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elampiro:
You talk like a novice. You know how good Rojo has been and he is left footed. The fact that Jones benched him against Liverpool tells you how much confidence Gaal has with Jones.

If SAF were here, he would have given Jones all the confidence to be world best at 25 years- two years time.

2years comedian, 2years

coogar:
jones started very well but he has regressed badly this season. you are always scared he would do one dumb thing in a game. you are never safe with jones.....

smalling is our best CB, followed by rojo. jones is slightly ahead of evans. next season, jones might get rid of his demons but he has been totally shytë this season.

By our standards, that's not the kind of defender we should have in our club

By heart beats faster whenever I see jones with the ball, he'll kill me one day

elampiro:
Never. Not with Jones. He will always be needed by clubs. Once he is made number one in his club, he gets to the top within two seasons.

Yeah, number one in leyton orient

elampiro:
I gat to go first.

Jones will mature into a defender of his own kind. Not a defender like Ferdinand or Thiago Silva. Something similar to John Terry.

Sol Campbel was a defender of his type. Galas was a defender of his type. Stam was a defender of his type. Lucio, Puyol, etc. When you expect one player to be as tidy or as rugged as the other, you miss it. Essien could never have been like Sergio Bousquet. Makalele and Matic could never be Carrick.

Na so, na only 2 years I give am.. The only time he leg go touch ball na for training

elampiro:
In 2 years he will be 25. With regular football, you will have a John Terry.

I'm happy for the fact that you decided to come out of your comfort zone and try out comedy, I'm pleased

John terry?

Comedian

PietroRico:
What's it with the growing jones hate here?
The exaggeration of his flaws have become too much jor.

Y'all should take it easy.

I tell it like I see it, no exaggerations, jones is a dullard and that's what I hate about him, he's just like a rock

elampiro:
Which Varane? You must have been one of those guys who don't watch football. At my age I won't commit the calamities that Varane has for Madrid this season. Varane and Casilas are total calamities for Madrid.

You are calling Jones brainless, but from your posts so far you don't seem to write like someone who has a brain of his own. Sorry to say.


Scholes was not a defender. Defenders are different. Jones did not even play gidigidi football when he was deployed to midfield.

You have different types of defenders. Ferdiand was tidy but Terry is dirty even at his age.



Explain to me what exactly other defenders have done.

Jones has been used in big games and he came out with praises.

You wan start to dey throw jibes now abi? Well I'll just ignore it

Yes Varane hasn't been at his best this season I agree but he is still better than Jones, at the beginning of the season messi went ghost, you can't be at your best all the time, if he was that much of a calamity we wouldn't consider him... Put jones up for sale and see if it's not the likes of tottenham, southampton and west ham that will come for him, but put varane up for sale and see the likes of psg, bayern munich fight for his signature, is the difference not clear enough? was jones not there when arsenal decided to come for smalling

Terry and ferdinand had one thing in common, BRAINS unlike shrek

Why are you asking me to explain what other defenders have done, no be you say he done do wetin many defenders never do, so tell me those things he has done at his age

elampiro:
Says coach dopejemi of Mamaput FC.

No be here all of us dey? Give am 2years

elampiro:
On the night Manchester United claimed their 20th league title with a win against Aston Villa at Old Trafford, Sir Alex Ferguson singled out Phil Jones for particular praise.

As reported by The Guardian, an ebullient Ferguson said:

The way he is looking, he could be our best ever player. He may be one of the best players we have ever had, no matter where we play him. At 21 years of age, he is going to be a phenomenal player. He can play anywhere on the pitch. He has such a massive influence, with his instinct and reading of the game. He has a drive about him.

......................

And you know more than Ferguson? Then, Moyes and now Van Gaal. He is even doing well in an off position -LCB. Who was Luiz at 22? Tell me how many defenders at Jones age has done what he has done. He was one of the most difficult defenders to beat in 2011/2012 season when he was 19/20 years old.

All those ones na feri fera... How old is varane again? He's 3 times better than jones, he's one his way to becoming a world class defender, can same be said about jones?

Paul scholes no play gidigidi football... So is jones our best player now according to the way ferguson saw him? Who them never praise before? Na by praise? You for add worship join



Please explain to me exactly what jones has done

elampiro:
Your hate or subjective opinion will never change the fact that Phil Jones is a Manchester United defender (not Hull City Defender). He has about 10,000 playing time in EPL already, not Congo league.


He has played great matches and even big UCL games.

No worry, na leyton orient jersey you go see am in next

elampiro:
You have just proven my point. Jones has never been sent off. Let me get you the record. It takes intelligent to have that record.



He is one of the best in Europe. People used to say useless things about David Luiz.

Lol, intelligence? Are you serious? I ask again, when did you go into comedy?

so is jones better than vidic that has gotten red cards in his career? Are you saying jones is more intelligent than vidic? See why I said it doesn't prove anything, There are plenty of mediocre and shyte defenders that haven't gotten a single red card in their career, I repeat, it doesn't prove anything

At least luiz has brains unlike one ogre I know

elampiro:
There is nothing wrong with Jones. Luiz used to be worse even though he was already matured before he joined Chelsea. How many straight red cards does Jones have in his career?

Vidic got red cards in his time at united, so it doesn't prove anything

There's something wrong with jones and it's called 'the absence of BRAIN'. He's one of the dullest defenders in europe

elampiro:
Phil Jones will fine tune his game as he plays regularly in the centre back. He just became 23 last month. He has been used as a midfielder, centre back and right back. Whe he is focused on a position, he would be great. Imagine the progress David Luiz has made since been used as a regular centre back. He is now so cool headed.

The only odd against Jones is his height. He is got to be one of the shortest centre backs in Europe. Even Coloccini is taller than Jones. However, he is still a little inches taller than Puyol. On the other hand, Smalling is almost as tall as Fellaini. Sometimes I think Smalling doesn't make use of his height to his own advantage over opposing strikers when compared to how Vidic dealt with aerial balls flying into our box. Again, he too needs many games to become a master. They shouldn't force it.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When did you go into comedy?

Awful dressing

What happens to rojo and shaw, especially rojo

Leyqute:
Jones howeva plays like a reta.rded slowpoke. That guy behaves as if he has no brain sometimes

Behaves? He has no Brain

Only funke and emeka ike.. The rest no follow at all

Leyqute:
Evans is our only right footed CB who can really clear the ball with his left feet. That's why I think LvG has been using him despite his poor performances.

I'd rather we play with 10men with the shortage coming from the back than have evans on the substitute bench

Leyqute:
Young, Fellaini n Blind

DeDegea has had less work to do these psst few games. Our defence is getting better. We still have a little problem at LB though. What happens when Evans returns?

Who is he? What is it?

raumdeuter:
Would that make Chelsea qualify for the quarter finals?

A very brilliant question

If Jesus looked like this, I wouldn't serve him

Yup

Justeenaleo:
The pass port thing is hard to believe,its a lie.
Bye#

I wouldn't just make up stories for fun.. I'm serious minded

Cheers

FriedPlantain:
[b]All you guys always coming to nairaland to bash our women should please cut them some slacks. These girls go through a lot just to stay cute and attractive for we men, yet all they get is insults or malignant remarks in return for all their efforts. They do make-up, you lots criticise them for not being natural. they go natural, the same ungrateful guys would be the first to be in their faces for looking too manly or losing their feminine touch.

They stand straight and take pictures, they are bashed for being too masculine and taking pictures like men, they pout or bend their legs in an effort to look cute, na still wahala dem go still get their.

Na because of these extreme online bashing women face every day from men dey make them dey bleach, hereby killing their skin cells . In an effort to always look attractive for us, some of them go under the knife to get boobs job, butt injection and some other dangerous surgical operations. Because of us they would stay hours in a saloon with machines blowing hot air in their brain just so you satisfy us yet na reprisals upon reprisals dem dey get in return.

It really is a tough world being a woman in this world.

FriedPlantain

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Wetin this one dey yarn

Even as I make the PASSPORT bold reach you no still see am... Shey for your village, them dey snap leg join for passport?

Justeenaleo:
Bending your legs is actually one of the nice ways of posing for photographs, a slightly bent legs makes you not to look too stiff, its just an ordinary playful pose. If as a grown man you are having issues with the way ladies pose for pictures then we'd have to examine you o.

I guess you didn't see where I stated 'a passport photograph' and not the normal full view photograph and if you did see where I stated 'passport' and still defend it, then it's you who need the examining not me

This leg bending posture has become so rampant that girls forget themselves and don't even know when they do it

I was in a queue, trying to take a PASSPORT, noticed I said PASSPORT? Good... We waited for hours just to take a passport until it got to the girl in front of me, I watched her move forward with a very enticing step, she got the passport stand and the next thing I saw was her bending her legs, I went behind the person taking the photo to see if she's taking a full view or just the head and just as I thought, it was just the head... I went back to the queue and this girl's leg was so bent that she could be mistaken for someone with polio, I just laughed it off and It finally got to my turn

ElFenomeno1:
You know what ruined things ..... you were there for the taking.
Liverpool are our sl...ags
We have three in the bag without even playing them yet.

Saved

coded01:
In fact, I smh...


Nothing last forever...

My foot in your behind will surely last forever if you don't get your crazy as.s outta here

ElFenomeno1:
Piece of cake.
UCL is sealed, i dont care what perspective or viewpoint you have considered.
Regardless of the outcome of the game against Liverpool and you lot at home, we dont care..... You have games that are not in the bag too
If you want to worry, worry... We aint!
Like i said, you, Liverpool and Totty have to jostle for the last place.... Goodluck up yours

Well, time will tell... We shall see who jostles for the last place at the end

ElFenomeno1:
Back to back win aint nothing. You still have to mix it with Liverpool and Totty for that spot

Shi...t dont change ... You won't escape that back to back failure to make the UCL walahi

You seem to have forgotten that the difference between your club and ours is just one point, so when you say we have to mix it with liverpool and tottenham, I wonder why you exclude your club from the mixing... You should be more worried cause you've got liverpool next and still got united at home

Less I forget, we are moving up to second soon