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Jokes EtcRe: Questions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(op): 11:29am On Aug 31, 2009
Ben20001:
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made vegetables. What is baby oil made from? From you cool

keep 'em coming
From me? huh :-o LOL! grin No, please! am not a baby-oil manufacturer(mean not from my body!) grin
Jokes EtcQuestions That Confuse Mankind! by Donvilo(op): 10:56am On Aug 31, 2009
a) Who was the 1st person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes outta it!
b) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
c) Who was the 1st person to say,"See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt!"
d) Can blind peeps see their dreams? Do they dream?
e) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
f) If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil made vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
g) Isn't disney world just a people-trap operated by a mouse?
h) Why do peeps point to their wrists when asking for the time but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? i) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
j) Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but, when you take him out on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out of the window into the wind?! ;\ It kinda bites me. ;\
TV/MoviesRe: Who Have Watched Legend Of The Seeker by Donvilo(m): 8:30am On Aug 31, 2009
Well, I kinda find the movie interesting sha. I just recently found out that the second Season is gonna start on November 9, 2009. Why don't u check this site out for more info. http://www.legendoftheseeker-plus.com :-)
RomanceRe: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by Donvilo(m): 6:06pm On Aug 30, 2009
Of course not. I'm just saying that u should let ur conscience judge u so that u wouldn't make a mistake that will end u up, regretting.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by Donvilo(m): 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2009
Alright then. I just hope that tithe knows what he is doing.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by Donvilo(m): 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2009
So tithe u haven't made up ur how u're going to relate ur self with the girl u're talking about? undecided
RomanceRe: My Husband Sent A "can We Be Friends" Text To A Lady by Donvilo(m): 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2009
posakosa:
ok, what if she said, lets phuck and he said No, but: can we be friends ?

and ?
and she will have to comply to his terms or else she will hav no other choice than to back off. grin
CultureRe: The Population Of Males Exceeds Females by Donvilo(m): 4:30pm On Aug 30, 2009
UNTRUE!!! shocked I honestly don't believe this! huhangry
EducationRe: UNILAG: ASUU And NASU Went On Rampage Over Resumption by Donvilo(m): 3:53pm On Aug 30, 2009
Both of them are to be blamed especially the govt who have failed their own people. Even ASUU themselves have disappointed our students and nigerians as a whole by this kind of useless act they have commited. Instead of them to settle down and plan how they are going to move things forward, they are here wasting their precious time, chasing the students and the VC himself. It's now left for the students and the nigerian citizens to stand up and fight for their own right in this country.
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday Michael Jackson! by Donvilo(m): 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY! We miss u so moonwalking style so much. We will continue to remember ur legacy! Send my regards to other legends!^'"+*%~
BusinessRe: Please Everyone: Help! N174,800 Was Withdrawn From My UBA Account by Donvilo(m): 6:02pm On Aug 29, 2009
Na only baba God knows wetin happen for dat money. shocked
RomanceRe: Face Book Wahala by Donvilo(m): 5:56pm On Aug 29, 2009
My friend, u better go and fix ur relationship. There's no way ur girl will be angry whereas something is wrong so be honest with urself. And please for ur information, NAIRALAND isn't FACEBOOK!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Celine Dion Is Pregnant by Donvilo(op): 1:59pm On Aug 29, 2009
A New day has come! smiley
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Feeds Daniel In A ''Ritualistic'' Manner by Donvilo(m): 1:30pm On Aug 29, 2009
I can't believe what I am seeing, huh
FoodRe: Five Die, 20 Unconscious After Eating Amala by Donvilo(m): 1:24pm On Aug 29, 2009
Such a mystery. cry
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua's Wife Turai Is Fighting For A Second Term by Donvilo(m): 12:10pm On Aug 29, 2009
And why would she do that? undecided huh
RomanceRe: Does Nemesis Really Work? by Donvilo(m): 5:44am On Aug 29, 2009
Yeah right. Esp. with the one who did what deserves the action.
PoliticsRe: Incredible! Students Buy 6 Luxury Cars For Faculty Heads by Donvilo(m): 5:00am On Aug 29, 2009
Gosh! That's a lot of money! shocked
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by Donvilo(m): 4:41am On Aug 29, 2009
Gabry:
I shouldnt have stopped p-laying the Cello for 2 weeks. See now what has happen. . . I lost touch and also my arms are aching and my back is aching soooo badly. . . sad cry cry cry cry
Eeeiyaah! Next time, u take time ok? grin
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by Donvilo(m): 4:22am On Aug 29, 2009
Ndewo nu ooo! smiley
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by Donvilo(m): 1:37pm On Aug 27, 2009
Mezuonu ihe unu jiri puta eba. Anam eche, grin
FoodRe: Pepsi Or Coca Cola? by Donvilo(m): 1:23pm On Aug 27, 2009
The Coke side of life. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does This Guy Look Ghanian? by Donvilo(m): 11:10am On Aug 27, 2009
, undecided huh
PoliticsRe: EFCC Acting On Debtors: What About Wonder Bank Victims? by Donvilo(m): 10:45am On Aug 27, 2009
This could be some sort of diversion the FG placed on nigerians to make people unaware of what they are actually after. sad
RomanceRe: Why Are Women With Kids Frowned Upon! by Donvilo(m): 2:11am On Aug 27, 2009
@Poster. That's not true. It's just that here in africa, some men tend to go for ladies who hasn't been 'touched' yet rather than their opposite counterparts. But a man who really loves and cares for a woman won't really mind if she is a second-hand or not. Cos' he knows what he wants.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by Donvilo(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2009
Hello chiogo, it's nice meeting u again. smiley
RomanceRe: Heartbroken But: by Donvilo(m): 7:25pm On Aug 26, 2009
@lacidrupie.Don't worry, ok? everything thing's gonna be fine with u. I know how hard it will be for u to go thru this but take heart. Just take care of urself, u're welcome to NL. Nice to meet u. Even self, u already got friends here. (smiling.)
RomanceRe: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by Donvilo(m): 7:00pm On Aug 26, 2009
@tithe. I guess u remember what I do u earlier 'bout ur post. Give her time bro but continue to take care of her. She needs time. smiley

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