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My opinion is dat both parties do lie, but I think what we should be looking at is the gravity of the Lies. For instance: .

A man's lie is: I was wit my friends last nyt (meanwhile he was with another lady).

A lady's lie is: THE BABY IS YOURS!! (meanwhile she fully knows it belongs to Tuface). ℓ☺ℓ

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hope this wont affect uche's gameplay, look at Yobo after he got married. *own goal master*

most brides are uglier on thier wedding day because they apply too much make up. this is a known fact. the chic is quite hot in real life.

and yeah, they gettin married to footballers aint a fluke. this MBGN contestants take thier parole to another level. our Nigerian actresses can only wish they had thier parole.

all you males saying tall, dark and handsome equates to long d.i.c.ks are irritatingly silly and ignorant. ya'll obviously not lived in boarding school or something.

women are naturally sentimental. They tend to move with trends and not with thier brains thats why they say "tall, dark and handsome". as they grow older and life Zap.s them hard they snap from thier fantasies.

i thought the width of a d.i.c.k not the lenght freaks women. most women will have fewer 5ex partners than the average man. dont let them tell you what they like. they dont have a clue.

almost all chocolate city boys are short. M.I, jesse jagz, brymo, ice prince. when i mean short, they are short and the creamest girls reside on their d.i.c.ks. ITS ALL ABOUT THAT PAPER

i laugh at the OP. you must really be a ugly village girl

this is old gist tho. if you've ever been to clubs in south africa, sweden , ethopia and other parts of the world. you might hate nigerian women forever.

i've been to clubs in the 3 countries menthioned and the experience was different. the ladies there didnt complain about this issues like the UGLY nairaland chics.

come to the club to ping, gossip in loud music or just sit and watch. Its all well with you.

yahoo boys are the boko-haram of nairaland. see them posting thier numbers and E-mail like its the love section on vanguard newspaper . funny dudes.

i know what i want.
my chic must have an incredible sense of humor, mad sex drive , mad blood drive and a really nice a. s. s ! (this includes softness).
caring and loving not necessary.

if a lady tricks me into a relationship (wonder panties and fake atttitude) i will bounce her with immediate effect and continue "the ultimate search"

i banged a smoker chic once. Her breath made my dick soft !

@poster, none of the phones in the picture is a bold 2. the one at the left is a curve 2 while the one at the right is a bold 1. funny dude , and yeah. a clean curve 2 goes for 22k and a bold 1 goes for 30k .

i have the same problem with the poster. i bought a tour last week but my airtel line wouldnt check my balance or load credit. the network too is very poor,i tried putting a GLO sim and the network was ok and it checked the balance. i think its an airtel thing. i plan on getting an MTN sim.

@pro01 , you summed it up ! i tried not to make my reply too long !! as i said before, most women are quite shallow. A man as intelligent, worldly and educated usually comes down intellectually to get that "companionship" ! i will not ramble. what will be will be . peace !

harakiri:
I'm clueless on where to place you. You aren't contributing to the topic of discussion rather you are dropping side line comments for other posters who ACTUALLY made an effort to type something that would be beneficial to a whole lot of readers out there. Is this the typical. . . (make i leave am 4 hia, dis na early morning)

@tosinville  you sound like a girl whats with the shallow side remarks ! (that was rhetoric, dont even reply i wont have your time)

i am with @ Harakiri on this one. I beleive we both share some characteristics that the "average" man will definitely mis-understand. when i was alot younger i asked myself this question, i asked my DAD this question "what do these girls actually DO for me ?", the same way i ask my self what some of my male friends do for me !, please let no-one badger harakiri because i KNOW where he is coming from and the type of persona he has to speak like this. I KNOW. most of the harakiri's badgerers have answered the thread's question by calling harakiri GAY ! yes, the only thing most women contribute to a relationship is SEX ! (i highlighted relationship so you dont mix it up with marriage), apart from that what else? PLEASE ask yourself this. very few women can actually satisfy a man in other areas (i mean COMPANIONSHIP),  very few! why is it that most men who really love thier ladies still prefer hanging out with the boys more ! how many women can make you laugh the way your boys make you laugh, how many women can have your back when you need support (i dont mean nollywood situations). what is that thing your lady gives (apart from sex) someone else (man and woman) cant give you? we men actually pay for the sex indirectly (indirect TAX) so whats the big deal ?
An alpha breed of wonder women exist who are humorous , sincere and loyal and i beleive Harakiri knows this. anytime i meet women like this they give me hope that all is not lost. cos there was a time i planned to "tuface" my life and keep the marriage thing aside to avoid the lady drama but i realized that its not that bad. we just have to shine our eyes thats all  

cold:
Why can't things ever be done properly in Naija?Surrogacy is done legally in other climes.Where women carry pegnancies for other women that are unable to do so.Why must everything be diabolic,shambolic & shrouded in secrecy in Naija.I tire oo

thats what i was about to say. since you already said it i simply quote the words of sauce kid the great "she don tey madt O !" 

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=616834.msg7858234#msg7858234 date=1299442345]
Its none of your business what her religious practice is!!!! Who are you to tell her what she should or shouldn't practice?!?! I cannot stand Bible thumpers like you. Even if she wanted to worship the devil, who are you to deter her from that?!?! She has a right to practice whatever religious belief she wants to just as you have a right to practice your religious beliefs as a Christian. Stop trying to shove your religious beliefs down the throats of others. I swear, some of you religious fanatics are by far the biggest hypocrites in the world.[/quote]@ inked nerd YOU obviously dont know what a fanatic is (i wonder what type of nerd you are). i am not a fanatic and didnt sound like one in my post. i did not suggest a religion or cajole anyone to worship my prefered diety or even ME ! i find the fact that she has the nerve to start her own religion appalling.There are million ways to propagate a religion without being "fanatic" about it & oprah obviously knows these ways by heart. oprah has openly condemed bible quotes  and christainity and went a step further to create her religion (taking advantage of the agnostic/non religious void in the lives of her followers) so her followers who have been weakened in thier faiths (by her religious badgering) have little objections to converting to her religion.

do you know how hard it is to CONVERT  a muslim, christian, hindu, whatever? do you actually think her religion is a fluke or just a spontaneous idea ? cant you open your BLIND EYES to see this was mapped out ? why didnt she start a religion 5 years ago , why now? why start a religion when quitting the oprah show ? she is at the peak of her career if you dont know and she has millions of followers.these millions will multiply by birth,marriage and the followership will increase (just like other new age religions)!! A SEMI NEW WORLD ORDER. please tell me WHO IS THE FANATIC HERE ?, WHO IS CONVERTING MILLIONS IN SUBTLE WAYS ?.

Fanaticism doesnt involve stone headed loyalty, its a strategy !! a mission ! you are just another celebrity kiss a$$.i am pissed with oprah because SHE IS THE FANATIC ! a subtle one !! she is actually doing what hitler and many others failed to do with force!

i never said i was  christian neither did i shove a superior religion down anyone's throat (as you ignorantly pointed out in your not-so-smart post). you better read well!

it's none of my business what oprah does with her family what pisses me of about her is that she is a staunch believer in new age religions and has even created her own religion (search on that). she is more like a goddess to many american women and they do anything if not everything she does.
oprah's show encourages divorce, feminism and she makes women feel they are not okay the way God created them.

anybody who is unaware of oprah's affliations with top occultic fraternities and brotherhoods should SHUT THE PHUCK UP and do some research before arguing blindly then come back on nairaland and apologize !!!

speaking for myself, a number of ladies have approached me  (a mother to one did it on her pikin's behalf). anytime this happens i USUALLY lose interest in the person in question for trivial reasons. being approached doesnt work for me cos i'd feel like the passive one, the dominated and that cant happen cos i'm the ALPHA MALE, OPTIMUS PRIME, YESS BOSS !

@poster , i know your wife aint serving you A$$ the right way so you're bored as phuck!! but see, dont bother moving on the next one (mama esther) cos naija women are ALL the same ,  POOR IN BED ! 

duhh !! it has only made me GAY-ER, with em nollywod issue (spit)

[quote author=p.wiz link=topic=394460.msg7834332#msg7834332 date=1299109928]Hehehe pastor dowjones [/quote]far from being a pastor, i'm prejudiced against virgins, i like my women vintage, slightly used but in good condition . yes boss !

@ poster : you're a GOAT for de-flowering a girl !

nothing personal, i just hate people who do stuff like this and post it on the web !!

[quote author=X-factoria link=topic=614938.msg7831515#msg7831515 date=1299083515]Well, a better guide to knowing the good or bad banks is the KPMG banking survey report 2010.. Please visit KPMG's website for a glance.

http://www.kpmg.com/NG/en/IssuesAndInsights/ArticlesPublications/Pages/BankingIndustrySurvey2010.aspx


Any bank not rated in that report is definitely not worth its salt.[/quote]KPMG my a** ! you really think they carry out surveys.

i dont see anything extreme about that pic. Rihana has done alot worse.

denony:
Genny is woogly ugly
she is looking too acient.
is she suffering from acientparacuetic syndrom?

very true ! she looking sagged and all. she needs to get a man !