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I dated this lady for 2 years, but she always claim her timing is different from mine any time we discuss our future/marriage. I always wonder, if she is going to dump me for another guy if she is ready to get married.

I was shocked to the bone when she told me she is about to be engaged to a man. I thought she was just saying that to tease me. Lo and behold, I saw her introduction pictures on her friends facebook tagging her.

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Calls for Donald Trump to remove himself from the presidential race rushed in late Friday and into Saturday morning from prominent Republican officials.

The last couple weeks for the real-estate businessman have gone from disappointing to near-apocalyptic.

Now, a bombshell audio recording that is shaping up to be the GOP nominee's biggest campaign scandal has forced some Republicans to hit the panic button.

GOP Sen. Mark Kirk of Illinois said on Friday Trump "should drop out" and the Republican National Committee "should engage rules for emergency replacement."

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OBTSubtle:
You need your senses checked..

Whatever sense sensed that needs a resensing

eh don reach that level

Its for ladies...I am outa here

ok

dxdiag:
Recession over everything
Maybe due to high rise of FX?

hmmm.ok...

It seems phone service centers are telling people not to repair their phones once they are faulty.

My friend took his samsung Galaxy J7 to to repair its broken screen, they told him to bring 40k.

Injoo also told my sister to pay 15k to repair the screen of a phone she bought at 28k.

Mine came last week. My Techno C8 I bought at the rate of 38k. I noticed it started freezing, I did factory reset, remove all applications. Carlcare are telling me to pay 28k to repair it.

We are now making decision to add 20k to the 28k to buy another phone.

What are they trying to achieve with this unrealistic billing ?

[size=16pt]WE WE not tek it[/size]

[size=15pt]Really round Tinubu? For what?

He is a billionaire.

How much is in your account?[/size]

Its funny how people go on facebook to dramatize their holy/religion sentiments.

At times I asked myself, is God reading facebook post? Does God come to facebook to read prayers and answer them?

One of my friends on facebook woke up in the morning, without saying prayer to God personally in the corner of his room, wrote.

"As I go out today, God open all closed doors"

Another friend wrote.

"God's word is a container of God's grace. I receive that grace as I meditate in your word this morning. It's a great day for me already! Ever thankful."

"i was like whatdfk? meditate the word of God in your room. Its God's word, not friends word. You dont have to showcase your holiness here"

Is facebook your God? Or whats wrong with saying prayer in the silence of your room.

People are really trying hard to piss God off. Eyes service is the order of the day.

People are just getting religiously lousy these days.

Another set of people:

"If you dont type amen, you will die in seven days" and you will see some people typing "amen". I always feel like getting a gun and shooting those people typing "amen"

"Calamity will befall you and your family if you dont like this post"

"You must be wicked if you do not type amen"

So the amen I type on facebook will heal that person? What if I read your prayer on facebook and say amen in my heart? Must I type amen?

Nigerians religion madness can make social media irritating and annoying. I cant remember the number of people I block on facebook per day because of this religion bravado/ social media holiness.

Whats your experience?

TrapQueen77:




My kweshun is HOW FAR HE CAN GO? I don't need a lazyass on my bed.

Hmmm...anything goes right?

Can you go extra mile to satisfy your man?

Has he requested for blowJB before? Did you do it?

Can you do anything for your man? Have you received an_al before?

A lady complained about how she felt humiliated when her man attempted to do an*al with her.

How do you feel about sex_ual adventures? Do you like to try new things to help your relationship?



Dopeviking cuz I am dope

Cholls:
my brother yeah leave am...........i can not suffer with any Old pusssy abeg.

Some old ones are sweet. They know how to handle u

imitateMe:
We receive massive testosterone boost!

Nice one

Xhaka100:
Jamb question

Give us expo

[quote author=Berlynn post=49689217][/quote]Yes it is

Iamhatey:

guugle.com

hotwax:
hmmm..this is big. They are coming for your head.

Let me just drag my chair

I don talk my own. No weapon fashioned against me shall work

Iamhatey:
heheheheheh


I said www.google.com not www.guugle.com

Search result from google.com

Age: 17


guugle.com

Age: 16

Lobatan

Differences between the two sexes as they age

1. Wish to bring back the hands of time
Females: always wish they remain young. They are best selling at tender age especially between 18 and 25. Thats why they get angry when you tell them they getting old (never say that to a woman). At that stage they get more suitors and can play yanga. You see them writing "I live my life the way I like, if you dont like it, go kill yourself", "I dont care if you dont like me" blahblah. But as they near 27, 28 ...30, they become humble, because at this time beauty fades away. And most of their suitors see them as over used goods and start looking for younger girls. At this age, most ladies settle for any man that comes their way. I remember a lady asking me to impregnate her. She wants to be a single mother. I have seen some becoming second wife to a polygamous man. Females always wish they remain 20 years old.

Males: Most males dont enjoy much between the age of 18-25. They mostly don't have money and they have no one to run after them for sex/relationship. At this stage, some of them hustle, go into crime to impress their girlfriends. But when they age , 25 to 30, they are mostly made, they have jobs and stable income. This is when you will know the type of person they really are. Most men don't wish they go back to age 18-25. Males dont care about age. Because they can date any lady from any age group. Like myself, I attracted girls of 19, 20 and also ladies of 30...35. I have seen papa 70 dating a 25 years old girl. How many mama 70 can date 25 years old boys? Some guys even become more handsome as they age.

2. Godliness
As females age, they become godly. You see them many in church. They join units in church. They are now married. They want the best for their children. If not married, they are still looking for Mr right. They want him to meet them in a godly environment. They are also in church to pray for miracle husband.

Males becomes mostly wayward. They cheat on their wives. Count the number of men versus women in your church, you will understand. At this stage, they are in control. If they are married, they are the boss in the house. Gone are the days when they were chasing that babe. The babe don agree and she don marry them. No need to give her unnecessary attention or respect. She don born sef. Mscheew...nothing special about her again

3. Laid back
As females age, they relax and become less ambiguous. Not all females though. Some females are more ambitious than their husbands. The single aged ones come to realize the money they are maing is nothing. They see their contemporaries married with kids, handsome husband, they become jealous. At this point, they dont see value in the money they are making again. Happiness is different from money. I remember a lady friend of mine who had to leave her well paying marketing job because she could not keep all her relationships.

Males are always more ambitious. They want to ensure their kids have the best future. They want to pay house rent, take care of their spouse e.t.c. So men are always on the move. Go to any bus stop in Lagos in the morning, count the number of guys going to work versus females, you will get the picture. The single guys are busy working for the unknown wife. Preparing for her, the family.

Iamhatey:
www.google.com

Search result:

17 years old. Bye

Ginaz:
They grew up sucking breast, it's already in their DNA. A Leopard can't change spot.

Yes...feeling like right now

Iamhatey:
Wait till you are 18. After your first experience, coma back and ask again .


Meanwhile, the girl above me. You are like MTN

18...How old are you?

makelove2m:
OP, .....That means you didn't receive the desired cure/medication , just woke up today to post bullshit, Well no probs, na the Change we voted for

See this one oo.

Guys be rushing to touch a lady's breast religiously as if they will receive miracle. I heard a secondary school boy sharing a testimony about how he finally touched his female classmate's breast.. I was like, wtf,,,is this an achievement?

Now to sucking boobs. You suck on the nipple, what do you gain from it?

My conclusion, you gain nothing, but the lady gained enjoyment. You rushed to suck boobs as if you will enjoy it, but the girl is the beneficiary of it.

Same goes for sex. Men be asking for sex as if their life depends on it. Based on experience, ladies enjoy se.x more. So why beg for it?

Neolah:
It's obvious you don't want to be with her. Thankfully you are doing the right thing . Tell her asap. It LL save you a lot of trouble.

ok..thanks

Let me return my Vaseline. Nothing to see here

icedbeatz:
No you're not a beast rather an individual that has the best interest at heart, another thing marrying a female that is older than you is a big no no take it or leave it, if you go ahead you will surely regret it. Instance, females tend to age faster than their male counterpart of the same age most times, after she gibes birth o boy hahahaha hahahahahaha I just remembered my very uncle, he married this beautiful chocolate (make helped in covering her age) but after just one pregnancy meeeeeeeeehn she turned ugly, older and fat ad fk lol I'm telling you true story bro and my uncle was like what the fk?!?! I roast him constantly about this whenever we're jonzing. So remove your slippers, hold it tightly in your hands and run like a hungry lion is chasing you.

Thanks