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Phones › Re: How Often Do You Restart Your Blackberry? by dopeJemi: 8:12am On Oct 30, 2012
Den maybe its just hau d bb z programmed 2 be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Do Some Clubs Really Have Upper Hand In The English Fa? by dopeJemi: 8:03am On Oct 30, 2012
U fink its easy 2 ref a match, u fink d referees have d opportunity 2 see d game d way we see it

Z berbatov d only player in d world dat haz dived n av bin awarded a penalty 4 diving?

Stop being biased over man-united

Every team gets d favor 4rm d referees buh some just seem 2 get it more sometimes

U tawking abt red card n penalties, chelsea should av ended dat match wiv 8players, look at wat torres did 2 clerverly, clear brutality, look at d ball 4rm valencia dat hit luiz's hand, waz it awarded 2 us, look at wat luiz did 2 van persie tru out d whole game, no doubt abt ivanovic, look at arsenal vs Qpr, arteta's goal waz clearly offside, did dey rule it out as an offside goal?

Mehnn! Its really sad wen man-u gets favored in a match n people make a big deal out of it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Do Some Clubs Really Have Upper Hand In The English Fa? by dopeJemi: 7:52am On Oct 30, 2012
Proves dat torres dived shocked

Torres waz kicked(slightLy) in d right Leg buh fell wiv both Legz off d ground

Torres had d opportunity 2 continue running, der waz a clear chance dat he cud av kept 2 his run

Wen torres waz kicked(slightly) repLay shows dat he didn't fall immediateLy he waz kicked, he fell 2 to 3seconds after he waz kicked

Wen he waz kicked, he didn't av d expression on his face dat he waz kicked, it waz wen he waz falLing dat he made d impression n wen d card waz shown 2 him, d pain quickLy vanished 4rm his leg cuz he seemed 2 be making a big deaL outta d case

Torres felL on purpose 2 punish evans so he cud be sent off 2 to ease d pressure buh God jes had 2 turn d table
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Do Some Clubs Really Have Upper Hand In The English Fa? by dopeJemi:
U wan jes make me vex dis early mawnin nau

Chelsea vs liverpool(fa cup finaL) carol's goaL waz ruled out wen it waz clearly a goal

Chelsea vs wigan(epL) chelsea's 2 goaLs were clearly offside, n it almost sent wigan 2 d relegation zone

Chelsea vs tottenham(epL) mata's goal waz a big blunder

D list z endless

If u fink being a ref z easy y not try it n c

Nau u said shelvy didn't deserve d red card, r u even a fan of football cuz if u r, u'll knw dat wen u make a tackLe wiv both boots, its a straight red card

Chelsea vs man-u(3-3) nau we had 2 penalties dat waznt awarded 2 us b4 d oda 2 waz awarded, d 1st 1 waz a clear penalty cuz welbeck waz clearly fouled by ivanovic

Unless u av a proof n a video 2 show dat we bribe referees, don't make stupeed claims
Phones › Re: How Often Do You Restart Your Blackberry? by dopeJemi: 7:29am On Oct 30, 2012
Tot it waz only me dat had d probLem oh, I restart mah bb once or twice a day

N its fuuuucking annoying angry

Sometimes I feeL its d number of applications I open dah causes d probLem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 7:03am On Oct 30, 2012
Proves dat torres dived shocked

Torres waz kicked(slightLy) in d right Leg buh fell wiv both Legz off d ground

Torres had d opportunity 2 continue running, der waz a clear chance dat he cud av kept 2 his run

Wen torres waz kicked(slightly) repLay shows dat he didn't fall immediateLy he waz kicked, he fell 2 to 3seconds after he waz kicked

Wen he waz kicked, he didn't av d expression on his face dat he waz kicked, it waz wen he waz falLing dat he made d impression n wen d card waz shown 2 him, d pain quickLy vanished 4rm his leg cuz he seemed 2 be making a big deaL outta d case

Torres felL on purpose 2 punish evans so he cud be sent off 2 to ease d pressure buh God jes had 2 turn d table
Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 12:45am On Oct 30, 2012
dvdon: Dracular comon go sleep u dey find woman 4 joke section
gringringrin

Na woman dey find Me cheesy

Dracula no dey sLeep 4 nitehuh
Music/Radio › Re: Nominees For Nigeria Radio Awards 2012 by dopeJemi: 12:39am On Oct 30, 2012
U guyz missed

Una dey crase FM (delta state)
Who e concern FM (ph)
Una mate no dey sLeep 4 night FM (kaduna)
Abi una be witches n wizard FM (lagos)
I don go FM (abuja)
Gudnyt FM (lokoja) undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 12:30am On Oct 30, 2012
dvdon: Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew To be continued
And

U

Are? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by dopeJemi: 11:06pm On Oct 29, 2012
Abeg gimme 1 bottle of limca n 2 goldspot


I wan high abeg
Jokes Etc › Re: Propose Love To The Poster Above You! by dopeJemi: 10:50pm On Oct 29, 2012
U d hair below mah lower abdomen

U d spe****m in mah Dickson

U d odor in mah mouth

U d lice in mah hair

U d hoLe in mah Aƨƨ

U d carbon iv Oxide I breathe out

U d sweat of mah struggle

D blood of mah hustle

D monkey in mah jungLe

D pig in mah mud


N mah only true mod tongue


Will u marry me undecided
Romance › Re: 9 Things To Avoid After A Breakup by dopeJemi: 9:20pm On Oct 29, 2012
I actually listened 2 someone like u n it will rain by bruno mars shocked shocked

Someone like u kinda worked 4 me oh

I waz singing it wiv so much emotions n tears sadsad


gringringringringrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 8:59pm On Oct 29, 2012
toshmann: us? really? "you guys"? huh? i understand being a fan of a club but when you say "us" . . i laugh in swahili. you really think those dudes give a hoot about you with your nigerian accent? grin . . . . support your team, but dont take it personal . . dem no send una . . whether man u, chelsea, liverpool whatever club wey u think say dem include you.

when u guys finish fighting and killing yourself, the man utd players, chelsea players, referee, coaches etc will go and collect their pay . .thousands of dollars . . actually pounds. grin una dey here de fight . . . grin the other one de wish ferguson death grin grin grin grin
make una carry this wahala enter joke section abeg grin grin
N who said I av a nigerian accent undecided

N who said I live in nigeria huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 8:56pm On Oct 29, 2012
davies123: I don't support that guy for mentioning death here,I think he went too far ...but for goodnessake don't ever say ManU is d best in EPL because in your heart u know there r not even d third best team as we speak!
Yeah true

I like d "as we speak part"

We r not In a gud form atall buh wah matas z dat we win our games cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 7:19pm On Oct 29, 2012
hugafella: Manchester united always needs the referees help to win games. Okay, in order to avoid man u wahala, all opponents of manu should henceforth field 9 players. angry personally i lost all respect for man u last night. The question is: if man u manages to win the league, would you be proud to say the best team won?
C me c wahala oh

So hau does dis match affect us winning d titLe or hau does it affect us winning d oda games

U lost respect 4 man-u. Why?

Gimme 1 reason y u lost respect 4 us

Na we cuz d red cardhuh

Waz it our fault

I wonder wah people fink wiv dese dayzhuh

Or izit because we scoredhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Best subject back in the days by dopeJemi: 6:30pm On Oct 29, 2012
EngLish oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi:
1025: in 10 solid years, man u have failed to win chelsea at standford bridge so for yesterday game, it was a must win game. the ref wanted to be himself since man u was winning but when chelsea took over things, he was sending them off and insulting the players at the same time.
epl is a joke and ferguson will die a painful death.
u r very very stupeed 4 dis comment. asin wen i say stupeed ehn, i mean u r foolishly stupeed

its ur grandfada dat will die a horrible death idiot

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry


we r talking abt how d game went down u r talking abt death

wat has death got 2 do wiv dis

just dont knw y sum people dont av sense n brains angry angry angry angry

we've failed 2 win at d bridge 4 10years, so fuuucking wat huh
has it deprived us 4rm winning d title over d yrs huh
has it stopped us 4rm being d best team in england huh
did it make chelsea win d community shield huh
did it stop athletico 4rm whooping ur sorry asses
did it stop u guys 4rm changing coaches every year

if u guys r so gud as u stupeedly claim, y change coaches every year

very soon u guys will make history n make a record out of it

d day chelsea will use a coach 4 3straight years, dahz d day mah fowl will give birth 2a pig
ignorant mamba angry



if u say any more crap abt alex n death
i'll end ur ignorance 4 good n make u say yes sir 2 everything i say angry angry angry
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 3:19pm On Oct 29, 2012
cdamsel: wake up abeg,I no dey 2 rite statement
gringringrin

Na faint I faint na

I no die
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 2:23pm On Oct 29, 2012
cdamsel: u re really sweet so kiss kiss kiss kiss
*faints*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 2:19pm On Oct 29, 2012
davies123: Blah blah bla blah!Why is it Man u everyday!there r at least 20clubs in epl isn't it?so why r ref conveniently making mistakes for a perticular club season in season out especially in title decider matches?Chelsea has played 8 games dis season where were d red cards?All of s sudden when it was time to play man u red cards started raining even with d beautiful football chelsea played with possession of 64% and man u only 36%!U r here defending evil when even d Man u players themselves didn't hv d moral strength to play d match anymore when chelsea where down to 9men cos they knew what was happening was simply not right!
abeg oh bros

wahz dis a title decider match embarassed huh huh


n u'll agree wiv me dat it waz d ref's fault not ours cuz u said it urself
we didnt av d moral srenght 2 play d match anymore
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 2:18pm On Oct 29, 2012
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by dopeJemi: 2:13pm On Oct 29, 2012
bedford101: [size=20pt]shame on united, and they re happy[/size]
should we be crying
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 2:10pm On Oct 29, 2012
cdamsel: I wish I was a sucker 4 wet kisses, tongue,moreso don't tempt fate,u might get d boots instead of d kiss,hahahah
sad sad sad cry cry cry cry

i dont want d boots

i want d kiss sad sad











c'mon
give daddy some kisses kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:48pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Oh i av! I won the lottery last year..i only spent n200 and got back n100.000!!![/quote]Hehehehehehehe gringrin


Den u sure r a very lucky gurl

2 av won a lottery n a man's heart in 2yrs cheesy
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:39pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]She is a lucky girl.[/quote]Yeah, u right


U've never bin dis Lucky
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:33pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Good luck on your search.[/quote]I don't fink I nid 2 break a leg


Av found d 1 I'm searching 4
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:31pm On Oct 29, 2012
fastlane84: dem dey pay money4 front page... undecided




dem dey pay money4 front page...
Ask me again first
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:30pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Singlely married.[/quote]Hmmm!


I'm marriedly searching gringringrin
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:27pm On Oct 29, 2012
cdamsel: notin a kiss won't fix grin
U want a kiss 4 an apology? shocked


Emmm!

Can I offend u n use a wet kiss 2 apologize? grin
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Z Fat..... What Do I Do? by dopeJemi: 12:25pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I see starvong love-vendor.[/quote]Slow down


U cud take on a whoLe country

U've bin replying err'bady

Jes mah kinda Ladaaaaaaay wink



U married? Or its jes a name cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by dopeJemi: 12:18pm On Oct 29, 2012
ademiller: how oh? U avent told me anyfin joh. Lol
Okay!

I wanna av u 2 myself

I want u 2 be mine

Promise ya

No 1 else will take ur pLace
Adverts › Re: Magic Fingers :learn The Guitar In Just 3months! by dopeJemi: 12:15pm On Oct 29, 2012
kilokeys: Bro jemi. Not yet.. We hv been on for a while just in lagos... We r actually working on online classes.. Still doin the feasibility studies. Mode of payment, accessing the online lectures by users.. Its possible but a long shot for now. Thanks for stopping by
Aite bro

No probz

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