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Education / Re: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by dplomaticVal: 3:51pm On Jan 18, 2015
absquatulate

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Crime / Re: Calabar Boy Caught And Burnt To Death For Stealing (Graphic Photo) by dplomaticVal: 12:13pm On Jan 18, 2015
dhammyg:
IF ONLY NIGERIANS COULD CATCH AND BURN CORRUPT POLITICIANSangryNAIJA WILL BE A BETTER PLACEangry

OUR POLITICIANS STEAL BILLIONS,THEG GET NATIONAL HONOURSembarassedAN ORDINARY MAN STEALS SOME SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY,HE GETS ROASTEDembarassed


NA WA FOR THIS COUNTRYsad

see eh anyone who steals deserve to be annihilated,if corrupt politicians like chief t.a orji walk freely without guards I'm sure some irate folks in aba will set him ablaze.
no punishment is too great for a thief
TV/Movies / Re: SoundCity Vs HipTV: Which Do You Prefer? by dplomaticVal: 10:49pm On Jan 09, 2015
with all this ominous comments abt scity,i think i've lost the WHOLE interest I hav in viewin their program... Is there anYway I CAN REPLACE IT WITH HIPTV ON MY DSTV PHONE aaabeg o0o
Romance / Re: Reasons Why An Average Lady Is Most Likely To Lie About Being A Virgin by dplomaticVal: 10:00pm On Jan 09, 2015
I will care to knw her virginity status if only I work for police interrogation dept... until then,her response won't yield me any dividend
Health / Re: Bill Gates Drinks 'Poop Water' (Videos) by dplomaticVal: 8:10pm On Jan 08, 2015
this is bravery! i can't drink poo water,even if doing it will bring back my ancestors and the missing girls

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Celebrities / Re: Queen Ure Confirms Romance With Tuface Idibia. by dplomaticVal: 6:35am On Jan 08, 2015
we don't knw her here in singapo®e
Events / Re: This End Of The Year Party Cake Will Blow Your Mind (see Photos) by dplomaticVal: 8:33pm On Jan 02, 2015
i think the maker did vhat cake for the purpose of gettin public attention & not for consumption...
there might be some non-edible stuffz added to it.
Big ups to her for her ingenuity!
Family / Re: Some Childish Things Some Men Do by dplomaticVal: 5:13pm On Jan 02, 2015
the real KIDS among them are the ones who share their sexcapades on nL sad

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Artistes Who Moved From Shame To Fame by dplomaticVal: 7:22pm On Dec 29, 2014
jingh:
I wish black magic is in dat list.

if you hear his music then you will know good music exist in nigeria

true..'golden girl' & 'body' are magnificent tracks from him.
Romance / Re: What Else Will A Guy Gain From A Girl That Says "No Sex" In The Relationship? by dplomaticVal: 9:38pm On Dec 27, 2014
he'd gain blitheringly nothing. the bedrock of every relationship should be se×.
men are known for action & not garrulity.
of course if u give a girl a chance she would turn u to her gossip mate.
no sex no fun.
Celebrities / Re: INCREDIBLE: See Nairalander's Friend That Looks Like Pete-Edochie (PHOTOS) by dplomaticVal: 5:27pm On Dec 27, 2014
actually no facial resemblance but the way he wrinkled his face @ the 2nd pix is how Pete does his when he smiles..
their beards look alike though

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Celebrities / Re: Breaking: Ronaldo's Teen Son Caught Kissing An Older Woman!!! by dplomaticVal: 5:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
cramjones:
This story has no electoral value! Vote Buhari!

-CramJones

what has buhari got to do with this thread?
thunder fire. . .++u knw the rest++
Celebrities / Re: » A Must Read - The Truest Fact I Have Ever Read So Far About Wizkid Song by dplomaticVal: 5:04pm On Dec 27, 2014
it s trash but ppl like it that way. u don't like it? press fast forward when next it plays
Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by dplomaticVal: 8:51pm On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
Nothing wey person nor go see for nairaland.
Tomorrow topic go be: A nairalander is taking selfie while using the toilet

$hur rup. if u create a thread showing a selfie u took while using the toilet, ¶ swear it won't make FP EVEN IF YO POUSSI IS LA©ED WITH GOLD.
so stop hating on one's feat™!
Jokes Etc / Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by dplomaticVal: 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
nawa o..don't talk rubbish. women of then were well behaved & reasonable. if Elizabeth the mother of john, Hannah & Ruth were in the shoes of the wise men, am sure they won't do those negative tins u emitted.
this thread is illogical & blitheringly childish

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Patoranking's Hyundai SUV For Winning Next Rated At The Headies by dplomaticVal: 5:25pm On Dec 26, 2014
laurel well deserved.
dude did a masterpiece in 'early mo mo' & se× tape
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Actor Chiwetala Agu Falls From Mountain by dplomaticVal: 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2014
i wish he dosnt act again.. we sick & tired of the awful things he spew
Food / Re: Christmas Stew Got Burnt Because I Was Carried Away By A Movie"caroline Shoes" by dplomaticVal: 1:58pm On Dec 25, 2014
adonbilivit...is that gutter u put in that pot .or cowsh¶t...
guy u get degree for burnology??
o mehn u burnt that stew beyond recognition.
Phones / Re: Mtn Stealing Millions From Their Customers In The Current Promo by dplomaticVal: 12:20pm On Dec 14, 2014
drey076:
Even Nowadays, they will activate caller tunz on ur behalf and deducting 50naira from ur money monthly
And if u call d customer care, they will say maybe someone activated it on your behalf if u claim u weren't d one dat activate it.
MTN na scam, they want to extort dere customer by all means

very true. airtime is deducted from my sim every month for callertunes without my acquiescence
Phones / Re: Mtn Stealing Millions From Their Customers In The Current Promo by dplomaticVal: 12:08pm On Dec 14, 2014
jmoore:
I dialed *556# to check my balance and I saw an additional message, "Text Yes to 1010! It's FREE! Your number is among the ones that could win for free 1 Generator from MTN ".

I read the message again to be sure I won't be charged for it. I decided to send sms as they stated. I wasn't charged after I sent the first sms.

I received another sms, it was a question. It was free to reply, so I sent in the answer and checked my balance and my money was not deducted.

Minutes later, I received another sms "Confirmed! Your name features in the draw for N10,000,000 from MTN...." I checked my balance and it was obvious, they have stolen my 100 Naira.
If 1 million Nigerians did the same thing, do the calculation.

MTN, if I don't win this 10 Million Naira, you will hear from me!!!!!!!!!!!

angry angry

I received the SMS also.
if u had perused that text very well u would have seen an abbrev. like this "t & c" which means Terms & Conditions applies. they didn't rob you, you're the architect of your woe
NYSC / Re: Why Do Some Married Ladies Commit Adultery During NYSC? by dplomaticVal: 9:22pm On Dec 11, 2014
YOLO live $ let live..most females if not all in the camp are promiscuous not the married ones alone
Fashion / Re: Ajimobi's Daughter Wears N3m Dress To British Fashion Awards by dplomaticVal: 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2014
when the fabric used in sewing that cloth fades, she won't wear the cloth again & 3millz wil go jus like that. some peeps are bereft of frugality and common sense

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by dplomaticVal: 8:57pm On Nov 30, 2014
imprisonment for olamide is jail for good indigenous music. op dont try to bereft that guy cos he is entitled to express himself whichever he wants. that song doesn't hurt jus that u decided to read foolish meaning into it
Religion / Re: 10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting by dplomaticVal: 9:51am On Nov 30, 2014
teemanbastos:
nt all dese teachings are biblical
even if they are not biblical it s good that we adhere to them. they are good morals & they don't infringe one's right

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Celebrities / Re: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by dplomaticVal: 3:39pm On Nov 27, 2014
Vivly:
I keep looking forward to the day Men Will stop objectifying women and women will stop men from objectifying them.
Someone compliments your a$$ and you say 'Thanks'? That's crap.
See a woman as totally beautiful, a complete package and stop the stereotypes on a$$ and boo.bs.
It never used to matter before. Why the sudden change now.
Just my humble observation though.
The objectifiers can now jump on my post.

not all females got attractive features,that's why men admire the few endowed ladies with voluptuous body because they are exceptional and a unique breed of women. don't be pained if you've got no butte, there are so many buttt pad in the mart

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Celebrities / Re: I"i've Made £13 000 From Endorsements Just Cos I Look Like Rihanna", Andele Lara by dplomaticVal: 1:07pm On Nov 27, 2014
axortedbabe:
she is not impersonating anybody, she is not answering her name neither did she pose as riri..bae is just takin vantage of her looks..
she still impersonated her. she used her look to trick some peeps(myself inclusive) into believing she's rihanna
Celebrities / Re: I"i've Made £13 000 From Endorsements Just Cos I Look Like Rihanna", Andele Lara by dplomaticVal: 10:43am On Nov 27, 2014
she's reaping where she didn't sow. that's her fortune sha... hope riri doesn't sue her for impersonation.

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