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SportsRe: Eden Hazard Named Belgium 2018 Sportsman Of The Year! by dopeJemi: 4:17pm On Dec 23, 2018
highcollide:
Roberto firmino 11 champions league goals in the 2017/18 season.

Sadio mane 10 champions league goals in the 2017/18 season.

Mohammed salah 11 champions league goals in the 2017/18 season.


Eden hazard 10 champions league goals in HIS FULL CHELSEA CAREER. But he's the best because he dribbles with his bumbum. grin
I pray oh, he has just 8 in his entire Chelsea career, and 4 of those 8 are penalties
CelebritiesRe: Singer Teni Celebrates 26th Birthday With Throwback Photo by dopeJemi: 12:15pm On Dec 23, 2018
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:45pm On Dec 22, 2018
postdigger:
Jemi my niggaaa flex on nothing do u grin
My guy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:17pm On Dec 22, 2018
adebayo201:
I'm enjoying the way the attackers are changing positions.

Our defenders still need to develop some sense.
We will definitely get a defender in January
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:15pm On Dec 22, 2018
odizeey:
;Dpostdigger dey observe too
Na why I humble na grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:11pm On Dec 22, 2018
Fnck you Mourinho, fnck you . See football na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:07pm On Dec 22, 2018
pharod:
You took the words right out of my mouth. Let's wait and see if they will disappear in the second half.
eph12:
Aswear. Still observing sha.
GloryIsaac:
It's crazy though, like watching a different team. Guess it's because OGS lays emphasis on team play.
Make we still dey observe sha, Make I never dey too excited
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 6:52pm On Dec 22, 2018
See the way the players are making themselves available for the ball and playing with some confidence. Mourinho, make I no talk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 6:02pm On Dec 22, 2018
JayKayMaybachz:
Dah wan straight draw angry
Happy birthday G, wish you heaven's best
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 6:01pm On Dec 22, 2018
Am I the only one that wants to see new faces in our line up, we need a total revamp, I don tire to dey see some kind faces for our line up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:25am On Dec 21, 2018
Afolabi6046:
I think thorvick or something is still searching for it cheesy
He go old
SportsRe: Who Should Replace Mourinho As Man.utd Coach? by dopeJemi: 9:23am On Dec 21, 2018
xtervaganza:
1st you said their usual position is 7th and 8th. Then when it was proven to be false you asked how many times.




Well Harry Redknapp gave them top 4 twice




Pochetinno led them to top four 3 times


Stop shifting goalpost to suit your scattergun arguements
Unless you didn't get my point, let me make it clearer, was 4th position their usual position under Harry?

If I take last in school 5 or 6 times, and I take 1st just once or twice, what is my usual position in school? Or rather should I say, what is my consistent position?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 12:26am On Dec 21, 2018
raumdeuter:
The same Jemi7 is now hounding Mourinho that has nothing to prove
Same way you told us to leave winning local cups like the Epl for people like Conte and Ranieri but you are quick to point to Man City's Epl trophy when we talk about Pep

If we should leave local cups for conte and the rest, where is Pep's international cup?
SportsRe: Who Should Replace Mourinho As Man.utd Coach? by dopeJemi: 12:14am On Dec 21, 2018
xtervaganza:
twice mate. Twice
Can you count how many times Tottenham has made top 4 pochettino arrived?
SportsRe: Who Should Replace Mourinho As Man.utd Coach? by dopeJemi: 2:57pm On Dec 20, 2018
xtervaganza:
lol even Harry Redknapp took them to 4th and champions League quarter final
How many times did Harry make Top 4 with Tottenham? Tottenham are having their best run of league finishes in their entire history
SportsRe: Who Should Replace Mourinho As Man.utd Coach? by dopeJemi: 10:25am On Dec 20, 2018
KingLennon:
I love Poch so much but don't u think his lack of trophies will count against him?
No it won't, Tottenham doesn't have the resources like Man Utd to compete on all four fronts. At United he will be backed by the board to get the players he wants plus his style of play is pure attacking football. Tottenham Didn't buy a single player in the summer and see how they are competing for the title. He took a Tottenham team that their highest league position was usually 7th or 8th at best to a top 4 team and title contenders, Man Utd is bigger and with the resources we have, Pochettino will thrive

On the plus side, he can bring Harry Kane with him
RomanceRe: Man Grabs His Fiancée's Backside In Pre-Wedding Pictures by dopeJemi: 10:17am On Dec 20, 2018
One more "man grabs the ass of his fiancee in lovely pre wedding shoot" and I am going to explode, it is becoming rampant here on nairaland, both the caption and the act itself, it is straight up annoying AF
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah Celebrates His 48th Birthday Today by dopeJemi: 9:52am On Dec 19, 2018
JasonScoolari:
Thanks for the correction bro.
You welcome sir
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah Celebrates His 48th Birthday Today by dopeJemi: 9:48am On Dec 19, 2018
JasonScoolari:
To think that this handsome man is older than Chinedu Ikedieze with 4yrs baffles me.

As you celebrate, may your money be tall like you and not short like Chinedu Ikedieze.

But please, kindly remove that mustache, it makes you look like a potential India rapist.
Chinedu is 41 years old sir
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 12:20am On Dec 19, 2018
yemi15:
At least I will back him till I am justified in sacking him. More so, when that employee is asking for one last purchase to improve his performances. My 2 cents.
So seriously believe that getting a defender would have improved the team's performance? Getting a defender would have helped us score more goals, play beautiful attacking football? Please how will getting more defenders improve the quality of our football? You think getting a defender for Jose was the board's problem? Nah, that's where you missed it, The problem was Jose's style of play, the worst ever, this was every fan's problem, How would getting a new defender have solved this problem? Is it the defender that will help our attackers score? Or attack? Or create chances? Will getting one defender change the mentality of the whole team or stop Jose from playing his defensive boring football, Our problem starts from the front before it gets to the back, because if your attackers are not pressing for the ball, that is when your opponent reaches your defenders, attack is the first line of defense my guy, that is why when the whistle is blown, the attackers are the ones who stand in the front chasing the ball not the defenders, it is only when the attackers fail to close down, the opponent gets to the defenders and then the goal keeper, So getting more defenders would be just like adding more Michelin tyres to the back of your truck when you have a flat tyre at the front, it won't be balanced, Mourinho sets up his team to have 9 players behind the ball but yet he wants more defenders, He should have asked for Voltron and the avengers
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 12:10am On Dec 19, 2018
yemi15:
If the style of play was that bad at the beginning, why was he hired? I did not see the board or you complaining when he won the league cup and Europa cup. Now he is not winning, the style of play is now important SMH. If a manager you hired says he needs a defender and not asking for much else, you back him as the person himself knows he is running out of excuses. In that case, you are now justified in sacking that person. If you are not ready to back who you hired, why hire him in the first place?
Wait, let me get this straight.. .are you saying Jose doesn't deserve to be sacked?
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 10:19pm On Dec 18, 2018
Shookonekilla:
[s][/s]

I can see your special.needs tutor is assisting you in grammar construction?

You are just a donkey. You are a typical loud mouth talkative who has orgasms at the sound of his own stupid voice

You define the term mentally challenged
Telling you that the word is Lout and not Tout is not a grammar construction you bumbling idiot, Jeez! You are more ignorant than I first imagined and every minute I spend exchanging words with you reduces my Intelligence quotient, but it is a risk I am willing to take to beat some sense into you and also impact knowledge into you because you are clearly a gigantic oaf and a conglomerate of stupidity and everything foolish

Keep it coming, I will have your soul for dinner tonight and feast on your body when I become hungry
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 10:06pm On Dec 18, 2018
yemi15:
When you hire a manager, you back him in the transfer market. He did not ask for another striker, he asked for a defender. Why not give him that so he can run out of excuses and can justifiably be sacked. I guess if Klopp or Sarri were the managers, the board will not be spending 70 million+ pounds on a keeper or defender. The board is stingy IMO and do not get my support any time soon until they stop. We are not the only club spending money on players and they become flops, see Chelsea with Morata, they still went back to pay 70 million+ pounds for an unknown keeper in Arrizabalaga. Liverpool spent 70 million+ pounds on Allisson and Van Dijk relative unknowns.When will your stingy board spend such kind of money on top class players? Where are Liverpool and Chelsea on the table? Your guess is as good as mine. My 2 cents.
Let me remind you that last season, we conceded the least number of goals in the league? What changed? Watching us play, what would you say our major problem is? The team is not attacking, the team is not scoring, the team is playing drab football, The team is not creating chances, our attackers and midfielders are lazy, we play defensive football and you as a coach still wants more defenders, is it until we turn to wall of china before he becomes satisfied? will getting more defenders solve all these? You think we need more defenders because Mourinho's tactics has always been to absorb pressure from opponents there by leaving our defenders exposed, we don't press for the ball, we sit back and wait for the opponent to come at us, tell me why we won't concede goals left right and centre.

Look at Man City, The same otamendi and stones that people were mocking three season ago led Man City's defense to a title, what changed? The tactics bro, Man City Don't allow their opponents to relax on the ball, they press from the front which forces their opponents to make mistakes, they don't rest and this frees up their defenders and they have less defensive duties to do, look at Barca for example under pep, Pep didn't have the best defenders at Barca but you see them winning trophies upon trophies, why? The tactics, He sets his team to play in a way that the defenders are not troubled much by their opponents, they start the defending from the front, that is why his defenders always hold a high line.


Mourinho clearly had no vision and an outdated tactics, there were no signs of improvement, our style of play deteriorated every match day and getting more defenders was not the answer, getting more defenders would only make us defend more when we should be focused on outscoring our opponents
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 9:01pm On Dec 18, 2018
yemi15:
Tottenham did not spend anything and have they won trophies? Wonder why a Man U fan will continue to back this stingy board. The day Man U spends 75 million pounds on a defender (the going rate for a top class one) like Liverpool did for Van Dijk (who played for a small team and had no big team experience whatsoever) and they are reaping the benefits is the day I start taking Man U serious as a Man Utd fan. SAF was a unicorn, the board should get their heads out their assess and spend money on quality players and if it does not work, they are then justified in sacking the manager unlike now. Give the manager the tools to succeed so he has no excuses. My 2 cents.
We have the most expensive striker in the League, we have the most expensive midfielder in the league, we have the highest paid player in the league in Sanchez who was bought for Mourinho when he asked, We have 50m pounds midfielder on the bench

So the board should continue wasting money because they are rich? How many of Mourinho's signings have turned out to become beasts in the league? Except Zlatan who was gotten for free? All Mourinho signings have flopped, the board still have you money to spend, you bought another midfielder for 50m and you never use him, he is always on the bench, you bought two defenders, they are always on the bench, You haven't made good use of the money you were given the first and second time, all what you spent the money on have become flops and unused, if you were the board, will you want to waste another huge some on the manager for him to get players? Go and look at the players Mourinho said he wanted and tell me if you would give him any money if you were part of the board, What exactly was he trying to build in Manchester? Mourinho was busy identifying old players and you expect the board to fork out another huge sum of money? Imagine chasing a 28 year koulibaly for more than 90m pounds when you have two defenders tha you bought and don't use, He wanted an ageing Boeteng , he bought an ageing Sanchez, an ageing Matic, so what future plans do you have for the club? And you expect the board to keep dropping money like that because they are stupid? Think again bro
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 6:33pm On Dec 18, 2018
Shookonekilla:
[s][/s]

I don't converse with touts

Stop quoting me , I have no interest in engaging a tout in any conversation
I wasn't wrong to call you a cretin, I was only wrong not to add "idiot" to it because you are straight up idiotic and also a dyslexic dingbat.

For the record, the word is Lout not Tout, this is free education none of your teachers down to your family members gave you, Come at me when you know the true meaning of the words you use you ignorant piece of shi.t and not come here looking completely stupid saying things you have no idea what they mean
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 6:29pm On Dec 18, 2018
Wize1:
No they didn't back him after spending 300M+. He asked for a midfielder they have him Pogba, Sanchez was the most sought after attacker in Jan, they bought him Sanchez. Lukaku 80+M, Eric, Lindelof, etc. The Fred he bought, he is not playing him anymore. He was demanding for exchanging a club's future youngster for 29 year old Willian if not for the clubs intervention. He has fought with almost the entire team plus his shit parking the bus tactics after spending tonnes of money. His utd team has the poorest goalscoring form of the top 6 team yet he has Martial, Rashford, Sanchez, Lukaku but no complain about the defender they didn't buy him. Tottenham didn't sign one single player in the summer yet are playing far better football than any of Mou's last two teams and have made top 4 consistently. Mourinho needs to take a break and refresh his tactic. Utd on the other hand needs to find a good coach like Pochetino or Zidane who can get the best our of this team.
Bro please don't waste your time on that Demented Jose asslicker, he is not a Man Utd fan, he is Jose ass fan and I'm pretty sure he started watching football two years ago
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 6:27pm On Dec 18, 2018
Shookonekilla:
[s][/s]

Arm chair fan

Shut up
You are just a child, An adult who still believes in Mourinho is like a child who believes Santa Claus exists, that's how bereft of common sense you are, Now gtfomf you unscrupulous cretin
SportsRe: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by dopeJemi: 6:20pm On Dec 18, 2018
Shookonekilla:
Ed Woodward should have been sacked instead. The board never backed Mourinho.

He said it end of the season that he needed two center backs but Woodward stood against him.

Whenever the board of a football club don't support the manager's transfer targets that manager is doomed

Manchester United are going to be relegated

So sad Indeed >:
We made the worst mistake ever by sacking Mourinho
How can you side with Pogba over the special one? Because of Instagram followers?

GGMU
Who bought Dalot? Lindelof? Baily? Lukaku? Fred? Pogba? Zlatan? Sanchez? Matic? We have the two most expensive players in the league but yet the board didn't back him. Man Utd are second highest spenders in the league behind Man City but the board didn't back him, he asked for two defenders, how often does he use the ones he bought? You think We are a charity organization meant for throwing money around because we are Manchester United, Your special one is a bloody scam, He had problems with Shaw, Martial, Pogba, Baily, Valencia and the bastard was ready to sell a talented player like Martial for cheap and brought in an ageing Sanchez, Need I remind you the number of players he had issues with at Madrid and Chelsea as well?

So we need two defenders to beat the wolves, Valencia, Sevilla, Brighton, Southampton, west hams of this world? How much did Tottenham spend this summer? Where are they on the log? But Your MCM needs 1B worth of players to beat the likes of Brighton and Co, Under Mourinho, Man Utd playerd the worst football the league has seen in years but Pogba is your problem, is it not the same Pogba that won the world cup with France?

Your special one is nothing but a fraud, Fact.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 11:03am On Dec 18, 2018
Thank you Jesus, Thank you my Lord, a breath of fresh air
CelebritiesRe: Davido Angry, Left As His Performance Was Disrupted By Touts In Port Harcourt by dopeJemi: 9:53am On Dec 18, 2018
Skengman:
Port Harcourt gradually descending to Warri where no businesses want to go to bcs of the volatility of the area. And the youths don’t understand that this has a ripple effect.
Men are even becoming wiser now in warri, Wetin warri Don do pass na PH wan dey carry for head for this age and time. It's just sad and pathetic, I have never seen anyone that has benefited from being a cultist, it is just plain stupid, when you should be thinking of how to better your life and that of the people around you, them say na Gun, axe and knife dem wan dey carry up and down dey feel fly, they are nothing but cowards that's why they roll in groups. Very pathetic
CelebritiesRe: Davido Angry, Left As His Performance Was Disrupted By Touts In Port Harcourt by dopeJemi: 9:50am On Dec 18, 2018
SOFTDRINK:
Aboby, I'm not a keyboard warrior.

No be to dey online to cap careless, If your weight reach, lap Ptown make I show you small darkness.
Honestly, you no dey shame? At your age? For this present age and time? You dey brag about nonsense? I no understand at all, Dem dey blend una sense join when dem dey bam una? How cultism Don help your life, tell me? If you fit give me just 3 benefits of cultism I go wire you 20k now now. So you go marry born pikin, na wetin you go advice your pikin make he do when he don grow? I don dey the streets of warri long enough to know say cultism no dey pay at all, na complete foolishness
CelebritiesRe: Davido Angry, Left As His Performance Was Disrupted By Touts In Port Harcourt by dopeJemi: 10:37pm On Dec 17, 2018
At this age and time, People still don't know the word is actually Louts and not Touts, and they employ these ones as Mods

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