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He has made so much impact in Nollywood to the extent that some of the stars the industry is proud of today have his touch in their lives.

The Igbo born actor who has turned a pastor has revealed in an interview that he’s if he had the opportunity of coming back to this world again, he would still be an actor and a pastor but he would love to be a Yoruba man by birth and inclination.

Hear him, “If I have to come back to this world, I will be an actor again, I will be pastor and I will be a Nigerian again but I’ll like to change my tribe, I will like to be a Yoruba man (laughs). Reasons are, Yoruba people are very receptive; they are the only people that can give you a land irrespective of your tribe.

They have a large heart. This is my 40th year in Yorubaland and God made me what I am today in Yoruba land. I am a Lagosian take it or leave it. This is where my children can call their home, this is where we met God; this is where I made my dream and it is where I met my wife.”

I think this is a good one for the Yorubas, in fact, Lagos State should be proud to have this kind of commendation from an Igbo man.

http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/ill-like-to-change-my-tribe-to-yoruba-veteran-actor-larry-koldsweat/

I've been laughing since I saw this video, guys.
You need to watch it!
ChannelsTv hosts got to interview the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) Obafaiye Shem.
Mbok, watch and in one sentence, one hilarious …


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ZV8pfJS34

How can a very good songwriter go far and make it in Nigeria?

Any idea?

Man Caught Selling Human Part......Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

A man from Ilesha town, in Osun state, Inspector Ajayi who was a prison officer befor he retired caught selling human part

View Picture Here
Source: http://amazingstoriesaroundtheworld..ie/2013/03/photo-man-caught-selling-human-part.html

adegokeadekola: PLEASE HELP


Please i need your urgent advice on this before I apply again.

Me, my wife and my son was refused German visa in 2011, with the reasons below:


1) A FALSE/COUNTERFEIT/FORGED TRAVEL DOCUMENT WAS PRESENTED
2) JUSTIFICATION FOR THE PURPOSE AND CONDITIONS OF INTENDED STAY WAS NOT PROVIDED
3) THE INFORMATION SUBMITTED REGARDING THE JUSTIFICATION FOR THE PURPOSE AND CONDITIONS OF THE INTENDED STAY WAS NOT RELIABLE


I do not present any false document, the only document I think that might be the forged document was the flight reservation one agent did for us and i didn't pay for the hotel reservation.

All other document were mine and my wifey, but we have been refused France Visa twice before going to the German embassy.

Please advice cos we want to apply again for German Visa for summer as a tourist.

I have my own company and my wife works with a law firm

Please does it really matter how much is on my Company Tax clearance and my personal tax clearance

You don't need reapply again. You've messed the system already. Don't even near any schengen embassy
Nawa for you sef. Why you too go give them forged document?
You don mess the system, so pls don't near them ooo, else na wahala ooo

Logicboy03: souls dont exist.....we have debunked that



next

Olodo, na ur fault? if dem don abort u before dem born u, u fit get mouth and eye dey claim atheist?

[quote author=ooman]THEN ITS THE BIBLE CONTRADICTING ITSELF. FIRST IT SAYS YOU HAVE A CHOICE, THEN IT SAYS YOU DONT, GOD KNOWS IT ALL.

YET YOU BELIEVE SUCH A DUMB BOOK

NA WA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote

How dare you calling Holy Bible a Dumb Book. May God forgives you

Logicboy03:


lol....what does this have to do with converting peeps to atheists?


Ihedinobi, is this one of your dull brethren? A christian I presume?

See person wey dem don blind, he still dey look for toothpick, mumu

Heyaaa, ''ATHEIST'' indeed. I pity your soul Mr Atheist

Logicboy03: For those who like to read and learn more about philosophy and logic, You can visit any of these two encyclopedias of philosophy. This is because dubious people like Ihedinobi do not like hearing facts and logic from Atheists and so, maybe they will listen to authorities on the subject and facts.

And to hell with your encyclopedias of philosophy!

Na by force to join blind and brainwashed group

We force you to convert from your disbelieve

Baba Latin porpularly known as Mr Latin, real name Bolaji Amusan joins our lovely Nairaland today 11/03/2013

He stated:

Hello Nairaland o, my name is Bolaji Amusan a.k.a Mr Latin

I'm new here, se alafia lewa o

Lets all welcome Baba Latin to our Nairaland with some nice welcome messages

I hope he will start giving us smiles soon..

Source and Baba Latin is here too : https://www.nairaland.com/1222113/hello-nairaland

[quote author=cyrexx][/quote]Don't worry, God forgives you

You atheists are just doing it to be fashionable because Atheism is really cool right now, it's your season

Good things in your life are the result of the prayers of others

Swine immoral

Reyginus: Like say you want derail your thread. My hand no dey o.

haaaaaaaaaa, u bad oo u no get liver at all.. u be christian for boko haram yard?

Reyginus: Don't go yet. We're still dealing with number one.
I wouldn't want us to digress. Let's maintain the cool.
Now to the above. I'm trying to understand how it relates with Post number 12.

Yes no fight here.. just to understand ourselves here.

But i bet you, ooman will run away at last

Reyginus: Help me remember. It still doesn't make any logical sense, no matter how you try to rephrase it.

You get time to dey waste with ooman. Look at his posts u'll realize that his topics in support of his atheist believe are always empty, you can barely see 5 posts on his atheists topics believes



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[size=22pt]Hey all Atheist, Questions for you here[/size] https://www.nairaland.com/1221450/questions-all-atheist-nairaland

There is a perception out there today that it is atheists and skeptics who have the intellectual high ground when it comes to matters of faith, logic, reason and science. Christians are commonly portrayed in the media as basing their beliefs on "blind faith" without having any evidence to back them up.

The reality, as many of you already know, is the complete opposite of that.

But still many skeptics and atheists run around as if they are the "enlightened ones" and all the Christians are a bunch of uneducated, illiterate, eediots.

Well, here are 'ten' surefire questions i came up with to leave the atheists stumped!


(1) How do you explain the high degree of design and order in the universe if there is no God?

(2) How do you account for the origin of life considering the irreducible complexity of its essential components?

(3) If God does not exist, then from where comes humanity's universal moral sense?

(4) How do scientists know stars are "millions of light years away"? Have they been there and back? Do they have a tape measure that stretchs that long?

(5) If our brains are just a mishmash of biochemistry, how come chemicals like gasoline or bug spray can't think?

(6) Do you affirm or deny that atheism is a worldview? Why or why not?

(7) Not all atheists are antagonistic to Christianity, but for those of you who are, why the antagonism?

(8.) What would it take for you to believe in God?

(9) If you affirm evolution and that the universe will continue to expand forever, then do you think it is probable that given enough time, brains would evolve to the point of exceeding mere physical limitations and become free of the physical and temporal, and thereby become "deity" and not be restricted by space and time? If not, why not?

(10) If you answered the previous question in the affirmative, then aren't you saying that it is probable that some sort of God exists?


Please no insults/abusive words. If you cannot answer any of the questions, please fast forward yourself.

I Respectfully Request The MOD That This Should Apply: Failure by anyone to comment politely with no insults should result in deletions of your posts, suspension of posting privileges, and/or complete banning by the MOD, or better you don't comment at all.

You're married to a wonderful girl, you have a solid relationship and she would never cheat on you... right? Wrong. Men, never underestimate a woman's willingness to stray; women can be just as unfaithful as men in relationships. Think of Amanda Holden, Amy Winehouse, even Princess Diana. Having a cheating wife is a concern that haunts many men in relationships. Just the thought of your lady putting her paws on another man makes your skin crawl. That's why it's always important to keep a lookout for some of the surefire signs you have a cheating wife.

So, what are some of the signs you have a cheating wife, and what can you do about them? Get your answers here before you start accusing her of being a two-timer.
signs you have a cheating wife
One of the major signs you have a cheating wife is if you spot any changes in her behaviour, so if she's always been a guy's girl and has a lot of male friends, don't get paranoid when you hear that she was seen on the high street with her 'mate' Max.

The following are five signs you have a cheating wife:

1- She's no longer as needy

If she was never able to go shopping, exercise or cross the street alone, and she suddenly doesn't need your company, it may mean that someone else is filling your shoes. It's possible that she just needs time to herself, but if she's unusually independent when she used to be overly needy, it may signal that she's just no longer as needy... of you.


2- She no longer gets angry

She used to get angry if you didn't want to meet her for lunch or come out with her and her friends, but now everything you do is all right by her. Once upon a time, your every move had to be premeditated, but now all the small things you used to mess up aren't enraging her. This could be a good thing, but it should make you wonder why she no longer cares.


3- She's being secretive

She's no longer sharing her daily events with you, and in order to find out what she's doing, you'd have to hack into her BlackBerry because she's not volunteering any information regarding the goings-on in her life.


4- She places the focus on you

When you do ask her questions, she turns the tables on you. Once a motormouth, it now seems her batteries have run out, and when you ask her how her night was, mum's the only word. It's now all about you, you, you, rather than "I did this" and "I went here last night."


5- She showers you with pleasure

Now that it's all about you, your girlfriend is always complimenting you, asking you to go out, giving you "I love you" cards for no reason whatsoever, and even offering to wash your car and watch the boxing match with you. While these gestures are more than sweet, it's this kind of overcompensating behaviour that can make one suspicious. If she's bombarding you with niceties, it might be nice to know what's really going on.

Africa’s biggest and brightest stars were in Lagos on Saturday night for the Africa Magic Viewers’ Choice Awards. The AMVCA’s held at the Expo Hall at the popular Eko Hotel and Suites and honored the stars and filmmakers who make Africa’s fast-growing movie industry thrive. Veteran Nollywood stars like Richard Mofe Damijo, Genevieve Nnaji, Bimbo Akintola, Funke Akindele, Saint Obi and others took to the red carpet alongside new faces making waves in the industry.

http://www.weddingdigestnaija.com/photos-and-videos-amvca-red-carpet-for-one-magical-night/

First to comment today.. I don win lotto

My pipu,

(1). If you want a very patient Man, date an Arsenal Fans.

(2). If you want a humble Man date a Liverpool Fans.

(3). If you want a Man that will spend Money on you anyhow and later dismiss you, date a Chelsea fans.

(4). If you want a Man that will do anything to make you win your goals in life, Date a Man U fans.

(5). If you want a Man that has everything in Life and still wants more, date a Barca fans.!

So, Men which fans are you? And Ladies which fans would you rather date?

trendystuf: These are the first photos from 2face and Annie Macaulay's traditional wedding going on right now at Eket.

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/03/first-photos-from-2face-and-annie.html

[size=14pt]Five Applicants, six children, one husband, one winner~[/size]

CONGRATS Tuface and Annie

HOW TO GET WOMEN INTO BED… WICKEDLY FAST


1. CONQUER YOUR FEAR BRO

Fear of the approach will ruin more opportunities than you can imagine… fear of sexually escalating will demolish any chance you have of getting laid… as you can see fear is a bitch that just won’t leave, until you make her leave.
So grab your balls and get to work.
The best way to get over your fears with women, is to slap them upside the head again and again. What I mean is if you’re crippled with approach anxiety then you must approach women every day… that way the fear will subside and you can move past it.
If you are fearful of asking for the number, then you must practice getting numbers until you have no fear of it.
If you cannot conquer your fear of women, you should not read any further.

2. APPROACH, APPROACH… APPROACH

Same night lays are a numbers game. It’s up to you to approach every woman you think is attractive and also has that glint in her eye.
If you’re inexperienced with women, you won’t really know what I mean. But after you’ve approach hundreds of women, you will feel a certain sexual energy the moment you start speaking to her… there will be a look in her eyes that says “Just be a man and f**k me”.
So approach a lot of women. If you approach 100 women, you WILL at least sleep with one.

3. SEXUALLY ESCALATE LIKE A PRO

From the very first minute of the interaction, you need to sexually escalate so she understands that you’re not there for a friendly chat.
If you do things right, she’ll get turned on with minutes.
I’m talking about things like:
Not breaking eye contact whilst speaking
Touching her arms, shoulders, stomach, legs, cheek to cheek etc
Speaking slowly and seductivly
Closing the proximity
You get the drift.

4. KEEP PLOWING

Girls are very sexual creatures, but just like soup… they need to be warmed up until they are brimming with sexual thoughts about you. So keep plowing through any negative things she says and keep building rapport.
Remember: Attraction isn’t an on/off switch, it’s more of a dial. You keep dialing up the heat until she HAS to sleep with you.

5. LEAD THE WAY

After a few interactions with women, you’ll start to develop an intuition for when she’s ready to have sex. The moment you start to sense this (she’s touching you, her pupils are dilated, she’s smiling flirtatiously, biting her lip etc) lead her back to yours.
The best way I’ve found to do this is by saying something like this… “Hey listen, it’s a little boring here, let’s go back to my place…”
Don’t say anything else after that, just lead her outside and get a taxi.
If she asks why, just say you have some great wine back at yours that you want her to try. Keep her logical mind distracted whilst you travel back to yours.
Otherwise she’s going to think up excuses as to why she shouldn’t come back (Oh he might think I’m a slut, what will my friends think of this… blah blah).
Once she’s back at yours… do the deed.

That’s it! How easy is it to get a girl in bed? Damn easy. You just need persistence and patience.

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Last Saturday, Lord of Fuji music, K1 de Ultimate, clocked 56 and to celebrate, he had a swell party at the highbrow Niteshift Coliseum, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos.
The 56th birthday was powered by Daar Communications’ FAAJI FM and Percy Incorporated and had hundreds of fans, friends and family.

Na this one we dey call love in Tokyo

Only 3 things can make me fall in love

(1) Appearance

(2) Personality

(3) Pheromones


However, women can give men a little nudge when it comes to falling in love by doing these four things:

A Woman With a Passion for Something Other Than Him

While every man wants his lady to indulge him and spoil him just a little--think lots of compliments and kisses--what he needs to help the relationship last is for her to have a passionate interest in something other than him. That can be work, a sport, a hobby or anything. "The passion she shows for something else confirms her inherent goodness, her personal drive, her independence," writes Zinczenko. "All pluses in the woman we're hoping to spend a few decades with."

A Woman Who Has No Problem With Guy Time

When a man and a woman fall in love, they naturally spend time together. That time increases as they move from a casual relationship to something more serious. At some point, though, most men will want to go golfing or drinking with their buddies. Writes Zinczenko in Men's Health, "Men love, appreciate and are thankful for women who respect and endorse (and not complain about) his need to have a few testosterone mixers."

A Woman With a Strut

The way a woman walks is very important to a man, and could very well be what attracted him to her in the first place. "What do I mean by the strut? It's that attitude, that sassiness, that confidence, that charisma, that charm that shows she can be a little bold and a little daring," says Zinczenko, who adds the strut shows confidence. Men want someone who can challenge them and even push them a little and at times take the lead. Beware, though! That strut can be dangerous if she ever uses it to flirt with other men or pick a fight with his mother.

A Woman With a Good Taste in Ties

It's not really about the ties. (What man likes to wear ties, after all?) But a woman who can choose a tie that fits her man's personality--be it elegant or playful--is a woman who can offer gentle guidance and nurturing, as well as warn him when his shirt and pants don't match. "Guys like to project that they know what they're doing and that they don't need any help," says Zinczenko. "Women who can help steer us, without aggressively grabbing the wheel, are the most treasured copilots."

Gbammmmm!

Wonder shall never end ooo....

Nawa for this oyinbo people sef...

Na so i dey laugh on phone in the train with ma friend on my way to Dublin from Belfast, na so one of this oyinbo pipu begin dey look me as if i must not laugh

So my freedom of movement now become disturbing?

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NEW YORK (Reuters) - A man from Long Island, New York, is facing up to 30 days in jail and a $500 (333 pounds) fine after a neighbour complained to police he was laughing too loudly, his lawyer said on Wednesday.
Police issued Robert Schiavelli, 41, two tickets for disturbing the peace for laughing out the window of his home in Rockville Centre on Long Island at about 6 p.m. on February 12 and February 13, his lawyer said.
Schiavelli said the neighbour regularly mocks his disability, and the best response to those taunts is laughter.
"He just ridicules me all the time and the only thing I can come up with is laughing," Schiavelli said in a telephone interview.
His lawyer, Andrew Campanelli, said his client has frequent seizures as a result of neurological impairments but denied his laugh is loud or boisterous.
"He's like a big teddy bear, he's got a low laugh," Campanelli said.
Schiavelli lives with his mother, Suzanne Schiavelli, who said in an interview on Wednesday that he had a "fairly loud" laugh.
"I think it's infectious. It's cute," she said. "When my husband died, we said to ourselves, ‘We're going to make sure to laugh every day and make the most of life.'"
Daniel O'Hanion, the neighbour who made the complaint, could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.
O'Hanion and Schiavelli live in adjacent private homes about 20 feet apart, separated by two driveways.
The Rockville Centre Police Department said they issued the summonses after receiving complaints about an ongoing pattern of noisemaking.
"On two occasions, police actually observed this individual creating a disturbance directed at neighbours and in violation of local law," police said in a statement.
Schiavelli's mother said O'Hanion often calls her son a "retard," parodies his speech and mocks his walk. Relations worsened when they had builders in to renovate their house over O'Hanion's objections, she said.
Campanelli said that a judge declined a motion to dismiss the case at a village court hearing on Tuesday.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/long-island-man-faces-jail-laughing-too-loudly-222718592.html