₦airaland Forum

kayalla:
Lonely

eh ya, sorrie dear

Where can we use it?

haryomikun:
Bae... Bae... Bae..
Are yu sure you know what BAE stands for?
#AcronymMisuse

hello E-diot, bae stands for baby.

Try using ur sense b4 u refute some1's statement

miztola:
No

i will describe u ma seuf then. * checks ha pix*
jeez! Ojuju calabar! ..yu'r 'Naughty'

charlesikhalea:
yes it does

K

kayalla:
sad

oh, why sad na?

miztola:

oya speak!

BukkyDan:
All I see is hate,hate,hate....
Valentines is set aside to show,give and express love.
Anyone who hates love is a...

loser

ireneony:
I hate Valentine's day, especially the way is being celebrated in Nigeria...
here are my reasons:

1. I hate it, when I go any boutique, all I see is red
2. I hate it, when I see both males and female put on red
3. guys use the opportunity to get into ladies panties
4. the rate of STD will skyrocket on that day
5. I hate it, when some churches celebrate Valentine's day, last time I checked Valentine died because of a woman..so.why do some churches in Nigeria celebrate Valentine's day, cos in oversea, is not so

these are just few of reasons out of my long list ....
let me stop here for now, before people will label me a sadist

eh ya. Bae when itz feb.14, jst lock urseuf up in ur rum d whole dae. ...

Heywhizzy:
Who has listened to local rapper will agree with me that olamide,shockingly phyno nd my very dear respected reminisce are all disgrace to Nigeria rap industry nd most especially a shame to notjustok top ten gifted rapper list for 2014..see them discrediting the use of punchline as a waste of time (saying it doesn't make money)..in this present day hip-hop,u ain't fully a rapper without that attribute

it's a big shame on Naija hip-hop nd Nigerians will go to neighborhood countries branding them as best rapper from the country

headies has also been disgraced..headies suppose to be the one upholding the hip-hop culture yet they pack best rapper give phyno nd olamide year in year out..

nd most especially we hip-hop heads..failure to buy mode nine albums but always jamming to ahh,shoki

itz a shame, most naijas r all 'bout party beatz, they dnt wanna knw if itz even ''non'sense'' bn spitted out

Tosbi:
Being a victim of dis wit my 2 exs.... Can be so annoying I swear (tho dey were teenagers in their 18, 20). Hence my decision to say no to younger girls again

lol

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Christianbente:
I have been dating this lady for about a year now and all of a sudden without any misunderstanding I lost interest in her.
She so much love me and care alot about me. We have even started planning our wedding.
Fellow nairalanders how do I tell her without really hurting her?

the same way yhu asked ha out

- when a lady's 1st sex experience is 'forced sex' ..or bn raped, then it wil be difficult to get under ha pant in a relationshp

Gentle'ness ....buh m not!

mirexxx:
awwwww iyaf fall flat for u

awww , fell 4 me? cute *blushed*

hope u didnt scrape ur knee in d proces dear?

USE AND DUMB? I dnt understand, What did Men use them for?

hatbricker:
Evening Nairalanders, I was with my girl earlier today, and she asked what I love about her but i said its a secret and she walked out on me out of anger, my question is must you know what your guy/gal loves about you?

-she shouldnt v walked away from yhu out of anger, thats a bad attitude. She should be the one to apologize

-And to your question, Its not a must, buh u ought to, ...its romantic, ..

Fribery:
My sincere apologies to lovers of big boobs and big bottom but the truth must be told.

Those big big junks that you are head over heels for is just pure FAT AND OIL. scientific studies have proven that in women excess FAT AND OIL is stored in the boobs and in the bottom of women while in men at the back of the neck and around the belly (most potbelle)..

And if you notice, yoruba women are the most endowed Why?. because of their undeniable love for oily foods..


I don't know if you catch my point..??

shey na excess protein and mineral yhu wan mk hin be b4? ... My brother, big, succulent and proper buttocks na die o, forget about scientist matter, dnt jonz o

.

-when i luk in2 ur eyes, its like a gateway in2 d world of where i want to be a part
- u fascinate me more than d fundamental theory of calculus
-ur beauty cannot b spanned by a finite basis of vector
-My love for u its like an exponential curves, its unbounded

sosiqdude:
Dotwillis1 should start to recite the grace..cos i'm bout to end his life like the last chapter in the bible/
Blast his face and break his bone...i think i stopped ya dream of winining american idol/

yur knee must bow at the name of dotwillis/cuz ma flow is kryptonite..u cn neva stand it/
hrd moses stike d rock,nd water start flowin? /now i wil strike yhu wit words..yur blood wil stop flowin

LhoOd:
Check..leggo...errr...no,I'd better cease / before I kill someone...cos all i see here is flops dissinq flops..lolz...wonders shall never cease.

wackness iz a sin.. nd i wil pay u wit 2 bullets fired in2 ur chest /xo as nt to owe any debt/
for the wages of sin is death

Na harmattan carry away d joke, xoooooo dry!!

Ermm..

Unibenstudent:
I do have X's

xo wat mks u love them when yhu stil 2geda?

The ones sufferin frm 'bad upbringing' maybe

Unibenstudent:
I am single so Yal with boyfriend and girlfriend,,tell us why u luv em
#peace

are yhu saying yhu dnt v 'Exes'?

Joie de vivre

NO!

Shugaryme:
And you went along with it

kidding

DW - DotWillis