redoil:
only satan listen to the prayer of thieves looters and liers who bouhgt private properties and helicopter with workers salary

Haba bros.. Easy now!


Our GOD is merciful, remember!

Kikikikikikikikikiki... wetin politicians no go do.



Good that the fasting was suggested, but will they all observe it?
After the much owed salary, unpaid govt and private workers...ontop
of it fast on empty stomach.

Prayer with no WORK, the bible says is dead!
FAst and pray till tomorrow, if the pple and govt especially wont
have the interest of the needy in mind, all will amount to nothing!


In between..may the Lord answer your prayers.
#GodBlessNigeria

NarnieSnyper:
Guy, i tire oo. Just like a friend of mine that the girl told him to his face ''i don't see us as being more than friends''. My guy dey talk sey d babe dey form hard-to-get. He said he wnt stop until d girl fall inlove with him. Na so i just scan d environment dey find Gulder bottle to wipe d guy for head because the kain vex wey ho' me that day sha.

I told d guy to go for her close friend then, d dolt just dey there dey jonze.

Av been in his shoes once too...
The guy faith strong ni biko!




Just like a friend told me a guy chased
one sister she knew for 3 years and they
got married.

For where... i dont that much time to waste mehn!



Even my grandpa know say...after NO, na to move on!

flokii:
QED..

on to d next available one... #leavetrashforlawma

serzly dunno why guys create unnecessary fuss over d friendzone thing.. it's pointless

SUmmary of any guy that FUSS cos of friendzoning is Lack of confidence and high self esteem

flokii:
yeah... usually at their own peril..

they dnt have forever like we guys when it comes to childbirth

go to prayer centres, dem full dere... 35+ still searching after friendzoning so many good guys, all in a bid to score cheap points


na those stories wey deir boo they beat them to pulp dey sweet me pass... like 'do I give a fvck'

God bless you sir...

Na my mindset be that o...

I ask you out, you form... i move on.

#shikena

lordprosh:
LoL

Can u read ppls mind??

At times... yes i can.

Mind you, action they say...speak louder than voice!