Nairaland General › Re: Ado-Awaye: The 7 Wonders Of The Mysterious Town In Oyo by Dpaulie(m): 9:30am On Apr 17, 2021 |
This your interpretation of agbomofunyake is so funny, if u don't understand Yoruba/English, pls give your work to a good interpreter biko...don't confuse people |
Foreign Affairs › Re: William Amos Caught Naked On Zoom by Dpaulie(m): 8:07pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
Oyinbo people |
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed In An Uncompleted Building Beside My House (Photos) by Dpaulie(m): 11:34am On Apr 15, 2021 |
You killed it mercilessly |
Properties › Re: What Are The Things You Consider Before Moving To A New Place Of Residence? by Dpaulie(m): 8:48pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
Proximity to my my place of work, markets, roads, security and how stable their electricity in that area |
Politics › Re: ESN Releases Photo Of Fulani Herdsman Killed In Ebonyi by Dpaulie(m): 4:03pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
This is what our leaders have forced us to be doing.. self defense or your life... well done ESN |
Business › Re: Shoprite Sells Nigerian Business To Property Company by Dpaulie(m): 3:59pm On Apr 14, 2021*. Modified: 6:29pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
Even we small, small entrepreneurers sef no find am easy operating in Nigeria... youths should do this and that, those wey no do even Dey do better pass us... Gboys, una well done ooh |
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Halilu Shaba As NASRDA DG by Dpaulie(m): 3:57pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
If we don’t hear Haliu, we go hear Garba...continue |
Politics › Re: The Future Of Africa? Seven Times Ghana Has Beaten Nigeria To The Prize by Dpaulie(m): 3:37pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
While Ghana are humble and achieve great things, Nigeria, there shouting giant of Africa for nothing |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Not More Than 28 Years by Dpaulie(m): 11:36am On Apr 14, 2021 |
HORLADY: This age barrier is my greatest nightmare as I type though I am just two months shy of 36yrs. After serving Nigerian Navy for 16yrs, during which time I trained myself in the University, became a Chartered Accountant and currently pursuing my Masters Degree. I left the Navy to pursue my dream of working as an Accountant because I was in the Engineering branch while in the Navy. But two years later , I am still hunting for job. Nairalanders help me o A wrong step taken... no go better for your adviser, nevertheless I pray that the almighty God help u achieve your heart desires in totality |
Sports › Re: Neymar Celebrates PSG Win Kimmich's Face (Photos) by Dpaulie(m): 11:19am On Apr 14, 2021 |
WorkDesQ: This is deliberate and so wrong. FIFA ought to step in.. What it a fight breaks. This is so immature and wrong. That's why no matter what Newmarket plays, he's more than often ignored all the time Neymar has never been a matured player in all his career...that’s why mbape is even ahead of him in the heart of fans!!! |
Education › Re: Professor Bose Afolabi Wins $2.5 Million Bill Gates Grant by Dpaulie(m): 2:56pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
Seakay: go sleep abeg! Ok, thank u, but mind u, this is a faceless forum, no be everybody u quote or meet are your mate in every respect |
Education › Re: Professor Bose Afolabi Wins $2.5 Million Bill Gates Grant by Dpaulie(m): 11:16am On Apr 13, 2021 |
Seakay: Be careful brother/Sister, you can never be prosperous with this kind of mentality. Imagine you, you’re telling me I can’t ever be prosperous? I can never say that to my fellow human being, never, but the truth is that I’m more prosper than u, I can bet it |
Education › Re: Professor Bose Afolabi Wins $2.5 Million Bill Gates Grant by Dpaulie(m): 8:25am On Apr 13, 2021 |
Seakay: Big Congrats to her. No forget to pay ur tithe sha Tithe for what  Is it her money, so she should divert money meant for research into another man’s business  The way we practice both Islam and Christianity in this part of the world makes me feel like no one can enter paradise or aljanah.. if anyone exist |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Begins Distribution Of Rice To Kano Residents (Photo) by Dpaulie(m): 1:06pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
As usual... politicians must worship them in other to get what they want in detriment of reasonable ones |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Called A Wrong Number That Resulted In A Relationship? by Dpaulie(m): 10:55pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Sometimes in 2006, a lady mistakenly called my line like that.. said she wanted to speak to someone mentioned my name but said the person was a female, obviously she was calling a wrong line, I did tell her that I bear the name but a male, she now greet me and say thank u for the audience. She hung up, I later wanted to make a call I was in a hurry too because I was in a wedding party, I mistakenly called her line too before I could say anything she just mentioned my name, that’s how we started, this period was the xtracool period.. somewhere along the line I discovered that the lady was a princess from ondo.. that was how we became bosom friend, before I knew it, the lady insisted to see me by all means, started telling me funny, funny word like “ I feel like hugging u this night” , feeling like caressing u” “ feeling like giving u a wet kiss etc na from her mouth I first heard the word “wet kiss” she came from ondo to Ibadan eventually, that’s how we started a proper relationship.... |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Dpaulie(m): 12:39pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Jephyard: Hey bro I came from a place where juju rein supreme not the type you see in Lagos. But most of you have been lied to, the reason I don't know why.
Back in the 2005, I had to go home to complete my secondary education. In the village, no one is allowed to stay in the farm beyond 7pm that there is a spirit that roam around in farmland with one leg and a fire on it head. I was terrified the first time I heard about this but as I grew into the village, I gave it a shot to stay in the farm beyond 7pm yet could not find the said spirit and did more days and nothing happen. When I asked my uncle he told me it was a fable told to scare theives away from the farm. Believe me every one in the village actually believe there is a spirit with one leg and fire on it head. Another is when j brought a life chameleon home there was commotion even had to call my dad to come to me back to Lagos. reason being is the chameleon change 7 times the person will die until I am still alive and typing to you as we speak.
sometime you have to check some of the things you hear wherether is to put the society in check or a misinformation or deceit for a particular purpose that has gone beyond it reach what the initiator initially plan.
I did a little bit of juju or voodoo and shit works like magic just like Christianity or Islam. If we have not relegated or blacklist juju without knowing it, we would have been reaping the positive benefits now. our forefathers did a good job but our generation destroyed it.
Do you know why most time anyone that what to do money ritual is asked to kill a human being is because to they want to see your courage not the killing itself. the killing symbolise nothing it is the courage to kill or bear it all that worth it not the actual killing itself they want to see if you got the mind to go all out. Bro I understand you perfectly, I know fables , yes but juju is very real and I know juju very well because I can do it myself.. I’m from modakeke.. I inherit a lot of my grandpa’s account..I don’t use them though.. if u actually come from a village where juju is still in existence |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Dpaulie(m): 9:45am On Apr 11, 2021 |
lekki1444: People dont understand this. look at all the countries where people cheat the most ? THEY ARE ALL 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES. look at all the countries where people get one woman and stick with her for the rest of their life ? THEY ARE ALL FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES. a 3rd world country is when 200 million people are carrying all kinds of curses on them because of their actions. so the collective effect of 200 million curses is what creates the third world country
people need to understand that flesh is dust and sand that returns to the earth. thats not who you are. you are electromagnetic energy full of programs and the programs on most of these women is called the BLACK HOLE program which is created by GOD to suck out the destiny of philandering people. anytime you make that spiritual sexual bond with a woman, a part of your soul is removed. and so the more sex you have the weaker your soul gets and the older you start to look. also your destiny gets sucked out by the black hole. and so to prevent looking aged faster and having your destiny stolen its best to do what white people do which is why they thrive and their countries thrive, get a woman you love and stick with her forever. BUT I KNOW YOU ALL WILL NOT HEAR ME THOUGH BECAUSE SEX IS YOUR LIFE, SO CONTINUE TO ENJOY YOUR SELF INDUCED THIRD WORLD HELLHOLES. AND NO ? BUHARI IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM. TO FIND THE CURSE OF YOUR THIRD WORLD PROBLEM AND YOUR MISFORTUNES LOOK IN THE MIRROR. THE PROBLEM IS STARING RIGHT BACK AT YOU You’re a legend bro... love u |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Dpaulie(m): 9:41am On Apr 11, 2021 |
Jephyard: No one can't take someone glory by mere sleeping with them. There is no glory without work. You can't take someone glory without the pain or the hard work that come along worth it. You can't take one without the other. How do you take C. Ronaldo glories, he put in the work to get to where he is today, how do you take SAW Mohammed Glory or Jesus Christ glory with the crucifix or the suffering. How do you do that
I just don't know where we get this warp idea of stealing glories. For example to pass an exam you need to read your book. By your own logic if I have red my books and I slept with a woman that as been laced on by some voodoo to take off someone glory and I sat for that exam I won't pass. And another student that did not read his or her book that lace the voodoo on the woman will now pass the said exam because I slept with her, really! Just like that.
The only way I can think of one stealing/taking someone glories is through deception. Like taking someone work to be yours solely when you did not acknowledge other people input that did the job or something. Just the basic Stop kidding bro... your comment just dey make me laugh ni.. you know but nothing I swear, you never see anything in this world, and u may be lucky never to see anything.. I pray for that kind of grace of not seeing anything for u |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Dpaulie(m): 9:03am On Apr 11, 2021 |
seanwilliam: naso sha. There is more that meets the eyes . Just that most times if I’m goin go be sincere with myself, most of my failures can be attributed to lack of proper/ poor planning or wrong observation .. Failure/loss will always come as a result of something but there’s something hidden that bring about our action which leads to the failure or loss.. ladies carry this thing we call “Maru” it’s implanted into their spirit, they use this to tap fortunes of men they sleep with.. these ladies may not even know they are possessed with this.. bro the world is evil, especially in this part of the world |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Dpaulie(m): 8:01am On Apr 11, 2021 |
seanwilliam: Prove the bolded Dangote has olosho all over the world, at least we know about his American own |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by Dpaulie(m): 7:57am On Apr 11, 2021 |
seanwilliam: lol ye, I don piss for body. This guy u no well Atall .. which one be brainless bat
Anyway I really don’t believe in this bad luck of a thing .. but I believe in coincidence ..
2days ago I fhuck a girl , she left , my two phones charger burnt , laptop charger burnt , new expensive charger I bought self lost that same day ..
Lost so much on bad investment that same day .
I begin Dey think say na the girl carry Ill luck give me.. it was this morning I realized that the power voltage was so high that it spoiled my neighbors things too from their fridge to filter to tv.
And I didn’t know cos the bulb I’m using na all this designer bulb Wey u no go know if him full.
About the bad investment , person told me about something on WhatsApp and I didn’t bother to make further research I just put money , gbam! Naso all the money gone .
Everything is now my fault to Be honest.
But I don use it as game on the girl by telling her I’m going through depression ( God forbid ) so that she no go find me come house ( I’m not chasing her , I’m not just ready for commitment )..
So most things that happened to us are most due to bad plannings or poor observation
If I mastubate , I will never have a productive day cos I will just be so weak and sleeping all days ..
So all those things no mean jare ..
Im not denying if spirit exists or not. I’m talking for myself Baba forget all this ur grammar, ready to have more loss if care isn’t taking... this thing is fucking real, don’t let the western belief blindfold u |
Politics › Re: FG Receives Stolen Ile-ife Artifact From Mexico by Dpaulie(m): 11:13am On Apr 09, 2021 |
The return of the demon |
Politics › Re: Matawalle: Protests Against Buhari’s Medical Vacation Is An Attack On The North by Dpaulie(m): 9:44am On Apr 09, 2021 |
Everything is against the north, yet you’re the that has all the powers yet destroying the entity called Nigeria |
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: List Of Potential Candidates From The South East by Dpaulie(m): 9:34am On Apr 09, 2021 |
Igbos do not know what they really want, imagine you calling Nigeria names, want Biafra , not friend to neither Yoruba nor hausa/Fulani, you chose every tribe as your hater yet you want to be a president.. na so obasanjo, Jonathan or buhari became president... politically, your result is written in capital letters.. business is your way not politics |
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Condemns The Appointment Of Usman Alkali Baba As Acting IGP by Dpaulie(m): 2:12pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Toothless bulldogs...Like afenifere, like ohaneze.. only northerners are United politically, they’re the kingmakers |
Politics › Re: The Clapback Reno Omokri Gave To A Follower Who Dragged Him by Dpaulie(m): 12:10pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
chocolatelady: This Reno is shameless liar walahi. We have asked him for d pics of the 67 Almajiri schools that GEJ built in the north till now nothing . Pls those of u that still follows him on twitter should ask him for the pictures becos d shameless liar has blocked me on twitter. He just deceived his gullible followers who never had any fact to challenge his tweets. Where are the hospitals that GEJ built, let him show us the pics. See, since inception of democracy from 1999, no government has done what the present government is doing for hospitals especially federal ones. Ask ur LG chairman to revamp ur primary health care in ur communities. They have allocations for that. Everything is not done from Abuja Google is your friend sister... don’t just come here and showcase your laziness..do the research ma |
Politics › Re: The Clapback Reno Omokri Gave To A Follower Who Dragged Him by Dpaulie(m): 12:00pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Georgekyrian: But my dialogue is, what he illustrated about the past administration is it true? You can make a research... no way we can compare this present administration with Jonathan’s... these ones have no human feelings at all.. I drove my wife to the market this morning, I swear I regretted my action, the level of inflation ehn.. had to add extra 20k..just pity the unemployed and underemployed Nigerians, how do Dey cope.. no wonder ,the high rate of crime |
Car Talk › Re: My Car Vibrates When I Turn On Ac by Dpaulie(m): 12:58am On Apr 07, 2021 |
You may need to change one or two coils |
Travel › Re: Meet 22-Year-Old Lexie Alford Who Has Travelled To Every Country In The World by Dpaulie(m): 7:14am On Apr 06, 2021 |
Speechless |
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Not In London, Kemi Olunloyo Reveals His Alleged Location by Dpaulie(m): 7:12am On Apr 06, 2021 |
Wahala be like being the Nigeria president... always bring shame to the nation |
Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun: Amosun Didn’t Properly Capture Ogun Debt Profile by Dpaulie(m): 6:24am On Apr 06, 2021*. Modified: 11:50am On Apr 06, 2021 |
Arranged government...for almost 2 years now, you just discovered that debts are not properly captured..it’s not your fault but the fault goes to our useless people who Dey follow u guys up and down during election.. none of u worthy of governing.. from Jonathan to buhari, all of u!!! |
Politics › Re: Owerri Prison Break: 1,844 Inmates Escape, 35 Refuse To Go - NCoS by Dpaulie(m): 6:17am On Apr 06, 2021 |
Built2last: Nigeria is doomed.
EL-Rufai said Kaduna is almost 8 million people but the entire police force in Kaduna state is 11,000 people.
how can 11,000 people police 8 million people. Lagos can't boast of 30,000 police people. Nigeria has less than 400k police force. no weapons, no training, salaries and entitlements are not paid. The entire population of our Army, Airforce, Navy, Police, civil defence is not up to 2 million people. We are almost 200 million in population.
The pattern of prison break will continue. Bokoharam started it to free their men that were captured. IPOB has joined the same patter. unfortunately, we don't have an accurate data base to track the criminals.
The Youth in South East are tired of the uncountable police posts and checkpoints in the East. they have now resorted to killing them. police are scared to stand on roads. in fact they now wear plain cloths to work.
If anyone can't see that Nigeria is headed to the cesspit, needs an eye check.
Every region in Nigeria is bedevilled with all sorts of carnage.
We will see more police men being killed, police station robbed with weapons carted away in the East, soon, Niger Delta and South West will follow.
Every country elect leaders to make life better but Nigeria made a historical mistake with Buhari. In all these, the guy dey London dey catch cruise.
probably watching BBC. he can't be bothered This your reasoning is amazing...genius u must be |