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ireneony:
seriously, romance land is getting boring this days

boring? Common, i just laughed moi ribs out- reading this topic

ireneony:
op go and correct those errors before I vent my anger right now

lolz, o ti vex? ..atleat u understand the story na

taaah! Ka ma ri. ...those who worth ma tears won't make me cry

Check the kinda ladies u v bn hanging out with dude

My dear sister (Elder), she died at age 13. <R.I.P-Return if Possible> Missed ha alot.

Favourite memory- We grew up together, ha company and the fun we had together; taught me tinko tinko, Mr makaroni, fables and all. Chasing eachother around the house, hide&seeking etc
i remebered a time when one bro like that sent me to deliver a love letter and love greeting card to her, we locked ourselves up in the room and made fun of the letters and whenever the guy pass by we wil start laughing and making fun of him

Middle finger on the trigger

africandictator:
the play girl is the worse of them all.and not good for a man of a fierce temper like myself. Anyways a playgirl is been trying to woo me for two years now.and I have been on the run. This has really fractured her heart. I am happy cos of the revenge I am doing on behalf of her victims

lol, funny dude

lilmaxfidel:
lol..

not a gay o....bisexual though

masonkz:

lmao

lordmayor4:
Yeah but I don dey eye one or two baes for nairaland now

ehn ehm, dah one mk sense na. Whisper their moniker to ma ears

lordmayor4:
I learn from d mistake of others bro I like my free life

lol, dahs cul anyway

lordmayor4:
None... am still enjoying my single life annd it's paradise

yhu v never bn into a relationship before?

Samzzy94:
Dat awkward moment u sit opposite a girl with only boxers and u discover dat ur 'gboola' has bin receiving fresh air

hahaha.... *falls off stair case*

cutieberie1:
prom queen....
nyc post op

tanx.... Hpe ur b.f is not the jealous type sha?

kristina1:
Longest time.
Happy new year

same to yhu dear, wishing yhu a prosperous one

XXXXXXXXXXX:
True enough, all those characteristics belong to my fiancee.. Getting married next month.

thats great! ...happy married life in advance

Get a new g.f and introduce to her...

XXXXXXXXXXX:
Feminine + Innocent + Motherly...

are these what u prefered or na 3 g.fs u get?

ireneony:
don't mind her.....
Am a play girl, am ambitious

hehehe.... ..like really?

lilmaxfidel:
was just tryna derail a little..



nigerians and their mentality eh

no one is taking u serious na, u shud knw

LillyAnne:
I wouldn't know.

Ask my boyfriend

u shud no yourself more

juianne95:
lol yes..were she dey sef

lol, fashion forum i gues

lilmaxfidel:
so being jovial is a crime

lilmaxfidel:


normal jovial joke have turned to another thing...
haaaaa!!!!LIKE WTF

do i look gay?

u typed it with ur hand na..thats wat u claimed to be

lilmaxfidel:


normal jovial joke have turned to another thing...
haaaaa!!!!LIKE WTF

do i look gay?

u typed it with hand na..

juianne95:
Ireneony is definitely possesive

how do u know? ..u dey find ha trouble abi

LillyAnne:
Noted

which of the categories do u fall into

Dannylux:
Those who say you're ignoring them only for taking 30 seconds to reply their text, where do they belong?

possessive

smackimorn:
#Single


What about the church girls, that will advice shit out of ya life.

lolz, u r right o... That shud be on the list

dguyindcorner:
INNOCENT charms me any time.

uhm, nice

I read a book sometimes back about girls been different and the different 'girlfriend category' each belongs to. According to personal observation, I can affirm this lists r true tho may be incomplete.

Here are my list of 'Type of Girls' guys date, which do you prefer, ever dated or dating?

POSSESSIVE

Miss Possessive wants to know
everything about you – from what you eat
for breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea-time,
dinner, to supper. She wants to know your
activity 24/7, and she gets jealous pretty
easily. Crying is her specialty, and she
will try to make herself looks helpless,
and thus in consequence making you feel
bad and try to fulfill her every need. She
is clingy and dependent, and she limits
your freedom.
This type of girl makes you feel so
wanted, but face it, most guys can’t
tolerate being chained.
She tells you everyday that she
loves you, and she attends to your every
need, making you happy in the progress.
She tries (too) hard to be the kind of girl
you want, and she wants to know all your
friends, even though usually for the
wrong reasons.


FASHION'ER

Miss Fashion is quite self-explanatory.
This is the girl who loves shopping,
dresses in fancy designers’ clothes, and
yes, has a good sense of fashion. She
almost always wears high heels and make
up, and never gets caught having that
horrible just-woken-up look from bed.
She is likely to dictate her partner’s sense
of style, and generally, she has high
expectations on guys.
This type of girl is sometimes selfish, but
she is so good-looking that if you’re a
girl, you want to look like her, and if
you’re a guy, you want to be throwing
your arms around her shoulder.
Mind u, Your bank account
is drained quickly, and sooner or later she
is going to make a quick makeover on
how you dress. You need to constantly
remind them that money doesn’t grow on
trees.

PLAY GIRL

Miss Playgirl has every aspect of a perfect
girl. She is beautiful, attractive, charming,
has a good sense of humour. She is
perfectly capable of making a guy feels
wanted. She is somewhat fashionable, and
she has many friends, especially males.
She knows that so many people admire
her, and she’s playing with each of them –
taking their hearts one time and dumping
them on the next. Only, she does it so
cleverly that you feel like you’ve done
something wrong.
This type of girl is never satisfied with her
partner, and always craving for a better
one.

NERD

Miss Nerd is the genius type. She is able
to give opinions to almost anything, and
she spends her free time reading novels.
She doesn’t necessarily hate fashion, but
she doesn’t give much attention towards
it. She’s usually kind, but her studies
come first – anything else comes second.
She is likely to have high dreams, and
when she fails academically, she finds her
sense of self being diminished.
This type of girl often claims that
she doesn’t have any interest in love nor
relationship at the moment.

MOTHERLY

Miss Motherly is likely to be a good
mother to your children, and she has
wisdom beyond her age – as if she has
already acquired that sense of maturity
years before she actually needs it. She
thinks ahead, and she plans her life early
on. She is quite conservative, and has a
set of values to draw back when she is in
the middle of a crisis. She usually likes
children. She is a good listener towards
her friends, and she always knows the
right thing to say to those in problem.
This type of girl doesn’t really care what
others think, for she is mature enough to
decide things on her own.

If you accidentally make mistakes,
she is there to tell you that you’re wrong,
and gives advices to make sure you’re
back on track.
If you are not yet looking for a wife
material, this girl may wreck your brain
because she doesn’t really want to do
anything pointless for the sake of having
fun. It might be hard to please her, and her
scolds might remind you of your mother –
not a terrific reminder to begin with.

FEMININE

Miss Feminine is quite hard to be
described because most guys have
different sets of explanations of what they
think of a feminine girl. Nevertheless, she
usually likes to wear skirts, not shorts,
and she has old-fashioned dress style. She
likes nude colours, and has a very soft
heart. She may be a little bit sensitive, but
she is kind and gentle. She is a great cook,

PROM QUEEN

Miss Prom Queen is the best at
everything. She is beautiful, social,
lovely, friendly, and has that charisma
that everyone talks about. She has a lot of
friends, and she can do everything, from
music, sports, to academic studies. She is
kind to everyone, and she is likely to be a
committee in every social event.
Everyone knows her name and her
reputation. In sum, she may be the closest
being to perfection.
This type of girl is highly attractive, and
she has lots of guys queuing for her.

She’s kind to everybody,
including the guys, and that can make you
get jealous pretty easily.

INNOCENT

Miss Innocent believes in almost
everything, and she will be likely not
realising any hidden agenda of others.
She is sweet, and guys can fall in love
with her easily due to her cute
personality. She is kind to everyone, even
though sometimes she’s just being used.
She is usually quite slow in picking up
new concepts, but that’s what unique
about her.
This type of girl usually has many friends
who love her and want to protect her from
the crocodile guys that want to take
advantage of her.

AMBITIOUS

Miss Ambitious is the typical leader in
your relationship, not you. She is the one
who takes the wheel, and she prioritises
her work life more than anything. She has
grand dreams, and to some people she
might be the obnoxious type who is
selfish and mean. She works hard, too
hard perhaps, that she ends up having few
true friends. She will have high
expectations to those she is close with,
and she might befriend you because you
are in some ways advantageous to her.
This type of girl is thirsty for success, and
can never tolerate failure.
LOW SELFESTEEM

Miss Low Self-Esteem usually has tons of
talents. She is attractive, but she doesn’t
believe so. She is a bit shy, and she
doesn’t believe that she can be great like
others. She thinks that she will never get
what she wishes for, that she is good for
nothing. She is sensitive, and she is very
sensitive with issues surrounding failure.
This type of girl constantly needs
reassurance of your love – that she’s
precious.
She is a decent girl, and she has a
lot of potential. She truly loves you, and
she is honest with you no matter what. She
cares for you, and she is a very good
listener and supporter.

You can add more to the list!...
Girls which of this categories do yhu belong?

[quote author=ireneony post=29465454][/quote]ma contribution: saying someone should stop crushing on someone, literally its wrong. To crush is to v a strong feeling of luv for some1, brief tho.... and about the thread u reffered to, i think its normal. Its Nl 's nature. Assuming thr is a way u do a direct private chat wit friends lik social media that wu v bn ok...
About the much 'crush thread thing' , its the romance section xo its right, its fun just lots of chit-chat, stressing much about it makes it lose its quality of been important and at the end yields nothin...
Just a noise 'made'

ireneony:
why laugh at the bolded

itz funny nii

mako007:
I don't send pms, I don't even quote, I don't do Anytin, I av my male ego to protect, can't start frolicking sum gals, when I see guys do it here I feel like weeping, if only NL had a IM feature

uhn