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Wat has elctn postpnmnt gt to do wit c*nt?

Whilson:
i need answers... what can i do ?

wat apnd to yhu last val?

SEXiest? ...buh none of 'em picz rais'd moi D..'

, mirexxx iz gudlukin tho!

Lolz ...d nigga evn included hiz name ......

Bars:
Lwkm...was dis ?? Sumtin lyk poem

Tinkle tinkle lil star ?...guy u nid brain cleaner

lmao

It fades

giffty:
hahaha,funi,,,nice d.p dou

oh, tankq

AnusOdourInhaler:
My close friend came over to our house. During our stay, A lady by the street toasted him, and they started dating .
The problem is that, the lady is a hoe, she fucksss all nighas around. She knew I know her attitude, so she respects me much and I respect her as well.
Now, my bro asked me about the girl's attitude and all, because he may marry her .. What can I do? Should I lie to him and break the Bro code or I should tell him the truth?

a lady by the street? .... , they didnt evn strt frm fwndship

if dhiz story iz true, den itz dumbnes at itz peak 4 yhu to tink dey wil marry

'what' kinda gurl toast guy on the street sef? ..smh
sory which part of d country r yhu ?

giffty:
true;mean lyin bout der relationship status(personally i fink its hard to find a single guy) jes to get a gurl,lyin bout der financial status jes to keep her,pretendin to love n care,,wen in d real sense dey dnt,its innumerable

probably if thr aint gurls in dhiz world, guys wil stop liein

btw, some guys lie to impress girls {girls wants to be impresd] , lie abt financial status cus datz wat gurls wants to hear[ girls luv monie], ..bla..bla

A gurl shud be complaining abt dhiz ...
Anyway, guy change ur attitude

Mtchew, Deceit upon deceit ...xo dem jst see d link now since last yr?
All diz make up fake reports sha.

giffty:
i'm not saying all guys lie,,,,,,buh i'm findin it difficult to trust evn d good ones .....i know alot of guys wil crucify me, i've offered myself as a sacrificial lamb buh i just need to know why

lie as in? Pls expatiate... Cuz liein iz a general tin, itz lik wen u askin 'why do we sin?

Sory o, yhu stil cary ekiti electn mata 4 head.... Lik phyno hairstyl
Evn fayemi don dey huzl 4 minista positn

....Faulty upbringing ...

..APC
..they b askin 4 change lik 'Buhari a driver/owing his passengers/
if yhu al nid CHANGE... then jonathan iz the mo'f-ckin CASHIER!/
a party of runaway PDP loosers/desperate to be in power,/shameles slobs, hungry looters!
Vote 4 succex ... evn dah month b lik failbuhari,/ the nigga 'z bn on health check ...since january/ pale lukin face gt him lukin lik a goblin/hiz cert' alrdy denied him a victory/
he commited a crime/ against democracy without apologizin/cnt SHALLOW hiz pride,/gues he is FASTING/

aint no party supporter/buh APc is nt a party to claim/itz an organizatn lik mafia/nd dey gt no shame/evn LilTunechi isnt a nigerian
/buh he be like 'GeJ til ma hair turns grey'

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Unibenstudent:
I don't know oh ,but do they feel comfortable and achieved,,I believe deep inside their heart aches them.

They feel lyk ' ...ao i wish i cud restore ma seuf to the factory settings'

Ksslib:
I cld sneeze and drop this fellow dead..
Wan diss when he ain't even eloquent...
Dude,abeg permit me to LOL...
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permit me to Lol too ..
*falls off chair*

henzekido:
Mars was his birth/doom z d next / I train niqqas up like soldiers in earth/fools in the left / sun in the set /
I wake up morning and found bars in my head /votes like I lead /i threaten all niqqas like a man on a ledge
Small like an ant / ladies nd there pant / I Trace this smell like a dog in a scant /weeds nd there plant /thieves and there plans / i got dis rap like beans in my palms
Am dangerous nd d0pe / famous like the pope /
I tie u down like hen in a rope / bathroom nd soap /
Egg and the yoke /i Bleep dis chick lyk mic in a scope

/morning juice/

wah dah phuck iz dhiz

*sniffs*
once a 'pun a time..

..xo i met diz wench whom i fell in luv wit/she knockd me off ma feet..wit no pity/i almost scraped ma knees/
if it ws WWE, then i'd tkn defeat/so i askd ha; 'bae, im an addict..wil u b ma heroin?/i dnt mind bn a convict..for commitin felony/

she said No..nd i later gt a cal frm ha fwnd/narratin al dah apnd wen she slpt/nd she be lik ..'willis yhu f'ckd me in ma drim nd made me cum tru'/..nw f'ckin a crush's pal iz smetin i neva tot i'd eva do/ chase ur drms they say..nd y she kpt runi aftr me/gues she has hopes of acheivin me/
*sniffs*

sightin ha...trapped ma eyes in d gravitatnal field of her bre'st /watchin ha..put me in a state of ferment/
..xo i brot ha 2 ma side... We both nervous dnt no wat 2 talk on/nd i said sit on ma laps... We gon' talk 'bout d 1st tin dhat cmes up/
d softnes of ha ass Sent signals/to ma dick nd start to rise/ ..nw she tk a 'grab', while i mk contacts /wit ha lips.. end of shy!

m lik m gon' murder... who ever da hell invntd padded bra/cuz wn i uncovered ha chest/ i cudnt bliv d sight/
if i v a faith as smal as ha bre'st/i aint gon muv a feather/i ws lik, damn! Buh i dnt mind dhat/
decided 2 kip cul... til m done wit diz hole inn /suprisd wn she saw ma manhood... nd read d sign on it/ dt says 'bad bitches only'/,gues she gt d clue... cus she screamd 'hey ima virgin!/nd ws lik ma b.f turnd gay nd left me/ i was Kim's bae ... and dt vexed me/

ah brot out d 'TOOL' &nd SCREW d place wit ma DRIVER dt as gt no license/Diic ha xo hard, she screamed oh no! i answrd yes!/

made ha groan louder/& wen m done, out of anger/i cut ha flesh opend, exposd ha rip outer (HARIPOTER)/nd lik DEMENTORS,buh tru ha punny... i suckd away ha soul faster
/nd ha name? ..oh i frgt to ask ha

*sniffs

SeverusSnape:
I repeat, she is not!!!
She's So immature and pompous... Yes!, SeverusSnape said it!
Let the mofo come and quote me.
It's guys like the OP that makes that girl full of herself and thinks she's a consequential member of this great forum.

realy? Like seriously yhu believe the 'monicker' Is used by a gurl? ..smh

*Drives in* *steps on brake*

Sammcarter:
. . but this dude so below . . . i can't Make It Up To You!!

like seriously?

Scary

Drama... *smh

If yur written ws puzy/ den ma Diic aint raisin/diz nigga b spittin shii/like he bn kissin bitches ass lately

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Bars:
Mogbe..daddy nd mummy

Omo I dea lyk dat typ of game...wish I culd play it wit teddy...wahyasay

i bet she z silently wishing same too ;d