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cdamsel: dis pooh can't even make bk page sef

U never can tell oh

Strange topics make d front page on nairaLand nowadays


Don't be surprised wen u see a topic like "a rat waz stepped on by accident" making d front page

Na wa 4 u sef


Waz she thin b4 u fell inlove wiv her

Didn't u notice dat she waz fat b4 u dated her

Y complaining nau?

If u cud date her knowing she waz fat it means u didn't av any problem wiv it

Or r u just trynna create a thread dat will go 2 d front page

Look

No doubt

Der waz a slight challenge made buh dah waznt enof 4 him 2 go down

He had d chance 2 continue wiv his run buh he didn't, instead he decided 2 falL late after d chalLenge

He waznt smart enof

Una get branch 4 warri


Cuz I wanna learn too

Guy u knw where u dey so?



I'll assume dat dis thrash waz moved 4rm d generaL/nairaLand section 2 d jokes section


So in odacase, I'm giving u d benefit of d doubt

bedford101: Does it means that Man united cannot play Chelsea on a good day without employing a referee to rob?

Mehnn! Shut d fuuuck up

Last season n last 2 seasons, we won 5times, both in d champions league n d epL

Waz dere any complaint of bad officiating

I hate it wen people tawk outta ignorance, accept defeat

I didn't wanna say dis buh I will, d only bad decision der waz d offside goal dat d linesman didn't canceL

Torres fell on purpose, he had d chance 2 continue running buh he decided 2 fall

If you watched d match wiv ur eyes u'll c dat torres fell Late after d slight challenge waz made

Khayordhe: he was abt 2 sub torres wit sturidge nd when d ref notice dat,he gave his judgement....
I don knw man u,no b 2day....any big team wey wan play man u make im expect say na 12 or 13players wey im 1 face on d field (ref or linesman)....don't blame man u o cuz dat's dere pattern
mah boyz played very well bt dey didn't woke up early enough...dat was d advantage wey man u get...

n I guess ur boyz doesn't knw hau 2 speak english 2 ryt?

dabrake: u dey mind am? Dem don already budget howard webb for us next weekend . . . And to think i'm paying this amount for my dstv plan to watch 419 epl/FA/manUrinated board ruin beautiful soccer when i fit pay N2800 for family bouquet? . . .

Abeg shut up, shey na only u get dstv ni

Y don't u say d 8-2 we gave ur sorry asses waz fixed

Mehnn! Pray 2 God it doesn't happen again

Na wa 4 ur mentality sha

We dey play 419 since 1975 dey come abi?

Mehnn! Guy park well abeg

I don't really knw y dey put d blame on us, as if we pointed a gun at d ref's head 2 give torres d red card

freecocoa: I even blame RDM more than every other person in this match sef, Torres was already on yellow card and playing rubbish, why leave him there? If he had changed torres earlier this nonsense would not happen, even if someone deserved a card it would have been a yellow, but No torres must play cos na him papa get Chelsea Fc, someone should tell that coach it is wise to take someone who already has a card out of the pitch in this type of crucial match, the man even still left Ramirez who would have also gotten a red card sef, nonsense.

Yes dear

He doesn't av dat sense dat alex haz wen he brought off rooney cuz he waz at risk of getting a second yellow

If u guyz don't like d way d referees r officiating our games

Its simpLe


Give ur fada d bLack top n d black short

Give him a whistLe

Give him a ticket n a visa

Put him on a flight 2 engLand


As simpLe as abc

chrisley024: VP was unmarked on his goal n most tyms in d box 2day so i guess Luiz n Cahill shuld b questd?

Help me ask him oh

As if rvp z d only player dat haz bin left unmarked

Wen he waz at arsenal, der waz no problem wiv him being unmarked

Nau hez at man-u, hez bin unmarked, its nau a problem

Mehnn! Joe take a chill pilL

thegoodjoehunt:
I didn't say mistake, I said left him unmarked in the box. Out of five players playing for Stoke City that afternoon, five of them lost their brains at the same time and left the closest player to the defense and keeper unmarked. I can't see that as a mistake. Maybe you do.

So in odacase, we fixed d match dahz wah u r trynna say nau ryt?

Wah bouh d goaL knightly scored?
Shey we pLan dat 1 too

Mehnn! Guy stop d hating n get on wiv it

Shiiit happens

thegoodjoehunt:
It is almost impossible for Torres, Dzeko, Aguero, Drogba, Tevez, Suarez or any top striker to be in the six yard box and and a ball is about to be crossed and the defenders leave them unmarked.

The only time I have seen such before is when Man Utd beat Blackburn that led to Allardyce being attacked by El Hadji Diouf for fixing the match and the Blackburn Board sacked him. The defenders left Berbatov unmarked and he scored I think 5 goals. The commentator kept on shouting too easy.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/9221096.stm

Please I also played football. I am also a good analyst. Give me matches to support your claim. I just gave you one.

Guy wat r u saying, if defenders doesn't make mistakes, hau will people score goals

90% of goals scored r from mistakes made by defenders

So wat r we sayin here

Una say we fix match

Plz hau do people fix matches, z it not by both teams agreeing on who 2 win d match

U guyz said we r cheats n we neva win a match fairly

Lemme start ending ur ignorance 1 after d oda
man-u 8-2 arsenaL(wahz it controversial?)
Man-u 3-1 chelsea(wahz it controversial?)
ArsenaL 1-2 man-u(wahz it controversiaL?)
Man-u 2-1 liverpooL(wahz it controversiaL?)
Man united won chelsea 5times out of 6ix last season(wahz it controversiaL?)

Nau dis season
Southampton 2-3 man-u (we play any wayo?)
Man-u 3-2 fulham (we play wayo?)

Really can't go on

Chelsea vs liverpool(fA cup finaL) chelsea won controversially, nobody open mouth about dat 1 and it waz even a final match. Hau pathetic

Buh wen its man-u, its cheating, nau I believe d saying, people hate wah dey cant compete wiv, people only hate on d best

I'm waiting 4 d day wen a referee will mk a decision in favor of chelsea

Wednesday shall tell hu d better team is

So 4 d main tym, stop d hatin n be happy

Y'all can eat ur teeth n swallow ur tongue 4 all I care


If una no like ​A̶̲̥̅̊♏, deviL no far


Instead of u guys 2 fink of hau ur team will beat us at d capital one cup, una dey here dey rant

E go change d scores

No doubt, it waz a poor officiating by d ref

Buh shit happens, get on wiv it

No tym 2 hate

jhydebaba: Go and sit down joor, if no be penalty(s), it will be red card(s) or off side goal(s). I don tire for una, dats y una no get mouth for Europe. Mtsheeew, stupid man utd fvck English FA.

look at dis 1 tawkin abt europe, who saved d enlish teams sorry asses in d champions league wen d 3 english team lost, We(man-u) we redeemed d epL by winning our match against braga yLe d rest lost, which team haz won 3cL trophies, we(man-u)

N hau many haz chelsea won

BLame it on d ref peopLe


Many r good buh few r Favored, 2day waznt just ur day cheLsea

Btw, if na barca dem give red card, dem 4 still win oh

Buh not 2 worry chelsea fans, u guyz can av ur revenge at d first 45mins in d capital one cup den we can still go on n win d match


Manchester cheLsea 4 Life baby

Choi! Dis z an insult

A slap 2 mah face

So clothes don finish 4 market wen I go dey wan buy clothes wey lousy ceLebrities wear

No be d same body we get ni

Wats so speciaL abt deir clothes?

If u had said cars or wat dey like so much which z not deir clothes, ehen! I 4 understand, no be clothes


Abi no be market dem dey buy deir clothes

Mother[/quote]

MissCorrection: Goddamn

Lmfao


Goddamn!!!

Miss, u r d mother of corrections






Nw back 2 d topic

If u nid a girL dat doesn't do dose shitz u mentioned above











Go 2 heaven

PretiEbony: That is why i called it a story...

I suspected

PLz I wanna ask u a question





















Z dis funny

Very oLd n staLe

ItsModella: and you think people paid to download it...very few people are willing to spend money on the nonsense song...1 million ko, 100 billion ni.

Me 2 I waz wondering if peopLe get paid if dey get d most downloads

Really Lame finking by sum peopLe


1million downloads

990,000 critics

Hu e go pain?

We or d singer


People will download cuz its free

Let her put it in a cd plate n let's see hu buyz it

Racism

I'lL report u 2 do FA n u'll get banned 4 life

Try n gimme yellow card n see

[quote author=Onyii.p]me too, im stealing it[/quote]U kidding rite?

No, vaLiant go be security, u go dey hold d fans mk dem no drag Mah shirt after I score hatrick

FOREXMART: Consider your signature confiscated.

U 2


U wan steaL ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ 2

Shollypopz: ur signature has killed me oo, lmao!! Stealing it!

Hehehehehehe



I'm Blushing



Its alL urs sweedy

Mehnn!


Upload d pix of her bosoms cumin awt of her dress nau


Na dat 1 I wan see


Weda she snubbed balloteli or not z not mah biz-guts

I jes wanna see her bosoms

bolukaz: ..your fellow nairalander.....who's also da accountant of phcn!....so,dont be so cruel....

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We never get lite 4 2weeks nau