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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Arrested For Smoking In A Non-smoking Hotel In Nairaobi by dplomaticVal: 10:06am On Oct 28, 2014
kimani juicy kitten no do am. na to smoke weed. he should rot.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Davido’s Older Brother Flaunt His New Rolex Watch by dplomaticVal: 9:57am On Oct 28, 2014
nothing spectacular. anyone on this forum can afford that. embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Calls Tiwa Savage A Mad Woman.. by dplomaticVal: 7:41pm On Oct 27, 2014
ideee03:
It means 'question' in Yoruba

kk na!. .una dialect 2mussh
Celebrities / Re: So Wrong! Wizkid Threatens To Beat Saeon Up On Camera! by dplomaticVal: 7:33am On Oct 26, 2014
Ontarget:

Honestly I don't play or enjoy Nigerian music cos am a fan of rock music, but I love that song very much. That song is probably the only Nigerian song I have liked this year. When I listen to music I don't care about lyrics. I focus on the sound and good singing and that's the main thing about music. If you hate the song that's your own opinion and it doesn't represent the feeling of others. So speak for yourself.
if u've no qualms with listenin to a bad lyrical rendition then you're a junkpot. ppl like u are the reason behind the backwardness of music in this country. u applaud wateva u see & fail to criticize whn a music lacks content.
it will yield u good to desist from listenin to poo and channel yo time to somethin more resourceful.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Venus Williams Shocks Many As She Goes Completely Nu D£ (look) +18 by dplomaticVal: 6:44am On Oct 26, 2014
thats no unclad jor.. she didnt shw the sensitive parts angry
moreover, i doubt if she's clean dwn there.
Celebrities / Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by dplomaticVal: 6:15am On Oct 26, 2014
beautiful then & ugly now.

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Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross Now Muscular After Drastic Weight Loss (pics) by dplomaticVal: 9:35pm On Oct 25, 2014
he's gna gain more ego now. his old look (fatness) sucks.
Btw now that he's thin he should reduce the no of neck chains he wears so he doesn't plummet wink
Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Calls Tiwa Savage A Mad Woman.. by dplomaticVal: 7:39pm On Oct 25, 2014
ideee03:
IBEERE
what does it mean
Celebrities / Re: Childish Attitude!! Iyanya Shows Off His Er*ction On Stage by dplomaticVal: 7:36pm On Oct 23, 2014
iyanya been acting amateurish since 1814. he wouldn't jettison puerility, childishness & his toxic stupidity til mammals start layin eggs. angry
Jokes Etc / Re: What Happened To Meyesterday". by dplomaticVal: 6:57pm On Oct 23, 2014
Bootybuttchic:
Gosh ur brain cells are dead grin grin .............and did u just mention crime zone?? ......did i type too fast dere ni....u are too slow undecided

hey, i dont mince words. how i see tins is how say dem.
honestly, yo thread shd be in crime zone cuz of the temporal assault & not joke cos it's funless tongue
so pls dnt ever say i hav dead cells or cal me slowpoke if u no wan ma slap yo chest.0.
Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Calls Tiwa Savage A Mad Woman.. by dplomaticVal: 6:11pm On Oct 23, 2014
@post.. jazzy jokingly called her that..
But why is tiwa,s mouth opened lie that
Did she swallow their 'cum' sad
Jokes Etc / Re: What Happened To Meyesterday". by dplomaticVal: 5:39pm On Oct 23, 2014
Bootybuttchic:
What Happened To Me
Yesterday"...
My People be very Careful
these days... this happened
to me Yesterday Evening.
When i returned Home....
my Face oooooooo, i cant
believe what just happened
to me, Wonders dey say
shall never end.
I was standing infront of
the entrance of my House
to open the Gate so I can
drive in. Then One Woman
came and told me that she
knows me, that she has met
me before. So I was like I
can't really recall where
and when I met you,
anyway, pls remind me.
Then the Woman said that
she had met me in a
Conference in Ibadan in
February to be precise.
Ooops!!! Madam, I have not
been to Ibadan this year
and after all I don't know or
have any Relations in
Ibadan that was my reply.
Before I could complete the
statement, I heard "TAWAII
- TAWAII", A very hot Slap
on my face, if the
Temperature of that Slap
was to be measured it will
be around 200¤c.
I felt so confused, at first I
thought the Slap was from a
man, I looked behind her to
see if there was another
person behind her, but
there was none. So i tried
to ask her what I have
done, I was trying to
apologize, sorry Ma for not
recalling your name.
'Tawaiii!' the hot Slap came
the second time. Jeez! I
couldn't bear it any longer.
I regretted not releasing my
Dogs in the morning. I held
the Woman's Shirt and
started pulling her as I am
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Pulling Ur Legs Now. .grin grin
Kaiiiii! Una too like gist grin grin
oooooooo. See as una dey
serious dey read am......
# RunningAway
Hope you had a fabulous
day?
hmmm..i dont understand why u find it difficult to compose something humorous. joke-telling isn't a big deal.. Assumin we paid to watch u perform so this is how u wud crack our ribs
Mods. this garbage should be moved to Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity
Crimes section with immediate alacrity.
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Listed In 100 Best Players In EPL History. by dplomaticVal: 5:07pm On Oct 23, 2014
timothyuche1:
Where is Hazard, Peter Czech, Costa, Mikel Obi, Van daa Saar, Layman, (abi keeper no follow for players)
They are not serious

take time to peruse that list carefully before wagging your tongue..
Cech & Van der saar were enlisted.
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Listed In 100 Best Players In EPL History. by dplomaticVal: 4:59pm On Oct 23, 2014
tobillionaire:
Can't find shevchenko

he recorded his success in italy not in england..
Thumbs up to 0kocha
Celebrities / Re: So Wrong! Wizkid Threatens To Beat Saeon Up On Camera! by dplomaticVal: 6:45am On Oct 23, 2014
WIZGUY69:

see frustration.
grin
this is beyond frustration guy, go listen to that song & u will realise that everything bout is dumb & crazy esp. the lyrics, it's too puerile & childish.
Celebrities / Re: So Wrong! Wizkid Threatens To Beat Saeon Up On Camera! by dplomaticVal: 10:42pm On Oct 22, 2014
Naijavibz1:

Haba lets encourage her

dude u can go ahead and encourage that talentless bitcch & her folks. as for me i don't and would nvr extol mediocrity, to avoid talentless peeps using the nigeria music industry as a dumpin ground for their poo.

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Celebrities / Re: So Wrong! Wizkid Threatens To Beat Saeon Up On Camera! by dplomaticVal: 7:45pm On Oct 22, 2014
Naijavibz1:

Bros Haba Dats too Hash !
The song was nice thou and she is an up coming artist
i feel whizkid should have at least tweeted about the song..

upcoming ko downcoming ni. being a neophyte shouldn't be a reason for her to produce sh.t.. that song doesn't make sense at all. If i were wiz i'd bayonet her cuntt for askin that i promote that dung of a song.
Education / Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by dplomaticVal: 10:04pm On Oct 21, 2014
this is outrageous. i don't think the standard used in setting their exams and marking their scripts is just, cos the number of peeps who failed is preposterous and ridiculous. I refuse to believe that our legal students are dummies. only those in authority know the evil they did and they must surely incur the wrath of God.

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Davido's Sisters by dplomaticVal: 1:40am On Oct 20, 2014
Those bi**** are single & seriously searching for a big fish(hot celeb or rich politician). i can sense that from their poses.
Celebrities / Re: I Have Over 50 Perfumes And 200 Shoes And More... - Iyabo Ojo by dplomaticVal: 8:27pm On Oct 19, 2014
this s madnes.. If other stupendously rich peeps copy this trend of buyin more commodities dan they need , i don't think there will be any meaningful tin left in d mart for d common man. there'sGOD.
Celebrities / Re: Portrait Art Painting Of Nigerian President And Wife by dplomaticVal: 7:41pm On Oct 16, 2014
thats cool, i can do it.. better.

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Celebrities / Re: 3things You Don't Know About Phyno !!!!!!!!!! by dplomaticVal: 9:11pm On Oct 03, 2014
he fuccks big hoes twice his weight sad
Celebrities / Re: Man's Penis Gets Amputated After He Overdoses On Viagra To Impress Girlfriend by dplomaticVal: 8:44pm On Sep 22, 2013
ıt's only the gullible that wld blv this undecided without pictures to back up this implausibe claim, the news remains fallacious and extremely dubitable
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Reacts To Tuface’s Alledged Wedding Invitation. by dplomaticVal: 9:12am On Sep 18, 2013
FRM AFRICAN QUEEN ISH TO HOW HE WAS UNINVITED TO 2FACE'S WEDDING. smiley NOW IT'S HOW 2FACE REPUDIATED TO CONDOLE WITH HIM ON HIS UNCLE'S DEMISE smiley smiley

It's palpable that, MR ßlack face ıs tryin efficaciously to demonize 2face and attract undue empathy for himself. no doubt
Celebrities / Re: I Can Still Work With Don Jazzy -d'banj by dplomaticVal: 8:56am On Sep 18, 2013
egocentric fellow
Celebrities / Re: Check Out This Old Picture Of Don Jazzy, D'banj, & JJC Before Their Fame by dplomaticVal: 8:45am On Sep 18, 2013
money ıs a lethal transformer

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Celebrities / Re: Psquare And Wizkid Nominated For 2013 MTV Europe Awards by dplomaticVal: 8:38am On Sep 18, 2013
the award ıs for the duo of pete n paul.. no doubt
Celebrities / Re: He's Back! Sinzu Flaunts His Big Ass Chick & Some Dollar Notes[photos] by dplomaticVal: 3:10am On Sep 18, 2013
šınzu ıs rlly metamorphosing to a real neurotic rascal wit his tattered and unkempt dreadlock.

moreova his plonkish popularity and mundane music are gradually waningundecidedincessantly..no doubt
Celebrities / Re: D'banj, Don Jazzy And JJC Back In The Days[photo] by dplomaticVal: 2:47am On Sep 18, 2013
money transforms
Celebrities / Re: Beyoncé Pulled Off Stage By An Over-excited Shirtless Male Fan PHOTOS by dplomaticVal: 2:40am On Sep 18, 2013
psychotic fan, thats an act of crass idiocy angry undecided

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