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Jobyruz:
you must be labelled most wanted,do u know the number of charges that cold be levied against you?
Illegal possession of officers quarter keys
2 falsification of mobile number thereby dragging innocent person
to your deceit
3 toying with the emotion of officer through a game of deceit
4 rubbishing the image of the officer on the platform of the civilian... Can add urs

Refusing to collect 'egg roll' from a police officer!
LMAO!!!

SunnyJ2:
you thought you are smart, but you are the biggest fool 21st century. u are eating from who you don't like, that is why alot of girls are victims of rape. chup here and chup there with fake promises, did you think the man will be happy if he see you? what if his opportune to see you in a lonely place. you shouldn't have accept is request. you are very cheap, you love free things, u can be easily drug to sleep. you are the cheapest and most insensitive girl in nairaland.

Oga take it easy now! You don't have to take it personal! Wats it with the name calling? She shared an experience that happened to her cos she tinks it wld bring smiles to the faces of peeps here! Then u in ur wisdom tink resolving to name-calling is the way to go! You're a man now, u sld be able to address some ishs and not talk like a b.itch!
+ make use of the spell-check on ur fone...the blunders are much! And like I'll always say, if the story aint good for u, go write urs!

udomma1005:
Not funny @all,kinda stale,mouldy attempt@ trying to be funny!
Try anoda one.

You can also try to write your own 'funny' story, Mr Man!

Naijasinglegirl:
I can do better? Hello? When did you hire me to become your online clown?

I wonder oo! Some people be forming like President Jonathan!

dancok:
the op is a waka waka girl before, I think she no get job gan.

Jobberman...u go give am job? Hian!

Maamin:
Who is talking to this one? Hian

Ahan my oga...we dey fight?

Maamin:
So you met an unknown policeman on the road that helped you to cross over the high traffic congestion and you already followed him to the bar to drink fayrouz smh!

*ignored*

ireneony:
you take nairaland so serious, this is a faceless forum not reality...last time I checked, is a social media were peeps choose to act are they like ....
Let me tell u, off internet am so different .....
Guy go and have your brain check, if you really take what people say here serious.
Smh....
I just de pity your life...poor guy

Wow! Errm...I'm really not nice with words oo...I've got a very very bad mouth too! I didn't tink I've said anything to insult you in anyway! Ur insults...dat wasn't necessary at all!
Anyway, no shii...*lips sealed*

Ipledge:
thanks for ur advice,I pray she listens to your advice

And you too my oga, take it easy with the ladies around here! The name-calling thingie isn't fair!
And I sincerely wish your dream would come through!

ireneony:
hmmmm only a broke niggah, that can wake up this morning and typed this....
working class guys dont have time for this gibberish

Young lady, I really do not like the fact that you're portrayed as sharp-tongued and saucy! I'm sure u're just being misunderstood!
However, it isn't every post u ought to reply to with venom! There are some tins u can just laugh off! Even the other lady the OP seems to be crushing on isn't taking it so serious. Life is too short to be too serious! Be cheerful and laugh often! Turn on the charm and let people here see dat u aren't a bitch as people claim!

Arsenal to pay £81m for Hummels and Gundogan!

Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger is prepared to splash out £81.5 million on Dortmund duo, Matt Hummels and Ikay Gundogan. Dortmund are unwilling to listen to offers for the Germans but with the issues at the club, they may decide to cash in on the players.

United in for Marquinhos?

Reports in England has it that Manchester United have lodged a £30 million bid for PSG defender, Marquinhos. The young defender joined PSG from Roma 18 months ago and have struggled to nail down a regular starter spot in the team. With fellow Brazilians, David Luis and Thiago Silver thriving in the centre of the PSG defense, the player might consider joining Manchester United this month.

Defoe-Altidore swap clubs!

Talks have reached crucial stages for the swap deal that brings Jermaine Defoe back to England to Sunderland and takes Jozy Altidore to the MLS. Altidore has struggled for form and consistency with Sunderland scoring one goal in 18 months. The move is expected to be announced today with both players moving opposite ways.

Bony finally joins Man City!

After weeks and weeks of ongoing transfer negotiation between Swansea City and Manchester City, both clubs have reached an agreement and the move for Wilfred Bony has been finalized! The deal is believed to be worth £27 million and the player is set to earn £75,000 per week with a lot of bonuses by the side.

pamcode:
so we were born in the same month no wonder i was attracted to ur thread

LOL...yes oo! Thanks all the same mate!

Odunharry:
Odunayo
lasu 2014..Accounting Edu
Lagos,Uyo or Enugu

Of the greatest Lasuite oo! Ow far now? Una tey enter here oo!

West Ham to sign Song Permanently!

West Ham have decided to sign Alex Song on a permanent basis by the end of the season! The Barcelona man has impressed at Upton Park this season and West Ham's boss Big Sam wants him to stay!

Man UTD joins Schneiderlin race!

Englis giants, Manchester United have joined the race to sign Morgan Schneiderlin. The Southampton midfielder is wanted by all Premier League top sides with United willing to offer £32 million for him. Manchester United also fear that Roma won't sell Kevin Strootman and are desperate to sign Schneiderlin this January!

Arsenal bids for Gundogan!

Finally, Arsenal have submitted a bid for a player. Reports at the Emirates Stadium have it that the Gunners have lodge a £15.6 million for the German international who is out of contract in 2016 and Borrusia Dortmund would probably like to catch in on the midfielder.

Falcao unhappy at United, set to join Juve!

After being left out of the matchday squad last week's loss to Southampton at Old Trafford, Radamel Falcao has been left unhappy by the development and won't sign for Manchester United at the end of the season. He is now opened to the option of signing for Italian Champions, Juventus.

Arbeloa to return to Liverpool!

Real Madrid defender, Alvaro Arbeloa is considering a return to England. But he would snub Arsenal and Chelsea to join former club, Liverpool. The Spanish international has lost his starting berth to youngster, Dani Carvajal and is seeking a move away from Madrid.

Napoli joins chase for Lucas Leiva!

Liverpool midfielder, Lucas Leiva has once again been highlighted as a transfer target for Napoli. The Brazilian central midfielder has also been linked to Inter Milan, with Roberto Mancini desperate to sign the player.

Balotelli back to Italy?

Reports in England and Italy have it that Italian striker, Mario Balotelli is set to join Serie A champions, Juventus on a loan. The deal is subject to being made permanently at the end of the season for £14 million. Liverpool will be willing to sell the former AC Milan forward to raise funds to buy West Brom's Saido Berahino and long time interest, Gonzalo Higuain!

gerrisson:
Someone here asked me how another person can go to the length of creating a fake time table!
These people have created fake NYSC website and have been running it since whenever. A Google search for Nysc website can easily lead you to a fake website!
Drafting a fake time table is a chicken feed for them.

My oga, are you telling me that NYSC officials weren't aware of the fake website? Why didn't they release an official statement to deny the contents of the website! Didn't they see the fake time table that was released? I really do not know if these people are playing games with our time and future! All I know is that it took me a couple of days to get over the postponement to May in the first place! Anything farther than May won't make sense at all!