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Hau can I make mah signature bold n colorful

realsammie: i'm just seeing it 4 d first time and i luv it

Click on mah name

Go tru all mah topics

U'll c it


Since its ur first tym, no probz

larride: ^^^^^^^^

Na your shadow

I 4 fear u b4

I bin think say u don turn G

Bro

I have posted dis joke here b4


Sowie

larride: August


Na my junior brother dey here and i don hug ham

Who?

Me?

No be me u c

Unfortunately, I don't av a Lover

Mehnn! I swear its number 3

2 wake up n still realize its still possible 2 sleep

Na dat kind slip dey sure pass

Asaba man: ofeke...

Mbeke

Shez really a big joker.

Nollywood movies r very easy 2 act

U don't even need a script 2 say ur lines, its just common sense

Like I watched a nollywood movie 1 day, b4 d guy cud say d next line I already said it 2 show how predictabLe dey r, so pathetic

Things nollywood movies can't do n hollywood does dem
-super hero movies
-show a real tiger in deir movies
-destroy houses n cars wiv explosives
-act horror movies like saw n d rest
-act an unpredictable film
-hardly do deir films end well
-cant use a clean black coat like d one leo used in matrix
-cant fight kung fu
-dey can't mk real fone calls


Things nollywood movies do
-dey act a village film n dey still speak big big grammar
-dey wanna disappear, a sound must go with it
-whenever dey wanna show a bad scene or an evil scene, u must hear dat piano sound
-whenever dey wanna fink, d camera will go so close 2 deir eyes like dey fink wiv d eyes or sumfin
-dey will fink of d part dat dey were nt der

Now I just finished watching step up 3D

N I really wanna watch d revolution buh I cnt find it anywhere

Plz where can I find it n download without stress

Lwkmd4hoo

ademiller: is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me

I'm toastin u nau

Until nollywood starts destroying cars,streets n houses and start using bombs, den I'll be convinced

Come 2 mah Room n u'll knw who z at fault

N how many tyms av I seen dis thrash here in jokes section

3
4
5 tyms




Incase u don't get me, wah I'm saying z dat

















I av seen dis thrash here like a hundred tyms b4

ademiller: come on boys u dont ave to fite over me? Lmfao

Fighting over who

I can't fight 4 wat I already av nau, c'mon

Wtf!

Like criously?

R u 4 reaL?

Emmm! Don't mean 2 be rude

Av u eva bin a ............


Infact I comment mah reserve
















I flirt wiv mah eyez sha

1025, Must u comment on every manchester united thread, wats ur business wiv us, go n support ur own club n leave us alone 2 do wah we knw how 2 do best(win)

D more u hate
D more we win
N its heart breaking 4 u
Deal wiv it

Asaba man: she don get u for siky 2. na dat one dey sweet u. see ur fat head.

C ya doubLe Lip

booqee: his name is not joke! Its dopejemi or u write 'op'!

I
Love
D
Way
U
CalL
Mah
Name

Asaba man: did u not check before u click? mtcheeew


@joke. you try jare.

Fank u mah broda

Na ReaL beef be dis

C as u old Like IBB

ademiller: wat a wild nd naughty imagination u got.

Its because u were trynna seduce me nau

ademiller: damn she had to show u her white bra.

Hu told u d joke z staLe

Its funi jhoor

ademiller: tell me its a joke.

Hmmm!

Its a Joke ade sweetie

Benito69: Never date any girl that has all the following;
-she is the first-born
-she has two sisters that are 7 and 9 respectively
-she is your age-mate
-she is from delta
if she is all of the above, don't believe the crap from her mouth.

WTF doez dat mean, so wah r u insinuating, dat delta gurLz r wat

ademiller: spoilt child. Bully like u. Lol. How do u know i gat a molecule as....?

Emmm! I imagined it

Nonsense!!! I dnt see a tag dat sayz "roasted pLantain z meant 4 d poor alone,
Rich peopLe, actors n musicians don't buy it"

SincereLy speaking, dat albino guy z nt dat gud

Kate waz just over throne by her emotions cuz d boy sang it slowly n wiv a piano

D guy wudnt av qualified 4 project fame or nigerian idoL

FACT

fairygeh: . Guess u are from Aluu village . @Topic hell nooooooooo,tufiakwa mbano,iro nla,olorun maje,i no fit marry from Aluu infact l'd rather marry a boko haram member,God forbid both though@

Nah I'm nt 4rm aLuu

I'm 4rm delta(warri)

N people lynch people anyhau in warri so its nt a new thing 2 me, nau doez it mean I'm part of d act?

I mean, using d sins of sum peeps 2 rub everybody z just so annoying