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Because u v to beg for something that is not yours

Hahahahah....I'm so guilty of that number 1 o... Why I no go look yansh?

Not a bad habit jor
Its fun watching big butts especially all those kinds that slaps each other

wristbangle:
The one that annoys me most is when some guys make unnecessary calls about expecting a shipment/container arrival at sea port and other lies just to entice a lady sitting besides them in keke or other public transports.

really? One of ur hobbies should be traveling....How many of this calls have you witnessed

illoQuenz:
Lol, leet me serve you someething a laced eons ago:
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Defiant demeanour, unwavering vigour
Debonair, status rare, your whole steelo is meagre
This rigorous nigga (me) make them decimals pile
These frivolous cat (you)? Infinitesimal style
Illing with thoughts, steady dishing retorts
Claim your da illest with guts, that's intestinal pile
So see a medic cuz your steez ain't authentic
And while you @ it, live your cobbler dreams, son you're destined to shine!!
Blessed in the shrine puffing buddha with dime
We could make it a menage with your shawty in line
Karma Sutra ensue, I'ma split her in two
Mean phallic ministrations, just a candid illustration
That mic priest, y'all just vestment for laundry
Means I take y'all to the cleaners, nigga all and sundry
Aww, you wondering? Rest assured McMaddy can
I slays cats en masse ... feline rituals in da Vatican!!
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~IQ
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Get your writing crew, and they dopest rhymes, you still ain't matching one line of mine.

what is this *spits on him*

illoQuenz:
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Lol, your rhyme skills are appalling! One has to read a paragraph before seeing your end rhymes. Pls go and learn the art of effortless internal rhyming.
And keep suckin' Reminisce's dick, maybe you'll get a shot in the mainstream that way, lol.

like you r better..

falconey:
[size=20pt] your vote your power ....let's make history ! [/size]

what history? Ion get

Op how old are you

Who relationship don help

30 contestants

...Nd just 3 familiar monikers

Who relationship help

All

Lanicky !
Cc Nljega

Drama

Yeah, their r still more people to meet, more to love

Biiiig Tities

Ibime:
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Your King is back. . . so all jokes aside/


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old man, sorry I already snatched the crown ......u got overthrown

Choi I don miss sha
Anyways, I m joinin the winning team
Lanicky? Abi

How low is your cgpa

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I'm dah hope some beings living on...m xo essential like the air u'all breathing in/
Ion mean its pouring when I say m puttin on...ma reign coat, a king is what dotwillis is/
With the way I scripts, niggaz be thinking this...'he used hand 2 pac biggies shiiiit'/
Yeah I'm dip in shiiits...u diggin it? ...I'm big in diss/
I made d dish drake served meek mill's beef wit/
Kendrick won a grammy d year he stole my written scripts/
the deed is real, I aint dreaming it/
d album that brought j.cole's fame, I was d illness behind d sick in it/
I'm sick indeed, no healing pills/lyrically tight, I stil protect ma rap virginity/
tunechi swallowed ma spits in..y he bn all over vomittin metaphor/
d first line I wrote wen I ws stil 16, he ws d dude I sell am for/
ma rhyming, eminem never faults/
he imitates my scheme,i swear down bruh...../
*instrumental stops*

Ok, I'm used to spitting all over mic wen I go sick on hard beats/
even wit no instrumental, I still flow to my heartbeats/
gon show this niggaz ama Lion if they try to deer me/
Well all I see are bleaching creams cos they all fear me/...Can't near me...m so scary, ama father xmas to all this infants, ma look is fearing/...so hear me, I don't pamper kids, I'm so severely/

Give kazna a ruler and he still won't construct a line well/
d only time we see him rap is when he covers a gift item/
...Speed lik prisoner's convoy, I'd script 10 bars before u count 10/
Buh kaz stil crawling, a toddler, he haven't reached d height yet/
wackness is a disease, nd that's y kaz bn claiming sick/
get well soon kid, go to d health section for more enlightment in taking pills/
a science student, who specializes on feaces, y he is al here saying shiits/

Still dj remains jobless even after charging N5 to make his job less/
Oh God help! I gives for alms what he z all earned/
he z a none vet..xo little a boy, I'd stepped on him, bruise nd wRap him up in a nut shell/
I'm a hot hell...don't come near fire,I inflict everlasting pain, not death/
I'm on top yea...all diz niggaz behind, I'm leading in gaps, they can't cover the laps, short skirts/
U all get...time for shiits, can't waste mine in toilet/ nd I don't spend much on diss...buh in studio cooking beats...burning cds, wit my hands on deck/
This is a sure bet.....Dj won't survive d coma if he try to make dot vex/

Bleep!

Freestyle

Iron man flowz! bout time to smash diz nigga wit ma steel punch/
even if u mk him d most widely read news, he won't still punch/
We in GSM age nigga quit yur old lines..all u spit iz stale pun/
Since d kid find it hard to flow, its only proper we name him stiffpunch/

Bad economy,evrytin gt xo xpnsv buh dj no high price/
So wen he gts to hell tafawa balewa wil be like... Son u made me proud, high five!/
he iz one hell of a cook nd now Im fed up wit iz bored lines../
..I'm getin rid of dj...u al mute for a minute nd do d cross sign/

errywia gt messed up wit all diz kaz shiiitt/
..Ion nid to be a producer b4 I gv diz kaz beat/
Too fool of himsef..kazna the bragman/
d truth is he spits trumpery, more lik his tummy is a trashcan/

I came wit drugz to gv an ill mortal/
he stil gon die anyway cos he aint immortal/
nd dat won't cm natural...so wit ma 47 pointin on hiz bald, I wi mk d click pauw pah!/
Yea,Its high time I relieved illmortal/

Dia iz anoda biatch who blows grammar/...d way ma grandpa handles his smoked tabba/.... Buh he cnt punch....cnt flow proper/ without insultin his mother/ like 1o white men fvkd her/....nd gv birth to him,all dark/
..Lik, d failure of his father to pull out d sperm..b4 it hits d egg/
...brought forth this son..rebel/

nw if bn broke is a joke, laveda is a fvckin comedienne/
She sud cm date a dude lyk me, so I'd be payin to cum in thr/
Lol, apologies..I ws only joking honey/
Nd u aint even smiling, so it aint FUNNY?
I knw u wil be lyk who he epp...dot wey neva baf?
anyways! u cn see ursef dt if bn broke is a joke...I cn neva mk ppl LAF!

Ok wah oda tinz rhymez wit dotwillis/
Wateva ah becum iz d product of wah God's will is/
I flow lyk ikogosi warm spring, I spit hot lyrics/
I'm so cul niggaz be lyk dot will ease/
Buh wen I engaged glads I fought wit ease/
Battled vets nd record lot killings/
Ah roll wit em champions nd at d top we sit/
I'm dot williz ....I'm dah dot wit zeal

Nigga!

This is romance section

Lol...because the romance section is starved of worthy topics

He never confess to u yet..

Someone actually shared ur contact with him

No be wrong number

Since itz an awoof punanii....

Eni ba dupe ore , o ma ri omiran gba (he who appreciates will surely receive another)

So itz cul

dollyjoy:
Whoever dumped your sorry ass deserves an Oscar,she did a good job.

hehehe ... Harsh!

Ginaz:
so it's only the diick that functions eh... no heart to love abi

when the heart loves, it connects to other sensitive parts of the body...and their sensitivity increases directly proportional to the rate at which the heart does..

Ginaz:
I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you

for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!

which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship?

because God has given us a functioning D*ck, simple