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NYSC / Re: Date Of Birth Issue When Registering For NYSC by dplomaticVal: 9:18am On Aug 07
mozele:
whichever way you choose to stress yourself, it's your choice.

I've been working with NYSC since 2017 and here's my take:

Put the correct date in your registration. while you are in your second week on camp, you and your colleagues will be issued a slip called certificate format.

Right on that slip, you can make all corrections (name, age, and passport photograph) you choose to make as only the details on that slip will be reflected on your NYSC certificate which will be issued to you when passing out.

Pls which date is more appropriate to be inserted in NYSC registration, WAEC date of birth or JAMB date of birth
Food / Re: Name The Food You Hate, But Other People Like Eating It by dplomaticVal: 2:02pm On Jan 01, 2019
I hate fried yam.... Vegetable soup... Noodle.., Fio fio, Fried rice, fried egg, Custard, Beans, fufu, Coconut, White spaghetti�, oranges�, banana � et al�
Politics / Re: Borno Dwarf Security Guard Who Is Paid N5000 Per Suicide Bomb Attack Arrested by dplomaticVal: 5:21pm On Jul 24, 2018
Claireshan1:
hmmmm too
I just added a like to your hot pic. you're damn smoking pulchritudinous, baby.
Romance / Re: Opinion: It Is Wrong To Reward A Lady Who Stuck With You When You Were Poor by dplomaticVal: 9:28am On Jul 14, 2018
XhosaNostra:
No it's not wrong. Even cellular networks give people loyalty points tongue

Well, loyalty is very rare, so I'd also be generous & kind to people who have been there for me through it all. It's being human.

Trash.. The analogy is utterly irking! Ahv been using Airtel for roughly 4 years and av gotten zilch, rather they pilfer every single recharge I make.
Health / Re: Kenyan Man Attacked By Hippopotamus, Loses Both Legs (Graphic Photo) by dplomaticVal: 10:43pm On Jan 11, 2018
Nobodys:
grin....no I am not in lag

wow thank goodness i'm not in lag as well , i pray that we domicile in the same state , whr do u dom angel ♥?**my heart is throbbing***
Health / Re: Kenyan Man Attacked By Hippopotamus, Loses Both Legs (Graphic Photo) by dplomaticVal: 6:54pm On Jan 11, 2018
Nobodys:
you got a problem comprehending??.....here is it..clear and simple.....Stop Mentioning me...EVER.....

baby you're blitheringly glamorous, a slight gaze at your ukwu chased migraine and head-ache off my heaa...i av great admiration 4 ur ukw,,is second to none***chuckles* are u in lag
Family / Re: Female Lawyer Cries Out After Husband Chased Her With Cutlass (photo) by dplomaticVal: 11:58pm On Aug 25, 2017
Bestie0309:


Whats this one saying
lols.. do u stay in abia
Family / Re: Female Lawyer Cries Out After Husband Chased Her With Cutlass (photo) by dplomaticVal: 11:33pm On Aug 25, 2017
Bestie0309:

Hi Pikin, u look Biafra but u are fluent in Nigeria

Hi bestie, u look brobdingianly familiar.... pls do u domicile in Abia or any south eastern state
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Music Countdown In 2017 So Far by dplomaticVal: 10:32pm On Jul 29, 2017
Anuoluwapo23:
Hello Guys kindly


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Thanks

u need money bad. meet ur boi or come suq my coq and get remitted with 30 billion $$
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo And His Sisters, Anita And Princess At Enugu High Court (Photos) by dplomaticVal: 2:55pm On Oct 20, 2016
YourNemesis:
Na waa for law oo.
purewater course.

It's lucid you failed, after several attempts to secure an admission to study law. Swerve with your nugatory dead body. Bastard
Education / Re: Thread For Law Students And Law Aspirants. by dplomaticVal: 11:58am On Sep 03, 2016
Beloved Nairalanders,embrace Dplomaticval or any counsel in the house and feel the beauty of legality.

I rep COOU(former Anambra state university) law faculty. peace.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Clarion Chukwurah With Her New Husband by dplomaticVal: 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2016
her juju is virile
Romance / Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by dplomaticVal: 4:42pm On Apr 01, 2016
Jadekitana:
Where that cheap olosho laveda the bag of syphillis and std? The grand patron of oloshos! Silly cretin.

Even if ur parents were here, they won't in anyway endorse you. if they were to choose between u & laveda who is olosho. your parents & well-wishers will indubitably identify u as the grand MATRON OF OLOSHOS WORLDWIDE. golllldigggggerrrrr

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Romance / Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Man That Has Slept With Several Women. by dplomaticVal: 8:47pm On Mar 31, 2016
madam no be jst u like btr thing. several other women wished to toe the line your professing, but nature made them change their stance. this is a man's world WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!! IF u wna ruin ur life. toe this way of urs u go hear am self. u women are even burden to men . i pray u dnt end up @ shilo
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law's Wife, Ebere, Twerks For Him (photo) by dplomaticVal: 4:48pm On Mar 31, 2016
Julietcutie:

Mr adviser twerking ain't d basic ground or reason for my desire to get married

ok. twerk comot my face
Nairaland / General / Re: #evenif Hilariously Trending On Twitter (photos) by dplomaticVal: 3:06pm On Mar 31, 2016
tsephanyah:
evenif if u think tinubu obasanjo balewa are criminal that's doesn't change the fact that high number of criminals are in eeeest and terrorist are in noooot

evenif u keep denigrating the easterners we'd allow u wallow in your gargantuan idiocy because you will die soon & join satan ur fada & role model. dickwipe
Nairaland / General / Re: #evenif Hilariously Trending On Twitter (photos) by dplomaticVal: 2:53pm On Mar 31, 2016
Even if born2fuck, obontami, ftboy, magicminister, sexyceline, atmy1, warriblood, mixty,buragidi, obonono to mention but a few, are given 7million pretty virgins each, it won't stop them from going to ashaw0 لoints
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law's Wife, Ebere, Twerks For Him (photo) by dplomaticVal: 2:06pm On Mar 31, 2016
Julietcutie:
everyone is twerking for her husband... lemme go and marry so I can twerk my own tongue cheesy

dnt rush into marriage cos of twerking cos u go divorce wen u see nackin
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law's Wife, Ebere, Twerks For Him (photo) by dplomaticVal: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2016
sinaj:
u like video eh!

Oya come over let's make d video wink
pix of ur kitty to prove u mean biz
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law's Wife, Ebere, Twerks For Him (photo) by dplomaticVal: 1:59pm On Mar 31, 2016
FlawlessRebirth2:
DEM DON TURN RIHANA"WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK" TO "WERK WERK WERK WERK WERK WERK"...


TOT IT WAS KWE KWE KWE KWE KWE KWE undecided

even me oo. i dnt understand those American artists sometimes
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Flaunts Killer Curves In Black (photos) by dplomaticVal: 6:19pm On Mar 30, 2016
ireneony:
the truth is bitter. She is fat!
Let me ask u this question if you have the opportunity to sleep with her, can u really carry her up and down. You will be limited to so many s3x style and you always feel tired after s3x grin.
S3x or no s3x she is a fat pig. lipsrsealed

the lepa babe i jus fu©ked this afternoon didn't allow me carry her up n down. just missionary. i didn't complain sha. because sex is sex. all that matters is penetration into the vagاna. thats why i prefer ppl like toolz. a view of her sumptous aىs while fu©kin her wld make d act exhilarating
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Flaunts Killer Curves In Black (photos) by dplomaticVal: 12:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
ireneony:
Toolz is a fat pig. She needs to trim down.

This is not curvy this is fat. Whitemen will never find her attractive, only moronic black men.

that's a nice curve. stop hating b4 u die out of frustration

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Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by dplomaticVal: 8:53am On Mar 30, 2016
Icecomrade:

Some women needs to control the way they moan when making love especially in that kind of face me I face you apartment.
How else did the guy know the man is on top of you

We know it's your husband and you are enjoying it so well. Haba show a little respect and decorum

THAT'S TRUE. I WAS SLEEPIN COMFORTABLY YESTERDAY B4 MY NEIGHBOUR SHOUT ABI MOAN WOKE ME UP LAAAAAAST NIT. WOMEN SHOULD LEARN HOW TO MOAN OR BETTER TIE THEIR MOUTH WEN HAVIN SEX TO HELP GUYS ESCHEW ALL THIS ERهTIC THOUGHT, PERVERSION & WISHFUL THINKING
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Beat A Boy,and He Said "I Will Go And Call My Brothers" by dplomaticVal: 8:26am On Mar 30, 2016
succyblinks:
Na to pass sky run nai sure pass ohh grin

Succy u funny pass 10 I go die.
As a lawyer i'd let them have their way. After i'll now sue them for attempted murder. They will remit lots of cash to me
Romance / Re: My Experience At A Strip Club In Lagos by dplomaticVal: 2:48pm On Mar 29, 2016
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Culture / Re: Big Python Saved In My Village(pics) by dplomaticVal: 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2016
the practise of eschewing snakes instead of killing it made me hate going to my villa...jeez i cnt stand the gory sight of snakes, it makes me die a thousand times

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