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Lamispaco:
This really might not be the best platform to confess my feeling for her but I really don't have a choice.
She's really one of the reason have been a regular romance section user.
I









LOVE










MzNelly.

no poem, no romantic oneliner, no flattering, no touching compliments....no pickup line

*dry..... Yhu no even try 'a bit' to capture ha hrt

Lamispaco:
IF YOU ARE TO COLLECT 1K 4RM ALL YOUR EX?
HOW MUCH WILL YOU GET IN TOTAL??' PLS
DON'T SPOIL THE FUN<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

haha, lemme tink .. *loading...1000 X 1,2,3,4 5,6....10.....100000.. *lost count jare*

baffah96:
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vigina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend. Comment below...
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wah about Fwndz like buttockks?

auntymi:
u don write uR WILL, just askiN

lolz

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emaginltd:
Spice up ur vals by getting adult toys for ur partner.
Visit www.sunbies.com

what kinda toys??

ronald4lif:
Lol! Mesef mah go soon start claim a V ohh, e be like say NL ladies like virgins

lol, na wetin I dey observe so o, na y I no wan blow speaker

diddydiva:
nooooooooo

just catching fun here

owk, I no

diddydiva:
just tell me the truth!!!

who is the Lady to you?



I demand an answer dude!!!

wait, r yhu really serious abt dhiz? ...jst read yah diary,

diddydiva:




you all come rescue me from this lady.

let's go baby, *wipes ha tears* *backs her* ...

Is diz y yhu goin to cinema nd beach 2mao?

diddydiva:
funny enough I do those things that will hurt me so I will be strong.

so tomorrow I will be watching a love movie at a cinema,then go to the beach

I will be on all social networks especially nl

oh, yhu r hrtbrkn? ..... sorry

Btw, nice one itz gud to learn ao to be strong

ronald4lif:
You mean say you mah no dey do

.

diddydiva:
your question contradicts that.


you must be pussy guru



#just saying in oooo




runs outta thread

itz jst a questn *chases after her*

zoomman:
wat a co-incidence well i will opt for ds anyways...all hope not lost

lol, yhu mean?

diddydiva:
sooooooooooo true

so which one are yhu gon' do, take a break from social media?

diddydiva:
no wonder ya not fat


no offence!!!





#winks

lolzz.... See dhiz gurl o, i neva marry na. No be only married pple dey do d tin?

diddydiva:
did I hear you say everyday?


na water ni?

ofcourse, just lik yhu eat everyday

mirexxx:
yea

lol, buh yhu aint hrtbrkn sha

Blackett:
Like?...

applying Alteco superglue

mirexxx:
take a break on social media 4 reals

yeaa , is it hard?

diddydiva:
me?

*clears throat


I think it's ten times a day

lolzz geud,! yuh no it shdnt b jst once na


Nd wait o, did yhu jst say 10 times . Na prayer session??

diddydiva:

why suprised?

krall:
correct!!

na xo

Because they had sex

How many times everyday

temitak:
The social media part is super correct. AVOID, I say AVOID social media like it's a plague.

lol, right!

Even though logically we know it’s just another day
in February, Valentine’s Day can still be really hard
for anyone who’s not in a loving, stable relationship.
This is especially true when you’re heartbroken.
Valentine’s Day becomes about a million times
more difficult when you’ve recently been dumped,
dumped someone, or had your crush stomp on
your heart like a little bug.

But just because you’re feeling especially sad and
lonely doesn’t mean your Valentine’s Day has to be
the worst day ever. Here are some tips on how to get through Valentine’s Day if you’re heartbroken.


Take A Mini Social Media Break

If you're bummed about Valentine's Day, why would you want to sign onto Facebook, Twitter or Instagram and see a barrage of pictures of couples bragging about the gifts they got or professing their love for one another? You wouldn't. Consider taking a little break from the Internet for the day so that you can avoid
anything that may make you feel like punching somebody.

Plan To Do Things That Will Make You Happy

Plan ahead to make sure that your day is filled with things that will make you happy. It doesn't matter what it is! It could be watching your favorite movie or eating your favorite food, or even just sleeping. Just do whatever will make you feel good about yourself.

Have An Anti-Valentine's Day Celebration

Want to have a reason to feel angry and
bitter? Throw an anti-Valentine's day party for all of your friends who also hate Valentine's Day. You guys can hit a park to relieve stress, make fun of whatever you want, and just have a good time being together.

Buy Yourself A Gift

Who says you can't get a box of truffles and a bouquet of flowers just because you're single? Go out and buy yourself a present! It's even better because you know you'll love what you get. Buy a jewelry of your favorite,foot wears, undies etc.. Go shopping!


Avoid Things That Will Make You Sad

Don't online stalk your ex. Don't think about memories from your last relationship. Don't focus on the fact that you're single. Don't do anything that will make you feel totally
bummed out.

Go Out with Friends

If it make you happy to stay home, eat, and binge-watch TV, go for it. But
if you think staying in bed will only make you more miserable, find something else to do. Go out with a friend and do something completely un-Valentine's Day related.

Remember It's Just Another Day

When it comes down to it, just remember that Valentine's Day is just like any other day. It doesn't have to mean anything if you don't want it to. Don't focus on it!

Sorry, move on

Ao r u sure she is a virgin