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Yhu from which part of Naija? .... Anyway, Ekiti -Ondo babes ar nat smellos. Change location !

holyteeboy:
my patner lied to me about her age.she said she was 17 but she is 20 years.Please advise me should i dump her.

how old r u?

I can never gt involved in Traumatic love! ...wen i no craze 4 head

None of moi babes does dhiz

Use juju

iceberylin:
Leaders of tomorrow cant create relevant threads

LOL

VickyyB:
Don't mind him.
-Dark like a monkey.
-Ugly like a piece of shìt.
And he still typed rubbish that NL girls are ugly.
So ugly that my junior brother couldn't step outside after seeing the picture.
He resemble Ojuju calaber

lmao @ojuju calabar
....btw, pls stp dhiz early momo insult

mirexxx:
too much 2 read

.. Or maybe u nt jst interested in reading it.. Cuz itz nt too much na

damseyl:
You want to create numerous hrt brk for guys abi? ... So make the girls come date u after the break up

Btw, i hpe u nt a ghost? Dhiz one u aint puttin up ya pics

olawealth1000:
If I hear

say watin?

mirexxx:
nawa o i don't even read all dis threads again

why?

Beennkumar:
9. The guy who has no money.

No, you cn say who has no money and lacks bn ambitious

The list of guys you shouldn’t be dating is long. Here are just a few..

The guy who makes you feel like you constantly need to fight for his attention he aint loving you no more bae! Break up!

The guy that beats you if your boy friend beats you and you still like : he will change, i will endure i love him etc. Then you r a big fool! Run away from agressive men, you deserve to be cherished, you deserve the best

The guy who used to be your friend’s boyfriend.
It doesn't matter if they already broken up. It doesn't matter if he was the one who pursued you. If you are dating one of your friend's exes, you are fired from life. Please spackle your vagina shut and move to the Alaskan wilderness


The guy who builds his identity around a sports team.
It's fine if he follows sports, and it's fine if he has a favorite team, but being a super-fan shouldn't be one of his defining characteristics. Building an identity around a sports team is the number one sign that a guy is weak-minded and lacks personality

The guy who’s married.
Please. Do I really gotta say it? You're half a damaged idiot for getting involved with a married guy in the first place. Break it off now before you wind up a homewrecker stuck in a relationship with a cheater.

The guy who can’t take a joke.
Sure, we all want a guy with a sense of humor. Your guy should be able to make you laugh, but he also should have the ability to laugh at himself. The only thing worse than the guy who can't tell a joke is the guy who can't take one

The guy who’s addicted to social media.
ofcourse you know what im saying;
Don't bother with a guy if he breaks out into a cold sweat when he is pinging and suddenly his cell phone battery gets low

The guy who used to be your boyfriend.
This one should be a no-brainer. Unfortunately, most might have slipped up once or twice thinking it could be different a second time around. It never is. Have a little ex sex if you must, but whatever you do, don't try and date an ex boyfriend.

I'd never approach'd a gurl!

None!

Neatness!!!!!!!!!!!!
..it exudes; wat she wears, including d bag and ha foot wear, how she dressed, odour, the hair; how well itz kept,,back of ha legs etc

collinsedwin:
shebi na those with big nd wide Teeth, they really turn me on

lmao

Wrong! ...
..shud be ; ...about some guyz

..breast milk don turn weapon b dat xo?......

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CaptainGeneral1:
So please tell me what's going on here. I dropped a word play, a fool told me we are here to battle, now I'm bringing battle now u are also telling me this aint a battle thread. Ok what is it??

catch fun here - https://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above

or u drop ya bars on ffr

dammydeed1:
Y'all rappers (wrappers) aint good enough 4 my beef role // so y'all shud go wait in line 4 d next toll.

wat iz dhiz one sayin

CaptainGeneral1:
Ok, accepted. #just to prove maturity. Are u in for battle or u want to continue with this??

dhiz aint a thread for battle

sheddyboy:
koboko for what? its nt allowed here.

to lash ur ass for making such fallacious statement

sheddyboy:
thanks, then, we still have MANY virgins out there.

*rushes in to get koboko* ..Huh? Say that again

Nigga u just C&P evrifin huh? ...yhu shud v jst highlightd the relevant ones that sounds somehow true. Yhu just pour all of 'em down

anyway, i hope ''Sharing Something Cute'' on FaceBuk won't sue yhu for dhiz ....


*after Op's 'modified'* .... Cn yhu just do sme shuffle nd pick strong ones?? ...most of diz '10' aint true facts

Dhiz nigga be judas iscariot ... *the last diss'are 'E-poo's!//
yhu xo dry boi...the hamarttan affects ur flow too?

starlingleanets:
I think Its under point number 1

oga o, xo money melts a lady's heart? .....

Is dhiz sme kind of nollywood movie? ...or u writin a script on dhiz kinda shii, cuz i cnt imagine a 21st century young man enter'in one yeye lady's vehicle to lead d way to one yeye street..,. Absurd!

...xo the nigga be like, 'i punched ha face, unlockd d door nd threw moi sef out' .....hehe... Can u explain dhiz scene more?