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druid06: There's no advantage of not having a girl for a relationship. The advantages the op gave is just totally ridiculous. I think this thread should be changed to disadvantage of not having a girl friend. I can personally tell you what you miss when you're not in any relationship since I'm currently single..

1) No one to talk to and there's feeling of loneliness
2) You don't get the latest gist about other people (tatafo)..lol..
3) No one to cuddle up on the bed or sofa watching late night movies
4) No date to take to a party or a club
5) No one to prepare your dishes and help you with common house chores
6) No intimacy ( You know what I mean ) (WINK!!)
7) No one to make your day or put a smile on your face
No text messages in the morning from your girl telling you how much she loves and misses you
9) No girl to make your friends jealous
10) and no girl to always piss you off..lol..

shut up there ! how many girls do what you listed? how many nigerian girls can hold a concrete conversation? how many girls can put a "genuine" smile on your face the way your boys do ? stupid woman wrapper ! I'm sure you are one of those nollywood watching boys that wears bodyhugs and gossips with girls on mundane issues. ode

mmmustapha: You worship besides Allah only idols, and you
only invent falsehood. Verily, those whom you
worship besides Allah have no power to give you
provision, so seek your provision from Allah
(Alone), and worship Him (Alone), and be grateful
to Him. To Him (Alone) you will be brought back.

Don't bring your violent religion here o !

Abali1: Even when the guy was just an ordinary student in UNILAG, ladies still love his Style. And for those saying Gay, this guy literally ran away from a suspected gay lecturer's office way back in school.

from the days of "kiddies vision 101" till now he has always been gay. a handful of Nigeria artistes are homo (conditionally) but this dude is straight up gangsta homo.

The pigeons on my neighbours roof fight all the time too.

berem: Ah! Thank God they aren't nigerians! If not..... The rest na story!

It has happened in Naija o. dont dull . I saw a similar story like this but it was reverse . twin brothers married one woman. pls can anyone confirm this fact or search sun website?

achi4u: RPG? what next?

long range missiles... submarines... nuclear war heads

dagreen14: Guys picture are photoshop,

PhotoShop kor picture kiosk ni... can't u see elrufai's shadow on buhari ?

the man died "hard" !

AK 48: Was he on drugs

After the first release why didn't he loose interest and it will drop for sometime

I think the man was playing along and was enjoying it until he died.

My question is,where is he goin to spend eternity after dieing ontop.

common sense will tell you he was NOT on top..he should have been pinned down hands and feet while the wives rode till his death...and yeah, a man can stay erect even after ejaculation if he is stimulated non stop...research.

Goldie displayed the pretentious nature and social mediocrity of the "average" Nigerian woman. I can't blame her cos she was who she is in the house... the plain, boring Nigerian lady who always needs a man to stress and think they're doing him a favour.
being "real" in the BBA game doesn't help...she should know better .

Ladies are the cause of failed marriages. Most ladies are on the desperate side but still strive to get the creme of crop even if it means getting married to an incompatible person. there's this chic I dated who always bugged me about marriage even after I told her I hate marriage with my heart...and we fight all the time.I mean ALL the time !
Marriage to ladies is not about hooking up with a soulmate for life (that's secondary) its all about the Fanfare and status it brings.

[quote author=tpia@]never get married if you dont like fighting.


no biggie.[/quote]very true.

some tricks.sorry , chics show these signs and still bounce you if you attempt to make a move.

Basildon1: Comedy value will never be equal to GAME!

Are you indirectly saying the poster lacks game and jokes away his chances of getting laid?

pleep: being funny will get you female friends... but it wont necessarily get you laid.

true . chics will laugh off your erot.ic attempts.

gboss4sure: she must be from Deeper life or Lords Choosen Church. Or even from my church.

CAC. Ori Oke parish ?

Ahmedie25: Has dressing deceitly become inmoral in our society? if not why do u said the picture is funny,such a deceit girl are scarce in world 2day

you illiterate .

Billyonaire: Yes Kitty Kat, you sound like my specs. But I got to pre-warn you that I am severally girlfriended, and hates to hurt a Soul due to my understandings of the solar nature of human existence as well as love as the universal neutralizer of all positive and negative vibrations in every consciousness of existence. Feel free to follow me and who knows, beauty and the brains in us could be neutralized with the ever overwhelming cosmic vibrations of love.

now thats pretty hardcore.. LOL

9lifes: I agree with you.If you don't have anything to say,they just disappear,and forget it if becomes too serious (things outside shopping,gossip and nollywood).They are fast to label people boring and yet they can hardly hold a nice convo for more than 5 minutes.

Seriously,some ladies need to take responsibility for their own fun and happiness.

very true. Even ladies find themselves boring! I am quite wordly, I know a little about everything cos I read, but when I come across cute chics I simply "downgrade" and stoop to thier level. this way they don't find me boring

kitty kat: I am not boring joor. Try me

most naija chics are interesting online but incredibly boring and shallow in person. if you are what you say you are its a good thing .

crusifis: who is she? is d magazine a nigerian or a foreign magazine

she's our president's daughter ... #seequestion

jaym112002: You've gat nice topics Rokiatu...Loving your posts!

I couldn't break up with my ex face to face, i had to call her...She was too emotional on a relationship that was never serious, just mostly physical

the same as me. I broke up with this chic last night through whatsapp. It was meant to be a booty call relationship but she started taking it too far. the online breakup was my option cos she could be incredibly violent !

ismhab: WITHOUT ANY DOUBT HE IS A MEMBER OF BOKO HARAM THUGS.

you are a member of the id.iotic thugs

xpensive05: now dats wassup.....wizzzy, kip za plag plying...thumbs up

Did you rub your face on the keyboard to type that ?

pufectskin: To those of you that are homophobic; no amount of hatred or punishment would make homosexuality go away, I am afraid. Homosexuality is as old as your great great great grand parents. The only reason why it appears new is because there is because societies like America encourage openness and self expression and there is also the technology for societies to access information.
I have a great-grand uncle who never got married (if he were still alive, he'll be 113yrs old this year); my mum said he was extremely neat, dashing, and d mist well dressed man she ever knew. He always said he couldn't stand women. I told my mum he was gay but because of the times he lived in, he couldn't come out.
In my opinion, societies are better off if they allow this people come out so that we all know who we are dealing with.

your great grand uncle was gay? ok bye .

deshclones: Being homo sexual is something i still can not understand no matter how hard i try....so with all the pretty and curvy ladies parading this earth...ladies with formidable and well proportioned frontage and backside,smooth velvet legs and soft lips......this pussy wey dey sweet pass anything....person go decide to become a homo sexual...ramming his rod into another hairy muscular man like himself?? Lord have mercy.....

that was graphic my niccur, real graphic !

mikuz: i don laugh fall inside well.

and your phone never spoil

there is alot of swag in that image.

anybody who fights for davido or anyother "celebrity" is nothing but a fool, groupie and a$$ licker. its a trend I've noticed on nairaland and its a sign that the membership of this forum is quickly being monopolized by a clueless younger generation. don't go around fighting for a celeb that would snub your stupid ass if he sees you.

ActiveMan: I HATE NIGERIA AS A COUNTRY

THE PEOPLE ALWAYS BEHAVE BASE ON THEIR PERSONAL HATRED

WHY WILL YOU SLAP YOUR FELLOW CITIZEN

BECAUSE YOU ARE A POLICE OR A MOPOL OFFICER?

NO LAW FOR THIS COUNTRY SHA

when a kid like davido "handles" you, you will not only slap him but slam his skull on the floor. you really don't know how present day kids roll? they will attempt to embarrass an older person and call it "wash" !