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Konfammmmmmmm

Eeeh wey d spoon for the pepper soup nahh? Dis boy where U from sef


Comeooo b4 U begin run like mumu, as U dey bring the spoon, bring two Gulder for Okija_juju and UncleTbundy. Come U dey  am there?? No be dat guy ooh. U no dey  dat old man for back there. Dis boy sef U no get brain? I tell U say pesin na uncle U still dey ask me. Oya give am any old man U  for dat back. Ediotboy.

Heyyyyyyyyyy Barman


Sheyy una Harp chill well welll


Nack me one sharp sharp


Una get goat meat?


Bring one plate.



U dey madd?? Go bring me beer U stand there dey ask me money. I tell U say I dey run before Com`nn go bring me beer Ediot.

God forgive me for clicking this thread

AirForce1 milk no be milk Weda na Loya or peak.




Keep going places my Jazzy


Haters gonn Hate.

naijathings: ey yahh..
am i just saw this guy on monday when he was trying to pick his daughter from school..
very cool guy.
his jeep was blocking the street and I was about to ride out,, he cam out and pleaded
very humbly and I let him take all the time needed to reverse and take his baby
girl home.. his face was not as bright as usual on that day.. No wonder.

*clears throat* adjusts eyeglass, continues reading the novel.

Umuaka
Umuaka

Enyi Jisos

Kponkwem

Shaa I can't take him serious.

He is a Comedian.

Nothing

ASUU strike

Whyyyyy?

Same as Afore Afore Afore Mentioned

JƱڪτ̲̅ be like pesin wey wan buy recharge card for junction.

Run Down Machine. E.diot


@O.P

I don't even know what to say.

seedord247: Shuttup phool..... Buggati belongs to Ace not rick.

And he wasn't featured on d song??
He was even d richest among all em murdafykers dat did d song.

Nxt time tell Ur fada to shutup.

Will U marry me??

Sometimes when Mukina bans people to 2050. I wonder why but now I  his point of view.

Rick Ross was JƱڪτ̲̅ worth 6mil last year and he rapped “I woke up in a new Buggati”
I be like how much is the new Buggati and how much are U worth??.
FAKE LIVES.

[quote author=190-the-clown][color=RED]wait someone read what this OP typed here to me SLOWLY! [/color][/quote]

[quote author=190-the-clown][color=RED]wait someone read what this OP typed here to me SLOWLY! [/color][/quote]because U don't comprehend at full speed
My Diagnosis..., U need to upgrade ur internal RAM with about 2 more gigg. I will even make it quadcore.

nicetboy: thnks for your observation.but know the difference between grammatical error and typographical before you jump in to express your criticism mr prof

The errors I saw here look more grammatical than typographic to me.
The tenses were incoherent. The construction was poor. The Lexis was more like that of a French/English translation.
I am not a hater, am JƱڪτ̲̅ telling U to proof-read first before posting.

GOD BLESS.

You are in final year and your grammar is this poor?


What's the name of your school again?

fflamingo: and since then I never looked back

fflamingo: and since then I never looked back

fflamingo: and since then I never looked back

Don't even try to think about it
Congzz Happy Birthday

I called her Sugar thou we later broke up. She cheated on me

Used to know this dude in the slums of Abakpa. Always knew he had something special in him with the way he acted then didn't know he would become dis big. May God continue to bless his hustle.

I like ur comport and self-assertion

U are a real big boi

Let's liven up the Sunday, make it fun and add urs.
For me, now that Mikel has scored
Rita Dominic will agree to marry me.
Lepacious Bose go win miss World
Tonto Dikeh will stop smoking weed
Terry G go become pastor
Melvin will win Gulder Ultimate Search 10
Dangote go gree borrow me money

yemi2plus: I can never put myself in the shoes of a Nigerian Police Man. Never, not even in the next world.

My man no be only U. Me sef dey add God Forbid

Felt like kissing him, the new set is beautiful

Congzzzz Wene Mighty.
With this mixer and ur incredible voice ur next single/album is platinum already.