₦airaland Forum

Mere commissioner welcome o. Wetin you come do?

Guy gat no taste in women. Abi na jazz?

Nah Osun own dey vex me pass.

BIS subscription for most.

She try.

Just imagine! No low is too low for APC supporters.

Whatever!

Nah you sabi

Darkness cannot stop light.

That's because darkness cannot stop light.

Your spirit wife has birthed triplets for you.

Given their culture, I hope they don't take it out of Yorubawood.

Congratulations to him.

yarnings:
There is likely to be another round of election between wike and peterside in rivers state

The margin this time around will be wide as from Port Harcourt to Jerusalem! APC can never defeat PDP in Rivers State.

Are those white panties or shorts in the second picture? I need clarification please.

dukeolumde:
My fellow Nairalanders, which GRAMMAR makes u laugh ur head out each time u remember it ??

I'll open the floor:

During our orientation camp in Bayelsa, one of our mates (a femail) reported to the Hausa Soldier in charge of our platoon about her missing bucket and soap.

Girl: Sir they have stolen my bucket (sobbing seriously)
Hausa Soldier: Don't waary
Hausa Soldier: Kaiiiiii, IF I SEE MY BACKIT WILL U RESEMBLE IT??

Mine is "one of our mates (a femail)".........

Buhari can arrange such to deceive Nigerians.
The source be like boko website.

Lies. If I hear, "She came down and started raining abuses on the police men", in this Nigeria? And she lived to tell the story?

kennydee05:
Is that the best you can say?

What else?

OrlandoOwoh:
What was introduced was a confraternity. Mind you, cult and secret cult are not the same.

Really? Kindly explain the difference.

Hope Germany doesn't end up with bomb strapping 'Christians'.
BTW, which Germany is that? West? My regards to Mitchell their president.

A reasonable oily head? How refreshing.

Yes o. He was a great president. God bless GEJ.

Musiwa will make a better Yoruba leader than Tinubu.

Hope he has finished paying for the car this one he's hiding his face.

Awo? Great? And Tinubu is beneath him? Low standards indeed for SW 'leaders'.

Cultism was introduced in Nigeria by a Yoruba man. See the aftermath?

When will APC stop mourning their loss of Rivers State? Is their destiny there?

Saving this page for Ejiro. She no dey allow me drink water keep cup. I worked with All States bank not Fidelity bank!

This letter is co signed by me. The thunder part especially though I will rather hailstones also partake in the firing.

He who butchers must be butchered. Law of karma! If in doubt, ask Buhari.